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Two Date Minimum

Two date minimum is a podcast hosted by two stand up comedians, Madelein Smith and Woody Battaglia. We talk all about comedy, sex and relationships!

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Ep. 25: Get Fisted or Die Trying with Andrea Springer

Comedian Andrea Springer joins Woody and Madelein for our latest ADA (Ask Daddy Anything), we talk about losing our virginity, sending sexts to the wrong people, weird porn and being on stage in front of our partners. MADELEIN RECORDS HER ALBUM IN ROCHESTER TOMORROW 11/30/19 TIX TIX TIX.  Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode!

1hr 16mins

29 Nov 2019

Rank #1

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Ep. 23: Dick Barreling In with Billy Procida - Part 2

NYC comedian Billy Procida joins Woody and Madelein in a part two to further discuss polyamory, how weird it is or isn't to fuck next to a friend, and the proper distance to be away from someone when you masturbate. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 24mins

13 Nov 2019

Rank #2

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Ep. 3: The Father Of My Cats with Phill Bowen

Phil Bowen (Madelein's HUSBAND, heard of it???) joins Madelein and Woody for our second episode! We discuss, among dozens of things, open marriages, cool therapists, bad comedy club names and a vibrator named Kalypso! Check out our new Patreon for bonus discussions with Phil about Nostalgia Porn, Taxi Cab Confessions, Dom/sub Role-Playing and an alternative to alt comedy scenes! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 15mins

8 May 2019

Rank #3

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Ep. 5: Straight Men Clean Your Butts with James Tison

NYC comedian and actor James Tison joins Madelein and Woody for our fifth episode! We discuss hot tub shenanigans, best butt hygiene practices, comedy in classic gay bars, and surviving the success of your peers on social media! Listen in and follow James: https://www.instagram.com/jamestison Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 44mins

23 May 2019

Rank #4

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Ep. 26: Planet JOYCE, You Mean with Joyce Britton

The better half of Brunchtown Comedy, Joyce Britton, joins Woody and Madelein for a very special ep! CONTENT WARNING: This is a really fun episode but we do talk seriously about addiction, recovery, parental death and cancer.  Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Take Woody's stand-up class starting 1/7: woodybattaglia.com Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode!

1hr 3mins

4 Dec 2019

Rank #5

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Ep. 24: Viewers Like You with Sarah Garner

Comedian Sarah Garner joins Woody and Madelein to discuss her show Not A Therapist at The Stand in NYC, NPR, Madelein's teeth and comedy needs, (link as promised to her GOFUNDME) doing shows for virginal jewish bachelorettes and MUCH MORE! Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 33mins

21 Nov 2019

Rank #6

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Ep. 11: The Queen of Memes with Ilhan Ali

Stand-up comedian from Rochester Ilhan Ali joins Woody and Madelein for our eleventh episode! We talk about teachable moments, intersectional feminism, getting complimented by CupcakKe and unprepared booties. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 15mins

3 Jul 2019

Rank #7

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Ep 15: Sesame Seed Trigger Warning with Laura Lyons

Sketch and character comedian from NYC Laura Lyons joins Woody and Madelein to discuss public sex, emotional abuse, and the best way to wield a cucumber in the bedroom. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 49mins

14 Aug 2019

Rank #8

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Ep. 22: The Love Conversation with Billy Procida - Part 1

NYC comedian Billy Procida joins Woody and Madelein to discuss polyamory. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

52mins

6 Nov 2019

Rank #9

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Ep. 6 #NeverTooWet with Sara Shipley and Keith Gomez

Stand-up comedians and improvisers Sara Shipley and Keith Gomez join Madelein and Woody for our sixth episode! We discuss when comedians date, dating married men long-distance, having a sexy secret, and we read our first fan letter! Listen in and check out https://www.focustheater.us/ for improv shows and classes and https://www.instagram.com/funnysarashipley for stand-up dates. Sara's interactive theater/cocktail event in Rochester!Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nightcap-theatre-tickets-59639235559?aff=efbeventtix Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 19mins

30 May 2019

Rank #10

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Ep. 2: Officer Daddy with Kara Maillie

Kara Maillie (Hardwood, Almost Tuesday) joins Madelein and Woody for our first full-length episode! We discuss the 50/50 open mic in Rochester, The Comedy Cellar in NYC, the evolution of Kara's comedy band Hardwood, and can your p**** be too w**? Plus we introduce our segment "Sets and Sex" for the first time, and Kara shares a real customer service related deal-breaker.  Check out our new Patreon for bonus discussions with Kara about her secret Instagram, her grandpa's jaded relationship with Martha Stewart, and solo car fun! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 9mins

8 May 2019

Rank #11

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Ep. 19: I Don't Even Know How Many Orgasms with Amy Stephens

Rochester comedian Amy Stephens joins Woody and Madelein to discuss inclusive mics, language in comedy, rediscovering sex after transitioning and MUCH MORE! Check out Amy's podcast Transformation Thursday.  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 1min

20 Sep 2019

Rank #12

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Ep. 12: WHAT?! with Hardwood

The great and powerful comedy band Hardwood joins Woody and Madelein for episode twelve! We talk about helping hands in the bedroom, vampires, and butt stuff. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 20mins

26 Jul 2019

Rank #13

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Ep. 4: All Your Base Are Flare To Us with Alex Davis

Classical musician Alex Davis joins Madelein and Woody for our fourth episode! We discuss sex shops, butt stuff, dating someone with mental illness, doing standup on Easter and much much more! See Alex's touching video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TOrSj-iYg Check out our new Patreon for bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

1hr 11mins

15 May 2019

Rank #14

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Ep. 7: Seriously, A Better Place? with Your Hosts

Our seventh episode with just your hosts! Content Warning:we discuss death and grief, engage in religious skepticism, and make plenty of jokes too. Comedians Madelein Smith and Woody Battaglia host this podcast about Dating, Comedy and sex! Subscribe, rate and review us five stars, follow us on Twitter/IG/FB and join our discussion group to meet chill Daddies like you! and subscribe to our Patreon for extra hush hush bonus episodes and more!

42mins

5 Jun 2019

Rank #15