So they're dating after only seeing each other....carnally.... for six months. What does this mean????

In which absolutely, positively no sex happens whatsoever.

We continue our comedic trek through Sawyer's Magnum Opus with Book 5, Reparation.Where we last left off, our fearless protagonist had managed to make absolutely no progress in her love life, her friendships, or her career after only.... holy crap 4 books? The love of her life had asked her out on a date after only 6 months of furious humping. WHAT WILL SHE WEAR??

We continue our comedic trek through Sawyer's Magnum Opus with Book 5, Reparation. Where we last left off, our fearless protagonist had managed to make absolutely no progress in her love life, her friendships, or her career after only.... holy crap 4 books? The love of her life had asked her out on a date after only 6 months of furious humping. WHAT WILL SHE WEAR??

(Legal) Affairs of the Heart

Yes, we know what's happening in the United States. Yes, we are upset. No, this episode doesn't address it because it was recorded prior. Just listen to some weird dino pr0n with us and laugh. We all need it.

In which protofeathers are ruffled, dongs drag the ground, and the Fuckceratops makes a return.

Lord Bartholomew is on his way to the zoo to see the beautiful new import from undiscovered lands. Could there be romance in the air for Lord Bart and the feathered thicc beast?

In which a victorian twink writes horny poetry for thicc dinosaurs.

Our newest novella, Lord Bartholomew's Ankylosaur Lover, continues our tradition (?) of punishing ourselves with bad romance. Stay tuned for fancy wordplay, Covid coughs, and the introduction of a new dino love interest. It literally could not get worse than the last book.HAPPY PRIDE YOU QUEERS!

Our newest novella, Lord Bartholomew's Ankylosaur Lover, continues our tradition (?) of punishing ourselves with bad romance. Stay tuned for fancy wordplay, Covid coughs, and the introduction of a new dino love interest. It literally could not get worse than the last book. HAPPY PRIDE YOU QUEERS!

In which a little lord lusts for large lizard legs.

Tannis, now missing an arm due to a sexy dino-related incident...does sex things. Listen, it's straight-up dinosaur pr0n. What more do you people want from us?

Tannis, now missing an arm due to a sexy dino-related incident...does sex things. Listen, it's straight-up dinosaur pr0n. What more do you people want from us?

In which dinosaurs have armless sex and two lawyers despair.

LAST TIME ON DINOSAUR ROMANCE:TELEPATHIC DINOSINCOMPREHENSIBLY INTOLERANT DADSTAKING A BULLET FOR YOUR FEATHERED DINO LOVERWHAT NEXT?

LAST TIME ON DINOSAUR ROMANCE: TELEPATHIC DINOS INCOMPREHENSIBLY INTOLERANT DADS TAKING A BULLET FOR YOUR FEATHERED DINO LOVER WHAT NEXT?

In which we return from a brief hiatus to some proper dino-rotica.

The world is bad and scary . . . anyway, let's read some dino porn together.Includes rage-filled tangents from two queer women lawyers trying to cope with losing their rights to their own bodies. Is coping by reading about sexy telepathic dinosaurs valid? Yes, yes it is. VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES.

The world is bad and scary . . . anyway, let's read some dino porn together. Includes rage-filled tangents from two queer women lawyers trying to cope with losing their rights to their own bodies. Is coping by reading about sexy telepathic dinosaurs valid? Yes, yes it is. VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES.

In which sexy dino summer begins.

We finally end this season of Legal Affairs with chocolate, hangovers, and sexy? men.Oh, and the most rage inducing conversation ever. Liz screeched. More than once.

We finally end this season of Legal Affairs with chocolate, hangovers, and sexy? men. Oh, and the most rage inducing conversation ever. Liz screeched. More than once.

In which Mckayla's face gets covered in something hot, wet, and sticky.

Legal advice of the week: Leave your work at 2pm and go out drinking. Hooray!

Legal advice of the week: Leave your work at 2pm and go out drinking. Hooray!

In which Matt drunk texts and Mac swoons in a sea of red flags.

Two T14 law students deal with lockdown by drinking a lot and reading lawyer-themed porn.

Our protagonist screams at her boss about her poor work product, and he responds in a professional manner that does not implicate him in any misconduct. Why would you think that? We are confused. Send help.Content warning at the beginning of the episode.

Our protagonist screams at her boss about her poor work product, and he responds in a professional manner that does not implicate him in any misconduct. Why would you think that? We are confused. Send help. Content warning at the beginning of the episode.

In which oh my god these are crimes - run, girl, run!

Our sexy man hero (swoon) is incapable of running a law firm without sleeping with McKayla . . . how did he do it before she arrived? Secretaries are chased away in tears, McKayla is bratty and incapable of taking constructive criticism, and Matt is his usual prick self despite being the love interest. Share us with your friends!

Our sexy man hero (swoon) is incapable of running a law firm without sleeping with McKayla . . . how did he do it before she arrived? Secretaries are chased away in tears, McKayla is bratty and incapable of taking constructive criticism, and Matt is his usual prick self despite being the love interest. Share us with your friends!

In which McKayla is taught the value of hard work.

In which our heroine finally does her damn job.

Boy, our protagonist's relationship seems to be on the rocks AGAIN. Whatever will happen? Will McKayla learn that there are people who can be both good at sex AND emotionally compatible? Will Matt learn that his terrifying orgasmotron of a penis does not solve all problems? Will Cal finally meet someone worthy of his love? One way to find out!

In which Matt puts his dick away.

We continue the truly bizarre story of our heroine's suddenly departed mother, as Matt decides that he would rather challenge McKayla to a saw-style sex game than have an adult conversation.

In which romantic partners should stop talking with their mouth full.

Listen, you're just gonna have to trust us on this one.Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod.

Listen, you're just gonna have to trust us on this one. Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod.

In which good dick is the cure for all trauma.

In our last episode we found out that Matt is terrible at his job and should probably be put in jail. What new revelations can come about this progressively more awful person?

In which... wait what do you mean he has a kid?

A middle aged woman tries to write about anal sex without using any impolite terms. MacKayla is living in a loop forever. Even Matt Fucking Conover's love rivals revere him after gross malpractice occurs. Two queer lawyers try desperately to make sense of this.

A middle aged woman tries to write about anal sex without using any impolite terms. MacKayla is living in a loop forever. Even Matt Fucking Conover's love rivals revere him after gross malpractice occurs. Two queer lawyers try desperately to make sense of this.

In which we do do do the Butt Stuff.

Last episode, McKayla and Matt had.... well, I suppose you could call that sex. Now, we must indulge in that most classic of traditions, telling your friends all about your sex life.

In which two women try to have a conversation that isn't about men

Are our protagonists (if you could call them that) falling in love? Probably not - we're only halfway through the book.Like and subscribe to our podcast for weekly exasperated reviews!

Are our protagonists (if you could call them that) falling in love? Probably not - we're only halfway through the book. Like and subscribe to our podcast for weekly exasperated reviews!

In which our heroine awakes to feeeeeeeelings.

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