Rank #1: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019
Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts.
The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. In May, as long as you are following your own plotted path, cosmic support should light the way. However, be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: Do not attempt to predict or force this universal blessing. Remain confident in self, and simply continue down your chosen path.
The universe is also doubling down with this rain of positivity. Kinda like topping that flower bowl with a nice keif dusting. Additional cosmic support may come from cannabis companions and smoke circle canna-buddies. Yup, mingling among the hive will bring a honey pot of positivity. I sure hope your chosen path in May includes adventures with your bud loving buddies.
At work it is advised you strive to be the best. Creativity will not be required, but hard work and task mastery will see you through to progress in the work sphere. Grind hard at work so you can grind it up at home.
Stoner Sagittarius’ in a relationship may float on, everything will be alright! The single stoner Sag can expect an active period of flirtatious dating. Long term companionship may not be in the stars, but that doesn’t mean flirting can’t be fun. Get out stoner Sag, and enjoy your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek fun adventure with no relationship pressure.
Within the familial dynamic, be proactive with obstacles that arise. Do not put off grievances or difficult situations. A simple misunderstanding can fester into a dramatic problem if ignored. Familial problems can often disappear into a smoke cloud of a shared bowl. If the family member does not partake in the sacred herb, sometimes a solo session before confrontation can take the edge of defensive ego away. Remember stoner Sagittarius, communication and understanding is a two way dynamic. Outward messaging must also be accompanied by inward receiving.https://stonerhoroscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/MaySagittarius.mp3 Tweet
Apr 29 2019
Rank #2: Sagittarius February 2019
Stoner Sag there is no need to be alarmed, but it is advised you enter into February paying close attention to the windy roads ahead. You are entering a period of slight uncertainty; one where negativity is likely to cause noticeable tremors. If you plant your seeds strategically in solid soil and let your roots grow deep, you will be able to maintain balance even during the most turbulent times. Keep calm and smoke a bowl. Inhale the essence of your favorite strain of cannabis. Allow it to calm the mind and engage the higher sight of the third eye. This invocation will provide additional clarity of vision during a potentially hazy period.
What causes you to be curious stoner Sagittarius? Now is the season for seizing your internal desires! You may have been putting off pursuing a personal passion; perhaps for fear of failure or negative comments from supposed allies. Stoner Sagittarius’ stuck in the gears of the economic grind will have support from the cosmos this month to begin their own adventure in business. February is an ideal time to start the micro business or digital project you have been contemplating. Toke time to finalize the details, and make the necessary decisions in order to take your aspirations from lofty idea to the next level of legitimate implementation!
You can meditate alone with the sacred herb, or muse out loud with those in your smoking circle. Whether you choose to go at it solo, or with help from your partners-in-chronic, the planning stage of February will be crucial. Once you begin your journey, you do not want to make unnecessary pauses for issues that could have been prepared for in advance.
Once the initial earthquakes of this period have passed, it is important you remain mindful of inevitable aftershocks. Personal situations could change for the stoner Sagittarius without warning. Although the road you are on will not be one of great certainty, not all of these changes will be for the worst. Contemplate with the sacred herb with your third eye wide open. When you are able to see what initially instigated a conflict, you can address the real issue. With this knowledge come up with long lasting solutions, not simply temporary fixes that will quickly fade like vapor clouds. Look behind the curtain stoner Sag, to see the true causes for the confusion and challenges you face.https://stonerhoroscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/FebruarySagittarius.mp3 Tweet
Jan 29 2019
Rank #3: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019
The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be the only obstacle in your way this period.
Rule for April: Toke about it before reacting. Puff puff pass on the urge to solve problems expediently. The best decisions in April will be well formed. Time can be a great tool for solving important issues. Sometimes creative solutions are written in smoke clouds.
Use your wise cannabis connoisseurs for help where needed. Sometimes sage advice, or a story of a similar experience, will be the exact research to help you through a difficult decision. Sometimes life is more complicated than which strain to smoke stoner Sagittarius.
Last month you were advised to take stock in your resources. Crucial moments in April may arise where an asset in your inventory could take your progress to the next level. The universe is transitioning you from a period of collection to a period of utilization.
In the work sphere your active participation will increase the likelihood of success. Take advantage of opportunities to participate in work activities, groups, or meetings. Often the key to advancement at work lies within yourself. A great formula for success at work: Effort + Participation = Advancement. Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session focused on active participation. Be your own steward and activator of your own success and promotion.
After the full moon of the 19th, toke time for self. Curl up with a dank Indica strain and melt into your favorite spot. Self reflection and relaxation will assist the stoner Sagittarius to finish the month with enthusiasm. There may also be important discoveries that lie under the surface that only a deep dive into one’s self can flush out. Perhaps you’ve neglected an important cannabis companion or family member. It’s not too late to act my ambitious stoner Sag.https://stonerhoroscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/AprilSagittarius.mp3 Tweet
Mar 29 2019
Rank #4: Sagittarius January 2019
Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride.
The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy and endurance, but something more will come from this universal nudge. You must enter into a partnership with this cosmic blessing. No universal support can help you stoner Sag without proper self motivation to take advantage of the cosmic boost. Early in the month toke time for a secluded meditative smoke session. Focus on direction. Where do you want to go? Not necessarily to a physical place, but also consider your internal direction. The energy boost of January could be wasted without proper contemplation on the direction of your mission.
The cosmos has given you an upgrade package for your cosmic spacesuit. Get in, shut up, and drive stoner Sagittarius. Drive toward progress, personal development, continued education, and spiritual enlightenment. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a zen focus for optimal results. Again, drive in a particular direction toward a desired goal.
Be forewarned stoner Sag: Avoid angry outbursts and silly squabbles with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Stick to your own personal positive space in January. Medicated meditative moments and strong personal health will assist in this mindset. Take care of yourself during this energetic mission: Food – Health – Exercise – Meditation – Repeat.
Watch out! You will be burning like a white hot light. This passion will creep into relationships with cannabis companions. Mind yourself stoner Sagittarius, others may not be able to match your intensity. Passionate moments of love can just as easily turn into passionate moments of anger. Balance yourself stoner Sagittarius. Recognize these moments before they occur. Take a step back, puff puff pass on the intensity, and step back in with a renewed attitude to put out the fire.
God speed stoner Sag.https://stonerhoroscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/JanuarySagittarius.mp3 Tweet
Dec 31 2018
Rank #5: Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019
Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and and celebrate your life, and role within it! Self love and self care are vital to keep your fire burning bright for the missions ahead! You are brilliant stoner Sagittarius, but not unless you see it.
Are you ready for progress this month stoner Sag? You better be because it’s happening! This period will be positively brimming with opportunity. Especially within your smoke circle and interacting with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. You aren’t the only star sign on a mission of progress. Remain active and vigilant in March. Look around! Your social sphere will be lit brighter than that magical marijuana bowl you are burning!
The first month of spring is a great time to take stock and inventory reserves. Planetary support will keep the mood bright among your canna-peers, but matters of finance cannot be pushed aside to future periods. Counteract any unease from unstable finances by taking an honest assessment of your current economic position. At the very least large purchases are just not in the cards right now.
Though what you may lack in financial backing, you can more than make up for with a creative and adventurous spirit stoner Sagittarius! Exploring our terrestrial plane with your canna-crew is typically of little to no cost. So grab your stash and gather your ganja crew for an expedition. Lead them into this wondrous world that’s all around us. Be bold stoner Sagittarius. Don’t fear independence! If you lead, others will follow you into greatness this March.Tweet
Feb 27 2019