Rank #1: St. Patrick's Day with Rhett & Link
We learn that Rhett and Link's first kiss was with the same girl, which is the weirdest thing to share with a friend of 30 years. We learn who Toby's first kiss was too! The answer may (not) surprise you...
ALSO AN IRISH SONG ABOUT DATING AFRICAN AMERICAN LADIES! Everyone drinks green beer too!
Rhett and Link play the YouTube dating game against no one!
Toby learns the difference between a desk and a table.
Rhett and Link play the YouTube dating game while being shot, sorry I almost forgot to say that everyone gets to shoot Gabe with nerf darts if they got questions wrong.
And then Tim gets shot once.
Mar 17 2014
Rank #2: Depressing Song LIVE!
This week's guests include JacksFilms himself, Jack Douglass. April Efff for the song. And a MEGACRATE courtesy of LootCrate.
Gabuscus breaks the sad news to the crew about the Patrick Swayze's death.
Toby ignores the elephant in the room when the MEGACRATE contains a Head Crab (Half Life series) that looks a liiiittle bit like something else.
Toby and Gabe play MAD LIBS with JacksFilms.
Toby tells the story about how he got mugged in an In-N-Out Burger parking lot.
Romantic Valentine's Day plans are briefly discussed and as always, the Tim's Gaming News and Fan Stuff Time segments blow people away.
Tune in every week for a new episode of Toby Sucks at Podcasts.
Feb 18 2014
Rank #3: Hottest Girl in the World
MINI MINOTAUR LIVE! The fastest, most death metal Tobuscus song starring the Mini Minotaur himself gets the acoustic treatment at the end of the show. And it is awesome.
Buy your own talking Mini Minotaur plush doll here http://bit.ly/18HrFeg
Gabuscus is there as always, as is Tim with his Gaming News segment where they talk about BioShock's studio going under and the Titanfall beta being amazing.
HOT CHICK NEWS is discussed, this time without Toby's mother present: a calendar of naked women rock climbing comes out along with a girl whose pants were set on fire after her iPhone exploded,
Speaking of fire... Tim is an Eagle Scout! And sometime in the next few weeks, Tim will wear his uniform! Or he's FIRED!
The audience suggests OCEAN SONG and we SEA exactly what Toby does with it. Eric is awesome at guitar again.
Gabe and Tobuscus read some FAN SKETCHES! Verbatim! If you want your sketch read on the show, write to firstname.lastname@example.org.
FAN STUFF TIME: We get a gander at the soft, amazing Minecraft-themed TOBUSCUS fleece blanket, hand-made by a fan. As well as a crown that Toby put on his head because his ego isn't big enough yet.
The MINECRAFT MOD is announced.
Jessica Cook promotes her new movie STUNG. They discuss her Blurred Lines parody where it's all hot chicks, the hottest girls ever, with a bunch of naked guys doing a reversal on the Blurred Lines video.
We learn that some dinosaurs no longer exist. Toby tells us about his textbook scheme.
The gang gets super '90s and calls the Rejection Hotline, talks about party lines, phone calls and POPCORN (a phone number you would call for the time before everyone had cell phones).
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Mar 04 2014
Rank #4: Crazy Psychic Predictions 2014
Real-life psychic Elizabeth Mihelich drops by and gives us some crazy psychic predictions for 2014: including where the Tobuscus Adventures Wizards game will go, whether Tim will ever finish his Legend of Zelda cosplay and Gabe has an amazing reaction to the concept being read. Clairvoyant Elizabeth also tells Toby something about how he's awesome at everything and now we will never hear the end of it. As far as real psychics go, Elizabeth Mihelich is awesome. Watch to find out what a fortune teller predicts for the gang's 2014 future.
Gabuscus and Tim join Toby on screen, as always.
We learn that Toby's mom watches every single podcast every single week about four times. That's 4 hours of the Tobuscus podcast!
In this week's WEIRD NEWS we hear the story about the woman who pulled a gun on a McDonald's drive-through, the guy who pulled a gun on a girl scout over cookies, and the doctor who saved a woman's live by having watched an episode of HOUSE M.D.
A Florida man decided to overcome his fear of spiders by tattooing a giant spider on his face, which leads to the improvised FACE TATTOO SONG.
The guys play YELP LIBS! It's like Mad Libs only with Yelp reviews.
Jesse Cox plays SESAME STREET FIGHTER.
There's a LootCrate unboxing, live (pre-recorded) on the show!
Toby talks about Comcast buying Time Warner.
And there's a segment of ASK GRYPHON! To be a part of ASK GRYPHON, send your questions to email@example.com.
Feel free to Photoshop tattoos onto Toby Turner and Gabuscus and tweet your pictures to http://twitter.com/tobyturner with the hashtag #tobysucksatpodcasts.
Mar 11 2014
Rank #5: Meet Mombuscus
Toby PRANK CALLS JENNA MARBLES about her Depressing Song footage by saying that there's now an accidentally leaked Jenna Marbles nude video floating around the internet. He blames it on his "editor"... I wonder who that could be. And no, there wasn't really any nude Jenna Marbles footage so stop asking in the comments.
Gabuscus and Tim join Toby to introduce his mother and then promptly start talking about boobs, breasts, bras and hot girls in this week’s HOT CHICK NEWS!
Toby Turner and Gabe re-enact a police phone call made by a man trying to get a woman from a one-night-stand out of his bed.
Another big black MEGACRATE makes an appearance.
YOU CAN WIN a console in a box by tweeting song ideas for next week with the hashtag #tobysucksatpodcasts
Mombuscus comes on and sings the MOM SONG! We see her being adorable while listening to Depressing Song for the first time and we get to watch Tobuscus interact with everyone while on his best behavior.
After the LootCrate toys, we get to see some of Toby's childhood toys, a tiny little rain jacket he used to wear, and some adorable vintage pictures of Toby when he was a little boy.
We get more ALAN RITCHSON, who plays Raphael in the new Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie AND we see an old Donatello Ninja Turtles plush toy of Toby’s!
MAD LIBS happens!
And of course MORE FAN STUFF! Watch and find out whose stuff made it onto the show.
© 2014 Tobuscus
Feb 25 2014