Ben joins the show. The boys revive the ancient cats versus vikings debate, talk about Iceland, the illusion of free will, and the uncertainty of the future (some light topics for a short episode to round out the decade).

Ben joins the show. The boys revive the ancient cats versus vikings debate, talk about Iceland, the illusion of free will, and the uncertainty of the future (some light topics for a short episode to round out the decade).

9. Operating in the Present (ft. Ben) 

Justin and Dan join the show, with a little bit of Christina. George gets pretty drunk and breaks a glass. Dan talks about gaslighting Justin for months using rubber ducks. Justin shares some memories of working at Dairy Queen. Matt yells at George for being a box of cereal. 

Justin and Dan join the show, with a little bit of Christina. George gets pretty drunk and breaks a glass. Dan talks about gaslighting Justin for months using rubber ducks. Justin shares some memories of working at Dairy Queen. Matt yells at George for being a box of cereal.

8. Thank Me Later (ft. Dan and Justin)

In what was meant to be a semester recap, Matt and George go off the rails (again) and share some strange stories from their past. Matt talks getting gender-checked by people on the internet and his dinosaur parents. George narrowly passes a class, admits he's a bed wetter, and asks his dentist for lifting advice.

In what was meant to be a semester recap, Matt and George go off the rails (again) and share some strange stories from their past. Matt talks getting gender-checked by people on the internet and his dinosaur parents. George narrowly passes a class, admits he's a bed wetter, and asks his dentist for lifting advice.

7. Girl?

Jess joins Matt and George on this week's *mildly* NSFW episode. Jess shares some tales from her time on a Navy aircraft carrier as part of the nuclear program , George reveals his secret musical tastes, and Matt recounts the trauma of... a luxury cruise?

Jess joins Matt and George on this week's *mildly* NSFW episode. Jess shares some tales from her time on a Navy aircraft carrier as part of the nuclear program , George reveals his secret musical tastes, and Matt recounts the trauma of... a luxury cruise?

6.  A Real Bruh Moment (ft. Jess)

A bit of a frantic episode, a conversation between Matt and George about dinosaurs and ostriches evolves into the conspiracy of a lifetime. Oh, and they talk about poop again, so if you missed that since there wasn't an episode last week (sorry, we were busy okay), there's that. 

A bit of a frantic episode, a conversation between Matt and George about dinosaurs and ostriches evolves into the conspiracy of a lifetime. Oh, and they talk about poop again, so if you missed that since there wasn't an episode last week (sorry, we were busy okay), there's that.

5. Death, Acid, and Poop

A super-cut of a real dumpster fire. Matt and George get heated over the combat capability of cats, the merit of a good pair of crocs, and a dirty, DIRTY offer. Matt confesses to the police that he plays D&amp;D. George threatens to move to Montana and quit the podcast, and Emily calls Matt a big baby

A super-cut of a real dumpster fire. Matt and George get heated over the combat capability of cats, the merit of a good pair of crocs, and a dirty, DIRTY offer. Matt confesses to the police that he plays D&amp;D. George threatens to move to Montana and quit the podcast, and Emily calls Matt a big baby

4. $100,000 Down the Toilet

Jace joins Matt and George on this week's show. The boys talk LEGO, Matt's secret rise and departure from YouTube stardom, LEGO, tossing fireworks out of a truck, LEGO, getting arrested in Belgium, and more LEGO. Yes, a lot of blocks in this one. 

Jace joins Matt and George on this week's show. The boys talk LEGO, Matt's secret rise and departure from YouTube stardom, LEGO, tossing fireworks out of a truck, LEGO, getting arrested in Belgium, and more LEGO. Yes, a lot of blocks in this one.

Three Floors Up #3 - Good LEGO, Great Show (ft. Jace)

Dr. Smith joins the show Matt and George's first guest. They talk Jeopardy, reading the encyclopedia, Public Enemy, and fireworks. George shares some stories about his uncle ("dad's brother"), and Matt accuses Elon Musk of being a weenie. 

Dr. Smith joins the show Matt and George's first guest. They talk Jeopardy, reading the encyclopedia, Public Enemy, and fireworks. George shares some stories about his uncle ("dad's brother"), and Matt accuses Elon Musk of being a weenie.

Three Floors Up #2 - Two-Thirds of a Baby (ft. Dr. Smith)

In which Matt and George give an overview of the podcast that everybody asked for, but nobody really wanted. George talks about hunting tree chickens, his impending parenthood, and the future while Matt contemplates impulsively streaking on camera and naming his next child after his lunch.

In which Matt and George give an overview of the podcast that everybody asked for, but nobody really wanted. George talks about hunting tree chickens, his impending parenthood, and the future while Matt contemplates impulsively streaking on camera and naming his next child after his lunch.

Three Floors Up #1 - Naming My Kid Cheeseburger

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The Hoyt podcast that everyone asked for, but nobody really wanted. Join Matt and George, two students killing time and trading stories with their friends, family, professors, and other guests who for some reason think they're worth talking to. Hopefully nobody feeds their egos too much. New episodes Fridays at 5 PM EST

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