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Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

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Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and the nuances of llama ownership.

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Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and the nuances of llama ownership.

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Come back!

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Please come back I love you guys.

Bring FreightBack!

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COME BACK WHY DID YOU LEAVE

iTunes Ratings

1168 Ratings
Average Ratings
972
82
39
35
40

Come back!

By mo salah is a legens - Jun 05 2019
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Please come back I love you guys.

Bring FreightBack!

By poddybreakisbest - May 23 2019
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COME BACK WHY DID YOU LEAVE
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Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

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Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and the nuances of llama ownership.

Rank #1: 067 - Bob Smiley - Candles, Mums and Chamberpots

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Bob is mixing condiments on the bus with us! This week, Freight proclaims his love for scented candles. Freight and his groomsmen make a shirtless pyramid. Caleb wonders what a chamberpot is. And Bob melts down meeting one of his comedy heroes.Also on this episode: Caleb’s shirts get smaller as he gets swoller. Freight contemplates his favorite cheese. The gang talks formalwear. Tim remembers when women smelled bad at weddings. Tim and Freight talk about texting. And a TV show gives Bob comedy flashbacks. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Jul 27 2017
1 hour 35 mins
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Rank #2: 027 - John Crist - Gift Cards, Oceans and Frei-pril

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We have the legendary JOHN CRIST on the bus! Tim, John, Caleb & Freight talk about John's viral video, authenticity in the Christian industry, and eating at Buffalo Wild Wings. Ikea man makes an appearance, and Tim wants to kickstart the Freight Fruit calendar.

Also in this episode: John talks about his failed stand up bits, Tim finds joy in picking up stuff in his yard, and Freight gives insight into the mysterious world of gift cards.

Tweet us @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE!

Tweet John Crist @johnbcristOr online at http://johncristcomedy.com/

Sep 08 2016
1 hour 29 mins
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Rank #3: 089 - Kim Rangoon, Texas History, and Freight Filter

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This week, the listeners know the show better than we do. Smiley is back to self-promoting on the show. Caleb wonders if there are listeners that have never seen Tim’s comedy. Freight receives his own customized “Freight Flag”. Goose makes his first appearance on the show. What’s on the windowsill? Aaaaaand Tim wants to create a rating system for the listeners gifts.

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May 17 2018
1 hour 49 mins
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Rank #4: 049 - John Crist - Anthems, Jerky and Freight Films

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Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get your John Crist fix here: http://johncristcomedy.com/Tweet your little fingers off @johnbcrist

Download "Waiting" by lalo here: https://lalo.bandcamp.com/releases

Feb 16 2017
1 hour 38 mins
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Rank #5: 086 - Bean Weight, Wallyball Brian, and Yelling Extremities

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This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing.The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from?

Submit your relationship questions here!!!

Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com

Twitter: @poddybreak

Apr 26 2018
1 hour 27 mins
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Rank #6: 060 - John Crist - Videos, Cupcakes and Bad Words

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John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.comSpeak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/Tweet him @johnbcrist

May 11 2017
1 hour 18 mins
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Rank #7: 020 - Michael Jr - God's Not Dead, Dog Names and 5 Roosters

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The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage.

Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf.

Tweet us @poddybreak

See more Michael Jr at http://michaeljr.com Tweet him @Michaeljrcomedy

Jul 21 2016
58 mins
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Rank #8: 080 - The Big Crew - Cats, Shawls and Sandy Soil

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The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red boombox.

Also in this episode: We discover Jean’s hatred of nature. Caleb and Josh are brought together by a Game Cube. The TX gang is very bitter about the basement situation in MO. We learn about a new country artist Sandy Soil. And Tim can see through his own skin. Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Dec 21 2017
1 hour 23 mins
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Rank #9: 085 - Vague Mafia, Gym Etiquette, and Woof Spiders

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This week, Jean (aka “Lil Freight”) joins the crew! Dustin shares his in-depth knowledge of Paw Patrol. Caleb experiences a guy at the gym that is out of control. Tim wants to build his own gym with special etiquette. And Monty receives an embroidered towel as a gift from a fan.

Apr 19 2018
1 hour 23 mins
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Rank #10: 079 - Kenn Kington - Holy Nights and Silent Freightbacks

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Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs. Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick Astley can’t hit those notes. Inflatable Santa has problems on the roof. The bus breaks down temporarily. And Freight assembles some Ikea furniture.Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Kenn at kennkington.comTweet Kenn @kennkington

Dec 14 2017
2 hours 4 mins
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Rank #11: 056 - John Crist - Acting, Q’waves and Freight Fists

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John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/Tweet him @johnbcrist

Apr 13 2017
1 hour 9 mins
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Rank #12: 072 - John Crist - Bits, Stamps and Toe Shoes

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John Crist tweeted his snapchat to our instagram, and HE’S ON THE BUS!!! This week, Tim dreams of the day he goes to buy stamps. John thinks that going outside is the worst thing ever. Caleb wonders if Biebs is the most famous person of all time. And Freight asks for strength when Tim cancels a show. Also on this episode: Tim runs in toe shoes and locks up his shins. Freight finds a woof under the stairs. John has defiant hair and does things to his body. (What?) Caleb can’t do anything halfway. And the Fake Daren Streblow calls into the show! Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

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Sep 28 2017
1 hour 17 mins
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Rank #13: 048 - Jonnie W - Crappaw, Tattoos and Velveeta

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Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta.Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches.Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get updates on Jonnie at: http://www.jonniew.com/

Tweet Jonnie @jonnie_w

Feb 09 2017
1 hour 22 mins
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Rank #14: 059 - Jonnie W - Hugs, Pizza, and Woofs

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Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.comSpeak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w

May 04 2017
1 hour 46 mins
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Rank #15: 030 - Bob Smiley - Cheerwine, Frogs and More Tiny Pumpkins

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Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup. Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie between the dates of August 12th to September 14th, we can’t take your blood… Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Tweet Bob your ketchup stories @bobsmileycomic Get Bob stuff at http://www.bobsmiley.com/

Sep 29 2016
1 hour 45 mins
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Rank #16: 057 - John Crist - Wintergreen, Bunnies and FreightFacts

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Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.comFollow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/Tweet him @johnbcrist

Apr 20 2017
1 hour 16 mins
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Rank #17: 011 - Bob Smiley - Hard Boiled Eggs, Tortilla Showers and Charlie the Mouse

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Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse!

Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak

Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/

Bob's on Twitter: @bobsmileycomedy

May 12 2016
1 hour 7 mins
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Rank #18: 035 - Jonnie W - Crappaw, Nerf and Bullies

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We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement.

Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball.

Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/Tweet him @jonnie_w
Nov 03 2016
1 hour 19 mins
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Rank #19: 015 - John Branyan - Poopy Pants, Roller Coasters and Fish Milk

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Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talking to.

Also in this episode: Meet Glade, the guy that wants to know where you got that turkey leg, the gang discusses their favorite smells, and Caleb opens a window of floor space.

Chat us up on twitter @poddybreak

Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/

Tweet John @john_branyan

Ask Aaron dumb questions @aaron_willis

Jun 09 2016
1 hour 8 mins
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Rank #20: 034 - Jonnie W - Bob Ross, Ozone Water and Wedding Songs

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Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned.

Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”.

Follow us @poddybreakEmail us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/Tweet him @jonnie_w
Oct 27 2016
1 hour 12 mins
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