Rank #1: 001 - How Muslim Are You?
The one where Taz and Zahra discuss who is the good Muslim and who is the bad Muslim.
Rank #2: 055 - Intermittent Fasting is Just Off-Season Ramadan
Rank #3: 040 - You Are Responsible For Your Own Luggage
The one where Zahra is getting antihistamine nightmares and Taz is still writing her rom-com. This episode brought to you by kale curry.
Rank #4: 014 - Let's Talk About Sex...with Jinns
The one where Taz is scarred from learning about Jinns in a man's urethra, Zahra eats her way through an edible burka, and both get into a Hijarbie vs Jihottie pillow fight.
Rank #5: 002 - Valentine's Day is Haram
The one where Zahra gets proposed to while Taz is in the bathroom.
Rank #6: 008 - Let's Talk About Sex...Ed
The one where Taz gets her sex education through Barbie dolls and Zahra sends an angry letter full of #MuslimRage & #MuslimCrazy to the internet.
Rank #7: 012 - Muslim Christmas
The one where Zahra asks Santa Khomeini for presents, Taz explains the origins of the evil Empire, and they cast Muslim Star Wars.
Rank #8: 018 - LIVE from Oakland's Islamic Cultural Center
The one where Zahra creates a Sharia ring tone and Taz shares her phobia of secret passages.
Rank #9: 031 - Let's Talk About Sex...Manuals
The one where Zahra buys a designer diaper bag and Taz prepares for a billionaire pre-nup.
Rank #10: 043 - Self Made Women
The one where Taz wonders if her makeup is halal and Zahra discovers the secret to finding housing.
Rank #11: 033 - Not a News Source
The one where Taz offers to do makeup reviews and Zahra reminisces about Hawaiian cockroaches.
Rank #12: 016 - Wudu On, Wax Off
The one where Zahra's mother waxes and oils Zahra's husband at their first meeting, while Taz wonders how Zayn Malik manscapes.
Rank #13: 041 - Ramadan Brain
The one where Taz and Zahra hit the red carpet.
Rank #14: 021 - Muslim Garb-ish
The one where Taz “reaches out” to NFL quarterbacks to convert them to social activism and Zahra makes Golden Retrievers cry. Both realize they forgot to wear their Muslim Garb. Also, Taz is single.
Rank #15: 003 - No Muslim is Safe
The one where Taz gets hit on by a pickup artist and Zahra self-diagnoses as Muslim Crazy.