It's 2010 All Over Again, Kate Beckinsale Ruins the Ecosystem, and What Happened at Dyatlov Pass?
Russians mysteriously dying in the wilderness. The best songs of 2010. The TikTok Hype House. How in the world does old school mail still exist? Kate Beckinsale is messing with the foundation of society. TIMESTAMPS: (:00-1:00) Got My Old Thing Back, (1:00) Thank you for almost helping us catch the Daddy Girls, (4:00) The best songs and bars of 2010, (16:00) Get Roman, (18:00) the TikTok Hype House, (28:00) The Mail System, (34:00) The mysterious deaths of 9 Russian hikers in the wilderness in 1959, (1:05:00) Kate Beckinsale is dating Machine Gun Kelly and it is putting all mankind is in jeopardy!!!
8 Jan 2020
The Great American McDonalds Monopoly Scam, Big Game Boxers, and Standing Desks
McDonalds Monopoly was one of the greatest marketing devices, and also one of the greastest scams of all time. The security manager of the marketing firm charged with distributing the winning pieces was stealing them and giving them to his friends, defrauding customers out of $24 million in potential winnings. Cubucle Chronicles makes it's triumphant return: Standing desk farts and sharing a urinial. DO you have your favorite pair of boxers? What about your favorite dishware? Work Sucks. Take a break.TIMESTAMPS:0-2:00 Slow Wine Remix(2:00) why aren't R Kelly and Harvey Weinstein in jail yet (4:00) Last Stand Boxers, bag socks, solving laundry, uncomfortable boxers (9:00) the paradox of the thong (11:00) Palladium (15:00) Dave's big game boxer blog (17:00) everyday is big game boxer day, don't let your boxers ruin your day (18:00) favorite dishware (25:00) Get Roman (28:00) Cubicle Chronicles (39:00) The Normals (40:00) McMillions(44:00) Jacobsen's scam (48:00)Monopoly board game (50:00) Park Place, only 10 Boardwalks (52:00) Monopoly Nintendo game (53:00) Monopoly pieces, dropping the thimble (54:00) Mandela Effect (56:00) name the Railroads, playing the actual game (57:00) Dad's old car, porn and sword60:00 eating McDonalds as a kid, Batman Returns, winning crappy prizes in the Monopoly game (1:02:00) Chance or Community Chest, the rules of Jail, winning Monopoly, playing at the Jersey Shore (1:04:00) Monopoly vs Clue (1:08:00) Risk (1:10:00) McDonalds order (1:12:00) #FreeJerryJacobsen (1:16:00) Insurance ad writers, what was Burger King thinking (1:20:00) Documentary!!!
15 Jan 2020
Wall Ball and Work Trips
Good Mike vs Bad Mike and the time KFC got caught lying to his mom. The return of 1 Minute Man. Jean-Luc Picard is back! Remember when Stephon Marbury ate a bunch of vaseline on a livestream? Racist square dancing. The best gym/recess game: Wall Ball, Matball, Foursquare, Tetherball, Steal The Bacon, Dodgeball, Spike Ball, Kan Jam, Pickleball, Badminton and more. TIMESTAMPS: (:00-2:00) UnderStudies Up &Up (2:00) Good Mike vs Bad Mike, Vince Rinse, Podcast Diary (11:00) when are we posting episodes (15:00) 1 Minute man (16:00) Picard (21:00) Tebow had sex (24:00) Zion (28:00) Jeter (34:00) Marbury (38:00) Miami (40:00) Work Trips (44:00) Get Roman (46:00-50:00) regionalization (54:00) genesis of blogs, best balls (55:00) Wall Ball (1:09:00) Matball (1:17:00) Slamball (1:20:00) Ninja Gaiden (1:22:00) Steal the bacon (1:24:00) Dodgeball/Elimination/Bombardment (1:28:00) Big Bat Bopper Baseball (1:30:00) Tetherball (1:31:00) Foursquare (1:32:00) Spike Ball, Kan Jam, Beach games, lawn games (1:34:00) Paddleball, Pickleball, Badminton (1:36:00) Scooter games (1:38:00) PS 175 (1:46:00) Presidential Fitness Test (1:50:00) Square dancing (1:51:00) Up And Up!!!
24 Jan 2020
(:00-15:00) Mailtime Monologue: Is Coronavirus the Brooklyn Nets? The Democrats? Or just the KFC Mush? (16:00) Urban Legends, doomsday prep, grandma goes insane (20:00) Tiger Mom vs Irish Mom, Legends from the DM, falling for fake news (30:00) Dog in a bag (40:00) Urban Legends: Hook Man, Flashing Lights, Lil Kim, the first blowjob, filthy wikipedia, (52:00) Marilyn Manson, Richard Gere, Ciara (60:00) Mr Rogers Avril Lavinge, Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Adnan, Scott Peterson, Beyonce, Paul McCartney, Inifinity Stairs, Shazam (76:00) Disney, Frozen, simming after you eat, mattress tags, Clorox bottles, lunar landing, Magic Johnson, Stevie Wonder, tortilla chips, RIP Gerry McNamara, False Crime!!!
11 Mar 2020
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Time Travel & Hip Hop (featuring @ItsTheReal)
Eric & Jeff Rosenthal from @ItsTheReal come through to talk about their experience creating content with some of the world's most influential rap artists. But first, we try to wrap our brains around time travel!!!!TIMEstamps:(:00-4:00) still not rich (4:30) Penn National (8:00) drink a swimming pool and eat a supermarket (10:00) How does air work? (12:00) Shout out to plants (14:00) Time Travel is so cool (16:00) Australia got duped by a "Noah The Time Traveler"(17:00) Michael Philips, Time Travel will be revealed in 2028 (19:00) The Hawaii Missile Scare was real (24:00) Was Hitler a time traveler? (27:00) Quantum Leap (28:00) Did a time traveler stop 9/11? (30:00) Back To The Future (31:00) Circular time, the master timeline, space-time, black holes, photons, time dilation, wormholes, and the gravity of time (36:00) Choose Your Own Adventure (40:00) 2028 (41:00) the Jeff Bezos Mountain Clock is a time machine (44:00) the Chronovisor, the Big Bang, Red Shift, and maybe the Earth actually is flat (46:00) Nuclear maintenance program (48:00) The front of the timeline (54:00) Would we know if time travel is happening? (56:00) rewrite the Bible (58:00) Time is a Flat Circle (60:00) time traveling memories (1:02:00) Get Roman (1:03:00) Would you save 2Pac or Biggie? (1:10:00) IT'S THE REAL (1:14:00) Getting started and Bun B reaching out (1:20:00) from Syracuse to Kanye (1:24:00) Culture Vulturism (1:28:00) Growing up Hip Hop, new vs old rap (1:30:00) Watching Groundhog Day with The Lox (1:34:00) Podcast beef (1:36:00) Vinny's big dick (1:40:00) Andre 3000 isn't putting out any new music (1:46:00) Mase's message of Puffy (1:50:00) The problem with Kanye (1:54:00) Lil Wayne has no idea what Sunday Service is (1:56:00) Action Bronson & Ghostface (2:00:00) Mac Miller, Travis Scott, Rocafella Reunion (2:06:00) Change a moment in Hip Hop
5 Feb 2020
Love & Luggage (with @BarstoolTrent)
Trent joins us to talk about his appearance on The Bachelor, getting his start at Barstool, and working at a corn plant. The greatest couples to never make it. 3rd Wheel Awareness Day. And the 3 types of Valentine's Day people.TIMESTAMPS: (00-4:00) Valentine's Day(5:00) Trent got the Bachelor a 13% boost in ratings and a tweet from Kristina Schulman(9:00) Guys lowkey love drama and soap opera(13:00) The Greatest Couples to Never Make It(14:00) Brad & Jen(21:00) Brangelina(22:00) J-Lo and Puffy(24:00) Bennifer(25:00) Justin & Britney(31:00) Minka & Jeter(40:00) Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga(44:00) Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise(46:00) Bieber & Selena(47:00) Vanessa Hudgens ) Zac Efron(48:00) Ashton & Mila(50:00) Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan, Chris Pratt & Ana Faris, Elvis & Priscilla(51:00) Chris Brown & Rihanna(52:00) Conscious Uncoupling(53:00) Eva Longoria & Tony Parker(54:00) Get Roman58:00 TRENT joims the show to talk about crashing Barstool Idol, gettig started at Barstool, his new found fame as Luggage Guy/Grim Reaper, mentions from Judd Apatow, increasing the ratings for The Bachelor, and the possible return of Barstool Afterparty!
12 Feb 2020
Adult BINGO & Harlan Coben
All the conversational signs that your are getting old. Small talk with strangers, conference call chatter, the "oh, ok" and getting excited about an air fryer. Harlan Coben has written 30+ novels and is the author/producer for The Stranger (on Netflix now). He joins us to talk about how to deal with critics, RL Stine, Dan Brown, what went wrong with Game of Thrones and Lost, and why people look at him like he is a zoo animal.TIMESTAMPS:(:00-4:00) signs of getting old, pot luck, social life circumstances(4:00) small talk, conference call talk(6:00) Oh, ok(7:00) Where did you go to school?(9:00) The gift and the curse, happy hour(12:00) Stealing signs (From bars), dancing at the bar(15:00) Becoming your own villain(16:00) Small talk with strangers, how have you been?(18:00) Adult BINGO(19:00) Kids(22:00) Real Estate(26:00) Kitchen(28:00) Minivans(30:00) Airfryer(32:00) Instagram ads(34:00) Diet, This Book I'm Reading, exercise bike(36:00) Intermittent Fasting/Starvation(38:00) Must Watch, podcasts you listen to(40:00) Reading, going to bed early(44:00) Living vicariously, judging young people(46:00) Get Roman (50:00-55:00) Astros(1:00:00) The Stranger, cameo(1:07:00) Horror genre, torture porn, the end of the show is different than the book(1:08:00) LOST not paying off on it's teasing, knowing the end of the story when you start writing(1:10:00) How to write suspense, adding in a twist to every story, asshole coaches(1:13:30) is Knives Out character based on you?(1:17:00) How to develop stories, asking What If? (1:19:00) why is everything British? 5 year deal with Netflix(1:21:00) Game of Thrones and where it went wrong(1:22:30) responding to critics and plot holes(1:24:00) Shonda Rimes created Grey's Anatomy for Bob Iger(1:25:00) RL Stine, why Girls would only work on HBO(1:28:00) writing blurbs for Dan Brown(1:31:00) what it's like to be a successful writer, only bad writers think they are good, how long does it take to write a book(1:34:00) Save The Cat, any formula to a successful book? Bird By Bird, writers vs bloggers(1:37:00) more gratified: book or Netflix series? first bestseller(1:40:00) working with Michael C Hall(1:42:00) finding balance, working from home, writing in Starbucks!!!
19 Feb 2020
Corona & Konami
Larry David basically did his own version of The Goddam Jets in an episode of Curb. The Coronavirus is either really good marketing, or the 100-year crisis that hits in the 20s. All the other moments of mass hysteria including Beenie Babies, Net Neutrality, Bitcoin and of course, the Salem Witch Trials. RIPRP Kazuhisa Hashimoto, creator of the Konami Code and teacher of life lessons. Find your code, ladies and gentlemen!!!
4 Mar 2020
What's Your Name, What's Your Excuse
Wilder and Fury have names destined for greatness. But Wilder also had one of the hall of fame sports excuses for losing. We take a look at the best excuses and the best names in sports!!!
26 Feb 2020
Everything we think we can accomplish during the quarantine. Don't get fat or get fat on purpose. Maybe we all will be sent back to work. FOMO vs guilt. Did the KFC Mush cause COVID? Was Kobe the center of the universe? A conversation with Makanzie about how her business has been hit hard by the pandemic. To help her out venmo: bigmakball
25 Mar 2020
An Extra Year of Kobe and What Happens When You Die
We were lucky enough to spend some time in the suburbs of Philadelphia and see Kobe play at Lower Merion. We reminisce about his brief rap career, taking Brandy to the prom, watching a freshman try to guard him, and what it was like to know about Kobe a year ahead of everyone else. We discuss the horror of what it must be like to have a child die, the tragedy of Gigi Bryant, missing out on Kobe the family man, and the world's reaction to the accident. We lighten it up a little with some talk about playing in 8-foot basketball leagues and getting robbed by crooked little league umps and then we talk about what happens when you die!
29 Jan 2020
The Great Indoors
Only 5 mins of serious Corona talk (from 11:00-16:00 so skip that if you are sick of it). Vanessa Hudgens is the most tone deaf person in the world. Jared Leto comes out of the desert. Big Brother Cast doesn't know about Corona. Columbia House CD Club. The Golden Era of Blogging. WestWorld. The Greatest Indoor Inventions. Tom Brady leaves New England.
18 Mar 2020
Thoughts On The Murder of George Floyd And The Protests
As a white guy who tries to focus on humor, I wasn’t sure if I should weigh in on this. Then I thought about how that’s part of the problem. So here’s my thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, the reasonable and unreasonable response of the protestors, how the privileged people of the world need to recognize why this is their response, and how it’s borderline impossible for people like myself to even understand how they feel and where they are coming from
31 May 2020
Fit Check (featuring Big Ev)
Fit Check with Big Ev (1:31:31) as we check in with the Double Vodka Don and his #StepxStep efforts to lose some weight. What he is doing to get healthy, dealing with the hernia, and off course wiggle-dicking. KFC is dealing with an old man hangover and wants to be a musician. People will have no problem re-adjusting to life after quarantine. Do As I Say, Not As I Do: advice from the Mailbox (Kfcradio.com/mailbox). What do you get irrationally nervous about? Should you vouch for a friend to get him a job?
27 May 2020
Spotify rocks the podcast world with the Joe Rogan deal. What will this mean for shows going forward? Congrats to the Class of 2020, advice for you as you enter this new world. Dark Hits, the biological clock, putting a price tag on people, life gets messy.
20 May 2020
Bringing baseball back this season doesn't make any sense unless... the players take a paycut, the TV networks pony up, or Steve Cohen saves the day. Quibi is a disaster. Canada might release the psycho from Don't F*ck With Cats, and Middleditch & Schwartz is hysterical
13 May 2020
Michael Jordan basically threw himself at Adidas and they couldn't close the deal. Nike got it done and the Jordan brand was born. From billion dollar divorces to harrible draft moves to the worst movie role decisions, we countdown the biggest blunders throughout history
6 May 2020
Lil Dicky Called His Shot (throwback to 2015)
In 2015 we sat down with Lil Dicky in the greenroom of Irving Plaza and he called his shot that he would one day have his own TV show.We talked using rap to get him into entertainment, Dave vs Lil Dicky, finding his soulmate, getting started in rap while working in marketing, and he even gives KFC some advice on rap battles.
1 May 2020
Lunch & Aliens
The Pentagon has confirmed videos of "UFOs" but does that really mean aliens? If you could find out the truth about aliens,, or the Jordan gamblins suspension, which do you choose. Milk pouches and all the best lunch time snacks.
29 Apr 2020
While the Jeffrey Epstein case was a huge story, it is still shrouded in mystery confusion. Tim Dillon had a reporter on his podcast reveling how deep the conspiracy really ran. @KFCBarstool and @BrendanClancy react to what they heard and also recap the weeik in 1 Minute Man: Huge Baby, Last Dance, Georgia bowling alleys, Kim Jong Un, The Queen's Bday, Jlo & ARod save the Mets, Barsool Graduation, and Babyface vs Teddy Riley!
22 Apr 2020