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No Sir I Don't Like It

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Comedian Carmen Morales has hilarious guests on to talk about things they don't like from pet peeves to people, nothing is safe.

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Comedian Carmen Morales has hilarious guests on to talk about things they don't like from pet peeves to people, nothing is safe.

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The Best!!

By ComedianMikeBaldwin - Oct 03 2019
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This is one of my favorite podcasts! I hope you guys never stop doing new episodes!

I like it

By Mmmmmarty - Jul 31 2019
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This is a great comedy podcast with top name guests and a rapid fire pace. Love it

iTunes Ratings

128 Ratings
Average Ratings
127
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The Best!!

By ComedianMikeBaldwin - Oct 03 2019
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This is one of my favorite podcasts! I hope you guys never stop doing new episodes!

I like it

By Mmmmmarty - Jul 31 2019
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This is a great comedy podcast with top name guests and a rapid fire pace. Love it
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No Sir I Don't Like It

Updated 6 days ago

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Comedian Carmen Morales has hilarious guests on to talk about things they don't like from pet peeves to people, nothing is safe.

Rank #1: Ep 73 Mussolini Barbie (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Being sick when its hot out is a bummer, so is buying/selling things on Craigslist. Ugly is the new hot, Bryan makes fun of Carmen for liking to create things and they talk about going on the road when you're in a relationship. They argue about dolphins being fish and discuss about what animal you'd have sex with if you had to. Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen E. Haynes

Follow us: @nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com

Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

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We are also now on Spotify!!!

Aug 01 2018

1hr 16mins

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Rank #2: Ep 134 I'm Here to Die (Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)

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In this episode we unfortunately find out that Bryan decides to leave the podcast. They talk about scrambled porn, vaping is bad for you, Robert De Niro and how television is dying. They also talk about how nobody really likes apples, Bryan finally watches Breaking Bad, works at a creepy party and is trying to kill himself with doughnuts. No Gripe of the week this week! 

Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bryanjvokey @traecrowder

Support the podcast! www.patreon.com/nosirpod

Listen here:

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr

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Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com

Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!

Oct 01 2019

1hr 19mins

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Rank #3: Ep 97 God is Good (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Bryan is filled with fear this episode, so many things he finds "scary." They talk about casinos, becoming an old hack, the tv show Moonshiners and why breaking stuff feels good. Bryan regales us with tales of his mischievous youth, Carmen defends the movie Vice and they talk about being in a middle class area. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Angelo Cianfrocco for "Airplane seats are uncomfortable" 

Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr

Laughable: https://laughable.app.link/aEzkVj3PyM

Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com

Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Follow us: @nosirpod

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!!

Jan 16 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #4: Ep 96 Bu-Cookie (Tamer Kattan, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Comedian Tamer Kattan joins Carmen & Bryan and talk about being jealous, how comedy makes you wish for a worse past, pizza gate & faces of death. They also get into having a whit guy accent, the over examination of comedy and toxic masculinity. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Vanessa Nelson "People trying to touch my brand new baby" 

Follow us:@tamerkat @nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr

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Podbean: https://nosiridontlikeit.podbean.com

Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Follow us: @nosirpod

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!!

Jan 12 2019

1hr 13mins

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Rank #5: Ep 87 Fantasize Up (Jenny Zigrino, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Comedian Jenny Zigrino joins us week and we talk about ghosting, getting contacted randomly, fuck boys and having someone steal your jokes. We also talk about being on the right side of a scandal, how all men are garbage, Clint Eastwood, enjoying heated debates and being on the road. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Gwen Sunkel "The number of email exchanges to get anything done at work."

Follow us: @jennyzigrino @nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Follow us: @nosirpod

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!!

Nov 07 2018

1hr 7mins

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Rank #6: Ep 88 Home Sweet Heroin (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Carmen and Bryan are on the road in Virginia. They talk nut sacks, bad things happening to rich people and stealing ideas from the deceased. Carmen tells tales of cock blocking her parents and they discuss how everyone thinks their parents are crazy and how people were into heroin in Newport News. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Carlos Valencia "Bitches be crazy. Which is really just a testament to how difficult it is for women to get good healthcare in this country"

Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

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Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!!

Nov 13 2018

1hr 13mins

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Rank #7: Ep 99 Loveless Liability Corporation (John Michael Bond Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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John Michael Bond, very funny comedian joins Carmen & Bryan this week and they have a very whimsical chat about suicide. They also talk about squirrels, Dave & Busters, Zines and rich people faking poverty. Clothing size lies, pink sweat and defending jokes are also on the docket. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Jared Porter "When people insist that you guess something and they won't take no for an answer."

Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Follow us: @nosirpod

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!!

Jan 31 2019

1hr 6mins

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Rank #8: Ep 128 My Name is Steve Jail (Ali Macofsky, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)

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Ali Macofsky is our guest this week. She has been fired from almost every job she's ever had and we go through some. We also talk about her being Joe Rogan's best friend, how she learned that Halle Berry is hot, and playing dumb for guy's attention. We all share our Epstein conspiracy theories. We talk how mansplaining is just explaining. Also, Ali loves airport culture. 

Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bryanjvokey @notalimac

Support the podcast! www.patreon.com/nosirpod

Listen here:

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!

Aug 21 2019

1hr 10mins

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Rank #9: Ep 98 Tit Sucking Sack of Potatoes (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Carmen & Bryan talk about late night comedy, having fun under pressure, chat rooms from back in the day & being able to burst your own bubble. They also get into being a Catholic in the south, taking care of yourself even when you wanna die and stuff that makes you feel better. Gripe of the week goes to: Daniel Dennis for "Old people who pay for their groceries and then sit in front of you for seemingly hours putting their God damned debit card away!!!"

Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

Listen here:

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

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We are also now on Spotify!!!

Jan 23 2019

1hr 12mins

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Rank #10: Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and why Bryan didn't get into Harvard. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "Its 2019, and we still dont have an auto-shut-off feature on stoves. Like, if you set a timer, it would be cool if you had the option to automatically turn the burner off when the timer goes off.This gripe was inspired by my almost burning down my apartment complex while boiling infant bottle paraphernalia at 2am."

Support this shit show: Subscribe to our Patreon!

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Listen here:

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=136556&refid=stpr

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Watch full video episodes here: NoSirPod YouTube Channel

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Email us: nosirpod@gmail.com

We are also now on Spotify!!

Jun 25 2019

1hr 5mins

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Rank #11: Ep 109 No Fasian (Sam Tripoli, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Sam Tripoli joins us for a fast paced episode where Carmen and Sam argue about men & women friendships. We talk about Sam's twitter debacle with Patton and Bryan bonds with Sam over their mutual love of black strippers. We also talk about the evolution of his show, the word "soothing", pineapple on pizza, the Mueller Report and story tellers. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Jay Wulff for "People who think a Rueben sandwich is Irish"

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Listen here:

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We are also now on Spotify!!

Apr 10 2019

1hr 11mins

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Rank #12: Ep 89 Everet with one T (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Still on the road, Carmen and Bryan talk about the coolest 83 year old they’ve ever met. Bryan opens the chest of some family stories and talks about how he doesn’t like that he’s a pussy now. They talk Jim Carrey, not masterbating to be funnier and people who want to invest in a comedians lifestyle not just their comedy. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Carrie Meyer for "Stale Krispy Kreme Donuts"

Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

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Join the conversation in the group here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/161184674577328/

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We are also now on Spotify!!!

Nov 21 2018

1hr 9mins

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Rank #13: Ep 77 Digital Panhandling (Aida Rodriguez, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Aida Rodriguez, hilarious comedian, joins us and we talk not leaning to either side but leaning forward, awufl auditions and Hispanic Heritage Month(s). We also talk about having a spectrum for other ethnicities, white women being heroically condescending and group texts. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Gina Capobianco

Follow us: @nosirpod @funnyaida @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

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We are also now on Spotify!!!

Aug 29 2018

1hr 24mins

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Rank #14: Ep 130 Anger Management (Shapel Lacey, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales)

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The funny Shapel Lacey joins the pod this week and he regales us about being a black, punk, male cheerleader from Arizona. We talk about what he learned from anger management, the band Oasis and group think vs. thinking for yourself.

Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "When people try to put their fingers in my baby's mouth" 

Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bryanjvokey @shapellacey

Support the podcast! www.patreon.com/nosirpod

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We are also now on Spotify!!

Sep 04 2019

1hr 11mins

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Rank #15: Ep 69 Babidet (Matt McCarthy, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Matt McCarthy join us this week! We talk teaching your kid to wipe, disliking Trump as a person, Roman Raines, MMA, Robbie Robertson (from The Band) and Matt tells us about the time his penis shorted out his parents TV. Gripe of the week: Jihan SabirFollow us: @nosirpod @mccarthyredhead @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen

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Jul 03 2018

1hr 13mins

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Rank #16: Ep 117 Dumb American (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Bryan returns from Europe and regales us with tales of telling rich people they don't deserve to laugh at a show in Switzerland and making someone cry at another show. We learn that he misses alcoholism and that people are using the N word overseas but it doesn't have the same effect. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Tanner Longs for “Unwanted talk during long road trips. Don’t know if this has been discussed before but I’m currently on tour with 3 black comics that like to freestyle battle rap, we’re 230 miles to the next venue and they’ve been going back and forth for about an hour. Like I’m black too but goddamn at this point I wish a cop would pull us over so they’d shut the fuck up. " 

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We are also now on Spotify!!

Jun 06 2019

1hr 7mins

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Rank #17: Ep 110 QLTD (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Carmen and Bryan swat gym teacher stories, they talk about dolphin rape and the Dallas Buyers Club movie. Bryan also has a revelation about himself, they argue about advertisements in movies, scrambled porn, scabies and Toyotas being in ISIS videos. 

Gripe of the week goes to: El Colo for "Grown ass people that call their parents Mommy & Daddy"

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Watch full video episodes here: NoSirPod YouTube Channel

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We are also now on Spotify!!

Apr 17 2019

1hr 10mins

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Rank #18: Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disrespecting to golf and how poor people always think everyone is disrespecting them. Gripe of the week goes to: Scott Young for "Walking into a bar to have a drink and intentionally sitting as far away from people as possible until the frustrations of the week have been sufficiently drowned by the alcohol.  Only to have someone walk over and ask if they can “sit here” or “do you mind if I sit here”? despite there being thirty empty bar stools to your left-- then, saying, “as long as you don’t talk to me for at least two drinks”

Then they talk, incessantly  and you are forced to educate with statements like, what about our initial interaction did you not understand?

Now the person who sat down with the implied contract of silence gets angry and says things like, why are you being a dick, then you are further forced to engage in small talk you are trying to escape like “why are you still talking to me?”  Sometimes, people are alone in bars because they want or need to be—at least temporarily."

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Jun 19 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #19: Ep 108 F*ck My Kids (Clark Jones, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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Comedian Clark Jones joins Carmen & Bryan and they discuss how being attractive helps, what about-isms and personal and celebrity PR. They also get into Lebron vs. Michael Jordan, the peanut doughnut from Dunkin Dounuts, Creole, France and Instagram etiquette. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Janae Burris for "When I'm doing my makeup in a ladies room or a club (cause there's never mirrors and lighting in the green room) and everybody wants the soap and paper towels nearest me. But there are other soap and towels over there. And they act like I'm a scary dragon guarding treasure."

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Apr 02 2019

1hr 10mins

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Rank #20: Ep 111 My Point Is (Brian Simpson, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)

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The very funny Brian Simpson sits in this week as he and Bryan bond over having sleep apnea. He talks about the tedious process of getting anything through the VA. He argues with Carmen over gender roles in providing orgasms. Vokey defends dating apps. We talk about getting older, Kevin Hart and hard work vs. talent. 

Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Men who refuse to let me hold the door open for them"

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Apr 24 2019

1hr 16mins

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