Rank #1: Hard Factor 12/3: Updates from an Action Packed G20 Summit, In Memoriam: George HW Bush, and The Huffington Post in the Soft Corner (again)
President Trump's wild ride at the G20, including a signed trade deal (USMCA), powerful handshakes, climate change denial, and a temporary halt to the US-China trade war. Former US President George HW Bush has passed away, and we take a look at some of his greatest achievements. The Huffington Post lands in the Soft Corner thanks to calling Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer problematic; and other headlines, including the What's App messages that got Khashoggi caught, mute swan murders in England, and much more.
Dec 03 2018
Rank #2: Hard Factor 11/1: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY - Surfing Sharks, Chucking Nunchucks, and Glass Eyeballs
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Nov 01 2019
Rank #3: HARD FACTOR 5/20: Trumpdate on Abortion Bans and Iran, Tornadoes Ripping up the Country, and Much More
President Trump finally weighed in on the abortion bans being passed in the South, and he thinks the GOP needs to get on the same page. He also fired off another reminder to Iran Never to threaten the US ever again.
Tornadoes are ripping through communities across the US this spring, with more to come. Big weather is going crazy with the coverage.
Biden wants to campaign on unity, Arnold chewed a dropkick, some states are having trouble passing weed bills, Google punished Huawei, and Deontay Wilder almost killed someone in the ring.
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May 20 2019
Rank #4: Hard Factor 5/1: Venezuela Coup, Trump Is Charging Admission to America, and Vampire Facials
Venezuela finally started that coup they're always taking about. They still have a bonus president, but Operation Freedom is in it's final phase.
Trump is tried of immigrants getting into America without paying admission and is hell bent on closing the loopholes in the Asylum process at the US border. Trump announced that he wants to charge fees to those who choose to seek asylum in the US, and will limit the court's time to 180 days to adjudicate all asylum claims (something that can take years now with over 850K backlogged cases), also you wouldn't be eligible to work in the US while you wait for your case to be adjudicated.
It's not exactly like it sounds. But way too many people have gotten HIV from a particular spa in New Mexico. Pro tip, bring your own needles when getting injections from people that don't have medical degrees.
May 01 2019
Rank #5: Hard Factor 6/27: PFT Joins Us For A Democratic Debate Recap, Mueller To Testify Before Congress, How Do The Japanese Live So Long & Other Topics In The Lightning Round
Join us as @PFTCommenter joins @HardFactorNews for a recap of the first night of Democratic debates. We will let you know who we think got bitched, some looks roasting, who has no chance, some prop bet talk & what comes up when you search each candidate on twitter. Be sure to tune in for a FRIDAY show where we will recap the second night of debates
-Japanese People Know How to Get Old
-Mueller To Testify
-Space X/Mining Asteroids For Gold
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Jun 27 2019
Rank #6: HARD FACTOR 5/6: AOC's Bearded Beau, TSA Passes on Grass, and a Kentucky Derby Recap
AOC's boyfriend got a ton of shit for being overweight and hairy. A French chick even called him a “bin raccoon.” The Hard Factor boys are rattled.
TSA claims that they are not interested in your marijuana products in your bags when you travel, but that if they come across them while looking for other hazardous material that they can't turn a blind eye.
Maximum Security gets jobbed, Country House and Hard Factor Pat get a gift, AND an old Derby Winner is selling jars of it's shit for $200 a pop.
A horrific plane accident in Moscow, Boeing being boeing, and panty bandits in PA.
May 06 2019
Rank #7: Hard Factor 5/8: Georgia Will Kill You if You Get an Abortion, Lyft Now Has Self Driving Cars, Great-Grandma Arrested for CBD Oil
Bet you're thinking twice about that abortion now, huh? Yesterday Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed a “fetal heartbeat” bill into law yesterday. The bill seeks to outlaw abortion after about six weeks, aka potentially in some cases one week after a teenager would tell her friends, “I missed my period.” This bill takes effect on Jan. 1, 2020, at which point you can be sentenced to death if you decide you're no longer interested in your pregnancy. Go Dawgs.
Waymo, the self driving car company started by Google finally launched their first batch of death self driving vans in Phoenix. The company is starting small, starting with just 10 vans. Also yesterday Lyft announced that is lost 1.1 billion dollars in the first quarter of 2019, a trend that will surely continue as they are hit with countless lawsuits from passengers who drowned in lakes.
Hester Jordan Burkhalter, 69 from North Carolina was arrested at Disney World for possession of a CBD tincture. The great-grandmother who uses the cannabis product for horrible arthritis in her legs, arms and shoulder was jailed for 12 hours in and Orange County, FL jail before charges were dropped. This would break Chill Jonathan's heart.
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May 08 2019
Rank #8: Hard Factor 11/28: Khashoggi Update, General Motors vs. President Trump, and Cotton Candy Mistaken for Meth
There is tons of unrest surrounding the Saudi situation, as John Bolton refuses to listen to the audio tapes of the murder and CIA Director Gina Haspel will not be joining the briefing to the US Senate. General Motors is squaring off with President Trump over thousands of planned layoffs. A woman in Georgia got busted for having cotton candy in her car that the cops thought was meth; and other headlines, including a feel good story about a lost wallet, an autistic basketball player, and an alarming active shooter drill in a military hospital.
Nov 28 2018
Rank #9: Hard Factor 5/16: Alabama Fucks - But Don't Abort, British Maury Povich Is Killing People
Alabama's Governor Kay Ivey is not a fan of abortion. She is 74 and she wants people to know the pregnancy options are binary, carrying pa baby to term, or not be pregnant at all. This is the worst abortion law since... last week.
Jeremy Kyle is a complete asshole. His talk show was cancelled after a long run of ruining people lives, one person who was recently on the show and committed suicide seems to have been the tipping point. According to a lot of guests and people that previously worked on the Kyle show, the show was very unethical.. which led to, you know, suicides.
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May 16 2019
Rank #10: Hard Factor 10/31: Trump Contemplates the Constitution, Whitey Bulger Gets Axed and Some Guy Tries to go Full Hannibal Lector
On today's podcast. Donald Trump is not a big fan of people getting automatic US citizenship just because they are born here and he's thinking about doing something about it. Whitey Bulger led a gang, killed a bunch of people also snitched for the FBI before being #1 on their most wanted list for almost 20 years. Jack Nicholson played a character which was loosely based off him which was good, but Johnny Depp actually played him which was bad. All that and he's dead now because he was murdered in prison and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. There is a guy in Texas who wanted to play a version of fuck marry kill with a child that will certainly be the most disturbing thing you hear this Halloween and the outro is balls out nuts as well. Enjoy.
Oct 31 2018
Rank #11: Hard Factor 5/22: Arthur's Teacher Is So Gay, And What A Lightning Round
On Today's episode of Hard Factor....
The decision makers in the state of Alabama are acting like a bunch of Arthurs.
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May 22 2019
Rank #12: Hard Factor 8/1: Democratic Debate Recap Night TWO With Hasan Piker
On today's episode.. Hasan Piker @hasanthehun joins us for a recap of the Democratic Debates night two. We breakdown how the candidates faired, talk bets, and who we think we will NOT see in the next debates. Also, Hard Factor will be at the next debates in Houston, TX, so stay tuned for more live content!! Be sure to use this code for your free $20 match for betting on politics www.predictit.org/promo/hardfactor20
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Aug 01 2019
Rank #13: Hard Factor 3/14: Aunt Becky's Daughter Is A Smoke, Mark Zuckerberg Still Sucks, A Priest On The Molester List Is Found Shot To Death, And Trump Smacks Down Boeing
The scandal that is shocking some, and not surprising to most who know how rich people operate, has many stars being named for paying off college coaches, as well as manipulating ACT and SAT scores to get their privledged kids into the college of their liking. We take a look at just how this scheme was operated, who was involved and most importantly, what is the link to Olivia Jade's Instagram profile....
Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg are under yet another investigation involving two large cell phone companies, and once again selling our private data, FUCK YOU FACEBOOK!! It looks like Zuckerberg will again be in a lot of official looking rooms, staring at water like he has no idea what it is. Also Facebook and Instagram were shut down yesterday, maybe still shut down, and everyone now knows just how addicted they are to those two social media sites.
John Capparelli, a priest who was previously named on a list with other child molesting Priests, was found dead in his Nevada home, and police think it may have been a crime of Karma/Homicide. This guy had a long post being a creepy pedophile, including becoming a high school wresting coach where he forced his team to wear speedos during practice while showing them just how to perform certain moves, most of which ended with his crotch in their faces. He also ran a website dedicated to erotic sweaty male wrestling. What a peach, may you not rest in peace you piece of shit.
A Bomb Cyclone/Hurricane Blizzard is destroying Colorado and leaving hundreds of motorists stranded
President Trump finally grounds Boeings 737 Max plane, saving all of our lives
Another government shutdown seems imminent
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Mar 14 2019
Rank #14: Hard Factor 6/19: How To Gerrymander Outer Space
On today's Hard Factor we discuss Donald Trump's conscription of definitely the coolest sounding military branch: The Space Force. The World Health Organization officially recognizes being a nerd as a mental condition, and the Supreme Court swills their brandy vaguely in the direction of two Gerrymandering complaints. Plus the debut of Elonsworld
Jun 19 2018
Rank #15: Hard Factor 5/21: Brexit Is Still A Shit Show, Woman Impersonates Sheriff to Jailbreak Boyfriend
The man pictured above is Nigel Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party. An anti-Brexit "remainer" hit him with a salted caramel and banana milkshake from Five Guys Burgers & Fries. The big news here is that the United Kingdom has Five Guys.
Does this look like the face of a woman that would jailbreak her boyfriend by calling the jail and pretending to be the sheriff? If you said yes, gold star. This is Maxine Feldstein, her boyfriend Nick Lowe was in Douglas County Jail in Arkansas for charges of identify theft back in Ventura Country, California. Lowe was awaiting transfer to Cali when Feldstein called up pretending to be from the Ventura Sheriffs department to let them know that he could be let because of overcrowding in Ventura County. Douglas County bought it hook line and sinker. Go figure. Now Feldstein is facing 15 years in the slammer. Their fatal flaw? They didn't leave Arkansas. Bummer.
- Trump slams Biden for moving out of Pennsylvania
- The French are lazy and shut down the Eiffel Tower because some guy climbed it
- A Disney World employee stole an animatronic puppet from Disney, obviously for sex.
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May 21 2019
Rank #16: Hard Factor 11/7: Midterm Election Recap and Bill Gates' Plan to Fix the Sewer
The Democrats take over the House of Representatives, while the Republicans retain control of the Senate, and we recap some of the notable moments from election night. We also cover Bill Gates' plan to implement waterless toilets worldwide, and fix the waste problem that plagues most of the undeveloped world.
Nov 07 2018
Rank #17: Hard Factor 11/27: Paul Manafort Back in Hot Water, Mississippi Runoff Election, and the NASA InSight Landing on Mars
Paul Manafort is back in trouble for not being able to change his stripes after cutting a deal with the Mueller investigation. The final midterm election of 2018 will be decided tonight for a US Senate seat in Mississippi, and it's got an interesting backstory. The NASA InSight landed on Mars and a lot of nerdy babies probably got conceived; and other headlines, including President Trump dismissing the White House report on climate change, autism rates on the rise, Apple vs. Apple users in the Supreme Court, and an update on the idiot who died trying to convert an entire island of bow and arrow shooting natives to Christianity by himself.
Nov 27 2018
Rank #18: Hard Factor 8/30: Florida Governor's Race, New Anti-Weed Committee, and Homeless GoFundMe
A wild opening to the Governor's race in Florida, a new committee commissioned by the White House to discover all the negative effects of marijuana, a homeless man in Philadelphia sues his GoFundMe benefactors, and a Lightning Round of other headlines.
Aug 30 2018
Rank #19: Hard Factor 7/26: There's a Lake on Mars, Larry Nassar gets an Ass-beating, Adultery Scams, and the Soft Corner
Larry Nassar gets assaulted immediately upon release into the general population in prison, the FBI uncovers an adultery mass mailing scam in Jacksonville, Italian scientists have discovered a lake on Mars, and the guy who destroyed Donald Trump's Hollywood Star (but passed on Kevin Spacey's star) gets tossed in the Soft Corner.
Jul 26 2018
Rank #20: Hard Factor 7/16: Meetings in Helsinki, Protests at the World Cup Final, Pot Farmer Killed by Bulldozer, and a Jaguar on the Loose
Trump continues his European tour all the way to his meeting with Putin in Helsinki, France wins the World Cup Final that was spiced up by a protest from the band Pussy Riot, Pennsylvania state police accidentally killed a small time pot farmer with a bulldozer, and a bloodthirsty jaguar goes on an animal killing spree at the Audubon Zoo.
Jul 16 2018