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This addictive and informative, one-of-a-kind true crime podcast details crime and court activity in New York City. Hosted by comedian Pat Dixon.

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This addictive and informative, one-of-a-kind true crime podcast details crime and court activity in New York City. Hosted by comedian Pat Dixon.

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Wish I was Slovakian but I’m a Kentuckian

By Dfreilly78 - Jan 22 2020
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Best funny show that doesn’t pander to the lowest point. Intelligent and a laugh a minute

One of my favorites

By Bgrady24 - Dec 27 2019
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Pat is the man, funny as they come. He even replies to emails which is pretty cool.

iTunes Ratings

705 Ratings
Average Ratings
549
26
7
16
107

Wish I was Slovakian but I’m a Kentuckian

By Dfreilly78 - Jan 22 2020
Read more
Best funny show that doesn’t pander to the lowest point. Intelligent and a laugh a minute

One of my favorites

By Bgrady24 - Dec 27 2019
Read more
Pat is the man, funny as they come. He even replies to emails which is pretty cool.
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The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Latest release on Jun 01, 2020

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This addictive and informative, one-of-a-kind true crime podcast details crime and court activity in New York City. Hosted by comedian Pat Dixon.

Rank #1: Guy attempts suicide-by-cop after testing positive for coronavirus

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## NYCCR -- APRIL 3 -- 28/2020 TALEEB STARKES, BEN MANNES

POLICE ARE QUESTIONING A PERSON OF INTEREST IN THE SUBWAY FIRE THAT KILLED A CONDUCTOR ON THE EXPRESS BRONX-BOUND 2-TRAIN AND INJURED 16 OTHERS. NATHANIAL AVINGER HAS 39 PRIOR ARRESTS....

DEEP IN VAST, MYSTERIOUS SUFFOLK COUNTY, A CAT WAS BEHEADED, THE POLICE HAVE NO LEADS AND IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION RELATED TO THE DECAPITATION OF THIS CAT CALL 1-800 ANU-MBER.

POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING THE DEATH OF A 62-YR-OLD MAN FOUND SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR DEAD AT THE LAST STOP OF THE ASTORIA-DITMARS-BOUND N TRAIN AT 4:30am.

AN ACCUSED METH DEALER CAUGHT A BREAK BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS WHEN A SOFT-HEARTED FEDERAL JUDGE LET HIM TAKE HOUSE ARREST TO AVOID THE RESPIRATORY AILMENT. WHEN THE MAN IMMEDIATELY CUT OFF HIS ANKLE BRACELET, HE WAS RETURNED TO COURT AND TOSSED IN JAIL TO AWAIT TRIAL.

DECEASED INTERNATIONAL CHILD SEX-TRAFFICKER TO THE ELITE JEFFREY EPSTEIN BROUGHT NOW-CONVICTED RAPIST, THEN-POWERFUL HOLLYWOOD FILM MOGUL, HARVEY WEINSTEIN AROUND TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG LADIES IN HIS STABLE OF YOUNG HOOKERS, BUT GOT ANNOYED WHEN WEINSTEIN TRIED TO FUCK HIS FAVORITE PIECE OF ASS. TRUE STORY.

A 55-YR-OLD MAN WHO HAD JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS WAS SHOT BY POLICE WHEN THE MAN CALLED 911 ON HIMSELF IN AN ATTEMPTED SUICIDE BY COP.

NEW YORK CITY DOCTORS SAY AN APPRECIABLE NUMBER OF VIRUS-STRICKEN PATIENTS HAVE BEEN COUGHING AT, SPITTING ON, VERBALLY ABUSING STAFF MEMBERS AND TRASHING LOBBIES AS MEDICAL PERSONNEL TRY TO HELP THEM.

VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HOSPITAL STAFF LOADING BODIES INTO AN OUTDOOR REFRIGERATED TRAILER HAS EMERGED.

A JUDGE TOSSED ASSAULT CHARGES AGAINST TWO NAIL SALON WORKERS WHO WHACKED CUSTOMERS WITH BROOMSTICKS WHEN SHIRLEY THOMAS BECAME CONFRONTATIONAL OVER HER DISSATISFACTION WITH A $5 NAILJOB. THE FIGHT HEIGHTENED TENSIONS BETWEEN THE CHINESE AND BLACK COMMUNITY IN FLATBUSH.

FOR LINKS TO THESE STORIES, VIDEOS, MERCHANDISE AND MORE, GO TO CRIMEREPORT.NYC.

Apr 03 2020

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Rank #2: 267 NYCCR - GAVIN McINNES

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NEW YORK CITY CRIME STORIES - RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES OF THE BLOOD-SPLATTERED PAGES OF THE NYC TABLOID PRESS - AND REPORTED WITH IRREVERENCE, INELEGANCE AND UTTER DISREGARD FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE TRUTH. 

- A 100,000 POUND TRAIN CAR BARRELS INTO HOBOKEN STATION.

- A CROSS-DRESSING HOOKER'S CORPSE, DISCOVERED IN THE TRUNK OF A 2010 NISSAN SENTRA. (QUEENS)

- A VINDICTIVE WIFE TATTLES ON HER BIGAMIST, CHURCH DEACON HUSBAND, POSSIBLY AFTER SEEING PICS OF HIM WITH HIS SECRET WIFE ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE.

- AND MUCH, MUCH MORE. WITH GAVIN MCINNES.

ALL SUSPECTS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. ALL STORIES TRUE AS REPORTED IN THE NY TIMES, NY POST, NY DAILY NEWS, DNAINFO.COM AND OTHER SOURCES.

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Oct 07 2016

58mins

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Rank #3: 20 Miles of Bad Road

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  • The Strangler Slapper Tapper evades indictment and the city is unhappy.
  • A guy suffocates his girlfriend for being pregnant. THEN, he does the unthinkable. 
  • An NYPD cop busted for conspiracy to molest a one-year-old. 
  • Chris Laker is my guest. 

Dec 11 2014

38mins

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Rank #4: GAVIN MCINNES, EP 235

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EPISODE 225 WITH GAVIN MCINNES

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

NEW YORK CITY CRIMES RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES OF THE BLOOD-SPLATTERED TABLOID PRESS. 

DISCUSSED WITH CO-FOUNDER OF VICE GAVIN MCINNES

Dec 03 2015

1hr 5mins

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Rank #5: Crime And...?

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episode 3 of 2020

New York City's latest - True Crime, Current Events, Interesting Suicides, Hypocritical Statements and Outlandish Media Lies.

guest Jessica Rontundi keeps it sexy.

Jan 05 2020

29mins

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Rank #6: 254 with GAVIN McINNES

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GUEST GAVIN McINNES AND PAT DIXON DISCUSS NEWS SURROUNDING NYC CRIME AND COURT ACTIVITY. 

A MAN IN BROOKLYN ATTACKED BY SEVEN PITBULLS WHO NEARLY CHEWED HIS ARM OFF. HE'S BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY. 

A TEENAGE PROSTITUTION RING IN A BRAWL IS FIRED UPON BY A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STAR WHO STILL MANAGES TO WIN THE GAME DESPITE THE ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGES. 

A BRONX MAN ON TRIAL FOR SMASHING A CHAIR OVER THE HEADS OF TWO HOMOSEXUAL MEN AT A CHELSEA BBQ JOINT. 

NYPD COMMISSIONER BILL BRATTON PERSONALLY OVERSEES THE CRUSHING OF DOZENS OF ILLEGAL DIRT BIKES AND FOUR-WHEELERS.

GUEST: GAVIN McINNES. 

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. 

May 22 2016

1hr 19mins

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Rank #7: Blush Gentleman's Club takes on Cuomo in fight for life

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The owner of BLUSH Gentleman's Club in Commack, Long Island has filed suit against Gov. Cuomo for unlawfully shutting down his business, while meanwhile the business isn't eligible for for loans by the federal Paycheck Protection Plan.

“In times of crises such as these, it is particularly discriminatory in that certain businesses will continue and others who deal with subjects the Government does not favor… will be dealt the hand of business death, aces and eights,” the documents state.

A gunman held up a Kip's Bay laundromat, and is still on the loose.

A career subway thief was sprung from Rikers due to WuhanV concerns, and has now been rearrested for smoking that K2. He's also suspected in a newsstand robbery which netted $5K worth of .... what?

2 women stole $13,000 worth of wigs; a shooter was arrested and found to have an inactive hand grenade; Tekashi69 dropped a new video days after being released from behind bars.

May 13 2020

47mins

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Rank #8: MASTURBATING IN JAIL

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ON EPISODE 177

- A SCHIZOPHRENIC UNCLE POURS BOILING OIL ON HIS NIECE.

- A CABBIE IS ACCUSED OF RAPING A PASSENGER.

- A FEMALE TEACHER'S AIDE IS ACCUSED OF RAPING A STUDENT. 

WITH DEFENSE ATTORNEY JIM POLK OF MAZZEI AND POLK. 

Feb 12 2015

52mins

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Rank #9: 299 Jim Polk (NYC criminal defense attorney)

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. THE GREENPOINT RAPE CASE. A WOMAN WAS DRAGGED INTO A PORTAPOTTY AND MOUTHRAPED...OR WAS SHE? 

2. A 23-YR-OLD MAN ON HIS WAY TO COURT, FOLLOWS A TEEN INTO AN ELEVATOR AND MASTURBATES ONTO HER.

3. A NIGERIAN NATIONAL STEALS A $10 MANSION. 

MUCH MORE.

With FAVORITE GUEST AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW, JIM POLK.

May 21 2017

1hr 11mins

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Rank #10: 282 Gavin McInnes ATTACKED

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Controversial writer and performer Gavin McInnes was attacked before his appearance at NYU by Anti-Freedom (antifa) operatives along with some students who protested the event.

The following day, I spoke with Gavin at the Compound Media studio in Manhattan.

Feb 05 2017

1hr 1min

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Rank #11: Joe Lozito: No Special Relationship

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Joe Lozito was riding the 3 train to work when a guy suddenly stabbed him in the face. It turned out the guy who stabbed him was a spree killer who was wanted for 4 murders, and every cop in the NYPD was on high alert. 

Joe was able to subdue the mad killer. Two uniformed cops stood by the whole time and did nothing to intervene. Joe was stabbed 7 times in his struggle with Gelman, and cops were painfully slow to secure medical attention after it was over. Joe nearly died. 

All in all, it was an appalling display of police work which nearly cost a husband and father of 2 his life. 

A corrupt judge helped ensure that Joe's suit against the city wouldn't go forward. For saving an untold number of lives by taking down a killer when the police wouldn't, Joe never received so much as a thank you.

This podcast is dedicated to the Subway Hero: Joe Lozito. 

Mar 18 2015

1hr 34mins

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Rank #12: SEX WORKER, SEX CRIME - MARYJEAN'S STORY

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MARYJEAN VARGAS REPORTED TO POLICE THAT STEELO BRIM OF MTV'S RIDICULOUSNESS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER. 

HER STORY WILL ASTOUND YOU! 

MARYJEAN TELLS THE STORY OF HER SEXUAL ASSAULT IN THIS UNCUT INTERVIEW.  

Jun 03 2015

43mins

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Rank #13: CENTRAL PARK 5

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nyccr ep. 417

A teacher is in court after her fiery chemical fuck-up melted a kid's ears off; the fictionalized Netflix series about the Central Park 5 is pointlessly ruining lives; much more

with ex-exterminator Larry Izzo

Jun 13 2019

37mins

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Rank #14: 209 NYC CRIME REPORT with Ari Shaffir

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 with guest Ari Shaffir from Skeptic Tank

Jul 16 2015

42mins

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Rank #15: Murder. New York City. True crime.

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

EASILY OFFENDED, KEEP IT MOVING, NOT FOR YOU.

host - Pat dixon

guest - filmmaker Vilan Trub

May 10 2020

1hr 2mins

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Rank #16: 304 - WRONG WOMAN NOT TO RAPE

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A GUY IS CHARGED WITH FELONY RAPE AFTER GETTING INTO THE WRONG ROOMMATE'S BED.

2. AFTER A THREESOME GONE BAD, A GUY IS KILLED IN AN ATTEMPTED MURDER GONE WRONG.

3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, A DUMBO MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT AFTER S&M SESSION WITH ONLINE HOOK-UP.

Seth Barron (Associate Editor City Journal, @NYCCouncilWatch)

next week... Meet the disgusting judge with "diarrhea running down her leg." 

Jun 26 2017

1hr 21mins

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Rank #17: Be NICE

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This week...

Hank Gallo makes an appearance to discuss crime and court activity in New York City. Topics include:

1. The NYPD turns to Patrick Swayze for training pointers.

2. A dog-bit neighbor takes a woman to court who threw dog poop on him.

3. An accused child molester acts as his own attorney in court so he can personally cross-examiner the victim, his son. 

... and much more. 

The latest NYC Crime dispatch from the show that gives you a reason to live. 

Feb 26 2015

45mins

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Rank #18: 303 ONLY TRUE THINGS

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A cut-and-paste kiddie porn collage perv is rearrested for violating his probation. One guess what for.

2. Sgt. Hugh Barry's indictment is bullshit.

3. A Long Island man sentenced to 60 years for receiving made-to-order child porn from a woman in Ukraine. 

and much more.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor of City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)

Jun 19 2017

1hr 10mins

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Rank #19: JOKE MAN with Jackie Martling

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JACKIE MARTLING JOINS HOST PAT DIXON AS WE DISCUSS.... 

A woman whose mudered newborn was found in her bag as she shoplifted at Victoria's Secret was indicted for murder.

Staten Island's Teflon Tom in a bizarre two-hour police stand off.

A woman who was shunned by her family for leaving her tight-knit Hasidic community in Brooklyn, jumps off a rooftop bar in Manhattan. She symbolically jumped east in the direction of Jerusalem. 

And much more.

SPECIAL GUEST JACKIE MARTLING 

Aug 03 2015

46mins

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Rank #20: 351 - ARTIE LANGE "Wanna Bet?"

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351 - Conversation with Artie Lange - A DEAD GUY FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE, A HOOKER STEALS HIS CREDIT CARDS, SHE'S NABBED FOR IDENTITY THEFT.  - WORKING IN LA, MAD TV, MAKING $10 GRAND A WEEK, DOING DRUGS, OWING $30 GRAND TO A FORGOTTEN BOROUGH BOOKIE, BETTING ON SMOKING DURING A STONES CONCERT.  - SKYLINE COMEDY CLUB, RACISM, GROWING UP SORT OF RACIST, DEREK JETER, PLAYBOY MODEL WITH A SCAR, BANGING HER.  - THE ROLLING STONES, THE DOORS, ARTIE OPENED FOR MOLLY HATCHET, THE YANKEES, THE GIANTS, PEPPER JOHNSON, LAWRENCE TAYLOR. - PETE DAVIDSON, SNL, GAMBLING, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, THE N-WORD. 

FROM THE SMALLEST ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, COMES A SHOW THAT GIVES YOU A REASON TO LIVE.

host Pat dixon @patdixon, crimereport.nyc, subscribe on Apple Podcasts

special guest Artie Lange

Sep 23 2018

1hr 11mins

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what a riot

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More later, so many stories

Jun 01 2020

37mins

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People's Enemy No.1: The Central Park Dog Walker, Karen.

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Karen, the Central Park Dog Walker, Public Enemies No.'s 1-5, KaronaVirus, whatever you want to call her, has found herself in a rapidly-accelerating, socially-engineered media-driven conveyance to international infamy.

She lost her job, her pet and her Social Credit Score.

The viral video in which she called the police on a black man in the Ramble of Central Park showed a fairly ugly side of her personality, but is it possible that she might've had some seemingly legit reason to fear the stranger who insisted that she leash her dog?

Was she 100% in the wrong? It turns out, no. The whole story here about these two nitwits, plus coverage of the hysteria which has now led to death threats, new hate crime legislation and a probe by the New York City Commission on Human Rights.

May 28 2020

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Dumb Day Afternoon

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A bank robber puts a knife to the throat of the manager after the lady bank teller sasses and rebuffs his demand for cash, then makes off with thousands.

Vietnam vet stabbed to death during a Zoom support group meeting, nearly decapitated by his son in front of 20 horrified witnesses.

more fk'd up crime and plague updates.

May 26 2020

45mins

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Murder settles gay spat as houseguest mangles balls, dick of old friend TRUE CRIME in NEW YORK CITY

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True crime doesn't get any truer than New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon. Standup comic Pat Dixon hosts the shit out of this long-running and highly irreverent podcast detailing various aspects of crime in America's Largest City (World's loneliest town).

Here's the problem with a lot of "true crime" shows, they're not happening NOW. They serialize it, dragging out a story over several episodes. They talk about stuff that happened years ago. They bullshit you with spooky music and moralize, speculate, drop hints, take themselves too seriously or waste your time with ads and, I don't know, they mostly suck, that's how I feel.

In continuous production since 2011, NYCCR was one of the FIRST True Crime podcasts and is still the ONLY show devoted to reporting the crime happening NOW in New York City, including murders, robberies, rapes, and social-distancing violations, and it's generally funny or at least disrespectful.

Easily offended? it's not for you. Not easily offended? I don't believe you, go listen to My Favorite Murder, you donkey.

Still here? Okay, you're cool, go ahead, hope you enjoy, subscribe, share, rate, review, repeat. The show's ad-free, help me out at Patreon.com/PatDixonNYC

May 20 2020

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SHOOTINGS up nearly 200% -- New York City -- TRUE CRIME -- MURDER

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Gangland SHOOTOUTS are driving a near 200% increase in SHOOTINGS citywide.

Mayor Bill de Blasio grows TESTY when the remarkable stat is even mentioned, doing what he does best: Taking credit he didn't earn, and deflecting blame that he did.

Pat Dixon w/ Thomas Paladino

May 19 2020

30mins

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Blush Gentleman's Club takes on Cuomo in fight for life

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The owner of BLUSH Gentleman's Club in Commack, Long Island has filed suit against Gov. Cuomo for unlawfully shutting down his business, while meanwhile the business isn't eligible for for loans by the federal Paycheck Protection Plan.

“In times of crises such as these, it is particularly discriminatory in that certain businesses will continue and others who deal with subjects the Government does not favor… will be dealt the hand of business death, aces and eights,” the documents state.

A gunman held up a Kip's Bay laundromat, and is still on the loose.

A career subway thief was sprung from Rikers due to WuhanV concerns, and has now been rearrested for smoking that K2. He's also suspected in a newsstand robbery which netted $5K worth of .... what?

2 women stole $13,000 worth of wigs; a shooter was arrested and found to have an inactive hand grenade; Tekashi69 dropped a new video days after being released from behind bars.

May 13 2020

47mins

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GIRL-ON-GIRL ROOMMATE ACTION (TRUE CRIME IN NEW YORK CITY)

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GIRL-ON-GIRL ROOMMATE ACTION!

... as the stress of living in closed quarters leads to a stabbing.

May 11 2020

49mins

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Murder. New York City. True crime.

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

EASILY OFFENDED, KEEP IT MOVING, NOT FOR YOU.

host - Pat dixon

guest - filmmaker Vilan Trub

May 10 2020

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How to GET RAPED and INFLUENCE People. NEW YORK CITY TRUE CRIME

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Man discovers corpse while cleaning out dead mother's freezer.

Flutesy EXPLAINS the best way to turn the tables on your rapist. ENJOY it! Listen as the outspoken flautist shuns rape fantasy for rape reality.

Plus MURDER is up over 2019, despite shelter in place; shootings in Violent Brooklyn; the latest on the ScamDemic.

May 07 2020

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KILLER COUSIN - TRUE CRIME IN NEW YORK CITY

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with guest NYC filmmaker Vilan Trub.

we revisit the case of Pamela Buchbinder who convinced her devoted, bipolar cousin to kill her baby daddy. Buchbinder remains behind bars awaiting trial in the manipulation.

Apr 30 2020

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MAN HACKS MOM to DEATH with MEAT CLEAVER TRUE CRIME

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more on the meat cleaver murder in the next episode "Killer Cousin"

Apr 30 2020

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The Complete "SLAVE" Interview with JOHN McAFEE

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THIS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with JOHN MCAFEE

can now be heard in its entirety.

John McAfee says things we all need to hear. And listen to.

Apr 27 2020

32mins

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WARM, EMOTIONAL PEOPLE

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GET THE LATEST FROM NEW YORK CITY

WARM, EMOTIONAL PEOPLE

THOMAS PALADINO AND I DISCUSS THE GROWING FRUSTRATION WITH LOCKDOWN, THE MAYOR'S DECREE THAT NEW YORKERS SNITCH ON EACH OTHER FOR NOT STANDING FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM EACH OTHER OR NOT WEARING A MASK. HIS 311 LINE WAS PROMPTLY FLOODED WITH DICK  PICS AND SWASTIKAS. FEDS CONSIDER FEDERAL TERRORISM CHARGES FOR THE ACT OF SPITTING ON A PERSON WHILE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS. TWO OLD GUYS BUSTED FOR STEALING ATMS.

LOCKDOWN EPISODE.

Apr 24 2020

51mins

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Man CUTS UP and EATS Father, TRUE CRIME in Violent Brooklyn

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A Brooklyn man murdered his dad and ate his body parts. Will you contribute to his GoFundMe to send him to Palestine? 

A nurse who beat WuhanVirus, beaten by TEENS.

Subway ridership is DOWN 93%. Subway crime, not so much.

guest Seth Barron

Additional content, including classic episodes, unavailable anywhere else at Patreon.com/PatDixonNyc

Apr 20 2020

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SLAVE - bonus MINISODE with John McAfee

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McAfee wraps up our talk by vividly describing slavery in today's world.

subscribe to the New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

artwork by Douglas Nelson (@mrnailsin)

Apr 18 2020

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Clear-eyed Legend, John McAfee

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Speaking with John McAfee, pt 2.

SUBSCRIBE TO NYCCR

artwork by Douglas Nelson (@mrnailsin)

Apr 18 2020

10mins

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John McAfee

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My conversation with the legendary John McAfee.

exclusively on NYCCR

Apr 18 2020

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Armed and Pantsless

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in Queens, an armed pantsless man attempts to force a woman's mouth onto his naked privates at gunpoint, but ends up stealing her purse. How'd she get out of it?

in Manhattan, a guy beats, kicks and chokes a woman after taking cash out of an ATM on Park Ave. South, but ends up stealing her purse.

An article in The Intercept points out a higher rate of CoronaVirus infection among NYPD in service of the claim that NYPD are spreading it in poor communities through aggressive policing.

Meanwhile, 19-yr veteran NYPD detective Ray Abear died this past Monday of Covid-19. He's survived by his wife and two small children. GoFundMe

Apr 16 2020

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CRIMINAL ENHANCEMENT

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A health and wellness guru is STABBED to DEATH in a wine store after being chased two blocks by a knife-wielding, karate expert named Jenzen Fury after she attempted to break off their engagement.

Mayor de Blasio shared the racial breakdown of coronavirus deaths in NYC. Do they indicate that the Chinese Coronavirus is RACIST? If so, should the virus be immediately canceled? Should the extra deaths be charged as hate crimes?

Seth Barron is on hand to discuss this and more.

Apr 12 2020

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WARNING: NOT A CRIME EPISODE! INTERPRETATIONS - EPISODE 01 - RELATIONSHIP QUESTION

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BONUS EPISODE - NOT RELATED TO CRIME

AS promised, I'm presenting content to you now which is NOT crime related. More episodes of New York City Crime Report will be posted within a day or two, with all the coverage of NYC crime on which you've come to depend. THE ONLY THING THAT'S CHANGING IS THAT EXTRA, BONUS, ADDITIONAL CONTENT is being offered to fans for their enjoyment or refusal. This is PART OF A BONUS SERIES IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST, YOU ARE EXCUSED AND MAY LEAVE NOW. See you in a day or two, hope all is well.

This is the first full episode of a series devoted to helping listeners who, through no fault of their own, have been presented with flummoxing statements and wish to know what was meant by them.

It happens to us all. Someone says something to us and after the conversation is ended, it sticks in our mind, verbatim. We play it over in our heads because something seems off, but we can't quite figure out what exactly was meant.

Rules of social etiquette often prohibit you from trying to get clarity. It might've been, say, your boss or someone you'll never see again or maybe someone you don't want to see again. You don't want to open a can of worms, here. Still, it bugs you.

Here's the thing: I KNOW what they meant, and I'll tell you. We all have our own gifts, and parsing language, deducing human motivations, detecting subtext and translating baffling statements if one of mine. It's one I freely share and that's what this show is about.

In this episode, a married guy has separated from his wife and during a text exchange between the two of them, effective communication was not achieved. What are the consequences? Is this even a thing? Most importantly, what did she mean by that?

It will all be answered and then some, and you can listen in as we talk it out during a recent phone call.

Apr 09 2020

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Wish I was Slovakian but I’m a Kentuckian

By Dfreilly78 - Jan 22 2020
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Best funny show that doesn’t pander to the lowest point. Intelligent and a laugh a minute

One of my favorites

By Bgrady24 - Dec 27 2019
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Pat is the man, funny as they come. He even replies to emails which is pretty cool.