Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marquay Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!'Guess What Happens Next on Cops', digging up John Dillinger's dong, OJ on politics, a message to David Trumpp, a new Bonerline and Tom gets caught in more lies that don't matter.Some people are alleging Bachelorette Hannah B. is on the show for the wrong reasons & would be better served with a crotch post. Maz defends his lie about why he couldn't accompany Drew to the Champion's Club. We give his daughter Lili a call to find out what the ride sharing situation between her & her dad is like.Ringo Starr is bringing his All Starr Band to Caesars Windsor. John Dillinger is being exhumed from a cement grave in order to determine if the penis the Smithsonian has in their basement is legit. We give David Trumpp a call to find out about a historical event from The Godfather that depicted the New Jersey turnpike. Tom Stuker set a record for most miles flown with over 20 million miles & now takes himself way too seriously. Kyle Giersdorf is a 16-year-old who won $3M at the Fortnite World Cup at a packed stadium in New York.LeBron James is making plans to bequeath his coveted #23 to Anthony Davis.Ezekiel Elliott should feel lucky for every penny he's made with all the trouble he's caused, but instead he's attempting to leverage his position by not showing up to training camp.OJ the double murderer put out a lengthy video discussing fantasy football & the Democratic debates. Katy Perry is even more 'over' now after being busted for plagiarizing Christian rap for her song Dark Horse. SIST: Does Christian rap use the 'n' word?Celine Dion went from being married to an old dry humping bagel to dating a boy toy who is allegedly gay.Arian Grande is sorry again... this time for making a joke about JonBenet Ramsey.Aunt Becky's brats are back on Instagram & for some reason that is news.When investigators searched Jeffrey Epstein's house back in 2005, they found framed pictures of underage girls naked & tons of hidden cameras all throughout.Nicki Minaj is getting married.All John Cusack wants to do is tweet about Trump, vape and not stand up.Echo In The Canyon was a great music documentary that suffered from too much Jakob Dylan.46% of millennials admit to having Mommy & Daddy pay their bills because wages just aren't what they used to be.Serial Killer: Devil Unchained is the latest true crime docuseries Drew binged that focuses on Todd Kohlhepp. The Bachelorette's Pete W. set some records for refracting while in the windmill with Hannah B.Last week's best of shows has the Boner line divided. Be sure to call or text (209)66-BONER with all of your complaints. Drew was so psyched to play this weeks round of What Happens Next? on Cops that he cheated & watched it early.Maz alleged that he had a meeting with Matt Jennings about expanding Today in Soft Rock so we give Matt a call to find out why Maz would lie yet again.Today in Soft Rock to include: 55' Elvis started a riot at a concert in Jacksonville when he ended his set with 'girls, I'll see you backstage', 64' Jim Reeves killed in a plane crash, 65' cigarette advertising was banned in the UK, 68' The Beatles closed the Apple boutique in London, 71' the lunar rover traversed the moon, 80' John Phillips arrested on drug charges, 87' Eddie Murray hit his 299th & 300th home run, 12' 670 million people in India lost power, 18' David Hasselhoff gets remarried. Amanda Knox has broken her silence on the murder of an Italian cop who was stabbed multiple times by an American teen.President Trump is disappointed in Sweden for continuing to hold A$AP Rocky.Max is mad about the possibility that Halloween might be moved.