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Pen Sword

We are just a couple of guys who want to talk about everything and make people laugh! Check out our Instagram (@pens_word) for the doodles and art created during our shows, and follow our Twitter (@Pens_Word) for questions, podcast updates, and posts from us! If you want to get in contact with us, message us on Twitter or Instagram, or email us at penswordpodcast@gmail.com!

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Episode 76: Josh, the Sickly Boy and The Fruit Gusher of Bad Decisions!

Halloween is in a couple days! May you feast on all the candies!  The boys have a Facebook group “Pensword posts”! It’s more fun than just a FB page as you can post whatever and interact with others and the boys. Go check it out! ____________________________ Share us, like us, bake us cookies! Listen to the show anywhere podcasts are found! (@pens_word, pen sword, or pensword)


29 Oct 2019

Rank #1

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Episode 65: The Moons a Hologram and "Bears are Fast!"

We apologize for the delays lately but real life work and responsibilities sometimes come a calling. THOUGH! a larger issue is josh is trying new fun things while editing the show. Such as, editing Jakes naughty words, making Josh ramble slightly less when he gets excited, and taking out 10mins worth of “sniffles” and “ums” from them both! It all takes time. But we are working on upping the show quality so please bare with us. It’ll be worth it and more content will flow from it 😎Enjoy the cuteboys!And remember as Jake says, “Bears are FAST!”

1hr 4mins

3 Jul 2019

Rank #2

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Episode 56: Pinball Wizards

Today Jake and Josh talk about French churches, baby-wipe flavored jelly beans, and a whole bunch of other completely related things.


23 Apr 2019

Rank #3

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Episode 52: Jake the Dad and Misleading Horse Mermaids

Here there be monsters...and the new Buttface-ito from Taco Bell!!

1hr 4mins

26 Mar 2019

Rank #4

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Episode 54: The Easter Hare and Our Inevitable Death

Today the boys talk about the usual, history, politics, religion, mammals that lay eggs, you know, same old same old.


9 Apr 2019

Rank #5

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Episode73: An attempt to "Protect the Youth" and 72hour Pizza.

Jake and Josh talk about the Sam Young movement “protect the youth” as well as the sturdyness of pizza staying edible at room temperature.  Plus Jake speaks on why Superman is a bore, why his son Odin forbids sleep in his home, and why he shouldn’t be told when in the day he can have eggs! while Josh learns who TGrizzle is and sprinkles in a “conspiracy” or two into the conversation! Fun fun.  Also “Moi minute” gets an opener jingle!  Fun fun.  Also “Moi minute” gets an opener jingle!  NEAT NEWS: We are backlogged a couple episodes. If your wondering why the boys are talking of things that happened a week or two ago. That’s why! There will be a double post on week and we will just be a week ahead instead of two. 😎 ____________________________ Share us, like us, bake us cookies! Interact with us on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! 

1hr 3mins

11 Sep 2019

Rank #6

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Episode 72: 4 Men, 2 Mics, and a Twighlight fan fiction

Max and Ian joined the boys for part two of the Twilight fan fiction “My Immortal”.It’s a bit chaotic. From Jake’s phone videos to Grims random howls outside the Door, the boys have never had a harder time staying on topic. but as they say “there is beauty in chaos!” ... someone has said that most likely at least. Anyways, Enjoy the beauty!Praise keen. May keen be of you.


3 Sep 2019

Rank #7

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Episode 63: Heavy Metal Bullfrog and Death Himself

hey. hi. listen up, smile a bit, and send some cookies!

1hr 8mins

19 Jun 2019

Rank #8

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Episode 60: My Immortal Chapters 1-11

We're sorry about last week, Josh was sick, but to make up for it, we have double the people THIS week! It's bring your sibling to work day and Ian and Emily are with us to read crappy fan fiction!!

1hr 12mins

28 May 2019

Rank #9

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Episode 71: Fun Dip and More Helpful Targeted Adds

From the Snake building the Pop preaches in to Jake’s need for better advertisement via the Government who is listening to him talk at all times. The boys got it all today!

1hr 2mins

28 Aug 2019

Rank #10

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Episode 70: Copyrighted Birthday and Jake's Spot

This week Issac sends the boys a present for Richards birthday without Richard or Issac knowing it! num num in the boys tumtums.pretty neat. go listen.Happy birthday Zman!


9 Aug 2019

Rank #11

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Episode 55: Crappy Saturday and Car Farts

Today Jake and Josh talk about their 99 problems, and cash money is one of them fo sho! They also talk about major news, technology, and the black hole picture THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!!


16 Apr 2019

Rank #12

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Episode 59: Calling the Tracking Number and Disrupting the Establishment

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE!! That is all. Also check the instagram and the facebook for pics from the episode! They're important this week! Also if you guys have a better idea for how we can share media with you if you don't use instagram and facebook, send us a message or let us know at penswordpodcast@gmail.com

1hr 4mins

14 May 2019

Rank #13

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Episode 58: Knights Quest and A Kid in King Arthur's Court

Today the boys discuss pot pies, artichokes (sea food or vegetable?), celebrities like Tony Hawk and Marc Ronson, and for some reason Jake can't go 5 minutes without getting off topic and looking up a video online. (he noticed it in editing and he's sorry) AND JAKE REMEMBERED THE NAME OF THE LEPRECHAUN MOVIE!! ITS LUCK OF THE IRISH AND IT WAS A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE


7 May 2019

Rank #14

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Episode 66: Episodeception and Topics Without Introduction

Ever deleted a thing you had worked on for a few hours? well now Josh can say he has! The balancing out of Jake and Josh's volume was lost in "the great deletion" and we are aware of some crackles at parts. Issues we wont have next time! If you stumble across anything super off shoot us a message!Welp...You live, you learn, and you save files better! Or as Moi says when she heard of the trouble while on facetime, "Just use tape and you can put it together! Just use tape, so you can fix it together. Mom i need tape.. for Uncle Gosh to fix it."Moi did find some tape. It worked wonders!ok. bye!-the BoysHit us up on our new facebook group! 

1hr 23mins

10 Jul 2019

Rank #15

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Episode 51: Eragon Movie is Bad and Buy Me Orange Chicken

Today the boys stop an evil plot to kidnap a beloved singing trio by using their super powers!!

1hr 12mins

12 Mar 2019

Rank #16

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Episode 53: My Name is Fred and Soviet Coke

Today the boys talk about silly personal stories, stressful work environments, and being the best YOU that YOU can be!!

1hr 25mins

2 Apr 2019

Rank #17

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Episode 62: Wooden pants and We are nerds get over it.

Josh learned to edit on audacity on the new HP laptop!Enjoy the conversation about stuff and things and moat importantly Jakes inability to defeat bosses in final fantasy.There are few audio issues do to learning the new stuff. 2 mics on a PC is harder than expected. But doable!Please let one of the boys know any technical issues you hear or see! In a few episodes Pensword plans to make some solid moves so  help us smooth out the wrinkles over this next month. thanks!

1hr 6mins

11 Jun 2019

Rank #18

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Episode 68: Censoring Them Swears and Creative Shapes

Thee one and only Richard joins the very late night conversation today! Audio is much better though the boys are still working out the kinks as you'll hear from time to time. Enjoy Richard's Foot taco, Jake's love for Atlantis, and Josh's solitude!


24 Jul 2019

Rank #19

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Episode 61: Life is Happening, Things are There, and Stuff is Good

Josh got a computer! We don't have it yet tho, so we're gonna talk about stuff

1hr 11mins

4 Jun 2019

Rank #20