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Hot Takes With Hot Dykes

we are real life lesbian ex lovers chunking out 2 hours of time every other week with ya'll to dish the sapphic dirt. queer fantasia, interpreted through a modern lens, self criticism, public engagement. we want to be pushing ourselves to reinterpret, reassess, and reanalyze dyke culture that has been left before us. nothing exists in a vacuum and ya'll know we love to process.clara's insta: claraplutonval's insta: teenbeat_84

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Metamour Megadeth

we are sending you this transmission from paris! woo!  on this fortnightly episode we talk about our experience maneuvering non monogamy EEK!  it's a spicy one <3  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 we love you, stay gay! 

1hr 10mins

14 Nov 2019

Rank #1

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Episode 24: A Conversation with Emilia Ortiz; How To Cope & Conquer

originally broadcast on Monday October 1st 2018 on 104.9 KHUH FM Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode val and clara release a NEW THEME SONG, they discuss how they cope in this political climate, a queerstory on landdykes and rural queer community and broadcast a VERY SPECIAL interview with bruja, spiritual advisor, and motivational speaker Emilia Ortiz! like us on facebook! Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84

2hr

3 Oct 2018

Rank #2

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Episode 33: Lez Talk About S E X

AN EPISODE ON AN OFF WEEK TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK!! this was recorded in our bedroom on a zoom recorder LMAO so the quality isn't going to be as good and it might be a little more quiet than normal. we just wanted to give ya'll the CONTENT that was buzzing in our brains.  on this episode Val and I talk about the intense snow conditions in seattle, the glorification of serial killers, a queerstory on Mabel Hampton & The Harlem Renissance and a maaain body on S E X <3 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez  clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 we love you <3 stay gay! 

1hr 41mins

12 Feb 2019

Rank #3

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Episode 50: Gay Ghosts

this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle  on this fortnightly episode we talk about ghosting, we roast susan sontag, and deeply debrief what's been going on in our lives this october find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84

1hr 29mins

30 Oct 2019

Rank #4

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Episode 14: Sex Ed, Swinging, & Squirting with Allison Moon

originally broadcast on may 15th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle. val and clara are in the studio with sex educator and author Allison Moon!! they talk about love, lust, eating ass, and together we answer the age old question 'am i normal' clara's insta: gayquailman val's insta: teenbeat_84 allison's insta: allison_moon & peep her website girlsex101.com like us on fb ! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez

1hr 43mins

17 May 2018

Rank #5

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Episode 36: Aura/Sign/Lesbian

we are back with another bedroom episode!! <3  we talk about Fergie, QAnon, Val launches a Daylight Saving Time conqueeracy theory & we end on a queerstory about Tove Jansson find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta @realcrissangel val's insta @teenbeat_84 we love you! stay gay! 

1hr 51mins

22 Mar 2019

Rank #6

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Episode 2: Out of the Closets & Into Your Hearts

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH on November 28th 5-7pm PST ;D Val and Clara talk about they came out of the colloquial closet, their deep burning love of Anne Heche & the radicalism of early 1970s lezbian activism. clara's insta: gayquailman val's insta: teenbeat_84 find us on facebook @HotTakesWithHotDykez

1hr 23mins

29 Nov 2017

Rank #7

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Episode 53: We're Your Gay Parents

originally broadcast Monday December 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle  we're back!! we talk about enya, reparenting your inner child and give ya'll a lil non monogamy check in clara's insta @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

1hr 42mins

25 Dec 2019

Rank #8

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Episode 29: Feeling Futch

originally broadcast on Monday December 10th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio  on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about dead presidents, the tumblr porn ban and the queerstory of butches and femmes.  find us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez follow us on instagram! clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84 we love you! stay gay! 

2hr

12 Dec 2018

Rank #9

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Episode 6: Gay Bar Crawl

originally broadcast January 25th 2018 on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH FM on this weekz episode Val n Clara are looking for ways to stay afloat in these exceptionally trying times, discuss the power and responsibility of queer spaces, & end with a tribute to lesbian painter Gluck val's insta @teenbeat_84 clara's insta @gayquailman find us on facebook @hottakeswithhotdykez

1hr 19mins

24 Jan 2018

Rank #10

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Episode 13: A Conversation With Jenn Champion

originally broadcast on may 1st 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara broadcast an conversation with seattle queer royalty Jenn Champion! they talk dish washing, ballerina dreams, and other general dyke theorizing. there's also illuminati whispers and a a brief history of queer anarchy clara's insta: gayquailman val's insta: teenbeat_84 jenn's insta: j_t_champion find us on facebook @hottakeswithhotdykez

1hr 58mins

3 May 2018

Rank #11

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Episode 31: Clocking the Collective Consciousness with Cucci Binaca

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara have on Seattle drag entertainer and all around incredible woman Cucci Binaca  they talk about melted cheese, growing up in Nevada, Ginuwine & the collective consciousness which surrounds us all.  find cucci on ig @cuccibinaca find us on ig! clara @realcrissangel & val @teenbeat_84 like us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dyekz https://www.patreon.com/HTWHD 

2hr 1min

9 Jan 2019

Rank #12

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Codependence Day

hello!!!! A NEW EPISODE HAS ARRIVED we talk about being codependent lesbians, lil nas x & adult babies.  find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD facebook @Hot Take With Hot Dykez clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 <3 

1hr 28mins

9 Sep 2019

Rank #13

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Q & Gay: Fergalicious Edition

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle  it's another q & gay episode!! we answer your queeries and talk about our trip to europe <3  find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's instagram @clarapluton val's instagram @teenbeat_84 subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD

1hr 18mins

27 Nov 2019

Rank #14

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Ep 12: Sensitive Sapphics Seek Same

originally broadcast on april 17th 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle on this weeks episode Clara and Val bring you hot HOT takes on the power of highly sensitive people, brainstorm ways to dismantle toxic masculinity, and Vee Chattie drops by the studio to talk about the trash that is SESTA/FOSTA clara's insta: gayquailman val's insta: teenbeat_84 vee's insta: veechattie find us on facebook @ Hot Takes With Hot Dykes

1hr 47mins

18 Apr 2018

Rank #15

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Episode 10: Self Help... But Make It Gay

originally broadcast on March 20th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio. on this episode Val n Clara go deeeep deeeEeeEP into the world of ~self-help~ & give their unfettered hot takes on tony robbins to the vernal equinox. it's gonna be g00d! ALSO: val's sound is weird for the first 10 minutes... mercury retro was teaching us a LESSON. but dw we figured it out #DIYQUEERS val's insta: teenbeat_84 clara's insta: gayquailman find us on facebook @hottakeswithhotdykes

1hr 29mins

22 Mar 2018

Rank #16

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Switch Utopia

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about sexologist, performance artist and porn star Annie Sprinkle as well as a DEEP DEEEP dive into top and bottom culture. IT'S A GOOD ONE.  clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook! facebook.com/hotdykesradio

1hr 28mins

21 Aug 2019

Rank #17

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Episode 3: Lesbian Voyaging

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH on December 12th 5-7pm PST ;D on this episode Clara n Val discuss cat person, compare n contrast 2 lesbian seminal classics Desert Hearts & Carol, and pay reverence to the warriors who fought in the throes of the HIV/AIDS crisis. clara's insta: gayquailman val's insta: teenbeat_84 find us on facebook @HotTakesWithHotDykez

1hr 58mins

13 Dec 2017

Rank #18

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Episode 21: Lesbians; Subarus; Why?!

originally broadcast on August 20th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this episode Val and Clara rant about space colonialism, deep dive into the relationship between lesbians and subarus, and do a listener requested review of the youtube series Carmilla find us on social media! facebook: Hot Takes With Hot Dykes clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84

1hr 58mins

22 Aug 2018

Rank #19

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Episode 22: ConQueeracy Theories

originally broadcast on Monday September 3rd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio  on this weeks episode Val and Clara delve into the zeitgeist's meatiest tall tales: CONSPIRACY THEORIES! they also rant about jerry seinfeld and bring ya'll a queerstory on the importance of LGBT folx in STEM! find us on facebook! @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: realcrissangel val's insta: teenbeat_84

1hr 59mins

5 Sep 2018

Rank #20