Ranked #1
Episode 69: How to Make the Perfect Porno (feat. Are We Friends)
Episode 69: How to Make the Perfect Porno (feat. Are We Friends)
Warning: As you can see by the title of this episode, there are some strong sexual themes in this one. You should've exp... Read more
20 Oct 2018
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55mins
Ranked #2
Episode 75: How to Create a Superhero
Episode 75: How to Create a Superhero
WHAM! POW! That’s the sound of your podcast app notification telling you to listen to this weeks episode of Downtime wit... Read more
28 Aug 2019
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53mins
Ranked #3
Episode 72: How to Give the Best Presents
Episode 72: How to Give the Best Presents
This episode is dedicated to our favorite older brother Kit Downey! It's his birthday on December 24th, so we just wante... Read more
23 Dec 2018
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52mins
Ranked #4
Episode 71: How to Be in a Relationship (ft. Samantha Jones)
Episode 71: How to Be in a Relationship (ft. Samantha Jones)
Emily is still gone, so John is begging everyone else around him to record an episode with him. His amazing girlfriend o... Read more
1 Dec 2018
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51mins
Ranked #5
Episode 73: How to Come Back
Episode 73: How to Come Back
We're back.Significant talking points include: Making the greatest comeback anyone has ever seen, How to lose all your f... Read more
13 Aug 2019
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41mins
Ranked #6
Episode 68: How to Replace Your Sister
Episode 68: How to Replace Your Sister
We're back! In this one, John is auditioning some talent to replace Emily for betraying him and the podcast by moving to... Read more
5 Oct 2018
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52mins
Ranked #7
Episode 114: How to Start a Network
Episode 114: How to Start a Network
Like Megazord herself, we have teamed up with our friends to create one big marketing ploy, I mean network. We made a po... Read more
27 May 2020
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50mins
Ranked #8
Episode 113: How to Give a Commencement Speech
Episode 113: How to Give a Commencement Speech
The Downeys are most likely never going to be asked to give a commencement speech for real so this was mostly just a fun... Read more
20 May 2020
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44mins
Ranked #9
Episode 111: How to Eat a Whole Cake
Episode 111: How to Eat a Whole Cake
Lose a bet? Accepting a dare? Get in trouble at school and don’t wanna get sent to the Chokey? Then you need these tips ... Read more
6 May 2020
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56mins
Ranked #10
Episode 109: How to Pretend to Be Busy
Episode 109: How to Pretend to Be Busy
We all have our tricks for looking busy in the workplace to get through those slower days without anyone getting on your... Read more
21 Apr 2020
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47mins
Ranked #11
Episode 103: How to Be in a Relationship (Double Date!)
Episode 103: How to Be in a Relationship (Double Date!)
We done done it again, folks! But this time we brought some friends over for a little double date to talk relationship d... Read more
10 Mar 2020
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54mins
Ranked #12
Episode 100: How to Fill the Down-Time Capsule
Episode 100: How to Fill the Down-Time Capsule
“East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jo... Read more
18 Feb 2020
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1hr 5mins
Ranked #13
Episode 99: How to Win at Trivia
Episode 99: How to Win at Trivia
What’s my favorite part of trivia? Thank you for asking. It’s the free pens.Our 100th Episode is NEXT WEEK! We’re doing ... Read more
11 Feb 2020
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57mins
Ranked #14
Episode 98: How to Cancel a Subscription
Episode 98: How to Cancel a Subscription
How much money have you thrown away because you were too late to cancel a subscription after a free trial? I’m pretty su... Read more
4 Feb 2020
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51mins
Ranked #15
Episode 95: How to Stay Motivated
Episode 95: How to Stay Motivated
Quick TW for people who get squeamish at the mention of blood, We talk about blood like WAY more than anyone thought we ... Read more
15 Jan 2020
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53mins
Ranked #16
Episode 89: How to Ask Sarah to the Winter Formal
Episode 89: How to Ask Sarah to the Winter Formal
Some people have criticized this show for not being personal enough. "The topics are too broad!" they say. Well, how do ... Read more
3 Dec 2019
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51mins
Ranked #17
Episode 88: How to Be Friends
Episode 88: How to Be Friends
You may be thinking, “Hey, that’s not those two lovely siblings that my sensitive ears are so attuned to.” and you’d be ... Read more
26 Nov 2019
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1hr
Ranked #18
Episode 87: How to Score 1,000 Goals
Episode 87: How to Score 1,000 Goals
The year; 1969. The place; Rio de Janeiro. Pele readies a penalty kick while 125,000 people cheer him on. Not just his f... Read more
20 Nov 2019
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53mins
Ranked #19
Episode 86: How to Combat the Big S.A.D.
Episode 86: How to Combat the Big S.A.D.
Don’t worry, be happy. That’s a song that Bobby McFerrin hates. But we’re fans ‘round these parts. If the cold weather h... Read more
12 Nov 2019
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52mins
Ranked #20
Episode 85: How to Be a Wizard
Episode 85: How to Be a Wizard
Happy Birthday, Emily! In honor of Emily’s birthday, we’re talking about a topic that is near and dear to our favorite s... Read more
5 Nov 2019
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58mins