Good news: Fed’s wife had a baby! Bad news: this podcast is pretty much roadkill, at least for now.  This final, rambling epic of a session is most likely the last version of this show in its current form. Dan Wakes Up Screaming produced 61 episodes over four years, and we wish we could tell you that we left the world in better shape than when we started out, but you know how it is. Here’s the main thing: we’ve got an idea for a new show, and as soon as we can all get in the same room for an hour, we hope to start recording it. It won’t be soon, but it won’t be impossibly far off either, so don’t delete this feed, continue discussing us with your podcast-listening friends,  and keep rating us on iTunes, early and often.  From Dan and the other two fellows: many happy returns. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Baby Baby Baby” by Barreracudas “Fighting Muzak” by Elvis Herod  “The Dogs Of Corporate America” by Schemawound “Fatherhood” by Tha Silent Partner  “At the Gym” by Glove Compartment  “Pee-Pee-Maw-Maw” by Greg Houwer  “Chock Fool of Nuts” by Guinea Worms  “Dumb Baby” by The Coathangers  “Denver” by Blah Blah Blah 

Good news: Fed’s wife had a baby! Bad news: this podcast is pretty much roadkill, at least for now. This final, rambling epic of a session is most likely the last version of this show in its current form. Dan Wakes Up Screaming produced 61 episodes over four years, and we wish we could tell you that we left the world in better shape than when we started out, but you know how it is. Here’s the main thing: we’ve got an idea for a new show, and as soon as we can all get in the same room for an hour, we hope to start recording it. It won’t be soon, but it won’t be impossibly far off either, so don’t delete this feed, continue discussing us with your podcast-listening friends, and keep rating us on iTunes, early and often. From Dan and the other two fellows: many happy returns. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Barreracudas/Live_at_WFMU_on_Terre_Ts_Cherry_Blossom_Clinic/Barreracudas_-_07_-_Baby_Baby_Baby" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Baby Baby Baby</a>” by Barreracudas “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Elvis_Herod/Mood_Music_For_The_Apocalypse/Fighting_Muzak" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fighting Muzak</a>” by Elvis Herod “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Schemawound/IDENTITY/002-Schemawound-IDENTITY-The_Dogs_Of_Corporate_America" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Dogs Of Corporate America</a>” by Schemawound “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tha_Silent_Partner/Platters_Act_4_A_Suite_For_John_M/10_-_Fatherhood" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fatherhood</a>” by Tha Silent Partner “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Glove_Compartment/The_Hidden_Woman/At_the_Gym" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">At the Gym</a>” by Glove Compartment “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Greg_Houwer/Sauna_Planet/WM113-05" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pee-Pee-Maw-Maw</a>” by Greg Houwer “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guinea_Worms/Character_Assassination_Bureau/Chock_Fool_of_Nuts" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Chock Fool of Nuts</a>” by Guinea Worms “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Coathangers/Live_on_WFMU_with_Todd-o-phonic_Todd_-_July_16_2016/The_Coathangers_-_02_-_Dumb_Baby" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dumb Baby</a>” by The Coathangers “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blah_Blah_Blah/30th_Anniversary_Blah_Blah_Blah/Denver" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Denver</a>” by Blah Blah Blah

34: The End… OR IS IT? - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

The fellows meet a legend from the 70s psych-jazz scene and find themselves mixed up in a supernatural grudge match between immortal super-villains. Also Dan ran some sort of race. Episode thirty-three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your listening pleasure. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E” by Fernando  “Horror” by Gardenella  “sweet and lowdown” by Duke Hugh  “Paris (Stereoboy Remix)” by LASERS  “Lift Off” by Toxic Chicken  “Spacey Build” by Ryan Cullinane 

The fellows meet a legend from the 70s psych-jazz scene and find themselves mixed up in a supernatural grudge match between immortal super-villains. Also Dan ran some sort of race. Episode thirty-three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your listening pleasure. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Fhernando/FrostWire_Creative_Commons_Mixtape_3_Side_A/Fhernando__I_Need_Ya_LOVE__Last_Days_Of_Disco__FROSTCLICK_FROSTWIRE_MIXTAPE_VOL_3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E</a>” by Fernando “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Gardenella/Gardenella/06_horror" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Horror</a>” by Gardenella “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_15_sweet_and_lowdown" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sweet and lowdown</a>” by Duke Hugh “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/LASERS/LASERS_EP/09_LASERS_-_Paris_Stereoboy_Remix" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Paris (Stereoboy Remix)</a>” by LASERS “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Toxic_Chicken/In_Space/01_-_Toxic_Chicken_-_Lift_Off" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lift Off</a>” by Toxic Chicken “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Cullinane/Production_Music_1635/Spacey_Build" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Spacey Build</a>” by Ryan Cullinane

33.2: Next Year on Mars - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Brian tours the Iberian Peninsula and commits a tasty felony, Dan fails out of spitting lessons, and Fed, well, God bless Fed. It’s Episode 33.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming!  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “We Got A Runner” by 1donotuse “The Runner” by David Szesztay  “Listen, Lisbon (Instrumental)” by Loch Lomond  “Words 2 Say” by Graphic Antics  “God Bless His Mess” by Buskerdroid  “Pig” by Dyman 

Brian tours the Iberian Peninsula and commits a tasty felony, Dan fails out of spitting lessons, and Fed, well, God bless Fed. It’s Episode 33.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming! Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/SJ_Mellia_1461/EiI_Part_3_-_The_Bubbles_Burst/05_-_We_Got_A_Runner" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">We Got A Runner</a>” by 1donotuse “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/David_Szesztay/Electric_Guitar/The_Runner" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Runner</a>” by David Szesztay “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Loch_Lomond/Pens_From_Spain_Instrumentals/Listen_Lisbon_Instrumental" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Listen, Lisbon (Instrumental)</a>” by Loch Lomond “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Graphic_Antics/What_Does_It_Mean/04_-_Words_2_Say" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Words 2 Say</a>” by Graphic Antics “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Buskerdroid/Gameboy_Love_Ep/03_-_God_Bless_His_Mess" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">God Bless His Mess</a>” by Buskerdroid “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dyman/Curse_of_Angels/03_dyman_-_pig" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pig</a>” by Dyman

33.1: Ham Smugglers - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Melania Trump

You heard it here first, and let us remind her lawyers, before they come for us, how hard it will be to prove that she is not in fact an umbrella. Good luck, counselors. In other news, the wild dogs of Sochi have mostly taken over Russia, Dan is seriously interested in the scent of honeysuckle, and the concept of pet ownership should be impeached. What are your thoughts, America? Click the big button and let us know!   Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Can You Kiss Me First (Synthwave Cover)” by Herr Doctor  “Pork Chop Ballet” by Ergo Phizmiz  “Dimension Dash” by Fabian Measures 

You heard it here first, and let us remind her lawyers, before they come for us, how hard it will be to prove that she is not in fact an umbrella. Good luck, counselors. In other news, the wild dogs of Sochi have mostly taken over Russia, Dan is seriously interested in the scent of honeysuckle, and the concept of pet ownership should be impeached. What are your thoughts, America? Click the big button and let us know! Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Herr_Doktor/199X/04_herr_doktor_-_can_you_kiss_me_first__synthwave_cover" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Can You Kiss Me First (Synthwave Cover)</a>” by Herr Doctor “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ergo_Phizmiz/Music_from_A_Fairytale_of_World_War_II/05_PORK_CHOP_BALLET" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pork Chop Ballet</a>” by Ergo Phizmiz “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Fabian_Measures/Singles_Album/Dimension_Dash" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dimension Dash</a>” by Fabian Measures

32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

This episode was recorded on the first of April, so there is a lot of chat about pranks which is probably no longer seasonally appropriate. Other matters discussed include Fed’s eccentric alternatives to coffee cups, Brian’s attempted relations with twenty somethings, and Dan’s intense emotional reaction to Fed not remembering watching Tango and Cash with him. Please enjoy, share, and rate part one of Episode Thirty Two of Dan Wakes up Screaming.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Fools” by The Pop Winds  “Bicycle” by The Hate Noise  “Villainy Thrives” by Dyslexic Fudgicle  “Puddle Hoppin” by Anitek  “Foolin’” by Nando  “Such A Stupid Fool” by Expert Alterations  “I Can’t Stop Being Foolish” by The Mint Chicks  “Good Night Heart” by My Bubba &amp; Mi 

This episode was recorded on the first of April, so there is a lot of chat about pranks which is probably no longer seasonally appropriate. Other matters discussed include Fed’s eccentric alternatives to coffee cups, Brian’s attempted relations with twenty somethings, and Dan’s intense emotional reaction to Fed not remembering watching Tango and Cash with him. Please enjoy, share, and <a href="http://getpodcast.reviews/id/775265225" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">rate</a> part one of Episode Thirty Two of Dan Wakes up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Pop_Winds/The_Turquoise/03_-_Fools" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fools</a>” by The Pop Winds “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Hate_Noise/Rap_Trax_3/05_Bicycle" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bicycle</a>” by The Hate Noise “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dyslexic_Fudgicle/So_Heavy_God_Cant_Lift_Us/Villainy_Thrives" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Villainy Thrives</a>” by Dyslexic Fudgicle “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anitek/Blue_Suede_Through/02_-_Puddle_Hoppin" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Puddle Hoppin</a>” by Anitek “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nangdo/Chrome/09_Foolin" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Foolin’</a>” by Nando “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Expert_Alterations/Live_at_WFMU_on_Hello_Children_with_Faye_12202015/Expert_Alterations_-_01_-_Such_A_Stupid_Fool" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Such A Stupid Fool</a>” by Expert Alterations “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Mint_Chicks/The_Mint_Chicks_Live_at_KBOO/I_Cant_Stop_Being_Foolish" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I Can’t Stop Being Foolish</a>” by The Mint Chicks “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/My_Bubba__Mi/Wild__You/My_bubba__Mi_-_Wild__You_-_04_Good_Night_Heart" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Good Night Heart</a>” by My Bubba &amp; Mi

32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality.  Phone the neighbors and wake the kids: it’s the conclusion of Episode Thirty One of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.     Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Country Boy” by Rodd Keith and the Raindrops  “Delicious peanut” by Xerak  “Edge Of The Ocean” by Ivy  “Gay_Bar_videogame” by The Wildbunch  “Cthulu Rises” by Dark Asylum Music  “Twit JournalisT” by Alaclair Ensemble  “The Declaration of Independance” by Cullah 

In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality. Phone the neighbors and wake the kids: it’s the conclusion of Episode Thirty One of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Rodd_Keith_and_the_Raindrops/The_Wonderful_and_the_Obscure_Volume_1_Rodd_Keith/Wonderful_Obscure_V1_-_15_-_Rodd_Keith_and_the_Raindrops_-_Country_Boy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Country Boy</a>” by Rodd Keith and the Raindrops “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Xerak/Pxl_Def/08_-_Delicious_peanut" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Delicious peanut</a>” by Xerak “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ivy/Live_at_WFMU_on_Gaylord_Fields_Show_September_4_2011_1631/Ivy_-_04_-_Edge_Of_The_Ocean" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Edge Of The Ocean</a>” by Ivy “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Wildbunch/Gay_Bar/Gay_Bar_videogame" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gay_Bar_videogame</a>” by The Wildbunch “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dark_Asylum_Music/Malice/Dark_Asylum_Music_-_Malice_-_07_Cthulu_Rises" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cthulu Rises</a>” by Dark Asylum Music “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Alaclair_Ensemble/This_Is_America/Alaclair_Ensemble_-_AMERICA_-_14_Twit_JournalisT" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Twit JournalisT</a>” by Alaclair Ensemble “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/MC_Cullah/Cullahnary_School/10_-_The_Declaration_of_Independance" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Declaration of Independance</a>” by Cullah

31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Dan recently celebrated a birthday, which he refers to as “the saddest day of the year.” If you see a gaunt, haunted man staring blankly out a Brooklyn window in February, odds are that’s Dan. Do us a favor Dan, and dial nine whine whine, ’cause that’s the number for the waaaambulance, you know what I’m saying? I considered naming this episode “Dan Wakes Up Weeping.”    If all that doesn’t sound appealing, we also we compare nosebleed stories. Enjoy! Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Lost Children” by Post Human Era “Cherry Dump Cake” by half cocked “Dizzy ke Peeche” by Martinibomb  “Blood On Your Face” by OBN IIIs  “I Made Out by Love Story” In Blood Red 

Dan recently celebrated a birthday, which he refers to as “the saddest day of the year.” If you see a gaunt, haunted man staring blankly out a Brooklyn window in February, odds are that’s Dan. Do us a favor Dan, and dial nine whine whine, ’cause that’s the number for the waaaambulance, you know what I’m saying? I considered naming this episode “Dan Wakes Up Weeping.” If all that doesn’t sound appealing, we also we compare nosebleed stories. Enjoy! Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Post_Human_Era/To_Build_A_Fire/02_Lost_Children_1278" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lost Children</a>” by Post Human Era “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/half_cocked/A_Few_Quick_Ones/half_cocked_-_A_Few_Quick_Ones_-_06_-_Cherry_Dump_Cake" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Cherry Dump Cake</a>” by half cocked “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Martinibomb/Comfort_Cake/csr048_comfort-cake_slice-1_02_martinibomb_dizzy-ke-peeche" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dizzy ke Peeche</a>” by Martinibomb “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/OBN_IIIs/Live_on_WFMUs_Three_Chord_Monte_with_Joe_Belock_-_September_14_2015/OBN_-_02_-_Blood_On_Your_Face" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Blood On Your Face</a>” by OBN IIIs “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Love_Story_In_Blood_Red/LP3/12_I_Made_Out" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I Made Out by Love Story</a>” In Blood Red

31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

This episode was recorded the day of the Women’s March, which already seems like sepia-toned ancient history. Even then, a mere twenty-four hours into our nation’s current horror, we were already too outrage-fatigued to notice that Executive Branch  necromancers had animated the wretched corpse of Lee Greenwood with dark magics. Why isn’t it more of a scandal that Jeff Sessions is clearly an undead sorcerer of some kind?  In other news: Dan fights the timber wolves of Quebec, Brian sympathizes with a skinhead acquaintance from high school, and Fed doesn’t think cats should vape. We’ll be honest America, this one gets a little weird.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Resiste!” by el zombi flash  “Pussy Footin” by Rye Coalition  “Fuck This Fucking Bullshit (PHIKTION REMIXX)” by Pot-C  “Back Stairs” by Podington Bear  “Bad Dog” by Bad Ronald  “Quebec” by Don Bikoff  “High On Desire (French version)” by Sky Parade  “Sad French Accordion” by Dana Boulé 

This episode was recorded the day of the Women’s March, which already seems like sepia-toned ancient history. Even then, a mere twenty-four hours into our nation’s current horror, we were already too outrage-fatigued to notice that Executive Branch necromancers had animated the wretched corpse of Lee Greenwood with dark magics. Why isn’t it more of a scandal that Jeff Sessions is clearly an undead sorcerer of some kind? In other news: Dan fights the timber wolves of Quebec, Brian sympathizes with a skinhead acquaintance from high school, and Fed doesn’t think cats should vape. We’ll be honest America, this one gets a little weird. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/El_Zombie_Flash/Invasin_Gorila_vol2_Resiste/El_Zombie_Flash_-_El_Zombie_Flash_-_Invasin_Gorila_vol2_Resiste_-_01_resiste" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Resiste!</a>” by el zombi flash “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Rye_Coalition/Live_at_Monty_Hall_2202016_1806/Rye_Coalition_-_02_-_Pussy_Footin Strike! Occupy! Resist! by Cosmo http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Cosmo/Picket_Line_Party/01_Strike_Occupy_Resist" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pussy Footin</a>” by Rye Coalition “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Pot-C/Baldest_N_Fattest_XE/20_-_Fuck_This_Fucking_Bullshit_PHIKTION_REMIXX" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Fuck This Fucking Bullshit (PHIKTION REMIXX)</a>” by Pot-C “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Podington_Bear/Backbeat/BackStairs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Back Stairs</a>” by Podington Bear “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Bad_Ronald/Dead_Dog_Barking/Bad_Ronald_-_Dead_Dog_Barking_-_01_-_Bad_Dog" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bad Dog</a>” by Bad Ronald “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Don_Bikoff/Live_at_WFMU_on_Shrunken_Planet_May_12th_2012/Don_Bikoff_-_03_-_Quebec" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Quebec</a>” by Don Bikoff “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sky_Parade/Dead_Bees_records_label_sampler_11/11-High_On_Desire_French_version" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">High On Desire (French version)</a>” by Sky Parade “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dana_Boule/Songs_For_Paris/05_Sad_French_Accordion" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sad French Accordion</a>” by Dana Boulé

30: Bad Mood Edition - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Chris Gaines

November and December lasted five years each. Halloween was a lifetime ago. The calendar is crawling. Did it feel this way between Bush’s election and inauguration? I can’t remember. It’s finally January, the slowest and foulest four weeks of the year, in which that New Year’s fresh perspective dissolves in an acid bath of seasonal affective disorder. And that’s in a normal, non-apocalyptic year. The inauguration is in a week.  This first episode of 2017 features the fellows discussing the music and movies of the late 1980s. Is it not comforting that if nothing else, as all our other institutions crumble around us, the three dudes of Dan Wakes Up Screaming  are still going on about things that happened to them when they were eleven? Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Crystal Mace” by Waylon Thornton and the Heavy Hands “Sultry Space Showers” by BLEO  “Sunny Morning Exercise Club” by Origami Repetika 

November and December lasted five years each. Halloween was a lifetime ago. The calendar is crawling. Did it feel this way between Bush’s election and inauguration? I can’t remember. It’s finally January, the slowest and foulest four weeks of the year, in which that New Year’s fresh perspective dissolves in an acid bath of seasonal affective disorder. And that’s in a normal, non-apocalyptic year. The inauguration is in a week. This first episode of 2017 features the fellows discussing the music and movies of the late 1980s. Is it not comforting that if nothing else, as all our other institutions crumble around us, the three dudes of Dan Wakes Up Screaming are still going on about things that happened to them when they were eleven? Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Waylon_Thornton_and_the_Heavy_Hands/Black_Pudding/Waylon_Thornton_and_the_Heavy_Hands_-_Black_Pudding_-_02_Crystal_Mace" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Crystal Mace</a>” by Waylon Thornton and the Heavy Hands “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BLEO/BLackEr_than_yOur_Dad/dummydrome_-_BLackEr_than_yOur_Dad_-_05_Sultry_Space_Showers1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sultry Space Showers</a>” by BLEO “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Origami_Repetika/Computer_Time/Origami_Repetika_-_Computer_Time_-_02_-_Sunny_Morning_Exercise_Club" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sunny Morning Exercise Club</a>” by Origami Repetika

29.2: Chris Gaines Ruined America - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

I haven’t heard from Dan since the news broke about George Michael. I’m picturing him alone somewhere in a sequined motorcycle jacket over a bare chest, sitting on a stool in a dark room under a spotlight, weeping softly as he ignores all my texts. Also I just heard that Carrie Fisher is dead too. And our new president doesn’t think we have enough nuclear weapons. The Holidays are cancelled, everybody. We don’t deserve it this year. Let’s all just sit at home and think about what we did. And now that I’m done yelling at you, would you mind rating us on iTunes? Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “New Years Party by Toptygin (live)” by Kim &amp; Buran  “New Year’s Eve” by Silence Is Sexy  “Losing Over Christmas” by Greg Atkinson  “Hellidays (b/w Christmas in Hollis)” by The Impossebulls “Too Far Gone” by Ryan Little  “Holiday” by Dave Depper  “Ghosts From Hell In The Year 1972” by Lucas Perný &amp; Miroslav Kollar 

I haven’t heard from Dan since the news broke about George Michael. I’m picturing him alone somewhere in a sequined motorcycle jacket over a bare chest, sitting on a stool in a dark room under a spotlight, weeping softly as he ignores all my texts. Also I just heard that Carrie Fisher is dead too. And our new president doesn’t think we have enough nuclear weapons. The Holidays are cancelled, everybody. We don’t deserve it this year. Let’s all just sit at home and think about what we did. And now that I’m done yelling at you, would you mind <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/id775265225?mt=2&amp;ls=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">rating us on iTunes</a>? Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kim__Buran/Swingin_Singles/csr044_swingin-singles_side-a_10_kim-and-buran_new-years-party-by-toptygin-live" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">New Years Party by Toptygin (live)</a>” by Kim &amp; Buran “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Silence_Is_Sexy/Modern_Antiques_Vol_1__2/Silence_is_Sexy_-_Modern_Antiques_Vol_2_-_07_New_Years_Eve" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">New Year’s Eve</a>” by Silence Is Sexy “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Greg_Atkinson/Christmas_Losers/Losing_Over_Christmas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Losing Over Christmas</a>” by Greg Atkinson “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Impossebulls/Slave_Education_XE/04_-_Hellidays_bw_Christmas_in_Hollis" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hellidays (b/w Christmas in Hollis)</a>” by The Impossebulls “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Little/~/Too_Far_Gone_no_tag_v2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Too Far Gone</a>” by Ryan Little “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dave_Depper/Compositions_2/Holiday_1666" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Holiday</a>” by Dave Depper “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lucas_Perny__Miloslav_Kollar/Live_in_Bunker/Ghosts_From_Hell_In_The_Year_1972" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ghosts From Hell In The Year 1972</a>” by Lucas Perný &amp; Miroslav Kollar

29.1: Dan Cancels Christmas - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Three fellows in New York talk in a booth for a few hours. It’s weird.

This episode was recorded two weeks after the election. We were having a contest to see who could be the most hopeless dude in the room, and it was pretty much a four way tie if you count Griffin.  Fortunately for the listener, Dan had the good sense to cut out most of our talk of panic and revulsion, which you’ve probably heard enough of recently. We tried to be funny, and for the most part it worked out. Fed improvised a character, Dan discussed the dandruff commercials of the 1980s, Brian wondered aloud if he could use the election as an excuse to take up smoking again. Anyway, we are thinking about dropping out of human society and becoming hippies, so drop us a line if you want to reserve a bunkhouse in our commune.  In closing, happy holidays! Also fuck Donald Trump in his fat stupid face.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Mr Trumpet” by Ketsa  “I Cannot Describe My Happiness” by Paneye  “Coping With Shed Fires” by Ca$h4otterz  “Jambox of Culture” by Dyslexic Fudgicle  “The Walls Ate My Sister’s Dog” by BlunderBox  “And Now We Stand Against The Wall” by Garmisch “Wall of Dumb” by Higgins 

This episode was recorded two weeks after the election. We were having a contest to see who could be the most hopeless dude in the room, and it was pretty much a four way tie if you count Griffin. Fortunately for the listener, Dan had the good sense to cut out most of our talk of panic and revulsion, which you’ve probably heard enough of recently. We tried to be funny, and for the most part it worked out. Fed improvised a character, Dan discussed the dandruff commercials of the 1980s, Brian wondered aloud if he could use the election as an excuse to take up smoking again. Anyway, we are thinking about dropping out of human society and becoming hippies, so drop us a line if you want to reserve a bunkhouse in our commune. In closing, happy holidays! Also fuck Donald Trump in his fat stupid face. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/Funkadelicoscious/Mr_Trumpet" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mr Trumpet</a>” by Ketsa “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Paneye/Lost_In_A_Dark_Aquarium/New_Weird_Australia_-_Edition_Three-_Paneye_Lost_In_A_Dark_Aquarium_-_15_I_Cannot_Describe_My_Happiness" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I Cannot Describe My Happiness</a>” by Paneye “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Cah4otterz/Deranged_Creatures/Cash4otters__Deranged_Creatures__01" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Coping With Shed Fires</a>” by Ca$h4otterz “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dyslexic_Fudgicle/So_Heavy_God_Cant_Lift_Us/Jambox_of_Culture" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jambox of Culture</a>” by Dyslexic Fudgicle “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BlunderBox/Pocket-Sized_Panoramas/BlunderBox_-_Pocket-Sized_Panoramas_-_01_The_Walls_Ate_My_Sisters_Dog" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Walls Ate My Sister’s Dog</a>” by BlunderBox “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Garmisch/Fishes/07_-_And_Now_We_Stand_Against_The_Wall" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">And Now We Stand Against The Wall</a>” by Garmisch “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Higgins/Zs/03_Wall_of_Dumb" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wall of Dumb</a>” by Higgins

28: We Are Hippies Now - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

In October of 2013, three men sat down in a booth at Halyard’s Bar and turned on a microphone. American culture was changed forever that night, even if America hasn’t quite realized it yet. This is the fiftieth episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. That may not sound like a lot of output for three years, but as all the Screamers know, this bespoke, handcrafted audio is not like other podcasts. Dan carefully crafts each episode out of the fart noises and muttered slurs that we give him, week after week, to produce something magical. They say you can’t polish a turd, but Dan has done just that fifty times. Please, for the love of God, like us on Facebook and rate us on iTunes. What are you doing, waiting for the 100th episode? Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Donald Trump is Wrong” (Tetration Remix)  “Dictionary (Kurser)” by K. Sparks  “Renewed Rivalry Vibrato” by Trans Atlantic Rage  “THINGAMAJIG” by Jason Shaw  “MOUNTAIN SUN” by Jason Shaw 

In October of 2013, three men sat down in a booth at Halyard’s Bar and turned on a microphone. American culture was changed forever that night, even if America hasn’t quite realized it yet. This is the fiftieth episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. That may not sound like a lot of output for three years, but as all the Screamers know, this bespoke, handcrafted audio is not like other podcasts. Dan carefully crafts each episode out of the fart noises and muttered slurs that we give him, week after week, to produce something magical. They say you can’t polish a turd, but Dan has done just that fifty times. Please, for the love of God, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DanWakesUpScreaming/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">like us on Facebook</a> and <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-wakes-up-screaming/id775265225" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">rate us on iTunes</a>. What are you doing, waiting for the 100th episode? Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUtM_qCYAMU&amp;spfreload=10" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Donald Trump is Wrong</a>” (Tetration Remix) “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/K_Sparks/The_Red_Tape/01_-_K_Sparks-_Dictionary_Kurser" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Dictionary (Kurser)</a>” by K. Sparks “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Trans_Atlantic_Rage/Classwar_Karaoke_-_0018_Survey/85_Renewed_Rivalry_Vibrato" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Renewed Rivalry Vibrato</a>” by Trans Atlantic Rage “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jason_Shaw/Audionautix_Acoustic/THINGAMAJIG_______________________3-53" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THINGAMAJIG</a>” by Jason Shaw “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jason_Shaw/Audionautix_Acoustic/MOUNTAIN_SUN_____________________2-33" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MOUNTAIN SUN</a>” by Jason Shaw

27: The Fiftieth Episode Spectacular - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Fed can bring home the bacon. Brian can cook it up in a pan. Dan will never let you forget that you’re a man. Enjoy this new episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Years of Flirtin’” by Wooden Ambulance  “Uncomercialized Prostitute” by The Frankenstone  “League of Impressionable Teens” by So Cow  “Flower of Scotland” by Ian Alex Mac  “Appendix to Frequency Histograms for Predictor Variables” by Learning Music  “Florida” by Austin Leonard Jones  “Blood-tide” by Agnosept 

Fed can bring home the bacon. Brian can cook it up in a pan. Dan will never let you forget that you’re a man. Enjoy this new episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Wooden_Ambulance/Intersection/wooden_ambulance_-_Intersection_-_09_Years_of_Flirtin" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Years of Flirtin’</a>” by Wooden Ambulance “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Frankenstone/Perempuan/07_-_The_Frankenstone_-_Uncommercialized_Prostitue" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Uncomercialized Prostitute</a>” by The Frankenstone “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/So_Cow/Live_on_WFMUs_Cherry_Blossom_Clinic_with_Terre_T_on_12112010/So_Cow_-_10_-_League_of_Impressionable_Teens" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">League of Impressionable Teens</a>” by So Cow “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ian_Alex_Mac/GAUGE_-_Sixteen/Flower_of_Scotland" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Flower of Scotland</a>” by Ian Alex Mac “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Learning_Music/LMM_26_-_Frequency_Histograms_For_Predictor_Variables/Appendix_to_Frequency_Histograms_for_Predictor_Variables" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Appendix to Frequency Histograms for Predictor Variables</a>” by Learning Music “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Austin_Leonard_Jones/Ponderosa/Austin_Leonard_Jones_-_Ponderosa_-_02_Florida" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Florida</a>” by Austin Leonard Jones “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Agnosept/Draft_for_Demons/02_agnosept_-_blood-tide" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Blood-tide</a>” by Agnosept

26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

In this third episode of August we review our summer vacations, do unflattering impressions of the Founding Fathers, introduce Judge Fedd, the grammar enforcer, and continue to totally ignore the ongoing presidential election. You are welcome, America. Please enjoy part one of Episode 26 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.   Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Exclamation Points” by Goodbye Rumiko  “Last Sentence” by Dikes of Holland  “The Jeffersons”	by CuzOH  “Hummingbird Cell” by Dinner Music 

In this third episode of August we review our summer vacations, do unflattering impressions of the Founding Fathers, introduce Judge Fedd, the grammar enforcer, and continue to totally ignore the ongoing presidential election. You are welcome, America. Please enjoy part one of Episode 26 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Goodbye_Kumiko/My_Wild_Arms/Goodbye_Kumiko_-_My_Wild_Arms_-_02_Exclamation_Points" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Exclamation Points</a>” by Goodbye Rumiko “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dikes_of_Holland/Live_at_WFMU_on_Talks_Cheap_Aug_28th_2012/Dikes_of_Holland_-_07_-_Last_Sentence" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Last Sentence</a>” by Dikes of Holland “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/CuzOH/CuzOH_-_Singles/CuzOH_-_The_Jeffersons_Prod_By_Radio_Maschine" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Jeffersons</a>”	by CuzOH “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dinner_Music/Dinner_Music__Cubicle_split/13_Hummingbird_Cell" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Hummingbird Cell</a>” by Dinner Music

26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Human sexuality is a fascinating conundrum, and the fellows spend much of this episode trying to think of ways to cash in on it. Also, Brian falls victim to a classic long con, Dan and Fed tell unappetizing stories about sleepaway camp, and we are visited by the Money Deliverer. Please enjoy this episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Kiss Me Harder Boy” by Fernando  “Good Morning, Bubblegum” by The Harvey Girls  “If You Tell Me (Who I Am) Feat. Steffe Welton” by Carter Behnke  “Money Shot” by The Money Shot  “Connect-shun” by My Teenage Stride 

Human sexuality is a fascinating conundrum, and the fellows spend much of this episode trying to think of ways to cash in on it. Also, Brian falls victim to a classic long con, Dan and Fed tell unappetizing stories about sleepaway camp, and we are visited by the Money Deliverer. Please enjoy this episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Fhernando/none_given_1383/07__Fhernando__Kiss_Me_Harder_Boy__Last_Days_Of_Disco__FrostWirecom_FrostClickcom_Creative_Common" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kiss Me Harder Boy</a>” by Fernando “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Harvey_Girls/netBloc_Vol_16_Sweet_Sixteen/Good_Morning_Bubblegum" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Good Morning, Bubblegum</a>” by The Harvey Girls “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Carter_Behnke/Time_To_Go_EP/Carter_Behnke_-_Time_To_Go_EP_-_06_If_You_Tell_Me_Who_I_Am_Feat_Steffe_Welton" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If You Tell Me (Who I Am) Feat. Steffe Welton</a>” by Carter Behnke “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Money_Shot/Live_on_Redundancy_Radio_with_DJ_Disc_Jockey_-_July_16_2014/Money_Shot_-_01_-_Money_Shot" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Money Shot</a>” by The Money Shot “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/myteenagestride/~/Connect-shun_1963" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Connect-shun</a>” by My Teenage Stride

25.2: Is This a Fetish? - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Residents of Kensington may have recently seen a disheveled and nearly nude man crawling around on a fire escape with a can of WD-40. Episode 25.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming attempts to explain what was going on there.  Also, could you guys please give this podcast a rating on iTunes? You have Dan’s thanks in advance. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Bitchin’ Heat” by Dancer   “It’s The Heat” by Ashley Paul  “Heat” by Tricky Diesel  “Heat Index” by Michael Chapman &amp; The Woodpiles  “Heat Exhaustion” by Isaac Graham 

Residents of Kensington may have recently seen a disheveled and nearly nude man crawling around on a fire escape with a can of WD-40. Episode 25.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming attempts to explain what was going on there. Also, could you guys please give this podcast a <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-wakes-up-screaming/id775265225?mt=2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">rating on iTunes</a>? You have Dan’s thanks in advance. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dancer/none_given_1051/DANCER_-_09_-_Bitchin_Heat" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bitchin’ Heat</a>” by Dancer “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ashley_Paul/Live_on_WFMUs_The_Long_Rally_with_Scott_McDowell/Paul_Ashley_-_01_-_Its_The_Heat" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">It’s The Heat</a>” by Ashley Paul “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tricky_Diesel/Give_Me_a_Beat/Heat_1683" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Heat</a>” by Tricky Diesel “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Michael_Chapman__The_Woodpiles/NATCH_7/01_Heat_Index" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Heat Index</a>” by Michael Chapman &amp; The Woodpiles “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Isaac_Graham/Empty_Vessels/Heat_Exhaustion" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Heat Exhaustion</a>” by Isaac Graham

25.1: Dan Versus The Volcano - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Welcome to July, Screamers. This episode was recorded in Fed’s immaculately clean apartment, which, I cannot stress enough, was entirely spotless and tidy when we arrived. In this edition of Dan Wakes Up Screaming, we meet Bun Bun the Toilet Bunny, an actual non-fictional rabbit who lives behind Fed’s toilet and drinks water out of one of his coffee cups. We also discuss Brian’s charmed career and hang out with a time-travelling gentleman bandit. Also, dear listener, could we trouble you to give this podcast a rating on iTunes? The only people who have done so are our pets.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Wind In Her Hair” by Motorman “Me and the Wind” by Doug Gillard “Betty Boop” by Ergo Phizmiz “Boop” by Podington Bear “Perfect One” by Man Bites Dog “Rabbiting” by Podington Bear “Bees Are Trying To Build Their Nest In You.” by Half-handed Cloud “Blow Up Your Radio” by Nick Percev “Sleaze Is Here” by The Honorable Sleaze “Sun Bum” by Monster Rally “Bump” by Mucca Pazza

Welcome to July, Screamers. This episode was recorded in Fed’s immaculately clean apartment, which, I cannot stress enough, was entirely spotless and tidy when we arrived. In this edition of Dan Wakes Up Screaming, we meet Bun Bun the Toilet Bunny, an actual non-fictional rabbit who lives behind Fed’s toilet and drinks water out of one of his coffee cups. We also discuss Brian’s charmed career and hang out with a time-travelling gentleman bandit. Also, dear listener, could we trouble you to give this podcast a <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-wakes-up-screaming/id775265225?mt=2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">rating on iTunes</a>? The only people who have done so are our pets. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Motorama/Alps/05_Wind_In_Her_Hair" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wind In Her Hair</a>” by Motorman “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doug_Gillard/DGE_Live_on_Three_Chord_Monte_on_WFMU_111009/Me_and_the_Wind" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Me and the Wind</a>” by Doug Gillard “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ergo_Phizmiz/Cinemacollages/03-Betty-Boop" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Betty Boop</a>” by Ergo Phizmiz “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Podington_Bear/none_given_1790/Boop" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Boop</a>” by Podington Bear “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/manbitesdog/Safe_and_Sound_EP/Man_Bites_Dog_-_Safe_and_Sound_EP_-_02_-_Perfect_One" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Perfect One</a>” by Man Bites Dog “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Podington_Bear/Driving/Rabbiting" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rabbiting</a>” by Podington Bear “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Half-handed_Cloud/Phoning_It_In_011107/Half_Handed_Cloud_-_Bees_Are_Trying_To_Build_Their_Nest_In_You" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bees Are Trying To Build Their Nest In You.</a>” by Half-handed Cloud “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nick_Percev/Lets_Rock/06_-_Blow_Up_Your_Radio" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Blow Up Your Radio</a>” by Nick Percev “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Honorable_Sleaze/Summer_Fresh_XE/10_-_Sleaze_Is_Here" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sleaze Is Here</a>” by The Honorable Sleaze “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Monster_Rally/Dope_Mountain_Fuck/12_Sun_Bum" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Sun Bum</a>” by Monster Rally “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mucca_Pazza/Live_at_WFMU_on_Evan_Funk_Davies_Show_91509/Bump" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bump</a>” by Mucca Pazza

24: Are You There God? It’s Me, Dan. - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Spoiler alert: the best part of this episode is when Fed says “I’m sure he’s fine.” That won’t make any sense to you until you hear it, but trust me, it’s just great. Other highlights: Brian talks about the time he was nearly murdered by mice, and Dan admits that he doesn’t know how to pronounce “bruschetta,” and also that he nearly burned down his hometown as a young man. Please enjoy the finale of Episode Twenty-Three of Dan Wakes Of Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker  “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Ride My Tempo” by Fhernando “On Fire” by Jasmine Golan  “Popcorn House” by The Immaculates  “Comme un Popcorn dans une Marmite [Like Popcorn in a Pot]” by Miss Emma  “Flags” by The Spits  “Future Fetish” by Onyx System  “Save The World (From Ourselves)” by Westy Reflector

Spoiler alert: the best part of this episode is when Fed says “I’m sure he’s fine.” That won’t make any sense to you until you hear it, but trust me, it’s just great. Other highlights: Brian talks about the time he was nearly murdered by mice, and Dan admits that he doesn’t know how to pronounce “bruschetta,” and also that he nearly burned down his hometown as a young man. Please enjoy the finale of Episode Twenty-Three of Dan Wakes Of Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Fhernando/none_given_1383/04__Fhernando__Ride_My_Tempo__Last_Days_Of_Disco__FrostWirecom_FrostClickcom_Creative_Common" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ride My Tempo</a>” by Fhernando “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jasmine_Golan/Marmalade_Haze/Jasmine_Golan_-_Marmalade_Haze_-_04_On_Fire" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">On Fire</a>” by Jasmine Golan “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Immaculates/Live_at_WFMU_on_Marty_McSorleys_Show_Jan_24th_2012/The_Immaculates_-_05_-_Popcorn_House" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Popcorn House</a>” by The Immaculates “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Miss_Emma/Une_Glass_au_Citron/Comme_un_Popcorn_dans_une_Marmite_Like_Popcorn_in_a_Pot" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Comme un Popcorn dans une Marmite [Like Popcorn in a Pot]</a>” by Miss Emma “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Spits/Live_on_WFMUs_Distort_Jersey_City_with_Reed_Dunlea_-_October_9_2013/The_Spits_-_02_-_Flags" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Flags</a>” by The Spits “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Onyx_System/Dreams_Are_Not_Dreams/02_Future_Fetish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AiDVHApFqs" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Future Fetish</a>” by Onyx System “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Westy_Reflector/Sunrise_Highway/Westy_Reflector_-_Sunrise_Highway_-_06_Save_The_World_From_Ourselves" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Save The World (From Ourselves)</a>” by Westy Reflector

23.2: The Redneck Version of Space - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

In this episode we learn that if Fed were rich he would drive around in a Cadillac full of caviar, and maybe some day he would also go to a dentist. Meanwhile, Dan proposes that we refer to fans of the podcast as “the screamers,” and also hears the phrase “mad blunted” for the first time. Finally, Brian warns the ladies of Brooklyn about a new pickup artist scam… and without giving anything away, let’s just say that everyone should stop having casual sex with dentists until further notice.  Please enjoy the first part of the twenty-third episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker  “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Bionic Boiz” by Yakuza Heart Attack  “I was bad with you my baby (Sorry I’m a bad boy part 2)” by Dinosaur Jugnot  “Great Pyramid” by Celebration  “yramidia” by Ja Prawn  “Confidence” by CM aka Creative  “Years of Flirtin’” by Wooden Ambulance 

In this episode we learn that if Fed were rich he would drive around in a Cadillac full of caviar, and maybe some day he would also go to a dentist. Meanwhile, Dan proposes that we refer to fans of the podcast as “the screamers,” and also hears the phrase “mad blunted” for the first time. Finally, Brian warns the ladies of Brooklyn about a new pickup artist scam… and without giving anything away, let’s just say that everyone should stop having casual sex with dentists until further notice. Please enjoy the first part of the twenty-third episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Yakuza_Heart_Attack/Magnetic_Sumo/01_Yakuza_Heart_Attack_-_Bionic_Boiz" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Bionic Boiz</a>” by Yakuza Heart Attack “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dinosaur_Jugnot/Welcome_to_Dinosaur_Jugnot/06_I_was_bad_with_you_my_baby_Sorry_Im_a_bad_boy_part_2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I was bad with you my baby (Sorry I’m a bad boy part 2)</a>” by Dinosaur Jugnot “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Celebration/Hello_Paradise/Celebration_-_Hello_Paradise_-_05_Great_Pyramid" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Great Pyramid</a>” by Celebration “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ja_Prawn/Everybody/03_Pyramidia" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">yramidia</a>” by Ja Prawn “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/CM_aka_Creative/The_Classic_Material_Completion_Package_XE/09_-_Confidence" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Confidence</a>” by CM aka Creative “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Wooden_Ambulance/Intersection/wooden_ambulance_-_Intersection_-_09_Years_of_Flirtin" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Years of Flirtin’</a>” by Wooden Ambulance

23.1: Nude With Inner Tube - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

Dan falls in love with a flower, Fed performs a historical reenactment of Jefferson Davis, and Brian admits to being a pretty bad men’s room attendant in this, the twenty-second episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.  Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker  “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Teenage Girl Ghoul A Go-Go (re-mix)” by Armageddon Gospel Revival “Rose Tint” by Young Romance “You Got It Man” by Dancer

Dan falls in love with a flower, Fed performs a historical reenactment of Jefferson Davis, and Brian admits to being a pretty bad men’s room attendant in this, the twenty-second episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/The_New_Birthday_Song_Contest/ManyHappyReturns-GTucker_256k" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Many Happy Returns</a>” by Guillaume Tucker “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/Exotica/juanitos_-_01_-_octopussy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Octopussy</a>” by Juanitos “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Armageddon_Gospel_Revival/Caress_of_the_Vampire_2_Teenage_Girl_Ghoul_A_Go-Go_Soundtrack/Teenage_Girl_Ghoul_A_Go-Go_re-mix" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Teenage Girl Ghoul A Go-Go (re-mix)</a>” by Armageddon Gospel Revival “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Young_Romance/Dressing_Up_-_The_EPOP_Covers/03_-_Young_Romance-_Rose_Tint" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Rose Tint</a>” by Young Romance “<a href="http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dancer/none_given_1051/DANCER_-_01_-_You_Got_It_Man" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You Got It Man</a>” by Dancer

22: Dan’s Been Kissed By a Rose - Dan Wakes Up Screaming

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