40s and F**ked

👋 Hi. Neil was just disgusting with his dinner choice. View @40sandfucked on Insta for proof. YUK! That prompted us to do another extra bit. Thanks for listening in... New podcast coming soon...

👋 Hi. We've decided to record some honest conversations on a mobile, every time something comes up. No edits. Just raw sauce. I know this is a surprise that we've actually uploaded something - but to be honest the biggest surprise is Neil admitting to this shit. Listen in to what went down...

Hey! Saff & Neil here. Thank you for caring about our little podcast, it really means a lot. On this week's episode we found it ever so hard to be arsed. But, like the professionals that we are, we cracked on and got it recorded.  So welcome to episode 18!  If you enjoyed our Lord Alan Sugar impression last week, do we have a treat for you. You'll think Greg Wallace is in the actual room!! Well, you won't, but the enthusiasm is there.   We found our new favourite Friday night radio show. Coming live from a local BBC station, straight after the gardening segment at 6pm - proper hardcore house bangers to get Joan and Roy raving in Hampshire. It's so mad it might be genius.   We've not had wine for a week! Check us right out. Yes, we've had takeaways literally all week but let's not dwell on that. Life is hard at the moment - we might just chuck it all in and run an English pub on the Costa Brava. Who's coming with us?   Public Service Announcement - we make up for our lack of content in this episode with a bit too much swearing. Whatever dude, you get the warning - if you're easily offended by bad words you're in the wrong place sunshine. Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

Lots to unpack on this week's podcast!  Neil discovers what an Opalex Bun is and why girls love them. Saff discovers that Neil has never slept in a caravan overnight. So, we are all learning new things this week.   Neil runs down a list of things that irate him about Saff. This includes making too much noise in the kitchen and the fact she does her hair in the hallway and it disrupts his online meetings......oh diddums!  T hey cover the controversy at the Oscars. Both agreeing that violence is never the answer and the goodie bags the celebrities get are an absolute disgrace.....They were worth $140K. They also decided they would both quite like one.   Saff is walking 10,000 steps a day for an autism charity. Learn how you can "hack" the steps on your tracker. It's a HACK not a CHEAT. Okay??   It feels good to be back though, doing this podcast helps us keep on track with living a bit healthier and doing better. We've cut the drinking down and eating fresher (well, Saff is. Neil had a Chinese last night - busted!).  Thanks for listening and check out our sister podcast pod1.co/surreycast where we aren't allowed to swear and have to behave. Talk about putting on a telephone voice - Saff even has a fake laugh!! Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

👋 We are back with episode 16. No excuses, we have just been a bit shit and lazy. But we hope you enjoy our come back episode which includes exciting content such as whether ducks have willies, Asda blasting out classic bangers while you shop and some very dodgy Alan Sugar impressions. Neil has a new business idea that chould actually be his best yet. It involves food. Obviously. We hear a little from Tate, but his appearance fee has increased since the last episodes so he doesn't say much. He's too much of a star to waste his time on our silly little podcast. Saff has a new game show that is all about cocks. She's still classy! It might have legs though, she's emailing Rylan Clarke this afternoon to pitch it to him. Sorry again for being crap and not doing a podcast for ages. We are back now though and will be recording every week from now on. Until we can't be arsed again. Lots of love, The Bentleys xx Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

Covid is here. Listen and all will be explained. Oh, and those love noises...  Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked 

Another week, another podcast! Recorded in the garden office, the new official home of 40s & Fucked.   There must be something in the air in the garden office as this episode is pretty random. From Brian Harvey running over himself after eating too many jacket potatoes, to date nights at IKEA.  Then what happened to Saff one dark evening at a train station, and why she came home with no socks on.   Thanks for listening and getting involved at @40sandfucked on Instagram. Also for reviewing this podcast! So amazing that people are listening (although Saff might wish they weren't on this episode)! Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

The 40s and Fucked Podcast is independently produced by Launch Podcasts 🚀 The podcast is back after weeks of silence! That's because Saff has been ill with non covid. So has Neil, but he got the "worse, MAN version". Then they had a massive row and nearly divorced.  Don't worry though. Nothing has changed in 4 weeks.  They still need to work on bettering themselves as always. Basically they are still 40s and fucked.  They were both sober over New Year! Find out why and if they've fallen back off the wagon (they have, because Neil DID do his "wine eyebrow" face at Saff).   Neil wants them to present a new show on Channel 5 called Posh Wanks With A View with Jayne McDonald. Or something similar. It'll be a BAFTA winning smash!  It's good to be back!! Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

The 40s and Fucked Podcast is independently produced by Launch Podcasts 🚀 First week at the gym and Saffron and Neil have smashed it - both went and used the treadmill and didn’t vomit or pass out. A great sign of things to come!   Neil used the pool facilities and made a friend in the jacuzzi. He also got to know quite a bit about a gentleman in the changing room too - specifically if he grooms down below or not.  Neil shows his talent for selling just about any thing. Ironically he is the voiceover for many, many infomercials, mostly flogging home gym equipment. You will have heard him, selling hi-tech running and bike machines on the telly. What you don’t know is he goes straight for a Big Mac after the recording.   There’s loads more, including Neil’s autocorrect fails this week, Saff’s nighttime online shopping and a special guest star spot - Tate singing Xmas tunes!  It’s a good one - enjoy!! Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked

The 40s and Fucked Podcast is independently produced by Launch Podcasts 🚀  Hey, it's Saff and Neil and we are on tour. We are back in Saffron's motherland of Yorkshire, but even though we are on our travels, we brought the podcast equipment with us! Trust me, this episode is a corker.  We hear some amazing stories from Saff's family, some that could even get us sued! lol (Thanks Tam)  We chat more about the gym, or the not going to the gym, takeaways, drink and Neil even gets a late present from his mother-in-law. But all is not right with it?  In fact, let's say that Neil is slightly annoyed!! Remember, it's all fun and non scripted - and it's very sweary. Make sure the kids are out of the room, pour a cuppa, or a whiskey, and enjoy.  And make sure you tell your friends to subscribe to the podcast, we'd love to welcome them with both arms!  Enquires / Collaborations 👉 contact neilandsaff@gmail.com Check out our links 👉 https://pod1.co/40sandfucked