Rank #1: Episode 428 - Potty-Mouth Puppets
Garry weighs in on the controversy surrounding Grover's potential potty mouth. Meanwhile, people are using Scarlett Johansson's likeness for especially creepy unauthorized content. Plus, a news story provides the side benefit of giving a new option for what you can do to dispose of your Christmas Tree.
Rank #2: Episode 446 - Overwhelmed With Nonsensical B******t
A group of chimpanzees in Ireland exhibited a shocking level of intelligence in an escape attempt. Meanwhile, a Pennsylvania man is wanted for arson after an exploding toilet burned a house down. Plus, a dog came to an elderly woman's rescue.
Rank #3: Episode 447 - Tech Expert Dan Fedor
Tech Expert Dan Fedor from Nauto joins Garry to talk about a few gadgets that will change your life in 2019, including a device that can help you translate foreign languages in real time and fold-able phones.
Rank #4: Episode 427 - At Midnight Stab Your TV With A Fork
After the success of Poopsie the Unicorn, there may be one thing that might be making a comeback in 2019: The Squatty Potty. Meanwhile, if a crime is committed in your home, you should call the police and not your relatives to help out. Plus, a man learned the hard way that a blowdryer can have a negative effect on a mattress.
Rank #5: Episode 395 - Secret Family Recipe
A high school student decided it was a good idea to give classmates cookies laced with pot and one far more interesting ingredient. Meanwhile, 90% of the world has unattractive feet. Plus, Canadian military members are about to have a lot more fun.
Rank #6: Episode 400 - It's Time To Ban Hand Dryers
An Alabama woman found a stranger in house cooking food and doing laundry. Meanwhile, a costume company is taking some heat for their "Caitlyn Jenner" costume. Plus, a woman in England learned her husband was living an extremely elaborate lie.
Rank #7: Episode 392 - A 5K walk/run this Saturday in Chicago
Dan Kresach discusses Brain Up, an event this Saturday in honor of his daughter, Olivia, to raise funds for brain cancer. Hey a woman found a diamond at a diamond park, imagine that. Are monkeys taking bus driving jobs from humans? Best thing to do when you successfully remove your ankle monitor....keep it to yourself.
Rank #8: Episode 410 - Get Your Kids Vaccinated, You Dope
Another example of someone stealing one of Garry's ideas has popped up in the news. Meanwhile, an elevator in a Chicago highrise gave people a very wild ride. Plus, a man came up with a shoplifting plan that was so stupid it worked.
Rank #9: Episode 394 - Pumpkin Spice Colonoscopy Season
A TV weather forecaster in Minnesota took "Take Your Kid To Work Day" to an entirely new level. Meanwhile, a family argument ended with encased meats being used as weapons, and that's not even the most disturbing family fight story in the news.
Rank #10: Episode 426 - Never Bring A Bear To The Office Christmas Party
Garry had a run-in at the car wash that seems to sum up the world in the wake of the Christmas holiday. Meanwhile, a wrestling match degenerated into a lawsuit after a participant was forced to get a haircut. Plus, robbers got inventive when it came to breaking into a house boat.
Rank #11: Episode 391 - Rita Kreslin with Alliance Against Intoxicated Motorists
Garry checks in with Rita Kreslin from the Alliance Against Intoxicated Motorists to talk about a big fundraiser they are doing this fall. Meanwhile, a man was sighted shaving the calluses off of his feet on a commuter train in New Jersey. Plus, a couple's savings was shredded by their two year old.
Rank #12: Episode 409 - Disconnecting From The World
More tips for attracting a man from 1958. Meanwhile, Jimmy Dean Sausages has come up with a unique way to make their product a part of your holiday celebration. Plus, a man involved in a Moon conspiracy theory has died under mysterious circumstances.
Rank #13: Episode 445 - Nancy Fuller from Food Network
Garry checks in with Food Network host Nancy Fuller. Meanwhile, a man has been driving his pickup truck around with an ill-advised picture on the back of his tailgate. Plus, a restaurant in England has introduced lasagna with a unique new ingredient.
Rank #14: Episode 401 - Happy Halloween!
Garry has a new policy for how to deal with scumbags out there in the world. Meanwhile, a recent series of stories suggest some of us could use a refresher on what should and should not be put into body openings. Plus, an amazing name theory example.
Rank #15: Episode 406 - The Captain Has Turned On The Lactating Sign
A drunk driver did police (And society) a favor by driving himself to them. Meanwhile, a man won the lottery three times in the same day. Plus, a man in California has come up with a hair-raising and stupid way to spend his free time.
Rank #16: Episode 443 - Caravan of Weather Geeks
Garry is having a hard time following the logic of the Governor in Virginia. Meanwhile, a woman in Tennessee led police on a high speed chase and then chugged a beer as police were arresting her. Plus, a woman who thought she was being visited by a ghost turned out to have a bigger problem.
Rank #17: Episode 414 - Guaranteed Happy Ending
A New Jersey family is in a holiday battle with officials over an extravagant Christmas display that attracts hundreds of tourists and could face thousands of dollars in fines. Meanwhile, rich Hollywood stars are obsessed with something called "Penis Facials." Plus, a Missouri office pool found a unique way to use their lottery winnings.
Rank #18: Episode 415 - Attack Of The Giant Squirrels
If you want to have a real Christmas tree this year, it would be best to head to your nearest tree lot as soon as possible. Meanwhile, a giant inflatable Santa ruined the commute for a number of a people. Plus, a new idea for a Christmas ornament that you should probably keep away from kids.
Rank #19: Episode 444 - Is It Possible To Denver Boot A Wheelchair?
The story of the Governor of Virginia continues to get more strange by the day. Meanwhile, a fight broke out at a senior citizen Bingo game, and it just gets weirder from there. Plus, a George Washington impersonator in New Jersey has some controversial ideas.
Rank #20: Episode 425 - Spit Out The Other Side From Christmas
Garry has a connection to someone involved in the new Mary Poppins movie. Meanwhile, Garry wonders how the anti-vaccination craze seems to have caught on so quickly. Plus, zoos seem to have become dens of misery.