Rank #1: Episode 6: Mortal Kombat
"If Max chooses Viking Schwarzenegger, I'm quitting this podcast" - Arash Will Arash stay, or will he make good on his promise?? Listen up to find out the thrilling answer to this question and more!
Rank #2: Episode 5: The Happening
What? Noooo. The Sequalizers would never think to take on a movie as bonkers as the Happening. Yet somehow... It happened. Listen to the midscuss the Shamylan magnum opus while pitching their very own sequels!
Rank #3: Episode 4: Jingle All the Way
In a (very belated) Christmas special, we take a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's first and last foray into holiday films, Jingle All the Way. Led by a supporting cast of Sinbad and baby Anakin Skywalker, this film surely can't be bad, right? Right?
Rank #4: Episode 2: Face/Off
Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage pretend to play John Travolta being played by Nicolas Cage? Or vice versa? Perhaps you just wanted your get your fill of CCH Pounder? If any of those statements appeal to you, you are in luck, because in today's episode, we take a look at Face/Off.
Rank #5: Episode 3: Con Air
One of the key members of the vaunted "90's Nic Cage Trilogy", Con Air contains all your key elements- bad accents, great hair, and playful racism. Listen up as the guys try to top the original, with their sequel pitches, bitches.
Rank #6: Episode 1: The Core
In this very first instalment of "The Sequalizers", the guys look at the 2003 magenesium opus known as The Core. Can they pitch a film that trumps the originals ridiculousness? Tune in to find out.
Rank #7: Episode 11: Torque
"I get the distinct impression that Torque tried to be the Fast and Furious of movies, but it ended up being the AIDS of movies".
Rank #8: Episode 10: Furious 7
In a movie franchise that started off as a street-racing action series, Furious 7 comes whirring into the Sequalizers in the grotesque form of some sort of bizarre superhero film. Sheiks! Cars! Drones! This movie has it all.
Rank #9: Episode 9: Street Fighter
Further contributing to the destruction of Arash's childhood- it's a movie that plays out like a fever dream interpretation of the beloved video game... STREET FIGHTER!
Rank #10: Episode 8: Batman And Robin
The gang takes a trip down memory lane back to when Batman WASN'T cool!