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Welcome to Schnitt Talk. Barstool Sports' Ellie Schnitt and her producer Alanna explore what it's really like to be a 20-something, from dating and relationships to standing up for yourself as a woman in the workplace. They might not have all the answers, but they'll ask them right along with you. In short: it's a podcast for chicks by a chick who gets it.

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Welcome to Schnitt Talk. Barstool Sports' Ellie Schnitt and her producer Alanna explore what it's really like to be a 20-something, from dating and relationships to standing up for yourself as a woman in the workplace. They might not have all the answers, but they'll ask them right along with you. In short: it's a podcast for chicks by a chick who gets it.

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Appreciate this weeks episode episode Ellie ❤️

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Love this pod and look forward to it every Tuesday!!!!!

iTunes Ratings

4239 Ratings
Average Ratings
3604
160
85
74
316

Thank you

By s.hotz - Jun 02 2020
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Appreciate this weeks episode episode Ellie ❤️

Love

By looooooofroooooo - Jun 02 2020
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Love this pod and look forward to it every Tuesday!!!!!
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Schnitt Talk

Latest release on Aug 04, 2020

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

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Rank #1: E60 How To Breakup

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Starting with a very alarming break up voicemail, this week's episode we're talking break ups. How to be the breakee with class and respect. 

Next, FTB this week is all about what to get your new girlfriend/fling for the holidays (20:00)

WTMSTW is about how to deal with having just a really shitty day (31:00)

The Hinge sponsored segment this week is all about how to get back on the horse and start dating again after a break up (36:00)

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Like Me Better by Lauv

Potential Break Up Song by Alie and AJ

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Jan 14 2020

55mins

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Rank #2: E49 How To Be A Hot Girl

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This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45).

WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40). 

FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30).

Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, or what you did together (47:00).

What do you do if your significant other has a really niche hobby that you just can not relate to (53:40).

Songs:

Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha

All Of My Friends Are Rich by UPSAHL

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Sep 17 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #3: E82 "Am I A Creep? Do I Need Help?"

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In today's episode we answer 4 DM's from you guys about disliking someone who really wants to be friends, a boyfriend who seemingly isn't over his ex-girlfriend, plastic surgery, and being in the friend zone.
Also, a honey segment on home essentials for your happiness.

Promo codes:
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May 05 2020

1hr 2mins

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Rank #4: E75 Nice Guys vs. Assholes

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We're coming at you live from quarantine! This episode actually sounds like you're FaceTiming with us (kinda fun, but don't worry we're getting real mics)
FTB: Do nice guys really finish last? We're talking about the weird idea by "nice guys" that girls never go for them (15:30)
Worst Spring Break Story Honey Pot winner announced! (27:40)
Ladies, why do we go for assholes? (37:00)
Listener DM: what do I do if I think my friend is in love with me? (50:15)

Songs:
Like Me Better by Lauv
Blinding Lights by The Weeknd
S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Mar 17 2020

1hr 4mins

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Rank #5: E27 For The Boys 2.0

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Back by popular demand, the girls answer DM's from the male listeners. Questions this time around include first date do's and don'ts, what to do if your girl's "number" is higher than yours *eye roll*, the importance of your bed (this is huge, fellas) , how long to wait for her to put out before you give up, the post college dating scene, and more.

Apr 23 2019

1hr 12mins

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Rank #6: E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment

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 This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while out (12:00). WMTSTMTW is about how you have to stop compartmentalizing your relationships and realize that people can be more than one thing to you (16:10).

crying (51:58) 

Aug 13 2019

1hr 5mins

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Rank #7: S1E18 For The Boys

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The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends bad relationship, and the best way to drunk text.

Feb 19 2019

1hr 1min

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Rank #8: E55 Sorry I Was Such A Bitch To You

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We're starting off this week's episode talking about how sometimes you're the asshole and you're the one that fucked up. It's a harsh reality but we've all been there, and all you can do is forgive yourself (3:20)

FTB this week is a guide to a good instagram page. Gentlemen, you're underestimating the power of a good instagram when it comes to attracting girls, so listen up (31:10)

WMTSTW is a long awaited discussion about how to find the right therapist for you and your needs (46:00)

Followed up by a conversation about not conforming, weird dicks, and much more

Songs: (can be found on our Spotify playlist "tg for schnitt talk")

Good Things Fall Apart by Illenium & Jon Bellion

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

Like Me Better by Lauv

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

New Merch can be found at store.barstoolsports.com/collections/schnitt-talk 

Oct 29 2019

1hr 13mins

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Rank #9: E56 Wanna Play A Game

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This weeks episode is all about playing games, and whether they work or not. We've all played petty games, but which ones actually work and which or a relationship death sentence? (2:00)

What My Therapist Said This Week this week is a healthy tip to keep your mind and body at ease. (22:20)

For The Boys this week, we're still talking about games, and what to absolutely avoid when your texting a girl. (33:00)

Nov 05 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #10: E40 Nudes For Dumbies

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This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "boring") and thats okay (oo:31:30)! FTB this week, lets talk about "men are trash". This week is a call out post on how to not be a trash man (quick spoiler: if you listen to this podcast, you're already on the right track) (00:43:00). 

Jul 23 2019

1hr 4mins

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Rank #11: Sex Dreams & Fake Weddings

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We discuss the classic fight between the best friend and the boyfriend, sex dreams, and which gender has meaner thoughts

May 01 2020

42mins

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Rank #12: S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini

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Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history.

Nov 13 2018

36mins

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Rank #13: E73 "I'm Just Not Ready For A Relationship"

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After a weekend update about our 2000's themed shindig, this week's episode starts out with a Honey segment all about the best drug store skin care products (8:00).

Are you being strung along by someone who will never commit? Well, this listener is dating the CEO of Stringing You Along (26:00)

Feeling like you're being excluded sucks & friend groups are hard (40:30)

FTB: why you and the boys aren’t pulling when you go out together (55:00).

Like Me Better by Lauv
The Less I Know by Tame Impala
FU4E by Lost Kings
S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Mar 03 2020

1hr 10mins

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Rank #14: E48 Being Back-Burnered

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The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48:35). Marty Mush joins this week's FTB segment and gives us a very insightful, and terrifying, look into the mind of the average dating male. Are you a back-burner girl? He'll tell you the signs to look out for if you're being played (55:20).

Songs:

Like Me Better by Lauv

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha

Chasing Tail by Win and Woo

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

Sep 10 2019

1hr 19mins

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Rank #15: E81 The First Big Night Back Out

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Today's episode we're talking about shooting your shot when we get out of quarantine. All our social skills will be terrible, but you need to get laid!! (24:40)
Honey giveaway winnnerrr!!! (5:00)
Fake serotonin playlist: getting ready for a big night out. We had way to much fun recording this one... (14:00)
A listener DM who has a real life "perfect man, but..." (42:00)
Quarantine Recommendations: Outer Banks.... a lot to unpack with this one (51:00)

Songs:
Peace of Your Heart by Meduza
Polariod by Jonas Blue
Cinema by Benny Benassi
Love on Me by Galantis
Thunder Clouds by Diplo
Make Me Yours by Borgeous & Zack Martino

Promo Codes:
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Caliper CBD: code Ellie for 20% off

Apr 28 2020

1hr 7mins

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Rank #16: S1E23 The "Not-My-Boyfriend" Breakup ft Michaela Okland

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Ellie and Alanna discuss a very eventful weekend and talk the importance of setting boundaries for yourself in your life. Michaela Okland of the She Rates Dogs Twitter account joins the podcast this week to discuss getting over a non official relationship, getting closure, internet trolls, and weird twitter culture. 

Mar 26 2019

1hr 3mins

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Rank #17: Snacc: Drinking Anxiety & "Mike"

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How do you recover from drinking anxiety/ an actual drunk fuck up?

How did we get to Barstool and become friends + starting this podcast

Being in a rut/ post-grad depression

Ellie's Mike story 

Oct 25 2019

40mins

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Rank #18: E65 Being Real & Faking O’s

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How to take a bitch down (respectfully) (+properly) (++politely even). Confronting your friends is hard, but necessary sometimes, let's talk about how to do it like a mature queen. 

FTB we're talking faking orgasm's and common sense orgasm etiquette that some men still haven't gotten the grasp of (20:56)

WMTSTW we're talking about why it's important to start looking forward to 2020 and not back on 2019 (34:35)

Hinge segment we're talking about knowing the difference between being ready to start dating, and  just wanting attention (48:06)

Songs:

Like Me Better by Lauv

Line Of Sight by ODESZA

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Jan 07 2020

1hr

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Rank #19: E61 Office Relationships

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By popular demand, this week's episode is all about office relationships. Are you actually in love or do you just want to sleep with your office crush? Remember, this is your CAREER, not college.

Next, for our Hinge segment, we're talking about knowing if you're going on a date with a hinge-whore, or someone whose in it for the right reasons (25:40).

WMTSTW, let's talk depression (35:44).

FTB this week is something that may seem small, but is actually HUGE when attracting girls (42:55).

Songs:

Like Me Better by Lauv

Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects

I'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha 

S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Dec 10 2019

1hr 9mins

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Rank #20: E72 are you EVER gonna ask me out?

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Starting this week off with our Honey Ballin On A Budget segment talking about the best drugstore make up.

Ever had feelings for a friend who was in a relationship? If you answered no you're a liar! We talk about the best way to make this work out in your favor (13:25)

How soon is too soon when it comes to getting into a new relationship? (26:00)

The most awkward moment imaginable: DTRing with a hookup (38:00)

Songs:
Like Me Better by Lauv
What I Like About You by Jonas Blue ft. Theresa Rex
False Alarm by Matoma & Becky Hill
S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Feb 25 2020

58mins

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