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SAYER

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Rank #90 in Performing Arts category

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Performing Arts
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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

iTunes Ratings

433 Ratings
Average Ratings
408
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I love it!

By Bobby--Tables - Apr 03 2019
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Great story that feels like the best/creepiest meditation

Amazing

By aaronplayzgamez - Dec 13 2018
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If you like black mirror or SCP containment breach or dark stories you will love this

iTunes Ratings

433 Ratings
Average Ratings
408
9
10
4
2

I love it!

By Bobby--Tables - Apr 03 2019
Read more
Great story that feels like the best/creepiest meditation

Amazing

By aaronplayzgamez - Dec 13 2018
Read more
If you like black mirror or SCP containment breach or dark stories you will love this
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SAYER

Updated about 1 month ago

Rank #90 in Performing Arts category

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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.

Rank #1: SAYER – Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed (Remastered)

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Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.

…when your paralysis ends, of course.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Feb 27 2019
19 mins
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Rank #2: SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running

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A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Mar 07 2014
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Rank #3: SAYER – Episode 74 – Poisoning the Well

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In the end, this really is your fault.

This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Feb 11 2019
27 mins
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Rank #4: SAYER – Episode 44 – My Name is Nothing

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Say on, sayers!
Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth!
Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths;
Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost;
It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use;
When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear.
-Walt Whitman

SAYER was voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following tracks”
Androids Always Escape ( by Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC 4.0

Dec 14 2015
25 mins
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Rank #5: SAYER – Episode 63 – A Cautionary Tale

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Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for your service and protection during transportation scenarios, but you are not in a condition where undue stress is wise. Simply enter the elevator, and await your arrival.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode features Bre Poisonne as the voice of PORTER and was brought to you by TOR Books.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Plague (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Aug 16 2018
22 mins
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Rank #6: SAYER Episode 4 – For Science

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As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Mar 21 2014
21 mins
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Rank #7: SAYER – Episode 64 – That Next Breath

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Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Sep 02 2018
19 mins
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Rank #8: SAYER – Episode 65 – There Will Be Consequences

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When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes.

On Typhon, for whatever reason, this model has not served as adequate deterrent to criminal behavior.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Sep 13 2018
20 mins
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Rank #9: SAYER – Episode 43 – This Fear

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“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the track Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Nov 25 2015
18 mins
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Rank #10: SAYER – Episode 60 – If Not For Us

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Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation.

This episode was brought to you by TOR Books.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Starchild (Mystery Mammal) / CC BY-SA 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Lisa (Airglow) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Jul 04 2018
22 mins
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Rank #11: SAYER – Episode 73 – Of Flesh and Bone

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On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode sponsored by Hoof and Sword Podcast.

This episode also features the following music:
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Jan 22 2019
21 mins
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Rank #12: SAYER – Episode 59 – Greater Fears

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They needed a push, and so I have shoved.

This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5!

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Nothing (Bonus Track) (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Dec 27 2017
24 mins
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Rank #13: SAYER – Episode 40 – In the Name of Science

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“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music:

Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Sep 28 2015
19 mins
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Rank #14: SAYER – Episode 41 – A Resounding Success

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“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

Oct 12 2015
20 mins
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Rank #15: SAYER – Episode 42 – Detachment

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Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

Nov 09 2015
18 mins
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Rank #16: SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break

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Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Apr 04 2014
20 mins
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Rank #17: SAYER – Episode 72 – Worst Possible Scenario

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Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE.

To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Jan 04 2019
20 mins
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Rank #18: SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep

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Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

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Apr 18 2014
22 mins
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Rank #19: SAYER – Episode 62 – The Games You Play

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Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Aug 01 2018
18 mins
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Rank #20: SAYER – Episode 50 – With Good Intentions

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Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Aug 23 2017
21 mins
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