Rank #1: Episode 428 - Potty-Mouth Puppets
Garry weighs in on the controversy surrounding Grover's potential potty mouth. Meanwhile, people are using Scarlett Johansson's likeness for especially creepy unauthorized content. Plus, a news story provides the side benefit of giving a new option for what you can do to dispose of your Christmas Tree.
Rank #2: Episode 459 - Ax and the Hatchetmen
The celebrity college scandal continues to dominate the news. Meanwhile, there's lost of bad parenting out there. Plus, Garry and Dan Fedor meet Ax and the Hatchetmen and talks about what it's like trying to make it as a musicians in the digital age.
Rank #3: Episode 427 - At Midnight Stab Your TV With A Fork
After the success of Poopsie the Unicorn, there may be one thing that might be making a comeback in 2019: The Squatty Potty. Meanwhile, if a crime is committed in your home, you should call the police and not your relatives to help out. Plus, a man learned the hard way that a blowdryer can have a negative effect on a mattress.
Rank #4: Episode 460 - The Down Side of A Transient Anus
An Arizona man was arrested after he broke into a woman's home and made tortillas. Meanwhile, a Texas man isn't making friends with any of his neighbors after he decided to paint his entire house pink. Plus, the streak of teachers behaving badly continues.
Rank #5: Episode 395 - Secret Family Recipe
A high school student decided it was a good idea to give classmates cookies laced with pot and one far more interesting ingredient. Meanwhile, 90% of the world has unattractive feet. Plus, Canadian military members are about to have a lot more fun.
Rank #6: Episode 458 - People Are Getting Stupider By The Hour
Footage has surfaced of the woman who was attacked by the jaguar, and it reminds Garry of an iconic movie scene. Meanwhile, a man in Texas took to social media to find customers for his dad's new donut shop. Plus, a mother in Saudi Arabia may have been re-enacting the movie Home Alone.
Rank #7: Episode 400 - It's Time To Ban Hand Dryers
An Alabama woman found a stranger in house cooking food and doing laundry. Meanwhile, a costume company is taking some heat for their "Caitlyn Jenner" costume. Plus, a woman in England learned her husband was living an extremely elaborate lie.
Rank #8: Episode 439 - Tune In For The Latest School Closings
A kid's school science project took a look at one of the most controversial topics in sports. Meanwhile, a man who saved a woman's life learned the valuable skills involved from watching The Office. Plus, if you got an acceptance letter to a college recently, you might want to double check with the school.
Rank #9: Episode 392 - A 5K walk/run this Saturday in Chicago
Dan Kresach discusses Brain Up, an event this Saturday in honor of his daughter, Olivia, to raise funds for brain cancer. Hey a woman found a diamond at a diamond park, imagine that. Are monkeys taking bus driving jobs from humans? Best thing to do when you successfully remove your ankle monitor....keep it to yourself.
Rank #10: Episode 410 - Get Your Kids Vaccinated, You Dope
Another example of someone stealing one of Garry's ideas has popped up in the news. Meanwhile, an elevator in a Chicago highrise gave people a very wild ride. Plus, a man came up with a shoplifting plan that was so stupid it worked.
Rank #11: Episode 394 - Pumpkin Spice Colonoscopy Season
A TV weather forecaster in Minnesota took "Take Your Kid To Work Day" to an entirely new level. Meanwhile, a family argument ended with encased meats being used as weapons, and that's not even the most disturbing family fight story in the news.
Rank #12: Episode 451 - We Need More Googly Eyes In These Tense Days
News coverage of the Jussie Smollett arrest in Chicago go to be pretty absurd. Meanwhile, a man on an AirFrance flight flew from Paris to LA in his underwear. Plus, Garry meets a listener who has turned to a very unique way of finding a kidney donor for his wife.
Rank #13: Episode 426 - Never Bring A Bear To The Office Christmas Party
Garry had a run-in at the car wash that seems to sum up the world in the wake of the Christmas holiday. Meanwhile, a wrestling match degenerated into a lawsuit after a participant was forced to get a haircut. Plus, robbers got inventive when it came to breaking into a house boat.
Rank #14: Episode 391 - Rita Kreslin with Alliance Against Intoxicated Motorists
Garry checks in with Rita Kreslin from the Alliance Against Intoxicated Motorists to talk about a big fundraiser they are doing this fall. Meanwhile, a man was sighted shaving the calluses off of his feet on a commuter train in New Jersey. Plus, a couple's savings was shredded by their two year old.
Rank #15: Episode 409 - Disconnecting From The World
More tips for attracting a man from 1958. Meanwhile, Jimmy Dean Sausages has come up with a unique way to make their product a part of your holiday celebration. Plus, a man involved in a Moon conspiracy theory has died under mysterious circumstances.
Rank #16: Episode 401 - Happy Halloween!
Garry has a new policy for how to deal with scumbags out there in the world. Meanwhile, a recent series of stories suggest some of us could use a refresher on what should and should not be put into body openings. Plus, an amazing name theory example.
Rank #17: Episode 437 - Snow Festival Closed Because of Snow
Garry has drawn the ire of a listener after he complimented the British accent in a recent episode. Meanwhile, Subway had to issue a canned corporate apology after an employee was caught resting their feet on a counter. Plus, another man's odd behavior at a restaurant went completely unnoticed.
Rank #18: Episode 406 - The Captain Has Turned On The Lactating Sign
A drunk driver did police (And society) a favor by driving himself to them. Meanwhile, a man won the lottery three times in the same day. Plus, a man in California has come up with a hair-raising and stupid way to spend his free time.
Rank #19: Episode 441 - Always Obey Your Pizza Cravings
A Maryland man won three different lottery prizes on one day using the same numbers. Meanwhile, some chicken is being recalled because of an unexpected secret ingredient. Plus, a bride came up with a unique addition to her wedding dress.
Rank #20: Episode 414 - Guaranteed Happy Ending
A New Jersey family is in a holiday battle with officials over an extravagant Christmas display that attracts hundreds of tourists and could face thousands of dollars in fines. Meanwhile, rich Hollywood stars are obsessed with something called "Penis Facials." Plus, a Missouri office pool found a unique way to use their lottery winnings.