Rank #1: Episode 29: Kat Timpf Finally Apologies For Teal Dress
The hi haters crew is joined by Fox News and former Barstool employee Kat Timpf. Kat has some of the most insane mentions on twitter and we call her to the carpet about it.
Rank #2: Episode 20: Ben Franklin Was a FREAK & The Worst Hangovers of All-Time
Chaps is having a no-good, very-bad day as his honey-do list keeps getting larger and larger. Two truths and a lie about Ben Franklin. It gets weird. Worst hangover stories are exchanged. It gets weirder.
Rank #3: Episode 36: Dan Soder
Dan Soder is a New York City based comedian who's best known as ‘Mafee' on the hit Showtime Billions series. He has a new Half Hour Special on Netflix, and his first hour-long stand-up special, 'Not Special' premiered last year on Comedy Central.
He joined Chaps and Kate in studio and the conversation flowed everywhere from 'earning a jerk' to smoking weed in his garage as a teenager to the national comedy scene.
Rank #4: Episode 32: TanyaLee Davis
TanyaLee Davis joins Chaps and Kate to discuss PDA, wedding blowjobs, life as a little person and more. At 3'6, she's probably the smallest comedian you've heard of, but her jokes land big.
Rank #5: Episode 16: Sunburn 101
Chaps and Kate return from a short break. Kate learns Chaps up about sunburns. They give a little romantic advice to a couple in need, and discuss a man who used chicken alfredo to lure a young boy in for sex.
Rank #6: Episode 15: Tailgating SZN
Chaps and Kate discuss their favorite places to tailgate. Please advise: it may offend
Rank #7: Episode 28: John Cynn Will Never Win The World Series of Poker
That's what the haters said. Clearly, they were wrong. John Cynn joins us after going on a little bit of a spree following his big win at he world series of poker. 8.8 Million dollars richer, he talks about the highs and lows of winning, nearly getting diarrhea after seeing the stack of cash for the first time, and much much more. Spoiler alert: John is down to play Barstool Nate in a Texas-style straight-up Go Fish or War game. Look for that later this summer.
Rank #8: Episode 14: Learning How To Use A Bidet
Chaps teaches Kate how to use a bidet. Kim Jong Un's got a toilet he takes with him everywhere. Power move. Pussy Beer is the drink of the summer. Also check out our new intro song *eye emoji*
Rank #9: Episode 48: Danny LoPriore drops Suck Them Titties Part 3
Our good friend Danny LoPriore dropped by the radio show last Wednesday and blessed us with some hot fire flames melodies. First we talked about his come up through Vine and his pivot to Instagram/Twitter. Then we sang songs about dental dams, high school dances and 'Suck Them Titties Part 3. Tune in not just because Danny's on the show, but because Kate reveals her talent for freestyling as well.
Rank #10: Episode 21: Two Truths & A Lie
Chaps recaps his early morning trip from San Antonio to NYC. Then they play two truths and a lie. 3 statements, but one of them is false! Incredible!
Rank #11: Episode 24: San Francisgoofin'
The whole gang took a West Coast trip out to San Francisco and their first day was a hoot. They did everything from beach goofin to taco bell goofin to hanglidin goofin. Incredible.
Rank #12: Episode 45: Jeff Vibbert
Although most people know him as a Heartland transfer, Jeff Vibbert was actually quite successful as a stand-up comic on his own in Indianapolis. He talked to us about how he started, his biggest bomb, and doing stand-up with the other Heartland guys. He sticks around as Kate tells the story of her day with Gritty.
Rank #13: Episode 13: Introducing Kate
Introducing our new co-host: Kate. Naturally, Chaps and Kate talk about armpits smellin like whiskey
Rank #14: Episode 25 featuring USA Rugby Captain Madison Hughes
The Hi Haters squad is in San Francisco for the Rugby 7s World Cup. Naturally, we had to get the Captain of the US squad on the podcast. Madison Hughes joined Kate and Chaps to talk about the World Cup, his expectations for the team, and his unreal thighs. The World Cup starts today and there's no better place to get primed than right here on Hi Haters.
PS: Many people are saying that Jesus cant play Rugby because his Dad will fix the game. We ask Madison to clear up this rumor. It's salacious to the core.
Rank #15: Episode 38: Danny LoPriore (Bonus Breast Cancer Awareness PSA)
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but we are getting ahead of the game. We brought in internet sensation Danny LoPriore (famous for singin about titties) to help us create a PSA reminding you to get a mammogram. Early detection is the best defense. We also talk to him about blowing up on Vine, expanding his content outside of just singing about titties, and much more.
Rank #16: Episode 26: Rugby 7s Recap
Everyone is home after an awesome trip to San Fran. Chaps and Kate recap their experience at the Rugby 7's and their journeys home. Chaps sat behind an old lady whose phone text was so large, he was able to see the racist memes she was trading with her friend. Is their anything worse than being paranoid about what someone else will see on your phone?
Rank #17: Episode 33: Alex Powers
Alex Powers might have a support animal of her own, but that doesn't stop her from making jokes about the people who take it too far. Alex joins Chaps and Kate to talk about some of the backlash she's received about her support animal jokes, and also about how loud her neighbors have sex.
Rank #18: Episode 37: Dane Baptiste
Dane Baptiste joins the show to talk to Chaps and Kate about British baking shows, and how cooking shows in general are very misleading. Dane is also a twin, but his twin sister is NOT identical to him so stop asking.
Rank #19: Episode 49: Paul Virzi / Best Halloween Candies
On this week's episode of the Best Of Hi Haters, Kate recaps her weekend in Indy at her cousin's wedding, and Vibbs joins the show to recap the work he did preppign for Rough N Rowdy. Paul joins Chaps and Kate live in studio to talk about his comedy career, working with Bill Burr, and tells an insane story about an Uber driver and a baby. Chaps and Kate also rank all the best Halloween candies.
Rank #20: Episode 40: Sam Morril
Sam Morril is one of the fastest-rising stand-up comics in NYC. His special “Amy Schumer Presents: Sam Morril: Positive Influence,” is premiered on Comedy Central on Friday, September 14th and is now available on Amazon and on CC.com for free. He sat down with Chaps and Kate in studio to talk about drinking at comedy clubs, getting threatened on stage, going back to using condoms, and much more.