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The Sequalizers

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When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

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When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

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The Sequalizers

Updated 5 months ago

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When a terrible movie needs a sequel, you call.... The Sequalizers. The podcast that not only discusses terrible films, but tries to pitch sequels to them!

Rank #1: Episode 6: Mortal Kombat

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"If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash   Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more!

Jul 18 2016
1 hour 17 mins
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Rank #2: Episode 5: The Happening

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What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!

Jul 04 2016
1 hour 7 mins
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Rank #3: Episode 4: Jingle All the Way

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In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at  Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right?

Jun 20 2016
1 hour 12 mins
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Rank #4: Episode 2: Face/Off

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Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder?   If any of those statements appeal to you, you are in luck, because in today's episode, we take a look at Face/Off.

Jun 05 2016
1 hour 12 mins
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Rank #5: Episode 3: Con Air

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One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches.

Jun 05 2016
1 hour 19 mins
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Rank #6: Episode 1: The Core

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In this very first instalment of "The Sequalizers", the guys look at the 2003 magenesium opus known as The Core. Can they pitch a film that trumps the originals ridiculousness? Tune in to find out.

May 31 2016
1 hour 15 mins
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Rank #7: Episode 11: Torque

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"I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies". 

Jan 27 2017
1 hour 7 mins
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Rank #8: Episode 10: Furious 7

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In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drones! This movie has it all.

Nov 22 2016
1 hour 4 mins
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Rank #9: Episode 9: Street Fighter

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Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER!

Oct 17 2016
1 hour 17 mins
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Rank #10: Episode 8: Batman And Robin

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The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool!

Aug 16 2016
1 hour 20 mins
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