Rank #1: Held Hough-stage
Rank #2: 50 Shades of Cray
Rank #3: It's Not You, It's Me
Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.
Rank #4: Stassi Schroeder: Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.
Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.
Rank #5: STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.
Rank #6: Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder
Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.
Rank #7: All About That Basic
Rank #8: Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto
Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.
Rank #9: Family Values
Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.
Rank #10: It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder
THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.
Rank #11: Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart
Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!
Rank #12: When in Doute with Kristen Doute
Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.
Rank #13: Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest
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Rank #14: Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'
Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.
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Rank #15: The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'
Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.
Rank #16: Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit
Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!
Rank #17: F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart
Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's a good one, bitches. So relax, take off those wedges, and enjoy.
Rank #18: Housewife Homage
Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.
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Rank #19: Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster
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Rank #20: Everybody's Obsessed With Me
Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.