Ranked #1
Episode 44: The Rules
Episode 44: The Rules
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toy... Read more
2 Aug 2012
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39mins
Ranked #2
Episode 43: Gellies Local 416
Episode 43: Gellies Local 416
Thieving Threesome Nabbed (California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the at... Read more
2 Jul 2012
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33mins
Ranked #3
Episode 42: Druthers, CA
Episode 42: Druthers, CA
Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us: • Yes. Keep checking your mailbox... Read more
2 Jun 2012
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40mins
Ranked #4
Episode 45: Morning Glory
Episode 45: Morning Glory
TO: Paul Polman, CEO Unilever PLC London, United Kingdom Dear Mr. Polman, I hope you can help me. You are in charge... Read more
2 Sep 2012
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30mins
Ranked #5
Episode 9: Truck Spank
Episode 9: Truck Spank
So sorry!, the oxygen lobby, doin’ the Skokie, Wallet-on-Chain is not a town in England, Sean Connery is Japanese, What’... Read more
2 Jun 2008
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37mins
Ranked #6
Episode 36: Bubbles
Episode 36: Bubbles
Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd. Long Beach, CA Feb 8, 2010 Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M... Read more
9 Feb 2010
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41mins
Ranked #7
Episode 37: The Magic Number
Episode 37: The Magic Number
We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the w... Read more
19 May 2010
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34mins
Ranked #8
Episode 35: The Sake Period
Episode 35: The Sake Period
Subject: #1228743 “Mann” Application Date: September 4, 1980 Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Rev... Read more
4 Dec 2009
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29mins
Ranked #9
Episode 10: Early Bird
Episode 10: Early Bird
How do your socks feel about it?, a new kind of retail experience, Sandwich knows his Douglas Firs, Farewell to Tight (a... Read more
12 Jun 2008
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41mins
Ranked #10
Episode 40: Lobster Farm
Episode 40: Lobster Farm
We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talki... Read more
2 Apr 2012
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30mins
Ranked #11
Episode 19: Man School
Episode 19: Man School
Now* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology ... Read more
30 Sep 2008
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30mins
Ranked #12
Episode 21: Mr. Owl
Episode 21: Mr. Owl
FIRST: Nose harmony, quarters, who’s Capote now?, “He plays you better than you play you,” layers of latex, latchkey ont... Read more
16 Oct 2008
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45mins
Ranked #13
Episode 17: Where Is the Ham?
Episode 17: Where Is the Ham?
Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear’s autumn line, the secret of our succe... Read more
9 Sep 2008
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41mins
Ranked #14
Episode 46: Poolside
Episode 46: Poolside
ATTENTION! POOL RULES! Free swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15. Shower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. ... Read more
2 Oct 2012
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36mins
Ranked #15
Episode 18: Tang Tangs
Episode 18: Tang Tangs
The parenting of negligence, things you didn’t know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in ... Read more
16 Sep 2008
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29mins
Ranked #16
Episode 13: Expressed as a Vest
Episode 13: Expressed as a Vest
Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone, “I’m not following you!”, obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misuse... Read more
8 Jul 2008
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32mins
Ranked #17
Episode 16: The Tux Age
Episode 16: The Tux Age
We’re back from summer break full of something and something. Expect weekly episodes until it’s time for fall break. Or ... Read more
2 Sep 2008
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23mins
Ranked #18
Episode 15: Rampant on a Field
Episode 15: Rampant on a Field
Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ w... Read more
29 Jul 2008
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35mins
Ranked #19
Episode 33: Breakin' In
Episode 33: Breakin' In
While under the influence of y, we reveal that: Merlin once put x in an envelope. Scott hoped another guy’s x would dra... Read more
16 Sep 2009
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43mins
Ranked #20
Episode 22: Who Voted?
Episode 22: Who Voted?
Thousands* of you wrote to us asking for Election Day guidance. Sadly, we don’t have time to evaluate every candidate in... Read more
28 Oct 2008
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36mins