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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!

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'We just lay there and think of England 'cause we’re gorgeous!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week, Anna and Lu are morphing into each other, plus have their high opinions of themselves challenged...multiple times. An update on the pissy pants and teeth situation, that viral London Underground singer, Lu is obsessed with Love is Blind AND meeting the parents horror stories (WE WANT YOURS!) Stories this week: Corona virus and Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds are expecting a baby! Plus, more weirdos, a vegan animal rant, messages and lots and lots of nonsense!Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

58mins

2 Mar 2020

Rank #1

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'Do we pay for Victoria and David Beckham? No we don't! So why are we still paying for Megs and Harry?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On the pod this week: Anna's ill, Lu's falling apart and Imo slept through her alarm. Welcome to Monday everyone. Celebs Go Dating is back, Luisa's ski trip, an update on the big O, meatless pies, and LuAnna's trip to Aldi. Plus more listener messages, weirdos and a big rant from Lu. We chat Laura Whitmore's encounter with a pap in the airport, Royals drama and touch on the passing of Caroline Flack.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr

24 Feb 2020

Rank #2

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TOTALLY EXTRA: The Vag Lady, Airplane Steak and Ale Pies and a Nutcracking Confession

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. In Totally Extra this week: More Lufanians who didn't fancy their other halves after a haircut, Leigh from Leigh is back and he's not happy, two brilliant confessions, Lu's hairdresser has a poo story and our youngest Man fan yet!Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

20mins

5 Mar 2020

Rank #3

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TOTALLY EXTRA: World Book Day, Frying Goldfish and Luisa on Canadian Radio?

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra, your meet the parents stories, rants on Corona, World Book? Day and limelight stealing and two juicy confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

17mins

12 Mar 2020

Rank #4

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'If you question your sexuality and if you're not sure, don't marry someone!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week's LuAnna: The Podcast, Storm Ciara joins us in the room, Luisa's 'Fun Mums' night out, Anna's sore boobs, engineering your kids' social circles for your own gain, our latest Netflix obsession, an update on the housekeeper and Anna rubbing shoulders with the Royals. We've got more of your messages AND we're chatting Schofe coming out and #shouldergate in parliament. We have two more contenders for weirdo of the week, social media is under fire again in Lu's rant and the winner of two tour tickets is revealed! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr 12mins

10 Feb 2020

Rank #5

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'I applaud the government for finally having a back bone!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna: The Podcast this week, the masked producer is revealed, we're chatting professor pissy pants, Anna's been for a mummy MOT, Lu's had some agg with the Chanel woman over some ski boots, what it's really like to have a c-section (sorry man fans), sardines, competitive friends and elopement.We're discussing the Jamaican deportment flight and a saucy website discovery, plus more weirdos, a short and sweet rant, a story about a naff Jesus and lots and lots more of the nonsense you know and love.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr 1min

17 Feb 2020

Rank #6

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Fireman Poles, a Poo Hack and Being the Master of the Printer...Obviously!

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On Totally Extra this week, kids are exploring their bits, Keith's back, a heartbroken listener looking for advice, NOT a printing professional, a poo hack especially for Anna and some killer confessions.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

25mins

27 Feb 2020

Rank #7

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'I've got twelve bathrooms here!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna The Podcast - it's a family special, Norman and Eleanora join Lu, Anna and Imo for your weekly dose of chats, rants and bants. Lu's had a million amazon deliveries, Anna is a hypochondriac, we have an insider at NHS 111, Lu and Anna are trying to marry their kids off, Barbie makes her debut, incest isn't a good look and we've got more messages and weirdos for you.We're also chatting about the stockpiling crisis and Hugo Boss/Joe LycettRemember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

50mins

9 Mar 2020

Rank #8

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Self Check Outs, Easy Peelers and Meeting the In-laws buying the Morning After Pill

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra, more meet the parents, whilst buying the morning after pill no less! Rants on self check outs and etiquette at work, plus heartache advice and your confessions - let your sins be absolved!Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

14mins

19 Mar 2020

Rank #9

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TOTALLY EXTRA: School Mums, Paying at Pump and Farting in Strangers' Cars

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week, Lu is officially on one, private school mums, a woman at a pay at pump petrol station and bare feet on public seats are in the line of fire, a story about farting in the wrong car and another confession corner. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

14mins

20 Feb 2020

Rank #10

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'You're not even joking, this is what she said?!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! We're pre-recording this week as Luisa's sunning herself in Barbados! We've still got the whole clan in the cinema room for a little pick me up for this bizarre and uncertain week. Anna's concerned over milk, there's a swimming pool drama at Luisa's, the kids find a dead creature, and tour starts this week! Plus we're chatting Royals, the most hated woman in the UK, advice for your problems, a couple of weirdos and a Mumfluencer rant. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

45mins

16 Mar 2020

Rank #11

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Leaky Nunns, an almost Criminal Confession, Poosticks and a Hamster Murderer

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week, do you dribble when you get out the bath? Is it criminal to tap a bike on your drive past? Why are you coming over to tell me you've just emailed me? And more burning questions you never knew you wanted the answers to. Plus, we introduce our weekly confessional with two particularly unsavoury stories.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

25mins

13 Feb 2020

Rank #12

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Delivery Charges, and Unwanted Necklaces and What Have We Started?!

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra, more 'Rona related rants, what to do when you don't like your birthday gift, shitty toilet roll...literally and more of your confessions! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

30mins

7 May 2020

Rank #13

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'It's not that illogical that I didn’t know that Margaret thatcher was dead!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week on LuAnna the Podcast, who's up for another Big Night In?! Anna's back, the price we'd accept to pop Pedigree chum in places Pedigree chum should never go, Luisa the rodent killer, will Lu's duck eggs be dippy eggs, Anna breaks yet another death to Luisa (yes really), and old fashioned teachers. Plus, we're talking about Boris' new bundle of joy, Meg and Harry lose a battle with the press, we play Porn or Polish in Imo's Isolation Game of the Week and round off with two weirdos and a rant. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr 6mins

4 May 2020

Rank #14

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Sweaty Ball Bags, 4x4 Buggies and Alien Babies

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. This week on Totally Extra... there's no Anna! Unfortunately due to Granny pad Wifi issues, Anna couldn't join us this week - though never fear she'll be back on Monday! But this means Luisa takes the reins this week, with a little help from Imo to bring you all the Extra content you love. We've got Corona rants, we've got ball bag deodorant reviews, we've got a dick slap story and we've got the BEST confession we've ever received. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

24mins

30 Apr 2020

Rank #15

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'I just want to say that I hate people'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: Luisa's regretting her life choices, Anna's dead Nanny has come to stay, Imo's got dinner in the oven and Tracy's dog is living up to the hype. We're talking about the Dad who convinced his kids they'd be going to school 7 days a week and Zoom weddings in New York, PLUS using dildos as mug holders, when hair removal cream goes terribly wrong, a very strong Isolation Game of the Week...will Luisa increase her lead or is Anna catching up, AND we declare a Weirdo of the Year (so far). Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr 2mins

27 Apr 2020

Rank #16

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Delivery Men, Neighbours and a Mysterious White Powder

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, we check in with Luisa's mental health, Anna's a bit ranty, there are loud noises post Big Night In, a neighbour's annoying dog, no helmets on kids, some very different lottery balls and some spectacular confessions.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

29mins

23 Apr 2020

Rank #17

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'I'm giving up on people this week!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week on LuAnna the Podcast, we document the slow decline of Luisa Zissman's sanity, what is the meaning of sheep? Anna's house is haunted, we've had another Big Night In, more Amazon review gold and breaking yet another death to Luisa.Plus, we're talking about THAT clap on Westminster Bridge, the BBC's Big Night In and the return of The Vicar of Dibley. We have a review based Isolation Game of the Week and a very niche Weirdo of the Week. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

56mins

20 Apr 2020

Rank #18

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Topless Men, Pristine Back Passages and Crunchy Toenails

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra, Lu can't stop singing the Tiger King Tiktok song, people need to buy some seasonal jackets, a certified PRISTINE back passage, 'widow of the week' and two more confessions, plus and extra from Imo. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

29mins

19 Apr 2020

Rank #19

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'I think it but I manage to keep it in....most of the time'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! Happy Easter! We're entering the third week of lockdown podcasts and Lu hits the headlines twice this week, Anna's emotional, Lu's alcohol hasn't arrived, Anna's time of the month has, we're chatting conspiracies, BoJo, keeping young relationships alive over lockdown, annoying partners, asparagus, sanny pads and more. Plus the Millionaires whose jolly to the south of France got stopped by the Corona police and The Mum who got Tourette's and a seasonal Isolation GameRemember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

1hr

13 Apr 2020

Rank #20