Rank #1: The Proof Hurts (w/ Roxane Gay)
Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece.
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Rank #2: More than a Feelin (w/ Shawnta Valdes)
This week Casey and Danielle debut the new nook!!! They are graced by angel walking amongst us, Shawnta Valdes, who anoints the nook and prepares it for what it will hear and see. The women talk NY and the de-thawing of pets, Potomac and where all those doves ended up and Bev Hills and Teddy’s most iconic/honest line ever... “I’m so hungry.”
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Rank #3: A Supreme Snub (w/ Paul Scheer)
Casey and Danielle are back in the satellite nook with a guest as overdue as Camille’s firing - the incomparable Paul Scheer. Paul has recently gotten himself in hot water on Twitter with LVP fans around the world for proudly proclaiming himself #TeamTeddy and details their wrath. He has hot takes on NeNe and a blossoming friendship with Erika Jayne - but at the end of the day, he and Casey are ready to live that minivan lyfe!!!!
Rank #4: Life Is Not a Cabaret (w/ Blair Beeken)
Are you feeling Jovani? Danielle is and so is her guest Blair Beeken (The Second City) as they take on an episode of New York that will go down in the annals of history. They discuss Bethenny's freak out, Sonja's aversion to sand and what type of sleepwear one wants to be caught in by the police. Plus Casey chimes in with a reading of Tinsley's sad date monologue . Blair also reveals her past relationship with a Beverly Hills (recurring) cast member and what animals she has no problem eating.
Rank #5: Caught Between an Ex and a Hard Place (w/ Deanna Cheng)
Casey and Danielle are joined by the incomparable Deanna Cheng. THEY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT NY BECAUSE NY IS GIVING US EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ANYMORE!!!!! They also delve into Potomac, Bev Hills and Southern Charm. #MomenttoMomentWork
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Rank #6: Upstate Girls (w/ Brian J. Moylan)
Casey and Danielle welcome back Thy Lord and Savior, Brian J. Moylan, who graces us with his presence all the way from London! They cover Bev Hills, NY, Potomac and Vanderpump but mainly wonder why Luann is living in a van down by the river. And Brian has a controversial wish for Beverly Hills that we dare not put in writing... for fear.
Rank #7: Live from UCB Sunset (w/ Matt McConkey)
TO BE ALIVE IN THESE TIMES! Today Casey and Danielle pay tribute to a masterful season of New York. Brava, Bravo! They discuss the finale, upcoming bold reunion lewks and wonder aloud why B. can't stay away from fishy soups. Then they throw to a live show with beloved Jennifer Aniston stalker Matt McConkey and dig into Beverly Hills and the fact that no one gave one fuck that Camille's house burned to the ground. (But thanks be to God she got that second hand Burberry coat!) The girls are off next week because, America. Bless you one and all and thank you for your continued service.
Rank #8: Live from Largo (w/ Jessica Chaffin, Jason Mantzoukas)
Casey and Danielle welcome two truly extraordinary guests. Jessica Chaffin is back with unpopular theories about Lisa Vanderpump and Jason Mantzoukas has a pressing question about Ken: Has he passed? Jessica and Jason give a powerful performance of Nene and Porsha’s recent text/Instagram war and Carole is outed in the boot on the ground of the century.
Rank #9: 154.5. BREAKING NEWS
Casey and Danielle came together to share some breaking news.
Rank #10: Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? (w/ Katie Kershaw)
Danielle and Casey are joined by incredible actress Katie Kershaw (Ms. Fletcher, The Second City) and they survive not only a life and death experience, but also another Boy George performance. They talk Lala's hair, Denise's early morning sexcapades and the best method for packing an urn of ashes. Plus, Nene sent a man to the hospital and knocked out his tooth and this is the first we are hearing of it?!!!!! We get to the bottom of it allllll.
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