Ranked #1
4566 30 5 15
4566 30 5 15
Princess Diana Memorial and Southport based lies
6 Jun 2015
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3mins
Ranked #2
4565 29 5 15
4565 29 5 15
My new hero and role model is the unbreakable Sepp Blatter. I also go to Redhill and rue Alfred Nobel's failure to destr... Read more
30 May 2015
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4mins
Ranked #3
4564 28 5 15
4564 28 5 15
I discuss the wonder of innocence, the terror of loss and the tiniest lloyds bank in the world. I don't need to tell you... Read more
30 May 2015
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7mins
Ranked #4
4563 27 5 15
4563 27 5 15
Even more frustration with BT Infinity. How long will this last? Clue in the name.
30 May 2015
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5mins
Ranked #5
4562 26 5 15
4562 26 5 15
I try out a new smart watch and feel pleased with myself that I haven't gone with Apple (even though I slightly wish I h... Read more
30 May 2015
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4mins
Ranked #6
4561 25 5 15
4561 25 5 15
I want to work, but have been tired out and turned grey(er) by this happy little monster.
30 May 2015
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3mins
Ranked #7
4560 24 5 15
4560 24 5 15
BT let me down again, even though I have an ology.
29 May 2015
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3mins
Ranked #8
4559 23 5 15
4559 23 5 15
Back in Cheddar, reminiscing like a middle aged twazzock.
29 May 2015
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3mins
Ranked #9
4558 22 5 15
4558 22 5 15
I multi-task like a motherflipper and keep 50% of the creatures in my life happy. Then to Taunton to perform for the inc... Read more
23 May 2015
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4mins
Ranked #10
4557 21 5 15
4557 21 5 15
Self-playing snooker attempts to raise a million pounds and I think about Jack and the Beanstalk from the perspective of... Read more
23 May 2015
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2mins