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The Whormones Podcast

Updated 14 days ago

Comedy
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Society & Culture
Sexuality
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Alia Janine and Justy Dodge are stand-up comedians with complicated and very weird ideas about love, life, and relationships. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

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Alia Janine and Justy Dodge are stand-up comedians with complicated and very weird ideas about love, life, and relationships. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

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48 Ratings
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Charming

By Simon Adebisi - Sep 17 2016
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This show has lost a lot of its charm.

well done guys

By misa525 - Jan 13 2016
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That was so well done guys.

iTunes Ratings

48 Ratings
Average Ratings
43
0
0
2
3

Charming

By Simon Adebisi - Sep 17 2016
Read more
This show has lost a lot of its charm.

well done guys

By misa525 - Jan 13 2016
Read more
That was so well done guys.
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The Whormones Podcast

Updated 14 days ago

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Alia Janine and Justy Dodge are stand-up comedians with complicated and very weird ideas about love, life, and relationships. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Rank #1: Ep. 129 Small Hands and Big Hearts with Chanel Ali

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Today the ladies sit down with the hilarious Chanel Ali as they recap what a horrible week they had and how they are working through it. Chanel and Justy talk about their friendship and how some people think it's a little strange. The ladies then chat about the difference between men and women being funny, fixing men, Chanel's turn-offs, abortions, and which celebrity relationships they admire!

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Mar 12 2019
58 mins
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Rank #2: Ep. 128 Do As We Say Not As We Do

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Today is an emotional episode for the ladies as they discuss their recent individual break-ups with their boyfriends. Justy explains her awesome trip to Canada and meeting her now ex-boyfriends friends to him randomly breaking up with her hours after telling her how much he misses her. Alia talks about how verbally and emotionally abusive her now ex-boyfriend was and how he uses women to fill a void in his life that only he can fill with loving himself. Needless to say, you'll hear a different side of the ladies. Check it out!

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Mar 05 2019
57 mins
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Rank #3: Ep. 127 Manipulating Penis and the Meaning of Life with Matt Lipton

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Today Matt Lipton takes over for lover girl Justy as we discuss Robert Kraft's police report, the decriminalization of sex work, if in fact Canadians can be racist, Twitter fights, crazy roommates and so much more! Tune in!

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Feb 27 2019
1 hour 1 min
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Rank #4: Ep. 116 Sundresses Are the New Anal with Alison Klemp

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Today the ladies welcome back the wonderful and hilarious, Alsion Klemp! They waste no time and discuss Justy's dislike of sundresses and how they could be the new "anal" when dating. They also talk about blow jobs in bathrooms, Alison's new dick beer bong, furries, panda sex and how they would all prefer Rob Ford over Donald Trump. They also try to discuss the difference between good sex and a good relationship.

You can follow Alison @alisonklemp on Twitter and Instagram! 

Article link: https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/the-difference-between-good-sex-and-a-good-relationship-dg/

Dec 12 2018
54 mins
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Rank #5: Ep. 120 Honky Dick with Corinne Fisher

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Today we're back in the studio with the admiral and Corinne Fisher! Justy is having a bad day and made Alia steal a bottle of wine no matter what she says. The ladies talk about their partners looking and talking about other women and what is OK and what is not. They also talk about bad break-ups and trying to be friends with their parents. Alia talks about having to deal with her now ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's unhealthy and creepy manipulations trying to be her friend to catch him in lies. They also discuss saying weird stuff in bed that their partners want to hear, mushrooms, and of course... whip its.

About LaughPass:

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Jan 09 2019
48 mins
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Rank #6: Ep. 126 Lackadaisical Leg Meat with Dave Temple

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Today the ladies sit down with comedian and friend, Dave Temple. They waste no time as they discuss suicide, cutting, therapy, and how some people's faces don't match their genitals. They also chat about international traveling with a felony, low maintenance partners, traveling to terrible places to get great food, and so much more! Check it!

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About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week! To get a embership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $139. Can’t wait to see you at Stand-Up NY!

Feb 19 2019
54 mins
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Rank #7: Ep. 121- Weed and Sex Stuff With Dr. Jan Roberts

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Today the ladies sit down and chat with Dr. Jan Roberts from the International Research Center on Cannabis and Mental Health. We jump right in and start discussing what type of research she does with cannabis and the benefits for mental health. The ladies also pick Dr. Jan's brain about addictions, prescribed drugs, the benefits of other drugs in therapy, how cannabis aids with intimacy, and so much more!

Find out more about the work Dr. Jan Roberts does at www.irccmh.org

About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY !

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Jan 16 2019
48 mins
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Rank #8: Ep. 117 The Mostest People with Ana

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Today the ladies sit down with one of their most favorite people in the world, Ana. Ana is comedy adjacent and to be perfectly honest funnier than most comics we all know. Alia and Justy start out with explaining why Michael Bolton is their God, but jump right into dating "gingers," gang colors, recycling, and Alia tries to get through 12 facts about the penis.

Article link: http://mentalfloss.com/article/527234/12-facts-about-penis

Dec 12 2018
57 mins
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Rank #9: Ep. 125 Daddy Duckett with Phil Duckett

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Today the ladies sit down with their buddy, Phil Duckett and boy'o boy do things take a turn because of Justy's hangover. She's not quite as quick with her cunty remarks and her newly found father figure, daddy Duckett and her sugar mama Alia take full advantage! The group discusses everything from blackface, Black History Month, the difference between having sex for free and getting paid, Valentine's Day, and just how bouige Alia really is! Check it out!

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Feb 12 2019
54 mins
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Rank #10: Ep. 124 Rock Stars and Brothels with Matt Lipton and Neil Rubenstein

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Justy is out today and Matt Lipton is in her place (but not her chair) with guest Neil Rubenstein. The group discusses Game of Thrones, incest, Adam & Eve, and cannibalism. Yes, that is all connected. They then get into horrible research studies, siblings, drugs, and Neil's short job as a pimp and basically a rock star. Check it!

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About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY!

Feb 06 2019
54 mins
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Rank #11: Ep. 118 Death and Christmas with Von Decarlo and Mike Yard

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Happy Holidayz, y'all! Justy is out of town and taking over for her is someone you may all remember it's Von Decarlo and our guest is the hilarious Mike Yard. Alia decides to go over the penis facts article again since they have a guest with one. They try to keep in the spirit of Christmas, but we're talking about Alia here so it gets pretty dark talking about death and different ways to get burried. They do chat about gift giving and recieving, though!

About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY !

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Dec 19 2018
53 mins
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Rank #12: Ep. 122 Don't Show Weakness With Mark Lawerence

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The ladies are back this week with their emotional punching bag, Mark Lawerence. The ladies dig right into him about the people he's dating and how he was drugged in a hotel room. Alia talks about her trip to Vegas with her boyfriend and Justy is NOT happy about it. Justy is excited about Canadian coming back to America! Hilariously rude episode!

About LaughPass:

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Jan 22 2019
50 mins
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Rank #13: Ep. 123 The Devil With James Mattern and Von Decarlo

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It is a crazy as usual episode with special guest, James Mattern and surprise guest, Von Decarlo! Justy is off her meds AND in love, so she is extra special while Alia is, well, Alia. The ladies start out with James discussing vampires then Von pops in and they go from Roger Stone, Alia's white privilege, monogamous men, who would be the better cult leader James or Alia (Alia, obviously), and dating someone with different political and religious views. Check it!

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Jan 29 2019
53 mins
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Rank #14: Ep. 119 New Year's Eve

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Happy New Year's, everyone! Today on the cast the ladies are at Alia's apartment while the admiral is at his parents. Justy talks about her trip to Canada and how they almost didn't let her in the country. Alia recaps meeting her boyfriend's family and they talk about the highlights of 2018 and what is in store for 2019! Check it!

About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY !

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Jan 09 2019
54 mins
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Rank #15: Ep. 114 Why, Mark, Why?

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Today the ladies have welcomed back Mark Lawernce and no one is happy with him, again. Even Matt. The group discusses pegging and when literal shit happens, suicide, and relationships. They also figure out which Wizard of Oz character they would be. 

Nov 28 2018
54 mins
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Rank #16: Ep. 113 Name Yo Dick With Matt Lipton and Terry Thomas

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In this packed episode Alia and Justy have an orgy of guests including Jon Borromeo, Matt Lipton, and Terry Thomas Jr.! Jon jumps on to discuss Stand-Up NY's awesome Laugh-Pass holiday deal (see below)! Then in true Whormones fashion the group talks about how today's playgrounds are creating whimps, how children should probably be beat, and how there needs to be adult playgrounds. The group then moves to debating what a "sugar baby" is and the ladies want to know what everyone names their dick. You don't want to miss this one!

About LaughPass:

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Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Nov 21 2018
55 mins
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Rank #17: Ep. 112 Whip It With Pockets Graham

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Today the ladies welcome Pockets Graham! Pockets and Justy are attempting to give Alia a whip-it intervention while discussing open relationships, humping things when you're younger, and what classifies a "bush." They also discuss how self-driving cars could benefit sex workers.
Nov 14 2018
57 mins
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Rank #18: Ep. 111- Mark Lawrence Loves Us

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Today the ladies brought in their group chat buddy, Mark Lawrence. How and why he is friends with them is beyond any of us, but it seems pretty obvious he likes the abuse. Alia discusses her self-destructive phase she's going through and Justy just wants scratch-offs. 

Nov 10 2018
52 mins
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Rank #19: Whormones Podcast Ep.110 Bittersweet

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Today is bittersweet as we finally return from our long hiatus! Von and Alia catch up on everything that has been going since our last show and why it's been so long. While the ladies catch up they also introduce the new cohost, Justy Dodge! James Mattern jumps into the estrogen fest and things may or may not get violent! We're glad to be back and know you will be too!

Nov 09 2018
49 mins
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Rank #20: Whormones Podcast Ep.109 Valentine's Day Do's and Dont's

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Love is in the air on this Valentines Day edition of the Whormones Podcast! Alia Janine and Von Decarlo go over the do’s and dont’s of the holiday from flowers and candy, to hickeys and plants. The ladies end up in a Little Shop of Horrors moment about Alia’s vagina, in which Von Decarlo can’t stop singing hits from the famous musical, (of course). Alia goes on a necessary rant about school and discusses a misogynistic book she had to read for class, and in Coach Von’s corner, Von Decarlo tells aspiring gold diggers to bring ice packs and bandages to the upcoming NBA All Star Weekend for all the injured players.

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Feb 14 2018
39 mins
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