Rank #1: Episode #2 - Rone V. Wade, Girlfriend in the CIA, and Kleptosexuality
Rone and Francis stumble into an impromptu rap battle ...about abortion? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a woman in the C.I.A.?
Rank #2: Episode #3 - The One That Got Away, Uncrustables, and Five For Fighting.
(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting.
Rank #3: Episode #4 - Punched in the Face, The Chimney Sweep Man, and Dante Does Tickle Porn
Rank #4: Episode #7 - Read Receipts, Yodeling, and College Coke Commandments
What do you mean? Francis met a girl who utilizes text read receipts. Yodeling is attempted, and the top 10 college coke commandments are coined.
Rank #5: Episode #6 - Go Fuck Yourself, Whitesplaining, and Susan Wilde For Congress
You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00) Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress.
Rank #6: Episode #5 - DM Me, Fecal Transplants, and The Story of Gilfy
Francis strikes out at his buddy's wedding but was born to give first man speeches (DM Me) Why go on a juice cleanse when you can put someone else's shit in your ass? (Come Shit in My Ass) Roald Dahl acid inspiration. (The Story of Gilfy)
Rank #7: Episode #8 - The Ballad of Kawhi Leonard, Beauty and The Beast, and I'm a Churro Salesman
Francis likes to get stoned and write songs about NBA star Kawhi Leonard. We also stumbled into some old tunes you know from Beauty and The Beast, and bring you the epic tale of a Father and Son duo who sell churros.
Rank #8: Episode #10 - Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, or is it The Bourne Identity? and Come on Down to Big Willie's
(00:00) We can't remember which movie, so agree to disagree. (24:36) You've never heard of a backhanded compliment until you've been down to Big Willy's.
Rank #9: John McCain's Funeral Song
Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response.
Rank #10: Episode #9 - Everyone Still Remembers Monica Lewinsky, and The Sickle Cell Anthem
(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding.