Rank #1: The Greatest Hits Episode!
For episode 50 of the Dude Foods Podcast Nick and Wes put together their favorite moments from the past six months. If you haven't listened to this podcast yet this is the perfect jumping off point! If you've been listening all along then make sure you check out this episode as well to relive all the funniest moments from the first 49 episodes!
Aug 30 2018
Rank #2: What’s your perfect size sausage?
Nick hates the new chairs in the podcast studio, Wes has some words of advice for anyone out there who wants to own a bar and the guys discuss Cinnabon’s new Churro Frosting Sandwich, Nabisco changing the design on their animal crackers box to appease PETA, pretzel buns, ham wallets and more!
Aug 23 2018
Rank #3: Boxer Beefs!
Nick can no longer order Chinese takeout, Wes explains his dislike for food trucks and picnics, and the guys come up with a business idea that could quite possibly revolutionize the edible underwear industry!
Apr 27 2018
Rank #4: Feed two birds with one scone!
Wes is annoyed by sous vide cooking, Nick has to eat 45 items off the Taco Bell dollar menu in the next two weeks and the guys discuss pizza being more healthy than cereal, bacon cannolis, all the new phrases PETA wants us to use to remove “speciesism” from our daily conversations & more!
Dec 11 2018
Rank #5: If you’re gonna have free bacon you can’t limit me on bacon! + special guest Jess Pryles
Apr 12 2018
Rank #6: Outback Steakhouse is NOT worth stabbing someone over!
Wes hates blood oranges Nick thinks he can become a doctor and the guys discuss the woman who beat up her parents because they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse, the new Cheesy Bacon Fries from McDonald’s, the most popular food allergies & more!
Jan 08 2019
Rank #7: Mayonara sauce!
Nick thinks that Heinz — along with all their other bottled mayo and ketchup mixes — should start selling a mixture of mayonnaise and marinara called "Mayonara," Wes is back from his “international business trip” and is mad that any time he orders fajitas he never gets enough tortillas on the side to go with them and the guys once again discuss their idea for edible men's underwear made from beef jerky, the woman who wants to use one of Nick's photos as part of a 12 step program about food addiction & more!
Apr 17 2019
Rank #8: I want as little human interaction as possible!
Wes is mad that Nick isn’t blogging more frequently, Nick hates human interaction and the guys discuss the new pizza lockers from Little Caesars, how starting a podcast is like having sex with someone for the first time, how dumb it is to use napkins as coasters & more!
Oct 01 2018
Rank #9: Nick got a gym membership!
Nick drank a bunch of whiskey and bought a gym membership, Wes thinks that all the food at Mexican restaurants is too similar and the guys discuss National Pepperoni Pizza Day, whether or not customers should expect free drinks at bars based on how many drinks they order & more!
Sep 20 2018
Rank #10: It's like the slumpbuster for pizzas!
Nick is worried about his heath after rapped Lil Xan was hospitalized from eating too many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Wes hates microwavable chicken nuggets and the guys discuss the country’s top pizza chains, why you shouldn’t eat ramen noodles, Dunkin’ Donuts dropping the “Donuts” part of their name & more!
Sep 28 2018
Rank #11: Hillbilly Holler and Golden Girls Cheesecake
Wes explains his love for peanut butter and onion sandwiches, Nick reveals the reason he doesn’t like pickles is because his sister used to chug pickle juice and burp in his face when he was a child and the guys discuss their favorite meatloaf toppings.
Apr 10 2018
Rank #12: Would you ever try vomit flavored vodka?
Wes wants to start a vomit flavored vodka company that Nick wants partial ownership of even though he thinks it’s a terrible idea and the guys discuss the biggest McDonald’s menu item failures, football tailgates, how hard it would be to stick to a vegan diet & more!
Sep 06 2018
Rank #13: Fireball Whiskey and Cheddar cheese shot glasses
The guys start off the day (at 9:30am) by doing shots of Fireball Whiskey out of Cheddar cheese shot glasses as they discuss the best Easter candy and come up with a plan to build up Wes’s pork intolerance.
Mar 30 2018
Rank #14: Take a nice little dumpster vacation!
Wes is more convinced than ever that eating out of a dumpster is fine after a guy from Johns Hopkins University spent a year eating expired food to prove it’s OK to do so, Nick hates how expensive spices are and the guys discuss why almond milk and soy milk might not be able to refer to themselves as “milk” much longer, how much they hate cooking chicken wings at home, the best pie in America & more!
Feb 28 2019
Rank #15: My 7th grade Spanish is not gonna work!
Nick details his plan for wrapping up one of every single item on the Taco Bell menu into a giant tortilla, Wes thinks that meatloaf would be more popular if it had a better name and the guys discuss their recent trip to Applebee's for $1 margaritas.
Apr 05 2018
Rank #16: Why are Chick-fil-A employees so nice?
No one in Wes’s neighborhood will eat the spicy cheese that he brings to parties, Nick thinks that the employees at Chick-fil-A are too friendly and the guys discuss the best deals for National Cheeseburger Day (most of which won’t even be valid anymore by the time you listen to this episode), Mayochup (the new bottled mayonnaise and ketchup mixture from Heinz) & more!
Sep 18 2018
Rank #17: Why won't Wes eat pork?
Nick is back from his trip to Iowa with tons of new knowledge about corn, Wes hates bars that have build your own burger nights where they charge extra for every single topping you add and the guys discuss why organic food is a scam, possible cures to Wes’s pork intolerance, why they might need to throw TGI Fridays ribs on the field at Miller Park during every baseball season from now on & more!
Oct 05 2018
Rank #18: Subway’s meat already tastes meatless!
Wes recaps his trip to Europe, Nick doesn’t know what to do about a snack company that keeps claiming he developed a recipe for them when he didn’t and the guys discuss Subway’s new meatless meatball subs, a bracelet that will shock you whenever you eat fast food & more!
Aug 09 2019
Rank #19: Stop curving your sausage!
Nick doesn’t understand how to drink bottled water correctly and needs to start recycling more, Wes has problems with Father’s Day and curved sausages and the guys discuss how Capri Sun juice pouches are similar to drunken sex, the top summer foods that you shouldn’t eat and their youngest hater yet — a one year old named Gwen.
Jun 19 2018
Rank #20: A drink in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other!
Wes doubles down on his love for Subway, Nick talks about how he thought he was about to get robbed by two hookers in Vegas when in reality they were really just two nice young girls from Colorado who liked his eyelashes and the guys discuss ice cream vs. custard, this summer’s top food festivals and swimming in pools of Merlot, tea and ramen noodles.
Jul 03 2018