Rank #1: 96 | March 6th | Sonny Calls out Yanks, Sevy Hurt, Special Advisers & More
Sonny calls out the Yanks. Sevy is hurt. Dominic Smith is cured of sleep apnea. Kansas loses Big 12 streak. Cow tranquilizer prank. Kylie Jenner & King Kong Bundy.
Rank #2: 105 | March 19th | Some Beisbol News and Pigeon Races Mostly
• The Yankees are signing Gio Gonzalez
• UConn women are a 2 seed!
• A Champion Pigeon has been sold for 1.25 million euros
• A stray dog conquered the Himalayas
Rank #3: 155 | June 10 | Bieber/Cruise Fight, Horses Dying and a 600lb Drug Lord
Bruins take it to game 7. Raptors looking to win tonight. David Ortiz got shot in the DR. Madison Bumgarner got mad at Muncy for barely pimping a HR. Tape warms and fat drug lords.
Rank #4: 134 | April 29| Playoffs, Draft, Thrones & a Hash brown Cellphone
The Yankees swept. The Mets got two more bad starts from deGrom & Syndergaard. Guy wins a court case that his hash brown was not a cell phone! Rapper arrested for putting 5 year old in lyft ride. NFL draft and robbing a dollar store.
Rank #5: 153 | June 6 | Raptors Win, Kawhi Talk, Some MLB Talk & Weird Uber Eats Orders
Rank #6: 146 | May 17 | Curry Bro's, Koepka and Bad Boat Trips
The Mets lost, the Bruins swept, The Curry brothers squared off in a fun game 2, a man sunk his car while towing his boat, a mom threatened to beat up her daughter's bullies families, Austrians have been asked to stop making out with cows.
Rank #7: 170 | July 2 | Yankees Sign the Martian, NBA Free Agency Pt. 2 & Arby's Creates the Meat Carrot
Yankees Sign the Martian, NBA Free Agency Pt. 2, Women's World Cup, Sorcerers, Stowaways & Arby's Creates the Meat Carrot.
Rank #8: 168 | June 27th |Vanderbilt Beats Michigan, Vargas Against the Media & a Baby Named Google
Vanderbilt Beats Michigan, Vargas Against the Media, Kemba to the Celtics, Naked Scooter Driver & a Baby Named Google
Rank #9: 109 | March 25th | Tacko Fell, Gronk Retired & Poisonous Toads
NCAA tournament, Nominative Determinism, Gronk, Poisonous Toads, Madonna, Bet of the Day
Rank #10: 101 | March 13th | Odell Traded, Dolan is an Idiot
• Odell is leaving New York, Bell is coming to NY.
• James Dolan cant talk
• Gonzaga lost
• A bunch of chickens pecked a fox to death
• College Scandal
• Bet of the Day
Rank #11: 145 | May 16 | Jets Gon' Jets, Sharks/Refs Win and A Manatee Orgy
Yankees win. Mets lose. Jets fire their GM. Sharks win on a hand pass. A coffee place is selling coffee for 75 dollars and a Florida Manatee Orgy happened.
Rank #12: 152 | June 3rd | NBA Finals, Drunken Bus Driver & Principal at Strip Club
Today the guys dive into the NBA Finals, Mexican heavyweight champion, the Bruins win, a drunk bus driver who ate a bad doughnut, a yacht lost at sea, and a principal arrested at a strip club on a school field trip.
Rank #13: 119 | April 8 | Hoops & Hockey Szn and Beers, Poachers and Viagra
The Yankees swept the Orioles. The Mets beat the Nats. Alonso is on fire. Virginia vs Auburn missed calls. A town in Ireland all has boners. A poacher got killed and eaten by animals.
Rank #14: 120 | April 9 | UVA National Champs, Best Inventions and Marrying Your Ex
What are the best inventions ever? Virginia wins the national title. Mullins out as St Johns coach. Ex-girlfriend shows up to her ex-boyfriend's wedding in a wedding dress. Horror novels, dog gates and MTV Challenge talk.
Rank #15: 167 | June 26th |Olympic Breakdancing, College World Series, and Step Sisters Suing
Olympic Breakdancing, College World Series, Joe West, Turtle Smuggling, Getting ChargeD for a Friendly Visit and Step Sisters Suing.
Rank #16: 164 | June 21 | Zion Goes Number 1, Mets Hire an Old Man, and Marijuana Pepsi
Zion Goes Number 1, Mets Hire an Old Man, Tampa Bay Rays Flirt With Montreal, People are Growing Horns, Marijuana Pepsi, and a Prosthetic Ear Owner.
Rank #17: 171 | July 3 | MLB Walk-Off's, US Women's Soccer & Don't Eat Gecko's
MLB Walk-Off's, US Women's Soccer, NBA Free Agency Chaos, Sterling Misses Game, All-Star Game, Skinny Criminal Slips Through Prison Bars & Don't Eat Gecko's.
Rank #18: 123 | April 12 |One of the Best Weekends in Sports and Sperm Banks
The Masters, NHL Playoffs, NBA playoff starting, weird Ozzie Albies contract, robot sperm extractors, robot cars, NFL Daft.
Rank #19: 141 | May 9 | Pine Tar, Sharks Win (Cheat) and KD's Achilles/Calf
• Pine Tar
• Sharks Win
• Celtics Lose
• Burglar pets dog and washes dishes
• Australia typo
Rank #20: 128 | April 19 | Nets Lose, KD vs Beverly, John Wayne Bobbit, Kate Smith
KD vs Beverly is fun. Dudley vs Simmons. Kate Smith racist background. Guy lives on the ocean on a floating house. Guy fell asleep in a dumpster and lost his leg. The John Wayne Bobbit story is crazy.