Rank #1: Hard Factor 6/5: Scumbag Husband Left His Wife After Burning Her With Gasoline, Fishermen Catch 50 Kilos of Cocaine, Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Pedos
On Today's Episode of Hard Factor:
SOFT CORNER: A scumbag leaves his wife after she suffered burns on over 90% of her body because he tried to reignite a campfire with gasoline.
While traveling from UK to Dubai Victoria Buchanan realized she had a little left over stuff from the night before, and like a cocaine captain she thought it better to go down with her ship than part with the party favors. Victoria wanted to keep the party going when she got to fundamentalist country of Dubai where she knew cocaine might be difficult to find, so she swallowed the zip lock bag of drugs (presumably to fish it out later). Unfortunately they don't make coke baggies like they used to and Victoria died. She was the ultimate party girl.
Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Child Molesters, Bravo Alabama. Bravo.
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Rank #2: Hard Factor 12/13: Michael Cohen Headed to the Slammer, Hemp Legalization, and a Hard Body Weight Loss Competition Update
Michael Cohen is headed to minimum security prison for three years, and here's the real shocker… he blames it all on Trump. The USA has finally moved industrial hemp (a crop that can't get you high) off the list of Schedule I narcotics so it can finally be farmed again all across the country. We bring in Hard Factor's resident nutritionist Stefani from Root of Wellness to judge us on our weight loss performance so far; and a lightning round of other headlines, including Post Malone's new Crocs, Voyager 2 making it out of the solar system, and Nancy Pelosi humping the democratic party into submission.
Rank #3: Hard Factor 11/13: Secret Missile Bases in North Korea, Hillary 2020 Maybe, and a Nazi Themed School Photo
In a shocking turn of events, new evidence is showing several active missile bases in North Korea despite promises to end nuclear weapon production. Hillary Clinton is putting out feelers for another potential presidential run in 2020. A bunch of high school boys in Wisconsin are in hot water for making a nazi themed prom picture; and other headlines, including midterm election updates, RIP Stan Lee, and UFOs spotted in Ireland.
Rank #4: HARD FACTOR 6/3: An Out of Control Principal Loves Strippers, and Illinois Legalizes Marijuana + Gambling on Sports
This guy who looks like a hamster is actually just a dude who loves to get hammered and go to the strip club when he's out of town on business. He also happens to be a Catholic school principal who takes kids on field trips.
President Trump and Meghan Markle are beefing, Illinois legalized recreational marijuana and sports gambling in the same week, mystery murders in the Dominican Republic, Rodrigo Duterte cured his own gayness (allegedly), NASA is ordering deliveries to the moon, and the tragic mass shooting in Virginia Beach.
Rank #5: Hard Factor 6/4: Naked Man on Meth Hammers Through Neighbor's Walls
On today's episode...
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Ever have one of those nights where you wake up because your neighbor breaks into your house, gets naked grabs your hammer and starts trying to break through your bedroom wall 'The Shining' style? At least one family has.
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Rank #6: Hard Factor 11/7: Midterm Election Recap and Bill Gates' Plan to Fix the Sewer
The Democrats take over the House of Representatives, while the Republicans retain control of the Senate, and we recap some of the notable moments from election night. We also cover Bill Gates' plan to implement waterless toilets worldwide, and fix the waste problem that plagues most of the undeveloped world.
Rank #7: Hard Factor 8/1: PFT Commenter Joins to Talk 3D Printed Guns, Paul Manafort's Ostrich Suit, and a Miraculous Plane Crash Survival
VP of Hard Factor Football Operations PFT Commenter joins the show for a lively discussion about “the Liberator” (both the 3D printed gun and the sexual enhancement device), the start of the Paul Manafort bank/tax fraud trial, and a plane crash in Mexico where all 100+ passengers (probably) survived.
Rank #8: Hard Factor 8/21: Asia Argento Exposed, State Watch: South Carolina, Man on Man Peeing, and Midterm Madness in FloridaHard Factor 8/21: Asia Argento Exposed, State Watch: South Carolina, Man on Man Peeing, and Midterm Madness in Florida
Harvey Weinstein victim and former girlfriend of the late Anthony Bourdain, Asia Argento, may actually be a sexual predator herself. State Watch: South Carolina, with several hilarious headlines from the Palmetto State. Drunk American man peed on a Japanese man on a flight from Chicago to Japan. Midterm Madness: Florida congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera claims she was abducted by aliens as a child and has had follow-up telepathic contact with the aliens.
Rank #9: Hard Factor 11/19: Midterm Election Updates, Meghan Markle Shakes Up the British Empire, and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines
The governor and senate races are finally over in Florida and Georgia, with republicans winning all three contested races. Meghan Markle is angering “palace staff” and other workers who support the British royal family with her American work ethic. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including gruesome injuries for Alex Smith and Sophia Floersch, Tommy “Vape God” Smokes' incredible weekend, California wildfire updates, and a falsified assault in Texas.
Rank #10: Hard Factor 11/8: feat. The Wonton Don Talking China, Jeff Sessions Out as AG, and a Human/Dog Sex Ring in Thailand
Jeff Sessions is pushed out from his job as US Attorney General and weed stocks soar. A man in Thailand was busted for running a human on dog sex/pornography ring via Facebook. Hard Factor International Correspondent Wonton Don joins to discuss China making fake moons, President for life, banning dogs from going outside, and all kinds of crazy stuff; and other headlines including midterm election follow-ups, and Floyd Mayweather backing out of his kickboxing match.
Rank #11: Hard Factor 6/19: How To Gerrymander Outer Space
On today's Hard Factor we discuss Donald Trump's conscription of definitely the coolest sounding military branch: The Space Force. The World Health Organization officially recognizes being a nerd as a mental condition, and the Supreme Court swills their brandy vaguely in the direction of two Gerrymandering complaints. Plus the debut of Elonsworld
Rank #12: Hard Factor 11/21: Facebook Problems, Tekashi 6ix9ine Arrested, and the Presidential Turkey Pardon
Facebook is having problems because of all the stupid shit they've done in the last year. Tekashi 6ix9ine got arrested on all kinds of charges, and they put him in the general population in jail like a schmo. President Trump performed the annual Presidential Turkey Pardon, cracking some political jokes along the way; and other headlines, including asylum seekers, Ivanka's emails, DON'T EAT ROMAINE LETTUCE, and NASA investigating Elon Musk.
Rank #13: Hard Factor 11/29: Document Declassification Threats, Hard Body Weight Loss Competition, and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines
President Trump is ready to play hardball with the new Democratic House in the form of selective document declassification. The Hard Factor guys start a weight loss competition against each other, and get a little guidance from a registered dietician. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including the Senate disagreeing with the White House, Pelosi nominated for Speaker of the House, Elon Musk's tunnel under the 405 in LA gets cancelled, inmates at a South Carolina prison catfished the military for money, and Stormy Daniels says that Michael Avenatti has acted against her will on multiple occasions.
Rank #14: Hard Factor 3/14: Aunt Becky's Daughter Is A Smoke, Mark Zuckerberg Still Sucks, A Priest On The Molester List Is Found Shot To Death, And Trump Smacks Down Boeing
The scandal that is shocking some, and not surprising to most who know how rich people operate, has many stars being named for paying off college coaches, as well as manipulating ACT and SAT scores to get their privledged kids into the college of their liking. We take a look at just how this scheme was operated, who was involved and most importantly, what is the link to Olivia Jade's Instagram profile....
Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg are under yet another investigation involving two large cell phone companies, and once again selling our private data, FUCK YOU FACEBOOK!! It looks like Zuckerberg will again be in a lot of official looking rooms, staring at water like he has no idea what it is. Also Facebook and Instagram were shut down yesterday, maybe still shut down, and everyone now knows just how addicted they are to those two social media sites.
John Capparelli, a priest who was previously named on a list with other child molesting Priests, was found dead in his Nevada home, and police think it may have been a crime of Karma/Homicide. This guy had a long post being a creepy pedophile, including becoming a high school wresting coach where he forced his team to wear speedos during practice while showing them just how to perform certain moves, most of which ended with his crotch in their faces. He also ran a website dedicated to erotic sweaty male wrestling. What a peach, may you not rest in peace you piece of shit.
A Bomb Cyclone/Hurricane Blizzard is destroying Colorado and leaving hundreds of motorists stranded
President Trump finally grounds Boeings 737 Max plane, saving all of our lives
Another government shutdown seems imminent
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Rank #15: Hard Factor 12/12 - EPISODE #100: Trumpdate on the Border Wall, Elon's World, and the Texas Court System in the Soft Corner
President Trump invited Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer into the Oval Office for a polite yelling match over the “great wall” to divide Mexico and the US. Elon Musk is doing odd interviews, spouting off on Twitter, and announcing new products. The county of McLennan, Texas, Baylor University, and Jacob Walter Anderson, an alleged rapist, are in the Soft Corner for trampling on the rights of the alleged victim… again Baylor University. Finally, a Lightning Round of other headlines, including Google CEO mocked while testifying to congress, Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti extending their woeful losing streak, and an elderly British couple caught with 22 pounds of cocaine on a cruise ship.
Rank #16: Hard Factor 6/21: PFT Commenter Joins Us, and Donald Trump Is Separating Congresspeople's Families From Their Picnics
In today's episode we examine the new executive order ending the separation of illegally immigrating children from their parents, Trump's decision to cancel the White House Congressional Picnic, a restaurant in China that sold monthly buffet subscriptions, and an Amazon update.
Rank #17: Hard Factor 7/17: Helsinki Reactions, Papa John's PR Tour, Crocodile Massacre, and Elon's World
America erupts with emotional reactions after President Trump got big-timed by Putin in Helsinki, Papa John get's “officially” kicked out of the Papa John's offices, a village in Indonesia goes on a revenge killing spree at a crocodile sanctuary, and we take another trip to Elon's world where he's making calculated attacks on a hero from the Thailand cave rescue.
Rank #18: Hard Factor 8/8: California Wildfires, Insanity Defense in Florida, Johnny Depp Conspiracy, and Gout: the Disease of Kings
California is experiencing record setting wildfires and we catch up on the details, the Parkland, Fla. shooter says that the voices in his head made him shoot up the school, Johnny Depp's new movie release gets indefinitely delayed because Hollywood all of a sudden has a conscious, and HEALTHSCARE - Gout: The Disease of Kings.
Rank #19: Hard Factor 6/20: Diaper Don Says, "Smoke a Spliff, Piss Your Pants, and Film a Porno"
There's a new book coming out about how hard Don Jr. partied in college, Canada votes to legalize weed, two firefighters in Akron get caught filming a porno, and Jeff Bezos is officially the richest man in the world.
Rank #20: Hard Factor 8/13: Virginia is for Pedos, Barrel Rolls, Unite the Right 2, and Albanian Turkey Disputes
A Virginia judge continues to defy the advice of his peers and commutes another rape sentence, an Alaskan Airlines plane was hijacked by a grounds crewman and taken for an epic joyride before a fiery crash, Unite the Right 2 takes place in DC with potentially DOZENS of attendees, and an Albanian man is arrested for killing 8 of his family members over being accused of stealing a turkey.