Rank #1: 03 - Good Plump Bird Fronts
Rank #2: 40 - NoobtFloobx and Choobll
Rank #3: 23 - Badorf Abba Dus Beebess!
Rank #4: 62 - BONK BONK
Hank and Katherine talk toads and CATS and eggs and astrology and, yes, despite all of our efforts to the contrary….Gushers.
Rank #5: 64 - i have an IDENTITY
There's some really good stuff in here, I think. When it comes to bad news on Twitter...and big news...and things that we have lots of thoughts about, sometimes we have to ask if we're the ones who should be talking, or if we're the ones who should be listening. And also, I have big questions about the antagonism some people have to difference, whether that's mushroom allergies or immigrants. But also hopefully it is funny?
Rank #6: 61 - Alan, You're a Go for Pee Pee
In which Katherine has strong opinions about FaceApp that Hank would like to officially distance himself from...and also we're very worried about America, but only briefly, because how the hell do you interface with this ugliness? Also, meal kits, grebes, and diapers in space!
Rank #7: 08 - A Solid Meh
Rank #8: 04 - Who Viples The Piples?
Rank #9: 05 - The Despacito Situation
Rank #10: 39 - We Humbly Apologize to The Smiths
Rank #11: 07 - Viral Butt Wiggles
Rank #12: 24 - You is Meat, Todd
Rank #13: 20 - That's a Booby!
Rank #14: 44 - Duodenum
Rank #15: 53 - 600 Boxes of Gushers
In which Hank accidentally buys 600 boxes of Gushers. Also, let's talk about spoilers, your luxury face bones, book titles, and the Ant-Man theory.
Rank #16: 47 - Ugh....
Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.
Rank #17: 09 - The Arnold Facepalmer
Rank #18: 63 - One of Your Tastemaker Friends
Hank and Katherine start off with some real fun! Number neighbors turn out to have been a really wholesome Twitter thing. But then everything went sour and suddenly things sucked again. Damnit.
Rank #19: 46 - Missoula Montana's Bar Scene
Rank #20: 58 - Deleted by the Sun
Near the end of this episode we take a weird turn, so hopefully that isn't too jarring. Basically, Katherine and I accidentally stumbled across the podcast/journal of a 12 year old girl and it was weirdly unsettling and emotional!
But also, lots of fun is had...we talk body hair and Keanu Reeves and old internet and fart terms.