OwlTail

Cover image of More Morgellons

More Morgellons

Got the Morgies? You need a laugh. And we need answers. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Popular episodes

All episodes

Read more

Got the Morgies? You need a laugh. And we need answers. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Morgellons in Australia

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal shares the inconclusive proof that people can arrive at really crazy conclusions when their premises are incoherent and mutually exclusive. “This is the science. It’s nuts.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 31 2022

11mins

Play

Shared Psychotic Disorder

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal kicks this episode off with a Kansas parody but thankfully does not talk about dust again, instead making her case for her claim that morgies don’t suffer from shared psychotic disorder. “It’s the dust in the wind.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 29 2022

19mins

Play

Morgellons Research

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal discusses capital T truth and the emerging insights provided by her survey of 92 morgellons patients. She keeps threatening to create a temporal geospatial Morgellons outbreak map, but the sound of mind are dubious. “I’ve taken mad science to a whole new level of madness y’all.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 27 2022

29mins

Play

The #1 Clinical Expert in Morgellons

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal patiently explains for the thousandth time why phonies who exploit desperate people for personal financial gain should be exposed and then ignored. “Send all cash, money orders and personal checks henceforth to More Morgellons@gmail.com And Cc the Dept. of Beer Money” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 23 2022

16mins

Play

Morgellons: Biowarfare 1.0

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal delves deeper into a familiar trope and concludes inconclusively on the etiology of Morgellon’s Disease. Music by The Worms.

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 19 2022

17mins

Play

Aerosolized Nanotechnology: Morgellons

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal and cohost have a friendly debate on the merits of the morg conspiracy theory of the week.

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 17 2022

34mins

Play

Soft Bots of Morgellons

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal assures listeners she’s not nuts while describing the moving, fiber optical hairs that are glowing green and pink and growing from her head, as she is now a reptilian cyborg humanoid. “I prefer the pronoun it.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 14 2022

17mins

Play

Morgellons: Rare Genetic Disorder

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal travels back to the year 2007 when the NIH rare disease catalogue included a reference to Morgellons that was subsequently deleted after being made public. “Fishier than a Wuhan wet market y’all!” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 12 2022

20mins

Play

Embalmer Expose: Covid Shot Clots

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal ties two sketchy stories together in an amalgam of truth-like tales and unanswered questions. “Morgs found in Morgues. Duh.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 10 2022

25mins

Play

Morgellons: Wood Parasites

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal challenges the online theory that morgellons is caused by something other than aliens. “It’s clearly aliens (this week) y’all.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 06 2022

19mins

Play

Morgellons: Mass Psychogenic Illness

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal simultaneously busts myths and spreads misinformation about subjects of which she knows little. “Prove me wrong, I am your rhesus monkey CDC.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Oct 03 2022

29mins

Play

Armed Forces Institute of Pathology

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal reveals her “other disease” funnymynn’s syndrome, rants about dogs, and travels back to 2005 when the closure of AFIP was announced. “Your pets are my peeves.” -CC Music performed by the The Worms.

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 29 2022

10mins

Play

Excess Deaths in the West

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal jumps right into this episode about excess deaths during the pandemic era with a parody song about the covert warfare tactics possibly being carried out by the CCP and its friends. “And on the taxpayer dime?” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 28 2022

12mins

Play

Secular Stigmata

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal breaks the fourth wall, gets attacked by a pit bull, receives a miracle and loses her driving privileges. “And again I was humbled before I was empowered.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 24 2022

11mins

Play

Morgellons: Biofilament or Designer Fiber?

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal waffles on biofilms, adds another tune to an astonishingly large and cringeworthy catalogue of morgellon-inspired musical numbers and invites doubters to, “saddle up, bring your scope, sit down and take a look.”

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 19 2022

18mins

Play

Delusional Parasitosis in Iraq

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal goes to the Middle East to visit 21 women misdiagnosed with DP which was described in a poorly conceived observational study from June 2022. “I’m big in Kazakastan y’all.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 15 2022

38mins

Play

Morgellons Data Desert

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal laments the data desert that is Morgellons disease while taking listeners on a guided tour up the scientific stairway to the heaven of most probable, provisional truth. Special cameo appearance of Patient Zero, who happens to be CC’s “second best-looking ex” after Tomfi Tomf Tomf Tomf.

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 13 2022

16mins

Play

Biblical Maladies of the Modern Day: Morgellons

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal tells the story of Job, who she claims also had morgs after being subjected to a satanic curse with a dash of toxic desert dust. Almost as incomprehensible as Job’s suffering is Crystal’s foghorn leghorn impersonation in this episode. “Amen.” -CC

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 09 2022

9mins

Play

Crowdsourcing Research Morgellons

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal kicks off a brand new season of More Morgellons with exciting news about new research coming straight from the source, the Morgies!

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Sep 07 2022

16mins

Play

Morgellons Stage Two

Podcast cover
Read more
Crystal celebrates and mourns the two year anniversary of this podcast with her constant companion. Music by Crystal Clear and The Worms.

---

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/message
Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/more-morgellons/support

Aug 24 2022

19mins

Play