Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE the worst? So far it’s 2-2 us-them WORST. Make sure you @ us and break the tie!!

#79 THE WORST w/ (redacted) & (redacted)

Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do you cancel your family when they say dumb racist shit? And last but not least, is the real problem the cancelled or the CANCELLER? (Tommy &amp; Keren argued about the spelling of "cancelled"; Keren won, but whose side are you on?)

#78 CANCELLED w/ @pels.pies

Brandon Collins

Jabari Brisport

Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don’t fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport help us solve race and Milo but we do most of the work!!!

#77 REPARATIONS w/ Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport

Raanan Hershberg

Dani Zoldan

Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us that a tight 5 means a short set and not your fisting hand. Is comedy is an apocalypse career? Is Trump is a global warming president? Was Raanan’s first beej his best beej? In conclusion, HOLOCAUST!

#76 APOCALPYSE w/ Raanan Hershberg & Dani Zoldan

ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Maples Trump is a sex act, and lastly, the way a Jew screws Tommy is NOT the same as how Tommy screws a Jew!

#75 WOLF w/ Keren & Tommy

Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cancelled but Mel Gibson isn’t? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on forever?

#74 DEFAULT YES w/ Keren & Tommy

Marie Faustin

Sydnee Washington

Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey)

#73 UNCLE GEORGEOUS w/ Marie Faustin And Sydnee Washington

David Goldberg

Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true New Yorkers amphibians (hybrid switchy toppy bottoms)? There’s only one way to find out!!! Tell us what you think @unhireableshow!

#72 JONBENÉT MITZVAH w/ David Goldberg

What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!!

#71 GOING FULL HOGG w/ “Doug”

School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist, and yet everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

#70 RISE OF THE ASSHOLE w/ Keren And Tommy

Comic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malley are both power tops who co-host Unhireable, the biological child of the podcast Race Wars. Every week, Keren and Tommy talk to fellow smart attention seekers about the culture. You're welcome.

The WORST episode

This is the anyhole of podcasts, keep doing what you&#39;re doing

ANYHOLE

Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley

Sarah Schulman

Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich??  Decide for yourself!!!Round table: Israel is bad!  Trump is scary!  These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied.Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer.

Feedback: Is a hot dog a sandwich??  Decide for yourself!!!<br>Round table: Israel is bad!  Trump is scary!  These issues are resolved on the show and everyone leaves satisfied.<br>Rapid Fired: Sarah loves this game and wishes it were longer.

#3 CONFLICT IS NOT ABUSE w/ Sarah Schulman

Kurt Metzger

What segments?? Some light fascism, black lives matter, Kanye, Rapid Fired, more black lives, more mattering, smoke weed erryday.

#4 MARIJUANA w/ Kurt Metzger

Dante Nero

Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump’s problem is he’s not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled betas who don’t try; in relationships, someone has to be the man?

#47 BEIGE DR. PHIL w/ Dante Nero

It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniversary of fighting as strangers online! We check in after Charlottesville, Tommy insists that Jews and blacks hate each other despite being neither, and lastly, Rapid Fired is the window to the gross little soul.

#40 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERROD w Keren & Tommy

Akeem Browder

Anthony Beckford

Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

#36 EDUCATED BLACK MAN w/ Akeem Browder & Anthony Beckford

Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder

#67 THERE’S NO “WE” IN ABORTION w/ Chandler

Is Ann Coulter a Nazi?  Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people?  Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie).

Is Ann Coulter a Nazi?  Does Cindy Brady’s dick hate trans people?  <br>Round table: Can we even talk about Cindy Brady’s dick in Trump’s America? Rapid Fired: Marry/ fuck/ kill the table, Trump’s cabinet, Ivanka (don’t lie).

#5 COMEDY OUTLIERS w/ Comedy Outliers

Erick Hellwig

Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white.

#37 ENEMY OF THE SHOW w/ Erick Hellwig

Usama Siddiquee

Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid Rock the politician is the best thing that ever happened and also the end of the world.

#44 USAMA BIN LAUGHIN w/ Usama Siddiquee

Chrissie Mayr

Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking!

#68 IT WAS MEANT TO (PLAN) B w/ Chrissie Mayr

Sarah York

Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid to talk to black people, and Keren racistly argues that everyone can be and is be a racist.

#41 UR POLITICS R ANNOYING w/ Sarah York

Tommy &amp; Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy &amp; Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo).

#38 GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM w/ G2G Tommy & White Keren

Eli Sairs

Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don’t sag

#69 BEN RAPELISBERGER w/ Eli Sairs

This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin.

This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on <a href="http://Patreon.com/unhireable" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com/unhireable</a>). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin.

#42 BONUS JONUS w/ Lacretta

David Lutken

David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger.

#39 WOODY SEZ w/ David Lutken

Tyler Coates

Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thing in America; everyone yells about whether it's racist to not wanna hear a white person blorble on about race; if everything's crazy, then nothing's crazy (but everything is crazy tho).

#46 FREE SPEECH w/ Tyler Coates

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