Rank #1: ep 136: David Spade
David Spade (FATHER OF THE YEAR, A POLAROID GUY IN A SNAPCHAT WORLD) joins Unqualified this week! First, David delves into his childhood and bonds with Sim over a party they both attended where David earned the title of “lady’s man” in Sim’s eyes. Next, David and Anna role-play a date and David coaches Anna about how to attract men. Next, they talk stand-up, and David talks about his crazy experiences working with Rob Schneider and they play a round of deal breakers. After, they call Brittany, who doesn’t know how to tell her romantic interest that he smells bad, and Megan, who is conflicted about reconnecting with a guy that ghosted her. Sit back, relax and prepare to laugh! Check out our deals! Try Gekks no-show socks for a variety of shoe styles today! Visit mygekks.com and use code ANNA for 10% off your order! Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified Try EverlyWell, a revolutionary at-home lab testing service to start taking control of your own health today. Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% your entire order. Follow Us! David Spade: @davidspade Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #2: ep 77: Nick Kroll
Nick Kroll (OH HELLO, THE KROLL SHOW, THE LEAGUE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! They talk about what REALLY happens when you take on the New Orleans night life after the Super Bowl, fart etiquette with your significant other, and the importance of dating passionate people! After Jack makes a surprise appearance to try out some new jokes, Anna and Nick go head to head in a round of "Know Your Lines!" They then call Kelly, who finds out someone she's been casually seeing for two years has been in a long term relationship, and Katie, whose best friend unknowingly named her baby the same name she was planning on naming her own baby! Tune in! Nick Kroll: @nickkroll Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Make sure you check out this week’s sponsors, Texture, an all in one magazine app that lets you customize subscriptions, and Blue Apron, a meal delivery service that provides customers with weekly pre-portioned meals with recipes! For a 14 day free trial go to: https://www.Texture.com/unqualified For a three free meals go to: https://www.Blueapron.com/unqualified
Rank #3: ep 05: Aubrey Plaza
You're in for a real treat today! In this week's episode of "Unqualified," Anna and cohost/producer Sim Sarna welcome one of the most unique comedic talents in Hollywood: the one and only Aubrey Plaza! Listen as they discuss Andy and April's relationship from "Parks and Rec," and Aubrey's audition for "Star Wars." Among other hilarious moments, Anna and Aubrey consider their preferred murder weapons and why mens' balls smell like stale cheerios. The gang also calls two of their movie star friends for an uncensored conversation that's sure to have the internet buzzing! (Hint: they're co-stars in an upcoming movie.) Later, Anna, Sim and Aubrey offer unqualified advice to a woman having trouble navigating shared friends post-breakup, and try to help a man hopelessly in love with a woman who's about go back home to Australia...where she has a boyfriend. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS EPISODE! And be sure catch Aubrey in DIRTY GRANDPA (co-starring Zac Efron and Robert De Niro) opening nationwide January 22nd! Please rate us on iTunes and leave us a review! We'd love to hear from you. Thanks, and don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday! Credits: Cohost and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo Website by: Will Plyer Twitter: @unqualified IG: @unqualified Follow Anna at @annakfaris Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com
Rank #4: ep 23: Chelsea Handler Pt. 1
Chelsea Handler is unfiltered, unapologetic and unlike anyone else. The comedian/talk show host joins Anna and Sim this week, bringing to bear her acerbic wit and take-no-prisoners approach to love and life. In Part 1 of this two-part episode, Chelsea explains why she hates compliments, terms she finds most offensive and what exactly it takes to be her friend. She and Anna also trade break-up stories (you won’t believe how ballsy Chelsea is!) and discuss other dating misadventures. Then, in a new segment, Sim gives Anna and Chelsea twenty guesses to identify a mystery celebrity guest-caller. (See if you can figure out who it is before they do!) After Anna’s unbridled excitement subsides, the trio reflects upon the “intoxicating” effect of fame and the ups and downs of life in the Hollywood spotlight. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for Part 2 – you definitely won’t want to miss the surprise gift that Anna and Sim have in store for Chelsea! Please rate us on iTunes and leave us a review! We'd love to hear from you. Thanks, and don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday! Credits: Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna Twitter and IG Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo Facebook: Anna Faris is Unqualified Twitter: @unqualified Instagram: @unqualified Social Media Manager: Emma Tolkin Segment Contributor: Cassie Daniels @MsCassieDaniels Follow Anna at @annakfaris and @annafaris on IG Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com
Rank #5: ep 85: My Favorite Murder Crossover Pt. 1
We’ve got murders! We’ve got relationship deal-breakers! We’ve got a wild new TWO PART crossover episode of Unqualified with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark (MY FAVORITE MURDER). In Part 1, Karen tells the gang the tale of the BTK Killer, a man that would bind, torture, and kill his victim (9:00) and they find out which notorious serial killer Anna’s uncle lived across the street from (34:00)! Then Anna and Sim ask the girls their thoughts on relationship deal-breakers (41:00). Later, the group calls Katy, who is bothered by her boyfriend’s co-worker’s snide comments about her relationship with her boyfriend (49:00). Tune in for a fun and morbid time! This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Blue Apron, and Texture. Le Tote is a monthly subscription service that provides various clothing from designer brands ready to wear. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Texture is an app that provides unlimited access to over 150 magazine subscriptions for a monthly rate. Check out our offers! For 50% off your first month of Le Tote, visit http://letote.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED For three free meals (with free shipping), visit http://blueapron.com/unqualified Get a 14 day free trial with the Texture app at http://texture.com/unqualified Social Media: Karen Kilgariff: @karenkilgariff Georgia Hardstark: @ghardstark Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #6: ep 30: Aubrey Plaza & Retta Pt. 1
Mini "Parks and Rec" reunion this week! Aubrey Plaza is back by popular demand, this time alongside fellow Parks and Recreation alums Retta and, of course, Chris Pratt. After recalling some hilarious behind-the-scene moments on the show, Aubrey shares her plan for terrifying children on Halloween and Chris posits a theory about the food court in heaven. Retta also keeps it real during an extensive discussion about whether porn is permissible in committed relationships. Plus, Anna takes the now-running studio executive improv game in a new direction - you won't want to miss it! Be sure to tune in to Part 2 tomorrow when when Anna, Sim, and the Parks and Rec crew take calls from listeners. And catch Aubrey's new movie, "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" out in theaters July 8th.
Rank #7: ep 58: RuPaul
This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with one of the kindest people in the world, the magnificent RuPaul (RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE, RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE: ALL STARS, WHAT’S THE TEE?)! Ru gives Anna and Sim their drag names, they talk about sexuality, spirituality, their first albums and play a winning round of Would You Rather! Later they call Jo, who doesn’t know what to do about her partners close friendship with an ex, and Jackie, who finds out the guy she’s been talking to is secretly an NFL player! You don't wanna miss this one! Tune in and hang out!
Rank #8: ep 103: Nick Jonas
On a brand new Unqualified, Anna and Sim talk to actor/musician Nick Jonas (JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, CHAOS WALKING, HOME) about being nominated for a Golden Globe (2:40), not having an ego about fame (4:40), and his ideal relationship (10:35). Then they play a round of Deal Breakers (13:30) and How Would You Proceed? (20:10) After the break, they play a new game called What's Your Mood? (34:00) and take a call from Samantha, who's suspicious of her boyfriend's relationship with his ex girlfriend who's trying to shut Samantha out of their friend group. (43:28) This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, Uber, and Squarespace. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 cick so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Uber is a ride-sharing app that provides convenient, safe, comfortable, affordable transportation anywhere you want to go. Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website. Check out our deals! To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified New riders using Uber get $5 off their first 3 rides by going to uber.com and using promo code: UNQUALIFIED To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at Squarespace.com, use offer code: UNQUALIFIED Social Media: Nick Jonas: @nickjonas Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #9: ep 45: Dax Shepard Pt. 1
Loveable goofball Dax Shepard joins Anna and Sim for another hilarious two-part Unqualified episode. Dax and Anna talk about a couples trip they took to Hawaii at the same time, Dax’s rise in Hollywood, and how men and women have different views on finding someone/being found naked. Dax even has the pleasure of meeting Kayla. The gang then breaks format and makes an early call to Megan, who is concerned about how her eight-month-old twins are affecting her marriage. More fun and another listener call tomorrow for Part 2! If you enjoyed the episode, we would really appreciate review on iTunes.
Rank #10: ep 149: Jay Pharoah
It’s non-stop laughs this week on Unqualified as hilarious comedian, Jay Pharoah (Saturday Night Live) joins Anna and Sim to explore… Working retail and funky feet Porn preferences and thigh-high stockings Year-round Christmas decorations Peeing sitting down and genitalia Beverly Hills Cop improv with Karen Sarducci On the phones this week… Francisca, 27, is calling from Switzerland seeking advice on whether she should make a big, life-changing move in order to follow her dreams. Allison, 29, calling from Ohio, is struggling to find a balance between her role as a Mom and her role as a wife and seeking advice on how to rekindle her sex life. Check out Jay Pharoah’s new series Champagne Ill, exclusively on YouTube Premiere! Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! ZIP RECRUITER: You don’t have to be ‘zippy’ or a ‘recruiter’ like Sim claims to be to find great candidates with Zip Recruiter because Zip Recruiter uses powerful matching technology to find them for you! Try Zip Recruiter for FREE by visiting this special link: ziprecruiter.com/unqualified. NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO.: We know that our listeners are strong females with big life goals, but did you ladies know that life goals go hand-in-hand with financial goals? Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance can help you get the most out of your money to help you achieve all your big goals! Visit northwesternmutual.com/unqualified to find out how! 23ANDME: Sim recently discovered his long-lost family members using 23andMe – and you can too! Simply spit into the tube provided in the 23andMe kit to learn all about your DNA and ancestry! Now through Thanksgiving, 23andMe is offering their DNA and ancestry kits for only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today! BLUE APRON: Whether you want to catch up on bad TV or you’re just really hungry and a quick home-cooked meal, Blue Apron is the perfect solution with delicious recipes that you can whip up in 20 minutes! Visit blueapron.com/unqualified, to get your first three meals free! Blue Apron – a better way to cook! Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Jay Pharoah: @JayPharoah
Rank #11: Ep 146: Bobby Lee
WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter - listen at your own risk! This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together). Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss… Masturbating with food and porn preferences some morning TV and radio talk show improv inviting fans up to their hotel room a fantastical forest ranger fantasy On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who… Suck his toes while watching TV Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill Heckle him during his on-stage performances Calling in for advice this week… Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on. Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control. Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly! Check out this week’s amazing deals from our sponsors and the always entertaining ad-reads! VITAL FARMS: Anna shares some egg-cellent tips that she’s learned from her Mom about how to pick and recognize a really good egg. But with Vital Farms, you never have to worry about the quality of your eggs because Vital Farms eggs meet all of the criteria that Anna’s Mom says make for a high-quality egg – plus, they’re totally b******t-free! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified for your COOP-on (or coupon)! QUIP: Anna admits that she may not be the best with hygiene, but she never misses an opportunity to brush her teeth with the Quip toothbrush because it’s simply the best in the world! Backed by over 20,000 dental professionals, Quip makes dental hygiene a breeze with a built-in timer and automatic brush head delivery! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get your first refill pack for free! RITUAL: In addition to less than perfect hygiene, Anna may not be known for having a diligent health regime – but the one thing that she is diligent about is taking her vitamins. Ritual makes taking your daily vitamins easy and delicious with their minty fresh taste and highly effective absorption. Whether you’re living life or creating it, why not add some good-looking science into your daily routine with Ritualvitamins. Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today! Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Bobby Lee: @bobbyleelive
Rank #12: ep 48: Seth Rogen Live Pt. 1
Join in the fun at Entertainment Weekly's PopFest when Anna and Sim headline with funny man Seth Rogen (Superbad, Knocked Up, Sausage Party)! Swoon! The show is opened by the USC marching band and is jam packed with hilarious moments! In true Unqualified fashion, the gang tests Seth’s knowledge on weed and dives into Seth’s deal breakers. Karen Sarducci makes an appearance, too. You DON'T want to miss this one, trust us!
Rank #13: ep 17: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate
Get ready for the ultimate Unqualified double-whammy! Captain America himself, Chris Evans, and Jenny Slate (Obvious Child, Parks and Rec) join Anna and Sim for a night of hilarious antics and unforgettable banter. This special two-part episode doubles down on everything you love—two sets of male/female BFFs, two brilliant comedic actresses, and even two superheroes named Chris! In Part 1, Anna, Sim, Jenny, and Chris Evans talk candidly about making friends in Hollywood, personal grooming habits, and the pressure to look great in the digital age. Plus, Chris and Anna improvise an absurd traffic stop, Jenny discloses who her (unconventional) celebrity crush is, and the crew re-casts “Three Men and a Baby” with Captain America, Star-Lord and Iron Man. And you won’t want to miss the answer to one of life’s burning questions: is Chris Evans a “boob” or “butt” man? Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for Part 2, when Chris Pratt joins the gang to dish out some unqualified relationship advice! Captain America: Civil War is in theaters May 6th! Please rate us on iTunes and leave us a review! We'd love to hear from you. Thanks, and don't forget - new episodes release every Tuesday! Credits: Co-host and Produced by: Sim Sarna @simsarna Twitter and IG Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo Facebook: Anna Faris is Unqualified Twitter: @unqualified Instagram: @unqualified Follow Anna at @annakfaris and @annafaris on IG Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com
Rank #14: ep 121: Dax Shepard Returns!
The amazing Dax Shepard (CHIPS, PARENTHOOD) returns for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, the group has a conversation about intimacy in long-term relationships, the societal pressures faced by young women. Next, they reminisce on losing their virginities before Dax answers some dating deal breakers and plays a round of “How Would You Proceed?” After that, Anna and Dax discuss the power of name-dropping and talk about celebrity stalker experiences. Later, they call Allie, who is unsure if she should rekindle a relationship with her ex, and Lauren, who is worried about her boyfriend’s health habits. Tune in and enjoy! This episode is sponsored by Allbirds, Peloton, Ziprecruiter and Blue Apron. Allbirds are the world's most comfortable shoes, made naturally, using materials like merino wool and eucalyptus tree fiber. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting and Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Check out our deals! To purchase a pair of the world’s most comfortable shoes, visit allbirds.com To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified Social Media: Dax Shepard: @daxshepard Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #15: ep 84: Mondo Cozmo
Mondo Cozmo is in the house!!! On this week’s episode of Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with their good friend and musician Josh Ostrander (MONDO COZMO)! Anna and Josh discuss when Anna starred in one of his music videos (3:30) and how his career has recently started to skyrocket (3:50). Josh then dives deep into how he writes his music (17:00), and they ask some deal-breakers that Josh isn’t too judgmental about (31:00). Did we mention that Sim reveals how Unqualified was started? (51:00) Later, they call Joyce (56:00), who completely forgot about her friend’s wedding! Throughout the episode, Josh plays some of his amazing tunes like “Shine” and ends the episode with his new song “Automatic” (1:15:00). Tune in! And make sure to check out the new Mondo Cozmo album out on August 4th! This episode is sponsored by Helix Sleep Mattresses and Audible. Helix Sleep Mattresses are mattresses customized for your sleeping preferences. Audible is one of the largest producers of downloadable audiobooks in the world. Check out our offers! For $50 off your order, visit helixsleep.com/unqualified For a 30-day trial membership, visit audible.com/unqualified Social Media: Mondo Cozmo: @mondocozmo Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #16: ep 130: Topher Grace
Versatile actor Topher Grace (BLACKKKLANSMAN, THAT 70’S SHOW) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified. First, Topher touches on the value of failure and what he’s learned from creative flops. Then, Topher and Anna reminisce on the project they worked on together and the time Topher gave Anna some much-needed relationship advice. Later, Topher answers some dating deal breakers, talks about the lively clubbing adventure he shared with Wilmer Valderrama, and plays “Know your Lines.” Finally, they call Delia, who wonders if she should try to repair her relationship with her paranoid ex-boyfriend. This episode is sponsored by Cash App, ZipRecruiter, and Med Men. Cash App is the #1 ranked app in finance and the best way to instantly send money to your friends or accept card payments for your business. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internet’s leading job boards with just one click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of best and high quality cannabis products. Check out our deals! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card! To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to https://www.ziprecruiter.com/unqualified. Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order! Social Media: Topher Grace: @tophergrace Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #17: ep 132: Kelly Ripa
The gregarious Kelly Ripa (LIVE! WITH KELLY AND RYAN) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week at San Diego Comic-Con. First, Kelly and husband Mark Consuelos (RIVERDALE) share how they sustain a happy marriage. Then, Kelly delves into the talk show world and how she makes her guests feel comfortable. After, Anna and Kelly talk about being considered “old” in the industry as well as sex and motherhood. Then, the gang plays a round of deal breakers and they call Ann, whose boyfriend is caught in a financial dilemma. Enjoy, and get ready to laugh! Our Deals! Visit hubblecontacts.com to get your first two weeks of lenses for free. To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout! Social Media Kelly Ripa: @KellyRipa Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified
Rank #18: ep 67: Eric Stonestreet
This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim sit down with the very kind, Eric Stonestreet (MODERN FAMILY, THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS, BAD TEACHER)! They talk about ghosting friends, anatomy, Eric's new show "The Toy Box" and how a broken heart got him to audition for his first play! They do a few Deal-Breakers then call Jack, who’s having issues with an aggressive ex, and Hannah, who’s boyfriend is embarrassed to introduce her to his parents because of her tattoos. Listen in and hangout! The Toy Box premieres on FRIDAY, APRIL 7 8|7c, on ABC.
Rank #19: ep 60: Charlie Day
This week on Unqualified Anna and Sim sit down with the hysterical Charlie Day (IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY, HORRIBLE BOSSES, FIST FIGHT)! They talk about pranks, rumpology, comic acting vs. dramatic acting and throw down on some Deal Breakers! Then they call Shelby, who finds out a guy that has been flirting with her is married with four children and Katie, who’s not sure what to do when she finds her new boyfriend on Bumble. Listen in!
Rank #20: ep 114: Macaulay Culkin
The one and only Macaulay Culkin (HOME ALONE, MY GIRL) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! Anna starts off the show by asking Macaulay what qualities he looks for while searching for a romantic partner (8:52) followed by a round of “Just Answer” (13:24). Then, Macaulay reminisces on the time he lost his virginity (21:10) and reveals his favorite meal to cook while stoned (22:04). After that, Anna gives us her renowned voice performance of a Washington state pornstar (24:39). Later, they call Jenny, who is unsure if she should invite her estranged father to her wedding (31:58). Tune in & don’t forget to listen to Anna on Macaulay’s podcast, Bunny Ears! This episode is sponsored by The Good Fight on CBS All Access, Hubble Contacts, Blue Apron and Peloton. The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers and Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. Check out our deals! For a free trial of CBS All Access, go to www.cbs.com/unqualified to catch up on The Good Fight! To get your first 2 weeks of incredible and affordable contacts for FREE, go to www.hubblecontacts.com Get $30 off your first order with Blue Apron free by visiting www.blueapron.com/unqualified To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout