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I Will Write Your Book

Comedian Will Hines plays the character of "Will Hines," a ghost writer who meets with various clients that want to hire him to write their book. The clients are insane and have bad ideas. Also, Will is generally accompanied by his copy editor Karen Donahue, who hates him.

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Comedian Will Hines plays the character of "Will Hines," a ghost writer who meets with various clients that want to hire him to write their book. The clients are insane and have bad ideas. Also, Will is generally accompanied by his copy editor Karen Donahue, who hates him.

The Swamp of Ireland - Grace Mulvey

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Bernadette Christie (Grace Mulvey), a good Catholic Longford woman, wants to write a book that will help young ladies in her church not be so unchristian like those trashy folks from Roscommon or those people on the show Sex on the City. Also Karen dominates horses and Will loses a kidney.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jul 22 2021

53mins

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Your Inner Carrot Top - Zeke Nicholson

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Dolby Sheen, aka Mr. Picklesworth (Zeke Nicholoson), who is a clown, wants to inspire the next generation of clowns by telling them their non-clown persona is a total piece of crap! Also Will has new peace sign glasses and Karen is playing the banjo.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jul 15 2021

47mins

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Pass The Mic - Shem Pennant

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Timothy Tippingtree (Shem Pennant) a very straight and very white CEO wants help promoting diversity at his 100% male company and Will thinks he can help. Also Karen is on the run for murder.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jul 08 2021

46mins

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Escape The Patriarchy: Be A Nun - Emily O'Callaghan

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Sister Mary Teresa Bernadette (Emily O'Callaghan) wants a book to help drum up recruitment for her nunnery. The selling points: no men, plenty of weed and several after-hour visits to each other's cells. Also, Karen wants in on an international drug deal and Will quits caffeine.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jul 01 2021

55mins

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The Fun Factory! - Jake Regal

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Tech billionaire Noah Kaufman (Jake Regal), the creator of Dog Swap, wants to improve his image with a Willy Wonka style story of working at his company. Also, Karen has a magic beanstalk and Will has a new toupee.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jun 24 2021

50mins

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A Warehouse of Pogs - Stephen Bradley

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Carl Pipe (Stephen Bradley) needs a book about pogs. He's got a warehouse full of 'em and needs to move them FAST. Plus Will is productive and Pam has a monkey-free coconut water farm.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jun 17 2021

53mins

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Let's Get The Pet Pahty Stahted - Jamie Gaul

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Diane Keaton (Jamie Gaul), not that Diane Keaton, wants to write a book about hosting pet parties for non-wealthy clients! She has a lot of opinions on: babies, Billy Joel and her weak beta partner. Also, Karen is picked up by Orlando Bloom and Will is into ginseng.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jun 10 2021

51mins

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My Weekend With Leguizamo - Erin McGathy

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Michelle Williams (Erin McGathy) needs a memoir written, but first she has some questions about statute of limitations. Will is bad at knowing when stories end. And Karen has a salmon farm.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Jun 03 2021

59mins

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I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz (REBROADCAST)

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"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?
Email: Book@willhines.net

May 27 2021

58mins

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The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca (REBROADCAST)

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Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

May 20 2021

59mins

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Get Your Money - Laci Mosley (REBROADCAST)

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Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Pam to make will catch up on his payments to her!

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

May 13 2021

39mins

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Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian (REBROADCAST)

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Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

May 06 2021

56mins

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I Am Made Of Filiment - Siomha McQuinn

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Alice (Siomha McQuinn) wants a book written on pool safety, but also Alice has a secret! We won't tell you here what that secret is! But a small hint is that she is not human, and is in fact a Sim. Okay, we just told you! It gets revealed pretty early. Also Karen is still rich and Will is still poor.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Apr 29 2021

49mins

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Jump In The Pond - Ryan Barton

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Bubbles Sparkleton (Ryan Barton) wants a book written about a princess. But nothing too dark! How close is Will to getting this story right? Getting warmer, warmer.. totally cold! Also Karen is making soap.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Apr 22 2021

54mins

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Dick Dock Diaries - John Flynn

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Bradley Thomas Michaelson (John Flynn) is worried about death and thus wants to write a book about summers in Provinceton in the 1970s. It's a book but it's a musical. Will wants to talk about Nixon, and Karen meets Stephen King at the bait and tackle shop.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Apr 15 2021

54mins

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Babysitting Is American - Joe Wengert

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Rock icon Bruce Springsteen (Joe Wengert) has a new goal: write a young adult novel about a group of babysitters. Also, Will is drinking wheat germ.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Apr 08 2021

1hr

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A "Good Example" Vampire - Olivia Snow Norman

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Mrs. Jackie Corn (Olivia Snow Norman) loves young adult vampire stories, except for the sex, love, laziness and blood. Karen buys a furniture store and Will needs a place to crash.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Apr 01 2021

57mins

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Whacko Bible - Gil Ozeri

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Rabbi Joe Gittlebaum (Gil Ozeri) needs the bible to be more sexy, violent and most of all funny so he can get rich and famous. Also, Karen bought a kite factory and Will sunburned his head.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?Email: Book@willhines.net

Mar 25 2021

1hr 3mins

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Not Like That - John Gemberling

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Garrett LaFrance (John Gemberling) wants to write a series of anthology short story collections, like Stephen King, whom he has never read! Karen has a pool, and Will has food all over his shirt.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?
Email: Book@willhines.net

Mar 18 2021

1hr

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Cancelled - Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli

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Toad Gingrich (Brad Evans) and Russ Wilcox (Nick Ciarelli) want to write a book about a traumatic episode they experienced being cancelled in popular culture! Pam curates an art gallery, Will gets kicked out of a Starbucks.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Mar 11 2021

56mins

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Hilarious Podcast

By kattmoff - May 16 2020
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Laughing right from episode 1!

My sides hurt

By alt u kate - May 10 2020
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From laughing!