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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. ... Read more

Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

Ranked #1

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Kingdom Hearts Part 1 - But Does That Mean I Have To Meet Your Father?

Kingdom Hearts Part 1 - But Does That Mean I Have To Meet Your Father?

Kingdom Hearts - Part 1 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots... Read more

10 Apr 2017

1hr 17mins

Ranked #2

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Dragon Quest V Part 1 - The Soft and Creamy Home of the Faeries

Dragon Quest V Part 1 - The Soft and Creamy Home of the Faeries

Guest host Stan from They See Me Rollin' joins us as we tackle our first quest of dragons, a dragon quest if you will. T... Read more

10 Dec 2018

1hr 57mins

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Ranked #3

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Final Fantasy XII Part 1 - Surely This Is The Protagonist Now

Final Fantasy XII Part 1 - Surely This Is The Protagonist Now

Final Fantasy XII - Part 1 The gang gets exposition overload as Final Fantasy XII opens the firehouse of names and place... Read more

7 Aug 2017

1hr 54mins

Ranked #4

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 1 - BATTLE-MOM

Dragon Age: Origins Part 1 - BATTLE-MOM

Vanessa goes Steve Valentine crazy and doesn't even have to tell us he's a magician as we start the year off with our fi... Read more

21 Jan 2019

1hr 42mins

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Ranked #5

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Final Fantasy VII Part 1 - All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

Final Fantasy VII Part 1 - All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

TWO HUNDRED EPISODES! How do we celebrate? By getting all nostalgic for the blocky lil' LEGO friends of Final Fantasy VI... Read more

24 Feb 2020

2hr 8mins

Ranked #6

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Final Fantasy IX Part 1 - Kidnappers With The Rachel Haircut

Final Fantasy IX Part 1 - Kidnappers With The Rachel Haircut

It's the first real episode of Square Roots, the Classic RPG podcast! We begin with the recently re-released (on iOS and... Read more

3 Apr 2016

50mins

Ranked #7

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Rogue Galaxy Part 4 - Meanwhile... BOY CHAT

Rogue Galaxy Part 4 - Meanwhile... BOY CHAT

Let's take a break to talk to a child who is dressed like the Jack from a deck of cards! No need to save your game! Let'... Read more

5 Nov 2018

2hr 4mins

Ranked #8

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Final Fantasy X Part 1 - My Old Man Went Out For Sea Cigarettes And Never Came Back

Final Fantasy X Part 1 - My Old Man Went Out For Sea Cigarettes And Never Came Back

Our first Final Fantasy X episode! Matthew, John, Jim and professional whaler Vanessa dive into the crystal clear waters... Read more

10 Oct 2016

1hr 45mins

Ranked #9

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Suikoden Part 1 - Ted is the Urkel of Suikoden

Suikoden Part 1 - Ted is the Urkel of Suikoden

Lots of Farmer's Almanac talk, Breaking Bad, Luc the Dickens Era Street Urchin, pondering if we've encountered our first... Read more

16 Sep 2019

1hr 39mins

Ranked #10

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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 1 - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 1 - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan

This episode requires an extended list of apologies: apologies to Beaumont Kin fans, Dominic Monaghan, fans of Outer Wil... Read more

13 Jan 2020

2hr 17mins

Ranked #11

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Chrono Trigger Part 1 - Party Like It's 999

Chrono Trigger Part 1 - Party Like It's 999

Chrono Trigger Part 1 We start our new time-hopping adventure in a talk that gets very, very mired in discussing what wo... Read more

9 Oct 2017

1hr 34mins

Ranked #12

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Persona 3 Part 1 - Shin Megaman Tengen

Persona 3 Part 1 - Shin Megaman Tengen

Persona 3 - Part 1 Please be aware due to the nature of the game suicide is discussed. ALRIGHT! Finally, we move on to ... Read more

29 May 2017

1hr 29mins

Ranked #13

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Kingdom Hearts Part 3 - The Blue Genie’s Kisses Might Be Softer

Kingdom Hearts Part 3 - The Blue Genie’s Kisses Might Be Softer

Kingdom Hearts - Part 3 Check out our new, limited time only store: http://coachsassistant.gtmsportswear.com/squareroots... Read more

24 Apr 2017

1hr 32mins

Ranked #14

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 2 - Submit to the Taint!

Dragon Age: Origins Part 2 - Submit to the Taint!

Get all of the taint juice in your mouth in this savory, sweaty episode of Square Roots! Matthew is sick, but we experie... Read more

28 Jan 2019

2hr 19mins

Ranked #15

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Mass Effect Part 1 -This Is My Favorite Cuckshed on the Citadel

Mass Effect Part 1 -This Is My Favorite Cuckshed on the Citadel

Mass Effect 1 - Part One Forgive sick Johnny’s heavy breathing this ep, his nose was heckka plugged. It's Janu-Warey! Po... Read more

8 Jan 2018

1hr 42mins

Ranked #16

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EarthBound Part 1 - Call Your Dad

EarthBound Part 1 - Call Your Dad

Humans of Earth! Are you ready for... Mother 2? Or Earthbound? Whatever you want to call it! On this episode: Vanessa is... Read more

25 Mar 2019

1hr 40mins

Ranked #17

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Secret of Mana Part 5 - The Invisible Paw of Catipalism

Secret of Mana Part 5 - The Invisible Paw of Catipalism

This week on Square Roots we can't agree on Shovel Knight, Suicide Squad, Hamilton, or pretty much anything. We discuss ... Read more

21 Aug 2016

1hr 4mins

Ranked #18

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Grandia Part 1 - Puff-Puff Eat the Dead

Grandia Part 1 - Puff-Puff Eat the Dead

We start Grandia! And it's pretty awesome! That doesn't mean we don't have questions and conundrums about Game Arts's cl... Read more

26 Mar 2018

1hr 39mins

Ranked #19

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 2 - Stepping On Your Bits

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 2 - Stepping On Your Bits

Be prepared to throw your 3DS across the room, because Vanessa, Jim, Matthew and John are back and haven't quite mastere... Read more

20 May 2019

1hr 56mins

Ranked #20

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Yakuza Part 1 - White Queso Velveeta Clan

Yakuza Part 1 - White Queso Velveeta Clan

What are the Yakuza? Vanessa, Jim and Johnny aren't quite sure, but they try to talk it out using Kraft company metaphor... Read more

2 Dec 2019

1hr 48mins

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