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Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon Campaign 1: The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 2: Pommeville by Day

Our heroes arrive at the site of their first quest. Krieden unleashes the surprisingly violent power of love.  Bulain consults on matters of the grave.  Zirus flexes his authority with the mayor. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

1hr 9mins

21 May 2022

Rank #1

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Campaign 2 (Astragar) Episode 1: Fresh Faces

Our campaign begins and our heroes are introduced to their party and their quest.  Meet Bulain, Zirus, and Kreiden. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

56mins

7 May 2022

Rank #2

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Campaign 2 (Astragar): Character Creation

Meet our players as they make our heroes.  Join our creative process. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

37mins

30 Apr 2022

Rank #3

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Campaign 2 (Astragar): Commercial

We are excited to announce the release of campaign 2 on 5/7/2022.  New players, new stories, new heroes. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

2mins

30 Apr 2022

Rank #4

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Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 69: Fin

The end.  Campaign 1 concludes.  Our heroes tell the story of their retirement. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy Ending Parody Song By Jacob Oland

1hr 11mins

13 Dec 2021

Rank #5

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Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 68: The Truest Villain

At the fairy queen's castle, our heroes plan their final negotation and things get heated as our campaign big bad appears.   Fairy facts about the thorns. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

56mins

12 Dec 2021

Rank #6

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Vacation Special: Carrots Minus Suffering 6

We are on vacation. Listen to us talk about the Monk class. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/)

20mins

5 Dec 2021

Rank #7

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Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 67: Negotiations

At the fairy queen's castle, the negotations begin. Our heroes discover some hard truths and take the first arguments to the fairy queen.  Fairy facts about the Boiuna. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

1hr 11mins

20 Nov 2021

Rank #8

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Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 66: In Transit

Our heroes visit the inbetween. Jaelan gets a jacket.  Sylpha gets some shoes.  Sable gets a hat.  Fairy facts about the Aziza and Yumboe. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

1hr 2mins

7 Nov 2021

Rank #9

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Campaign 1 (Fenrir) Episode 65: Past is Prologue

At the Castle in the thorns.  Sable negotiates safe passage. Jaelan strikes a different kind of fairy deal.  Sylpha makes a tactical error.  Fairy facts about the Yaksha. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy

1hr 4mins

24 Oct 2021

Rank #10