Rank #1: Episode 6: Mortal Kombat
"If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash
Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more!
Rank #2: Episode 5: The Happening
What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!
Rank #3: Episode 4: Jingle All the Way
In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right?
Rank #4: Episode 3: Con Air
One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches.
Rank #5: Episode 11: Torque
"I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies".