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Phoenix Winter: MLP Songs

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Hey guys, my name's Phoenix and this is my OC, Winter. Let me know what song you would like and I'll try to upload it as soon as possible, you might find the song you requested on the 17th of every month. I've been reaching my bandwidth every month and I'm glad that you guys enjoy listening this podcast!If you're new to this podcast smack that follow button it will help me out a lot, and click, spam or destroy that like button if you want some more!!!This Podcast is dead since 22/Nov/2015 however, this Podcast might return in the future and I'll upload more MLP music and request!If you want more songs frequently instead of once every month then help a pony out by giving a generous donation on my pay-pal account. This way, I could upgrade my Podcast and receive more GB on my Bandwidth and Storage so I'll upload at least one song every week!Thanks guys, and stay frosty!

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Hey guys, my name's Phoenix and this is my OC, Winter. Let me know what song you would like and I'll try to upload it as soon as possible, you might find the song you requested on the 17th of every month. I've been reaching my bandwidth every month and I'm glad that you guys enjoy listening this podcast!If you're new to this podcast smack that follow button it will help me out a lot, and click, spam or destroy that like button if you want some more!!!This Podcast is dead since 22/Nov/2015 however, this Podcast might return in the future and I'll upload more MLP music and request!If you want more songs frequently instead of once every month then help a pony out by giving a generous donation on my pay-pal account. This way, I could upgrade my Podcast and receive more GB on my Bandwidth and Storage so I'll upload at least one song every week!Thanks guys, and stay frosty!

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I LOVE IT UMM BUT WHY WOULD SPRING BONNIE GET PUT OF THE CAGES?

i love you

By unicornlol🦄 - Jul 04 2019
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!ps my pet guniea pig sprinkles says hi! :)

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201 Ratings
Average Ratings
166
15
7
5
8

Cool

By Danesian - Nov 27 2019
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I LOVE IT UMM BUT WHY WOULD SPRING BONNIE GET PUT OF THE CAGES?

i love you

By unicornlol🦄 - Jul 04 2019
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!ps my pet guniea pig sprinkles says hi! :)

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Hey guys, my name's Phoenix and this is my OC, Winter. Let me know what song you would like and I'll try to upload it as soon as possible, you might find the song you requested on the 17th of every month. I've been reaching my bandwidth every month and I'm glad that you guys enjoy listening this podcast!If you're new to this podcast smack that follow button it will help me out a lot, and click, spam or destroy that like button if you want some more!!!This Podcast is dead since 22/Nov/2015 however, this Podcast might return in the future and I'll upload more MLP music and request!If you want more songs frequently instead of once every month then help a pony out by giving a generous donation on my pay-pal account. This way, I could upgrade my Podcast and receive more GB on my Bandwidth and Storage so I'll upload at least one song every week!Thanks guys, and stay frosty!

Five Nights at Freddy's

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(I know, this isn't a MLP song but The Living Tombstone's a brony so i guess that counts) Lyrics: We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's We're really quite surprised We get to see you another night You should have looked for another job you should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's

Sep 23 2014

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Pegasus Device

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Lyrics: Deep in the pages of history Lies a shadow hiding in a mystery A late night story buried far away Until it once again sees the light of day And when the little colts and fillies turn out all lights And tell a story of a factory as black as night The luxury of rainbows comes at a price Just ignore the screams, and don't think twice You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device Phantom screams echo through the ruined facility A horrible silence builds an eerie tranquility The souls of many innocent fill the air And the hope that they all died with scattered here and there A mighty machine built within the wake Of a long dead dream, little demon awake The citizens sleep, never quite knowing when The device will reawaken, hungry again You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device (pause) All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even remember my past I don't remember who I used to be I don't even remember my friends of old I don't remember my destiny My mane is purple and my coat is orange What I've become? I have no idea. I only know one simple thing The name they gave me: Absentia You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those little wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even recognize your rainbow mane When you hide it behind that mask of shame You don't even deserve those wings you bear You used to be a legend, a righteous mare All of the failures help to fuel success In your bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And then you sit upon your throne and you roll your diamond dice And you send us all to die in your Pegasus Device In the Rainbow Factory, where fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through In the Rainbow Factory, where failures pay their toll Now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control

Aug 16 2015

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Rainbow Factory

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Lyrics: Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice As the story we knew of sugar and spice But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it With the help of the magic of a Pegasus Device Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology It's easy to misjudge that floating city With it's alluring decor and social psychology But with all great things comes a great responsibility That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability How, you ask, are they up to the task To which the answer is in a simple facility In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true (Instrumental) In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

May 19 2014

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Children of the Night

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Lyrics: Come Little Children I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land Of Enchantment Come Little Children The Time's Come To Play Here In My Garden Of Magic Follow Sweet Children I'll Show Thee The Way Through All The Pain And The Sorrows Weep Not Poor Children For Life Is This Way Murdering Beauty And Passions Hush Now Dear Children It Must Be This Way To Weary Of Life And Deceptions Rest Now My Children For Soon We'll Away into The Calm And The Quiet (pause) Come Little Children I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land Of Enchantment Come Little Children The Time's Come To Play Here In My Garden Of Shadows

Jun 29 2014

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Discord

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Lyrics: I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings Something terrible is going down through the entire town! wreaking anarchy and all that it brings I can't sit idly, no I can't move at all! I curse the name the one behind it all Discord, I'm howling at the moon, And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away! (Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd) x3 I'm fine with changing status quo but not in letting go now the world is being torn apart A terrible catastrophe played by a symphony what a terrifying work of art I can't sit idly no, I can't move at all I curse the name the one behind it all Discord, I'm howling at the moon, And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away! (Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd)x8 Discord, I'm howling at the moon, And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!

May 19 2014

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Pinkie's Brew

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(Requested by: Frosting Heartin Whipcream) Lyrics: I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued They say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! Watch as I work my gypsy magic Eye of a newt and cinnamon Watch as the matter turns to batter Open the portal, jump in! (pause) Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon Toss a fig and save the date and bread and butter chant and mutter, marination, incantation, chocolate icing, timeline splicing, yeast is rising, rectifying (pause) (Pinkie's parents): Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on (pinkie) My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! Watch as I work my gypsy magic Seapony tears and provolone God help the outcast with her witchcraft Someday I'm gonna go home Someday, I'm gonna go home

Jun 17 2014

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Don't mine at night (pony parody)

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Lyrics: Got my sword with Sharpness II. Look, that Zombie's got one too! (What?!) Out of bread, what do I do? I'm low on hearts, this is my doom. I don't even have a tool. Come on Button, play it cool. Though I'm here to fight for you I'm biting more than I can chew. My life flashes by through that Ender Eye I'm scared. Oh well. And I'm pretty sure there's a big Creeper right there! ...(Oh Dang). Don't mine at night. I know you're lookin' at that cave And you're feelin' kinda brave Go to bed you'll be alright Don't mine at night. Don't go deeper, make a change. Get that gold and get away, Zombies wanna' eat our brains. Don't mine at night. I'll fight away the skeletons While you're looking for diamonds They're getting closer, better run. Don't mine at night. No, this won't be our final day. Take my hoof we'll find a way-ay a-woah-oh. Don't mine at night. I turn a sec, you're getting shot. Then jump through a portal, well, why not?! When I think it can't get worse An Ender herd shows up, of course! Now you say you need Glowstone, And want to mine it on your own. Then to save you from the lava I fall in, I should have known. This is the last time I try to be your light. I failed. So bad. I lost all my stuff It was really tough That's it! (Rage quit!) Don't mine at night. I know you're lookin' at that cave And you're feelin' kinda brave. Go to bed you'll be alright. Don't mine at night. Don't go deeper, make a change. Get that gold and get away, Zombies wanna' eat your brains. Don't mine at night. Please don't get caught by skeletons while you're looking for diamonds. They're getting closer, better run. Don't mine at night. No, this won't be your final day Hold on tight I'm on my way-ay a-woah-oh. Don't mine at night.

Jun 07 2014

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Awoken

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Lyrics: What cause have I to feel glad? I've built my life on judgement and causing pain. I don't know those eyes I see in the bloodstained chrome. Now everything that I've had and everything I've known have been thrown away. And with time I've come to find this isn't my home. I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop. I man these wretched machines. Day in, day out, the grinding wears on my brain. Undermining my sanity, making me question my reality. But life is not as it seems. Should I take a chance of freedom and throw it all down the drain? I've been imprisoned, please burn my transgressions away. I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop. (stop stop) I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know. The tears of the broken have washed away my soul. Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow, now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control. I'm sick of hurting, sick of thinking it's all I do. I break those around me, those spared are very few. But the bright sun is burning, and my sky shines ever blue. Friendships surround me, I'm becoming a part of you. I try my best to block out the screams, but they're haunting me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop.

Jun 29 2014

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Love me Cheerilee

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Lyrics: Hey Cheerilee, Cheerilee I'm afraid to raise my hand I have something to ask you 'Cause I want to understand It's not about homework It's about one plus one is two I don't want you to teach me I just want to be with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you (pause) Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I'm afraid to see you after school I can't come to your office And tell you that you're cool It's not about my test Or about my homework you should grade I don't want you to tell me I just wanna go on a date Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you (pause) Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee I think I'm in love with you

Jun 16 2014

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Dark Horse (MLP Voices)

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I'm.... i have no words for this... all voices sung by one voice actress Lyrics: [Fluttershy] (Octavia) Yes Ya'll know what it is Elliemontie MLP voices indeed Let's rage (Applejack) I knew you were You were gonna come to me And here you are But you better choose carefully ‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything Of anything and everything (Granny Smith) Make me your Aphrodite Make me your one and only But don’t make me your enemy (Celestia) your enemy (Granny Smith) your enemy (Button's mom) Your enemy (Granny Smith) Your enemy (Rarity) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [wooohooo] (pinkie pie) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaay] Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse [wooohooo] (Photo Finish) Are you ready for, ready for [YAY!] A perfect storm, perfect storm [YAAY!] Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine There’s no going back [Fluttershy] - [Queen Chrysalis] Uh, She’s a beast [beast] I call her Karma [karma] She eats your heart out Like Queen Chrysalis [HAHAHAHA] Be careful Try not to lead her on Shorty’s heart is on steroids Cause her love is so strong *squeal* (Zacora) - [applebloom] You may fall in love When you meet her [meet her] If you get the chance you better keep her [keep her] She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart She'll turn cold as a freezer (Celestia) That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor She can be my Sleeping Beauty (Queen Chrysalis) I’m gon’ put her in a coma! (Octavia) WHAT? (Bulk Biceps) YEAH!! (Rainbow Dash) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [woooohoooo] (Applebloom) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaaaay] (Babs seed) Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse (woooohoooo) (pinkie pie and Miss, Harshwinny) Are you ready for, ready for (YAAY) A perfect storm, perfect storm (YAAAY) (pinkie pie) 'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine [gasp] (Maud Pie) There’s no going back...

Jun 16 2015

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Thriller

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Requested By: Cabelval (BlackGryph0n) It's close to midnight Something evil's lurkin' in the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart (Applebloom) You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze As horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed (Applebloom) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And no one's gonna save you From the beast about to strike (BlackGryph0n) You know it's thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight, yeah (Applebloom) You hear the door slam And realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand And wonder if you'll ever see the sun (BlackGryph0n) You close your eyes And hope that this is just imagination But all the while You hear a creature creepin' up behind You're outta time (BlackGryph0n) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night There ain't no second chance Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl (Applebloom) Thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight (Applebloom) Night creatures callin' The dead start to walk in their masquerade (BlackGryph0n) There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life (Blackgryph0n) They're out to get you (Applebloom) There's demons closing in on every side They will possess you (BlackGryph0n) Unless you change that number on your dial (Both) Now is the time For you and I to travel close together, yeah All through the night We'll save you from the terror on the screen We'll make you see That this is thriller Thriller at night 'Cause I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, diller, chiller) (Thriller here tonight) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night (BlackGryph0n) And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) (Both) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller) -Baasik Breakdown- (Both) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller)

Jul 16 2015

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Anthropology Lyra's Song

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Lyrics: Human beings fascinating, being just the way they are! Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar It's a mystery, anthropology! Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in? Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology It's a mystery, anthropology! Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves? I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves... Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care! All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere! Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear It's so real to me, anthropology! Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone? Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;) It's so real to me, anthropology! Yeah, they've had a couple of fights, Nobody's perfect you see, Still I say I'm born with the rights to study whatever I please! I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs! I would trade my magic powers, for a pair of new legs! Grab your camera, come on, zoom in! 'Cause your favorite mare's a human, ME! That is who i'll be...! Anthropology, shhh!

Sep 11 2014

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September (Kinetic Typography)

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(Requested by: Flutter Shy Love) lyrics: I can't remember What happened in Septemeber When everything is gone When it's dark and I'm alone It's been forever Since I could have remembered Where the hell is everypony I just wanna know the story Of what happened right before I became so alone Still can't remember What happened in September Back when everypony died Trails of blood thoughout my stride I just discovered That ponies were defeated By something really strong Is it very weird and wrong It just doesn't belong Like it cae out of this world *Finally, finally it's done! It's finally done!* *Stop him! He's trying to kill us all! Stop him!* *NO! No. I'm going to save you all, don't you try and stop me!* I've regained a small memory Came to my head Just like that suddenly I think I've Gotten a clue Something tells me this is wrost then what I knew *This is your redemtion day, everyony! Go away from me! Stay away from me! Go away! You can't touch me now! You see this button here?* *I'M GONNA PRESS IT!!!* I just remembered what happened in September I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL

Jun 20 2014

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It's Been So Long

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It's been awhile since i've uploaded anything, but now you could find me on Itunes!!! (Requested by: Marionette/Purple Guy) Lyrics: I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my child behind Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avenge me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother -pause- I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes Your sweet little eyes, your little smile Is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my son, I'm terrified It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

Mar 01 2015

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The Gypsy Bard

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Lyrics: When you're rife with devastation There's a simple explanation: You're a toymaker's creation Trapped inside a crystal ball And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing our silly song When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me

Aug 20 2014

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Hearts As Strong As Horses

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Requested By: Pyschomuffin Lyrics: We're the toughest little ponies in town Got the moves, got the mojo, no harder working ponies around We are a trio, work as a team We'll be the first ponies out on the flag-waving scene We get going when the going gets tough We know our very best is just never enough We're kinda short, but so what? We don't get defeated We could take a little break, but we don't need it We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses When we put our minds together, we can achieve We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and you should believe We've got determination to represent the nation For the win We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses We've got hearts as strong as horses And we're playing to win as we gallop to glory We can conquer any challenge we're in We've got hearts, hearts strong as horses Hearts strong as horses

Jun 22 2014

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Griffin Village (Winter)

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Lyrics: I once saw you running from them what did they, do to you They turned you into a fool, but you are nobody's fool They took something special from you, something you would not release Shed your tears and let them freeze, shed your tears and let them freeze. They don't know you like I know you all those ponies are the same I swear I won't go away, I swear I won't go away There's a girl that I know Feathers as white as our winter's blanket of snow But I know, But I know Her heart is longing for someone to call her own But she's all alone, she's all alone Now the snow is getting heavy won't you please come back with me Won't you please come back with me, won't you please come back with me.

May 31 2014

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Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Queen Chrysalis vs Discord)

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(let me know who won by typing it in the comment below) Discord won! Lyrics: (Chrysalis) This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall, I’ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small, Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave, I’ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves, I’ve an entire army of changelings on my side, You just have cotton candy and way too much pride, I’m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes, I’ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain. (Discord) Why hello Chryssie! I don’t believe we’ve met before, Either way soon you’ll learn not to challenge Discord You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone, You’re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking All they need is gushy romance to send you packing I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle’s brother (Chrysalis) What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment Creator of Chaos? You’re a block of cement You’re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast You mere mix-and-match creature, you’re a thing of the past Yore rhyming riddles won’t work on me, never can Now back to stone with you, back where you began! (Discord) You’re too serious my dear, what’s the fun in making sense? You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object You can’t even find food for your “loyal subjects” All you do is change shape I can change all reality I’ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.

Jul 07 2014

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Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Prince Blueblood vs Big Macintosh)

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(let me know who you think won by typing it in the comment below) I think Big Macintosh won Lyrics: [Blueblood] Oh please, you little pauper Do you know who I am? I'm a prince. Against me I'm surprised that you can stand They sent some filthy work horse to fight? Oh, how absurd! How can you rap battle? You only know two words! You're such a joke! When you were a dog, you had more brains! Spend less time with colts And we won't think that you're gay! You call this game a rap battle? Well, this will be over quick But I'm not leaving 'till I teach this mutt A few brand new tricks! There's nothing big about you You won't leave anyone wowing That's probably why your garden Is the only field you're plowing I'll leave your eyes derping in circles By the end of this song! And you'll keep saying to yourself "I just don't know what went wrong!" [Big Mac] You like to talk a big game You sure are pompous, eeyup! But everything that you've said Just doesn't seem to add up Now pardon me if I'm wrong You see, I'm no good at math But I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 is To whoop your ass! I may not be the brightest bulb Or the sharpest of nails But you're so dense that people Think you're delivering their mail You're a coward! A chump! You're not cut out for this game! Oh by the way You have a little bit of dirt in your mane They call you Blueblood? I'm sure that's not the only thing blue If anypony is a joke here It's probably you You've gone way out of your league Just pack your bags and go home They call me Big for a reason: Too much to handle on your own! [Blueblood] You've taken one too many apples to the head You big fool! Go back to your "Schmoopy Woopy Pie" Cause you're about to get schooled! Too much to handle on my own? Oh, you think that you're scary? You got tricked by your sis A chicken, and dictionary! This ain't a rodeo, you pig Now get that dirt off your coat! Cause while you're stuck in the mud I'm in the air, on a boat! Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleep You big dope! Do you still think you can win? Because the answer's "Nnnope!" [Big Mac] Every rose has its thorn? Well, you could have fooled me! Because you sure ain't no flower, prince You're more like a weed! I'll buck you like a rotten apple Kick you out in the rain You're not a prince, Blueblood You're just a big royal pain! Where's your charming attitude now? What's wrong, are you scared? Because I shot you down like Rarity Or some other mare? You better saddle up and leave Before I show you some harm So get your royal ass up And get the buck off my farm!

Jun 29 2014

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Oh Sweetie Belle

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Lyrics: The way you trot with your stride That lovely hair those beautiful eyes it Doesn't take a fool to realize That I've fallen, for your clever disguise Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you Sugar cube you're the apple of my eye Another sharp thorn in my soft side Because just the thought of you is enough to drive me crazy And send me singing through the night Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you Well I know that I'm deeply in love and that may sound insane But girl without you in my life I could never be the same And if you are my Rarity then I am your Spike So give me just one chance to show that I can love and treat you right Oh sweetie belle yeah Will take for me to get to you Oh sweetie bell yeah My heart's forever true What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind And steal your breath away from you

Jun 11 2014

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Prototype VIP

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Requested By: HighHorseFlys Lyrics: I wanna be a mobile supercomputer A vision of the future Begin the cyber revolution Mechanical fusion The perfect evolution With systematic harmony I'll run onto eternity And although this metal's part of me I shall not lose my sanity Shatter the flesh and reinforce the bone Embrace this carbon mesh this power's all my own These simple parts of mine are interchangeable Unlimited connections when you're digital Becoming one with wires is sensational Go out with the old and in with the new Stomp the ground Resonating sound surrounds me A power best described as godly At life's intersection, reaching for perfection Requiring no more correction Rip away the obsolete Clean format, update complete No more emotions such a novelty The future key that would be so clear to me These simple parts of mine are interchangeable Unlimited connections when you're digital Becoming one with wires is sensational Go out with the old and in with the new My hunger for perfection is insatiable A prototype that's fully operational This armoured alloy shell is unbreakable My existence is irreplaceable

Sep 18 2015

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Pony Parade

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No lyrics, but I think this will be the last adorable video I'll be uploading X3333 (The video only works on your IOS or Android)

Aug 16 2015

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Rhythm is magic: Remix, apple apple apple

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No lyrics, but I'm really spoiling you guys with a video~ :3 (The video only works on your IOS or Android)

Aug 16 2015

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Tricks Up My Sleeves

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Lyrics: [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lunamoon] You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe? I've got more moves than you'll ever know I own the stage, I'm all the rage You're from the past, I'm from the Space Age [Trixie and the Illusions] Come on, you're just making noise Listen how my music destroys Anything you throw at me I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [Trixie and the Illusions] I'm here to take you down a peg Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh By the time I'm done, you're gonna beg Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] To be in my band, application rejected! [The Illusions] Rejected! [Trixie Lulamoon] Don't look so sad and so dejected [The Illusions] So dejected [Trixie and the Illusions] Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast, But I'm a six-course meal and you're just burnt toast Think I'm gonna ever give up? No, never, ever, ever, ever! Come on, you're just making noise Listen how my music destroys Anything you throw at me I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve And I’m a captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and great [The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh [Trixie Lulamoon] You better believe I’ve got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and great!

Aug 16 2015

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Picture Perfect Pony

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Lyrics: (Photo Finish) There's something I want to share with you... And I think you all are very much going to like it. You're going to love what you see... If there's anything you want, You know I can give it If there is a dream you dream, I can let you live it, Take a chance and let me do What I do the best, We can take you, clean you up, And make you shine above the rest It doesn't really matter What they thought of you before By the time that I am done, No pony will ignore You, little you, Now a great big superstar, Stick with me baby, And I'll make you go far That's right, I can make you a... (Mandopony) Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Photo finish, that's her name, Makin everypony pretty is her number one game, She do what she do, to make you more than you, Nopony gonna care if what we share is true, Cuz lies are beautiful, the truth is not, Come on little mare, you better shake that plot, You know that's what they really all came to see A picture perfect pony Why you gotta ruin everything with questions? Shut up, tune out, and don't forget to mention How happy you are that they all came to see you And how you understand everypony wants to be you (Photo Finish) Now let me clear up any doubts You may think you possess Everypony will adore you When they see you in that dress Fans screaming everyday To get a piece of you Lights, cameras, all the time, Watching what you do You know it's what you want, I mean, how could you say no? There's never been a pony here With the guts to go And why would you run away? It's everypony's dream To be a star in outer space, Where no pony hears you scream. (Mandopony) That’s why you wanna be a... Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture perfect pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony Picture Perfect Pony, picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony

Aug 16 2015

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Pegasus Device

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Lyrics: Deep in the pages of history Lies a shadow hiding in a mystery A late night story buried far away Until it once again sees the light of day And when the little colts and fillies turn out all lights And tell a story of a factory as black as night The luxury of rainbows comes at a price Just ignore the screams, and don't think twice You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device Phantom screams echo through the ruined facility A horrible silence builds an eerie tranquility The souls of many innocent fill the air And the hope that they all died with scattered here and there A mighty machine built within the wake Of a long dead dream, little demon awake The citizens sleep, never quite knowing when The device will reawaken, hungry again You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device (pause) All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even remember my past I don't remember who I used to be I don't even remember my friends of old I don't remember my destiny My mane is purple and my coat is orange What I've become? I have no idea. I only know one simple thing The name they gave me: Absentia You've proven to yourself and to all of us That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus You don't even deserve those little wings you bear When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare All of the failures help to fuel success In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device I don't even recognize your rainbow mane When you hide it behind that mask of shame You don't even deserve those wings you bear You used to be a legend, a righteous mare All of the failures help to fuel success In your bloody and visceral weather game of Chess And then you sit upon your throne and you roll your diamond dice And you send us all to die in your Pegasus Device In the Rainbow Factory, where fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through In the Rainbow Factory, where failures pay their toll Now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control

Aug 16 2015

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Thriller

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Requested By: Cabelval (BlackGryph0n) It's close to midnight Something evil's lurkin' in the dark Under the moonlight You see a sight that almost stops your heart (Applebloom) You try to scream But terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze As horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed (Applebloom) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And no one's gonna save you From the beast about to strike (BlackGryph0n) You know it's thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight, yeah (Applebloom) You hear the door slam And realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand And wonder if you'll ever see the sun (BlackGryph0n) You close your eyes And hope that this is just imagination But all the while You hear a creature creepin' up behind You're outta time (BlackGryph0n) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night There ain't no second chance Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl (Applebloom) Thriller Thriller at night You're fighting for your life Inside a killer Thriller tonight (Applebloom) Night creatures callin' The dead start to walk in their masquerade (BlackGryph0n) There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life (Blackgryph0n) They're out to get you (Applebloom) There's demons closing in on every side They will possess you (BlackGryph0n) Unless you change that number on your dial (Both) Now is the time For you and I to travel close together, yeah All through the night We'll save you from the terror on the screen We'll make you see That this is thriller Thriller at night 'Cause I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, diller, chiller) (Thriller here tonight) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night (BlackGryph0n) And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) (Both) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller) -Baasik Breakdown- (Both) 'Cause this is thriller Thriller at night And, I can thrill you more Than any ghoul would ever dare try (Thriller) (Thriller at night) So let me hold you tight And share a (Killer, thriller)

Jul 16 2015

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Dark Horse (MLP Voices)

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I'm.... i have no words for this... all voices sung by one voice actress Lyrics: [Fluttershy] (Octavia) Yes Ya'll know what it is Elliemontie MLP voices indeed Let's rage (Applejack) I knew you were You were gonna come to me And here you are But you better choose carefully ‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything Of anything and everything (Granny Smith) Make me your Aphrodite Make me your one and only But don’t make me your enemy (Celestia) your enemy (Granny Smith) your enemy (Button's mom) Your enemy (Granny Smith) Your enemy (Rarity) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [wooohooo] (pinkie pie) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaay] Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse [wooohooo] (Photo Finish) Are you ready for, ready for [YAY!] A perfect storm, perfect storm [YAAY!] Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine There’s no going back [Fluttershy] - [Queen Chrysalis] Uh, She’s a beast [beast] I call her Karma [karma] She eats your heart out Like Queen Chrysalis [HAHAHAHA] Be careful Try not to lead her on Shorty’s heart is on steroids Cause her love is so strong *squeal* (Zacora) - [applebloom] You may fall in love When you meet her [meet her] If you get the chance you better keep her [keep her] She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart She'll turn cold as a freezer (Celestia) That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor She can be my Sleeping Beauty (Queen Chrysalis) I’m gon’ put her in a coma! (Octavia) WHAT? (Bulk Biceps) YEAH!! (Rainbow Dash) So you wanna play with magic [yaaaay] Boy, you should know what you're falling for [woooohoooo] (Applebloom) Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaaaay] (Babs seed) Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse (woooohoooo) (pinkie pie and Miss, Harshwinny) Are you ready for, ready for (YAAY) A perfect storm, perfect storm (YAAAY) (pinkie pie) 'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine [gasp] (Maud Pie) There’s no going back...

Jun 16 2015

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Spitfire's Day Off

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Lyrics: Come on Eileen, come on Eileen Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio He moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers used to sing along Who'd blame them? You're grown (You're grown up) So grown (So grown up) Now I must say more than ever Come on Eileen Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye And we can sing just like our fathers Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment, you mean everything You in that dress Oh, my thoughts, I confessed Verge on the dirty Ah, come on Eileen Come on Eileen These people round here Wear beaten down eyes Sun in smoke dried faces Resigned to what their fate is But not us (No, never) No, not us (No, never) We are far too young and clever Remember Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye Eileen, I'll let this tune forever Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye Eileen, I'll let this tune forever Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means Ah, come on let's take off everything That pretty red dress Oh, Eileen tell him yes Oh, come on let's, ah, come on Eileen Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment you mean everything Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye Toora, toora tooloorye, oh, Eileen I said, come on Eileen oh, come on Eileen We are far too young and clever And things won't ever change And I say, toora, loora, toora loorye, aye Come on Eileen Oh, I swear, well, he means At this moment, you mean everything to me Oh, to me, oh, Eileen You mean everything

Jun 16 2015

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Proud to be a Brony

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Requested By: Cabelval I must say that I am proud to be a brony! Lyrics: --Introduction-- (I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you shared its magic with me!) A while ago if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time, No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind. But lately I've been thinking of a reason I should hide FIM as if to mention it where painful, when it feels so good inside~~!! Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid loving mind, How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind? Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie? And the way she kind of acts a bit like me sometimes? You see I use to hate that I liked my little pony. Not any more... I'm proud to be a brony! [Twilight]: "FOREVER!" [Applejack]: "Can't hear ya, I'm asleep." [Rainbow Dash]: "Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH!!" [Rarity]: "Thiiis is whiiining!" [Fluttershy]: "You rock! woohoo..." [Twilight]: "Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." [Spike]: "can you do that? Can you explode twice?" [Rainbow Dash]: "It needs to be about twenty percent cooler." [Pinkie Pie]: "Oatmeal?! Are you crazy!?" [Fluttershy poison joke]: "I don't wanna talk about it..." *SQUEE* X333 Many try to make me feel embarrassed but their attempts have been in vain, For though they tell me I'm the one with problems, they're the ones who are insane! So for those watch but won't admit it; well you shouldn't be like that. Cause you could be twenty percent cooler in ten seconds flat~~!! Why don't you mention Rainbow Dash and her acrobatic skill, How she will try her hoof at anything just to get a little thrill? Why don't you mention Apple Jack, and talk about her honest southern style power of will? See you don't have to fake that you hate my little pony. Shout it out~~!! "I'm proud to be a brony!" ---Musical Interlude--- "My Little Pony" "Winter Wrap Up" "Art of the Dress" "Cupcakes" So I'm gonna mention Rarity and how she's oh so lady like, But even though she's prim and proper, she could make it in a fight! And I'm gonna mention Twilight, and though she's kinda nerdy, boasts a power tucked away, could take an Ursa any day! So how about you? Would you do what I do, or be phony? I'm asking you now... Are you proud to be a brony?! Are you proud to be a brony?...

May 16 2015

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The Real Pink Pony

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THIS MUSIC CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING!!! you have been warned... Lyrics: (Twilight) May I have your attention please! x2 Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down! I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down! (Applejack) Uh, We're gonna have a problem here... (Pinkie) Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore with me babysitting worse than before Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!) And now Twilight like: (Twilight) Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she? (Pinkie) And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies! Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed! Brony guys love Pinkie Pie (Applejack) Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her Hopping around shaking her you-know-what in front of you-know-who (Rainbow Dash) Yeah but she's so fun though (Pinkie) Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! And that's the dance move we teach to little kids And we expect them to not know what twerking is Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic and everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls We aint nothin but horses! Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage Then why can't two female ponies just kiss? All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this Sorry, those bronies can't resist! (CHORUS) 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2 (Pinkie) Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying But I do, mainly because I get paid to You think I wanna be best pony? Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me (Rarity) But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird! (Pinkie) So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard? Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared? Now I can properly flip off Gilda I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die Put me on blast on Discovery kids! And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups? All you losers ever do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk like me, trot like me, break the fourth wall like me Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry! (CHORUS x2) (Pinkie) I'm like a head trip to watch! Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall I just go around being all random Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're canceled Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy, Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies, And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date with Spike Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon So will the real Pinkie please sit down and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown 'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight I don't bite but if you're a cake I might! (CHORUS x4) (Pinkie) Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down.

Apr 17 2015

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It's Been So Long

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It's been awhile since i've uploaded anything, but now you could find me on Itunes!!! (Requested by: Marionette/Purple Guy) Lyrics: I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my child behind Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avenge me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother -pause- I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes Your sweet little eyes, your little smile Is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my son, I'm terrified It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

Mar 01 2015

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Swing Tavi Swing

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Lyrics: If it's groove you're looking for, then you've come to the right place Octavia can't you see, Classical is not the type for me Now don't you look the other way, because this music's here to stay Now wipe that grin right off your face Cause it'll all be gone when you step into this place So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show. (pause) Maybe you've learned a thing or two, about how fast those hooves can groove Now c'mon just take a chance, these beats will put you in a trance Now these things you just can't forget, it would only bring regret but there's one thing you must know we can't stop this crowd from stomping on the floor So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show. (pause) So put down that cello and go grab the bass, cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place. You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show, just let it go.

Nov 19 2014

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I Am No Hero

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Requested by: Anonymous Don't look for me in the spotlight Don't think that I am the one Who brightens your lives, And endlessly strives, To live a life in the sun I will never shine, I'll never be beautiful, And I will never be yours, She made it clear, I should stay right here, So you can be sure... That I am no hero I can't answer your prayers No matter how I feel inside I know that nobody cares For I am no hero And when you look to the sky You will never see my face You'll never see me cry This is the real me, Unashamed, but not unafraid I won't say I'm sorry For who I was, I can't say I've never strayed Far from the light, away from the path That all the righteous have tread, But I'll never lie, no I'll never try To claim I'm perfect instead For I am no hero I can't answer your prayers No matter how it feels inside I know that nobody cares For I am no hero And when you look to the sky You will never see my face You'll never see me cry No I am not perfect, I just wanna be The one you look up to In times of need, But you love another, I'll never be the same When you're lonely like me, Don't call for my name... Don't call my name.

Oct 16 2014

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Octavia's Overture (SlyphStorm - Reimagining The Living Tombstone)

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Lyrics: Look back to long ago To a little town so calm and slow The days and months and years just kinda slipped on by You learned to play those ancient strings While the world listened to other things Until you finally just sat down to cry So you packed a bag and said so long And you didn't look back till you were long gone Headed to the city to play your song Cause that's where you belong Your parents worried 'bout you every day All your friends said you chose wrong But the promises of fame, success and fortune Were just too stong Your only friend in the cold cruel city are your strings and bow Keep walking through the rainy streets with your head down low As air gets colder and the rain turns to snow, whisper to yourself I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know) I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know) Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum Octavia, the time for you to shine has come Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap Octavia, this night is yours to keep Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep You've grown to love this sleepless city With the shows so bright, and the lights so pretty You feel that this is where you're meant to be Your name and face are everywhere When you walk by, they stop and stare And you pretend like you just never see So you called a friend back from the past A relationship that's meant to last You wonder how she's been all these years Can't talk now, busy making a brand new song Or is she faking, the conversation broke you down to tears Why did I forget about her for so long I thought it wouldn't really matter but it's all just gone so wrong I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm trying to be strong I'm the type of pony everypony should know But who I am inside isn't what I show And as I walk through the cold and snow I feel so low Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum Octavia, the time for you to shine has come Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap Octavia, this night is yours to keep Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep Octavia, we all miss you here at home Octavia, when you left us all to roam Octavia, we never thought we'd see you again But the only thing we hear from you is you were right again Octavia, we all miss you here at home Octavia, when you left us here to roam Octavia, will you come back home to show All of us what's become of the cellist we used to know

Sep 30 2014

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Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu

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(ElectroKaplosion) - [Feather] Lyrics: (Electro) I think that you're rather unique Perhaps you're something new And if you'd like to oblige I'd like to get to know you. [Feather] You seem fundamentally fun I feel like being your friend. Let's see the big city sights and find how well we blend. (Electro) I hope you won't mind if I say I'm smitten by your smile I hope you like all my jokes and that you'll stay for a while. [Feather] I'd gab that your humor is grand At least what I understand It seems your passion rubs off It's better than I planned. (Electro) It's the start of something too great It's really much too profound I'm glad we ventured a chance It's frankly hard to expound. [Feather] Do you think we both have a chance? Can we even get by? I know the odds are against. [(We'll make it if we try!)] (Electro) You've hair soft as feathery down Wide eyes to look into Such trust and vigor for life! [I am your pony waifu!] (Electro) That makes my poor heart burst with glee! Please promise me that it's true! That you would deign to choose me! [I am your pony waifu!] -pause- (Electro) Profess to me your foolhardy dreams The things you find you're fond of Tell me your every wish I think that I'm in love. [Feather] You know that I love you too! You feed me sugar cubes Can't say what more could I want I am your pony waifu! (I'll be there for you every night!) [And I will be there too!] [You are my very best friend] [And I'm your pony waifu!] (Dear you are the light of my life!) [I know that we'll get through!] (You're everything that I need!) [I am your pony waifu!] (I predict a future for us.) [We're going to make it shine!] (Because I know that I'm yours!) [And I know you're mine!] (Added lyrics) YEEEEAH PONY WAIFU YEEEEEEEEEAH YEAH YEAH HOOOOOH MAH PONY WAIFU YEAH EH-EAH I SAID OH MAH PONY WAIFU MAH PONNNNY WAIFU YEAAAAAH MY PONY WAIFU OOOOOH YEAH

Sep 26 2014

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Five Nights at Freddy's

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(I know, this isn't a MLP song but The Living Tombstone's a brony so i guess that counts) Lyrics: We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's We're really quite surprised We get to see you another night You should have looked for another job you should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors Please let us get in! don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls who have lost all control and we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend after all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you want to be I just don't get it Why do you want to stay Five Nights at Freddy's

Sep 23 2014

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Anthropology Lyra's Song

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Lyrics: Human beings fascinating, being just the way they are! Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar It's a mystery, anthropology! Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in? Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology It's a mystery, anthropology! Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves? I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves... Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care! All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere! Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear It's so real to me, anthropology! Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone? Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;) It's so real to me, anthropology! Yeah, they've had a couple of fights, Nobody's perfect you see, Still I say I'm born with the rights to study whatever I please! I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs! I would trade my magic powers, for a pair of new legs! Grab your camera, come on, zoom in! 'Cause your favorite mare's a human, ME! That is who i'll be...! Anthropology, shhh!

Sep 11 2014

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The Gypsy Bard

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Lyrics: When you're rife with devastation There's a simple explanation: You're a toymaker's creation Trapped inside a crystal ball And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing our silly song When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me

Aug 20 2014

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Fluttershy inc

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Requsted By: Danny Darkmoon Hibdon Lyrics: Everypony's here for the pegasus race I don't know what started it in the first place and somehow I got stuck here holding the flag where balance and preparedness were never my bag I get knocked off my cloud as the ponies fly by a pegasus who never learned how to fly and all I'd have to do is to use my wings but this isn't a joke, it's the end of things suddenly, a butterfly then a thousand flutter by slow me as I'm falling down set me on the ground, now where am I this wondrous place? Trees and bunnies' warm embrace suddenly a butterfly steals me from the sky zoomin comes a quick turn, wings churn cuttin' it close get cloud burn though these ponies show concern they just gotta' watch n' learn can't see the clouds as they're passin' me by just hear the sound of them, passin' me by watch me as I clear the gate ha ha ha ha haaaa you gonna' offend one of my friends I'll defend them to the teeth you wanna' have a race just name the time and place cause' I intend to take the wreath one more gate to clear it I ain't gonna fear it watch as I accelerate hahahahahaaa suddenly, a butterfly then a thousand flutter by slow me as I'm falling down set me on the ground, now where am I this wondrous place? Trees and bunnies' warm embrace suddenly a butterfly steals me from the sky one more gate to clear it I ain't gonna fear it watch as I accelerate hahahahahaaa (x2)

Jul 26 2014

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