In the words of 80s Swiss musical oddballs “oh yeeeeaaah!” No, we’re not remaking Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or encouraging an entire office block to go to McDonalds solely using our eyebrows. No, we’re coming back from our day/week/months off to bring back your all time favourite loosely St. Johnstone based podcast, as your old pals Sam and Dan return with Episode 86 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!We run the rule over the opening day defeat at McDiarmid against the Jam Tarts, and try and draw the positives from Saints’s miserable start to the season as we cast our expert* eye over the new arrivals into the squad.You know what’s returned with us? Features, baby! And we have them by the barrel-load, including a brand spanker in which we catch up on all the weekly activity on the internets primary pit of nonsense with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. We also take a summery trip to Bavaria in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and Sam witnesses some borderline larceny from Saints new stopper in this weeks trip to The Royal. Dan is also outed as a massive nerd as we take a trip to a galaxy far, far away in this weeks Theme Team.Ahead of the return of the SWPL 2 this Sunday, we catch up with Saints Women’s managers Kev Candy and Jamie Reynolds for a delightful chat as we discuss new signings, how the team are shaping up ahead of opening day against Stirling Uni at the Riverside, and all things Crocs and no socks.Mole’s with Sam Miller! Poetry with Danny Williams! Shenanigans with The Banto! We’re back, chums. And it feels so good! So go and make yourself comfy and come and join your old pals Sam and Dan for your all time favourite nonsense. Get there!*Not at all expert in the fucking slightest.

In the words of 80s Swiss musical oddballs “oh yeeeeaaah!” No, we’re not remaking Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or encouraging an entire office block to go to McDonalds solely using our eyebrows. No, we’re coming back from our day/week/months off to bring back your all time favourite loosely St. Johnstone based podcast, as your old pals Sam and Dan return with Episode 86 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We run the rule over the opening day defeat at McDiarmid against the Jam Tarts, and try and draw the positives from Saints’s miserable start to the season as we cast our expert* eye over the new arrivals into the squad. You know what’s returned with us? Features, baby! And we have them by the barrel-load, including a brand spanker in which we catch up on all the weekly activity on the internets primary pit of nonsense with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. We also take a summery trip to Bavaria in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and Sam witnesses some borderline larceny from Saints new stopper in this weeks trip to The Royal. Dan is also outed as a massive nerd as we take a trip to a galaxy far, far away in this weeks Theme Team. Ahead of the return of the SWPL 2 this Sunday, we catch up with Saints Women’s managers Kev Candy and Jamie Reynolds for a delightful chat as we discuss new signings, how the team are shaping up ahead of opening day against Stirling Uni at the Riverside, and all things Crocs and no socks. Mole’s with Sam Miller! Poetry with Danny Williams! Shenanigans with The Banto! We’re back, chums. And it feels so good! So go and make yourself comfy and come and join your old pals Sam and Dan for your all time favourite nonsense. Get there! *Not at all expert in the fucking slightest.

EPISODE 86 - The return of the wan... Podcast. 

Liam Craig

You think that your moustache is trendy!You think your Kicker boots are too! Got you Kangol and your fleece, got Ben Sherman on for weeks!We can tell Dundee’s the team for you!Not a stylish bunch are they those Dundonians? Well you needn’t worry about them, you’re a stylish Saintee, so come along and join your favourite stylish duo for Episode 85 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!So, a rarity this week in that, aside from planning Betfred booze-ups in Stirling, we have literally no football to talk about. Not a kick. So we’re going big time, good time heavy on the features, baby!Shiver me timbers! We have a pirate-based, long-awaited return of George O’Boyle in The Royal, and Saintsmaster also returns as perennial Dan substitute Sam Porritt turfs up to try and topple the Universe Joss at the top of the leaderboard.We also delve once again into the weird world of the Old Firm for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we rattle through your bountiful entries for our pub-based Theme Team.Away day logistics with Sam Miller! The Limited Edition Danny Williams! Philip Schofield! It’s all going off, so get yourselves comfy and come and give it a listen.

You think that your moustache is trendy! You think your Kicker boots are too! Got you Kangol and your fleece, got Ben Sherman on for weeks! We can tell Dundee’s the team for you! Not a stylish bunch are they those Dundonians? Well you needn’t worry about them, you’re a stylish Saintee, so come along and join your favourite stylish duo for Episode 85 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! So, a rarity this week in that, aside from planning Betfred booze-ups in Stirling, we have literally no football to talk about. Not a kick. So we’re going big time, good time heavy on the features, baby! Shiver me timbers! We have a pirate-based, long-awaited return of George O’Boyle in The Royal, and Saintsmaster also returns as perennial Dan substitute Sam Porritt turfs up to try and topple the Universe Joss at the top of the leaderboard. We also delve once again into the weird world of the Old Firm for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we rattle through your bountiful entries for our pub-based Theme Team. Away day logistics with Sam Miller! The Limited Edition Danny Williams! Philip Schofield! It’s all going off, so get yourselves comfy and come and give it a listen.

Episode 85 - Liam Craig and the Pesky Pirates

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! Possibly David Bowie’s last words, although we have it on good authority that his actual last words were “I wish I made a banger as good as ‘C’est La Vie’ by B*witched’. Either way, it truly is a time of change at Saints, as we enter an empty Spoony-less future. You know who will still be here though? Your old pals Sam and Dan, and we start that off with Episode 84 of your favourite good time listening, The Dogger Saints Podcast!We talk about all the furore surrounding yet another St. Johnstone PR masterclass, as the two of the three most successful players in the history of the club unceremoniously made up part of the released list this week, and look at the job facing the new manager and CEO as they look to build a new version of St. Johnstone.We also say fond farewells to retiring club legend Murray Davidson, and outgoing Chairman Steve Brown as they move onto pastures new following the conclusion of this season, as we also look at the trip to Dingwall and home game against Livingston to round matters off.You know what’ll lift the mood? No, not Sam beatboxing, but features by bucket load! We have a glorious gardening related Theme Team, a frankly bizarre Club Shop of Shame, and an even more bizarre Cash Grab Chronicles.Sam Miller’s deep dive into Artificial Intelligence! Danny Williams takes on Callum Davidson! Nike Pro Undercrackers! We’ve got it all, and you know what? We’d love you to join us. Get there!

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! Possibly David Bowie’s last words, although we have it on good authority that his actual last words were “I wish I made a banger as good as ‘C’est La Vie’ by B*witched’. Either way, it truly is a time of change at Saints, as we enter an empty Spoony-less future. You know who will still be here though? Your old pals Sam and Dan, and we start that off with Episode 84 of your favourite good time listening, The Dogger Saints Podcast! We talk about all the furore surrounding yet another St. Johnstone PR masterclass, as the two of the three most successful players in the history of the club unceremoniously made up part of the released list this week, and look at the job facing the new manager and CEO as they look to build a new version of St. Johnstone. We also say fond farewells to retiring club legend Murray Davidson, and outgoing Chairman Steve Brown as they move onto pastures new following the conclusion of this season, as we also look at the trip to Dingwall and home game against Livingston to round matters off. You know what’ll lift the mood? No, not Sam beatboxing, but features by bucket load! We have a glorious gardening related Theme Team, a frankly bizarre Club Shop of Shame, and an even more bizarre Cash Grab Chronicles. Sam Miller’s deep dive into Artificial Intelligence! Danny Williams takes on Callum Davidson! Nike Pro Undercrackers! We’ve got it all, and you know what? We’d love you to join us. Get there!

EPISODE 84 - END OF AN ERA 2.0

Danio, Danio, where art thou Danio. Dealing with housing issues so Sam is flying solo this week in a much changed episode as to what what was promised. Soz!Do you suffer from getting as bit boozy now and again? We got your back with some solid advice to the casual beer hound in some peak non-saints related chat!Sam catches up with the 2nd sweariest Fifer and Womens club captain Hannah Clark (who doesn't swear!) as we chat about the season past and next season. we also chat about 'banter with fans' and why you shouldn't have your relatives (especially grandparents) attend a match!Young Sam Porritt sticks his head through the door to chat about Premiership safety and his love for white socks to be worn in any occasion. I was very lonely this week so it would be lovely if you came and said hi!Thanks to Stjarna Apparel for their continued support.

Danio, Danio, where art thou Danio. Dealing with housing issues so Sam is flying solo this week in a much changed episode as to what what was promised. Soz! Do you suffer from getting as bit boozy now and again? We got your back with some solid advice to the casual beer hound in some peak non-saints related chat! Sam catches up with the 2nd sweariest Fifer and Womens club captain Hannah Clark (who doesn't swear!) as we chat about the season past and next season. we also chat about 'banter with fans' and why you shouldn't have your relatives (especially grandparents) attend a match! Young Sam Porritt sticks his head through the door to chat about Premiership safety and his love for white socks to be worn in any occasion. I was very lonely this week so it would be lovely if you came and said hi! Thanks to Stjarna Apparel for their continued support.

EPISODE 83- SAFE from relegation, Not Safe from touchline relatives.

Remember the play-off against Inverness last year? Friday night out in Inverness, big Monday night at McDiarmid. Some laugh, eh? We’ll keep clinging onto those good memories, because we might be doing it all again, babies! Unlike Stevie May up top, you’re not on your own for this here instalment of Squeaky Bum Time, you have your old pals Sam and Dan, and Episode 82 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!Yep, Saints are crap again, so listen in as we talk about Saints being crap at home against Motherwell. There is another Saints team who are less crap, and we bring you all the skinny from Saints Women’s 3-2 victory over Gartcairn down by the Riverside, which keeps them in the hunt for the big SWPL 2 Play-Aff.Anyway, enough of football, we have ourselves a pair of guests, as we are joined by Logan from local band Knackered and producer Kyle- both behind the fantastic new Saints song ‘Eagle’s Feather’ for a belting little chat about the song itself, life in the band and the dangerous crossover between the soccer and the music.You know what will cheer us all up? Features, baby! And we’ve got them by the truck full, as we join Alex Gogic circa May 2021 for a space themed Theme Team, we take a trip to foggy London Town for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce a brand new sister feature to the CSOS rattling through the weird world of official football club partnerships.Sam Miller writes soft drink based song! Danny Williams takes on the world! Shania Twain! Cool! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to get comfy and join us for it. Get there!

Remember the play-off against Inverness last year? Friday night out in Inverness, big Monday night at McDiarmid. Some laugh, eh? We’ll keep clinging onto those good memories, because we might be doing it all again, babies! Unlike Stevie May up top, you’re not on your own for this here instalment of Squeaky Bum Time, you have your old pals Sam and Dan, and Episode 82 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, Saints are crap again, so listen in as we talk about Saints being crap at home against Motherwell. There is another Saints team who are less crap, and we bring you all the skinny from Saints Women’s 3-2 victory over Gartcairn down by the Riverside, which keeps them in the hunt for the big SWPL 2 Play-Aff. Anyway, enough of football, we have ourselves a pair of guests, as we are joined by Logan from local band Knackered and producer Kyle- both behind the fantastic new Saints song ‘Eagle’s Feather’ for a belting little chat about the song itself, life in the band and the dangerous crossover between the soccer and the music. You know what will cheer us all up? Features, baby! And we’ve got them by the truck full, as we join Alex Gogic circa May 2021 for a space themed Theme Team, we take a trip to foggy London Town for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce a brand new sister feature to the CSOS rattling through the weird world of official football club partnerships. Sam Miller writes soft drink based song! Danny Williams takes on the world! Shania Twain! Cool! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to get comfy and join us for it. Get there!

EPISODE 82 - Man! I feel like a podcast.

Have you ever seen Steven MacLean camping? I haven't but I bet he would be good at it. By simply putting the correctly shaped pegs into the correctly shaped, he has already broken a number of McDiarmid based horror stats!We discuss the remarkable turn around! You don't want to hear just about Dundee UTD though. That'd be a terrible listen, as you know, Dundee United are a horrible bunch. But not as horrible as Montrose Women's team and their fans. Sam and Dan encounter a new unlikely nemesis in the North-East coasters. Do you like features which could be about dressing small rodents? We've got you covered! The prize bungle is finally won!We witness saints players arm wrestle!Come join the fun for episode 81!

Have you ever seen Steven MacLean camping? I haven't but I bet he would be good at it. By simply putting the correctly shaped pegs into the correctly shaped, he has already broken a number of McDiarmid based horror stats! We discuss the remarkable turn around! You don't want to hear just about Dundee UTD though. That'd be a terrible listen, as you know, Dundee United are a horrible bunch. But not as horrible as Montrose Women's team and their fans. Sam and Dan encounter a new unlikely nemesis in the North-East coasters. Do you like features which could be about dressing small rodents? We've got you covered! The prize bungle is finally won! We witness saints players arm wrestle! Come join the fun for episode 81!

Episode 81 - Getting it right up United. 

‘Goodbye Callum, it’s been nice, hope you find your Paradise’. Not our words friends, one of our words and the rest the words of 70s hit parade ticklers Supertramp. You know what else is nice, coming and having a rare time with your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 80 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!Alas, matters got a bit too much, and the club and Callum Davidson had a parting of ways, and we delve into all matters around where it went wrong and the job facing Steven McLean and the boys for the rest of the season.We also catch up with our old pal, the man behind the mic and West Lothian’s premier nickname crafter Liam Innes to chat through all matters relating to the last embers of the Davidson Era.There was a Saints team who did enjoy success over the weekend, as we have all the skinny from Saints Women’s Team’s stunning comeback victory over Stirling University down by the Riverside.You know what will cheers us all up? Features, baby! We take a trip to Germany for the Club Shop of Shame and enjoy a tasty trip to everyone’s favourite fast food emporium for this weeks Theme Team.Cycling with Sam Miller! Pornography with Danny Williams! Big Mick Energy! We have it all, and much more, so get yourself comfy and have a damn good time with your old pals. Get there!

‘Goodbye Callum, it’s been nice, hope you find your Paradise’. Not our words friends, one of our words and the rest the words of 70s hit parade ticklers Supertramp. You know what else is nice, coming and having a rare time with your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 80 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Alas, matters got a bit too much, and the club and Callum Davidson had a parting of ways, and we delve into all matters around where it went wrong and the job facing Steven McLean and the boys for the rest of the season. We also catch up with our old pal, the man behind the mic and West Lothian’s premier nickname crafter Liam Innes to chat through all matters relating to the last embers of the Davidson Era. There was a Saints team who did enjoy success over the weekend, as we have all the skinny from Saints Women’s Team’s stunning comeback victory over Stirling University down by the Riverside. You know what will cheers us all up? Features, baby! We take a trip to Germany for the Club Shop of Shame and enjoy a tasty trip to everyone’s favourite fast food emporium for this weeks Theme Team. Cycling with Sam Miller! Pornography with Danny Williams! Big Mick Energy! We have it all, and much more, so get yourself comfy and have a damn good time with your old pals. Get there!

EPISODE 80- End of an era. 

St. Johnstone are bad at football. Given you’re here, we assume that this is both not what you want to hear and also something you’re entirely aware of already.Your old pals Sam and Dan are also aware of it already. Therefore, as we do every time it all gets too much and we can’t be arsed depressing ourselves talking about it, we open up our hotline for Episode 79 of The Dogger Saints Podcast - The Phone In 2: Electric Boogaloo!Stuart, Nathan, Kerr, Kev, Ian and Cameron all join us for the cathartic experience, and try to answer the big question of just where does the gaffer stand. Ignore the Banto, ignore the old Conway Twitter, this is the place for all the Saints and Callum related chat you could possibly ever need. So pull up a chair, get comfy and get it smelt, it’s the good stuff!

St. Johnstone are bad at football. Given you’re here, we assume that this is both not what you want to hear and also something you’re entirely aware of already. Your old pals Sam and Dan are also aware of it already. Therefore, as we do every time it all gets too much and we can’t be arsed depressing ourselves talking about it, we open up our hotline for Episode 79 of The Dogger Saints Podcast - The Phone In 2: Electric Boogaloo! Stuart, Nathan, Kerr, Kev, Ian and Cameron all join us for the cathartic experience, and try to answer the big question of just where does the gaffer stand. Ignore the Banto, ignore the old Conway Twitter, this is the place for all the Saints and Callum related chat you could possibly ever need. So pull up a chair, get comfy and get it smelt, it’s the good stuff!

EPISODE 79 - THE PHONE-IN 2

Cyprus, Cyprus, could nae kick a jelly….oh hold on, we’re a week early for baffling appraisals of teams ability to kick confectionary. You know who used to live in Cyprus though? Sam Miller! You know what he does now? Gets joined by his mate Danny Williams to host a podcast loosely based around a football team from Perth! So why not come and join Sam and Dan, as we bring you Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!We discuss Saints women’s dogged 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock at Riverside, and catch up Ellie May (Ellie May, Ellie Ellie May) Cowie to talk through the only Saints action of the weekend.What do you want when there’s limited football action? Features, baby! And boy we’re digging them all out this week! We take a thoroughly hygienic trip down to Wolverhampton for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, get the dice and counters out in this weeks Theme Team, and a welcome return of International Blues sees an ode to midfield maestro Dan Phillips. We also have a return of Saintsmasters, as Ross has a tilt at topping the leaderboard, and Amanda joins us to have guess at just who Wendy is.We also catch up with our old pal Gary from the ABZ Podcast to have a look forward to this Saturday’s game, Ross from Saints in the Community comes on for yet more additions to the increasingly incredible bungle, and we have a packed notice board for your listening pleasure.Geography with Sam Miller! Concacacacacacaf with Danny Williams! True crime in Perth! We’ve got it all, and you don’t want to miss any of it, so settle in and join your good time buddy old pals for Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.

Cyprus, Cyprus, could nae kick a jelly….oh hold on, we’re a week early for baffling appraisals of teams ability to kick confectionary. You know who used to live in Cyprus though? Sam Miller! You know what he does now? Gets joined by his mate Danny Williams to host a podcast loosely based around a football team from Perth! So why not come and join Sam and Dan, as we bring you Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We discuss Saints women’s dogged 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock at Riverside, and catch up Ellie May (Ellie May, Ellie Ellie May) Cowie to talk through the only Saints action of the weekend. What do you want when there’s limited football action? Features, baby! And boy we’re digging them all out this week! We take a thoroughly hygienic trip down to Wolverhampton for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, get the dice and counters out in this weeks Theme Team, and a welcome return of International Blues sees an ode to midfield maestro Dan Phillips. We also have a return of Saintsmasters, as Ross has a tilt at topping the leaderboard, and Amanda joins us to have guess at just who Wendy is. We also catch up with our old pal Gary from the ABZ Podcast to have a look forward to this Saturday’s game, Ross from Saints in the Community comes on for yet more additions to the increasingly incredible bungle, and we have a packed notice board for your listening pleasure. Geography with Sam Miller! Concacacacacacaf with Danny Williams! True crime in Perth! We’ve got it all, and you don’t want to miss any of it, so settle in and join your good time buddy old pals for Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.

EPISODE 78- Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na na Ellie, Ellie-May (Cowie)

‘Thank god I’m handsome, so handsome!’ Not our words friends, the words of indie hit makers The Vaccines, in what now appears to be a fitting tribute to a Saints midfielder who appears to be being picked purely on that basis. You know who might be considered handsome by those who suffer from glaucoma? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so why not join them for Episode 77 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!We reflect on Saints’s tame 1-1 draw away at Kilmarnock, and do what we’d swore we’d never do a delve into the post-match manager discourse. Just where does Callum Davidson stand? Well, you can bet your bottom dollar that we fail to answer that big question.We also have another 1-1 to dissect, as we cover the Saints Women’s clash with Boroughmuir Thistle at Riverside on Sunday, and have all the lowdown on that game from skipper Hannah Clarke, goalscorer Fern Newbigging and assistant gaffer Kev Candy.Features? Baby, you know we’ve got features for you! The O’Boyle barrel is well and truly scraped as we play Saints Supermarket Sweep with Dan, we hit the small screen in this weeks Theme Team, and we are joined by Scott who is the latest to have a pop at working out just who Wendy is.We’re also joined by our old pal and former Saints goalkeeping coach Dode Browning, who gives a very important message to all of us, we discuss the latest additions to Sam’s bulging sack with further wildly amazing additions to the prize bungle, and Dan talks us through a new charitable venture taking place on match days at McDiarmid.Heading with Sam Miller! Bagging up with Danny Williams! Bootleg Art Garfunkel! Ah we’ve got it all, and it’d be bloody lovely if you’d join us for it. Get there!

‘Thank god I’m handsome, so handsome!’ Not our words friends, the words of indie hit makers The Vaccines, in what now appears to be a fitting tribute to a Saints midfielder who appears to be being picked purely on that basis. You know who might be considered handsome by those who suffer from glaucoma? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so why not join them for Episode 77 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We reflect on Saints’s tame 1-1 draw away at Kilmarnock, and do what we’d swore we’d never do a delve into the post-match manager discourse. Just where does Callum Davidson stand? Well, you can bet your bottom dollar that we fail to answer that big question. We also have another 1-1 to dissect, as we cover the Saints Women’s clash with Boroughmuir Thistle at Riverside on Sunday, and have all the lowdown on that game from skipper Hannah Clarke, goalscorer Fern Newbigging and assistant gaffer Kev Candy. Features? Baby, you know we’ve got features for you! The O’Boyle barrel is well and truly scraped as we play Saints Supermarket Sweep with Dan, we hit the small screen in this weeks Theme Team, and we are joined by Scott who is the latest to have a pop at working out just who Wendy is. We’re also joined by our old pal and former Saints goalkeeping coach Dode Browning, who gives a very important message to all of us, we discuss the latest additions to Sam’s bulging sack with further wildly amazing additions to the prize bungle, and Dan talks us through a new charitable venture taking place on match days at McDiarmid. Heading with Sam Miller! Bagging up with Danny Williams! Bootleg Art Garfunkel! Ah we’ve got it all, and it’d be bloody lovely if you’d join us for it. Get there!

EPISODE 77 -Big Dode and The Fife-iest Fifers that ever did Fife

"A football team fan podcast like no other"Join the boys for a weekly look at the latest action, news and scandal, including our weekly features including 'Theme Team', 'Saintsmasters' and 'George O Boyle in the Royal' and 'The club shop of shame'We also talk all thing Saintees to a special guest every week.Not to be missed for any Saints fan

A long and overdue return to The Dogger Saints Podcast this week. A calming, reassuring presence in good times and bad. Someone who’s been there since the very beginning. An old friend, if you will.That’s right, Saints Stories is back! So why don’t you pull up a chair, settle in, and join normal men, innocent men, Sam and the also returning Dan for Episode 76 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!What a bumper affair we have for you this week, with our old friends Niki and Simon getting on the wrong side of the State of New York in the aforementioned return of Saints Stories and a trip down to Old Trafford as high-end fashion meets Anfield’s annual bed-shitters in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. We also take a trip to every suburban town’s little corner of Sweden in this weeks Theme Team and wanna play the game with you as we add to our increasingly magnificent prize bungle.We also have Saints by the truck-load this week as we review the Blues’s triple-header this weekend, with the young team’s Youth Cup Semi-Final defeat, the second of the first team’s annual whippings at Tynecastle, and the women’s team’s home clash against table-topping Montrose all covered.You might be thinking, lads what more can you bring us?! Well of course we have more, as we catch up with former Saints centre-half and all-round good guy Andy Whiteford for a lovely chat, talking us through his time at Saints, memories of Youth Cup runs of days gone by, Teal and Magenta and much more as hr risked life and limb by chatting to us on his wife’s birthday.Tour de Shenanigans with Sam Miller! Babe Respecting with Danny Williams! Meatball madness with the Swedes! It’s mega, it’s cajunga, it’s big time! And you know what? We’d love you to join us for it. Get there!

A long and overdue return to The Dogger Saints Podcast this week. A calming, reassuring presence in good times and bad. Someone who’s been there since the very beginning. An old friend, if you will. That’s right, Saints Stories is back! So why don’t you pull up a chair, settle in, and join normal men, innocent men, Sam and the also returning Dan for Episode 76 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! What a bumper affair we have for you this week, with our old friends Niki and Simon getting on the wrong side of the State of New York in the aforementioned return of Saints Stories and a trip down to Old Trafford as high-end fashion meets Anfield’s annual bed-shitters in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. We also take a trip to every suburban town’s little corner of Sweden in this weeks Theme Team and wanna play the game with you as we add to our increasingly magnificent prize bungle. We also have Saints by the truck-load this week as we review the Blues’s triple-header this weekend, with the young team’s Youth Cup Semi-Final defeat, the second of the first team’s annual whippings at Tynecastle, and the women’s team’s home clash against table-topping Montrose all covered. You might be thinking, lads what more can you bring us?! Well of course we have more, as we catch up with former Saints centre-half and all-round good guy Andy Whiteford for a lovely chat, talking us through his time at Saints, memories of Youth Cup runs of days gone by, Teal and Magenta and much more as hr risked life and limb by chatting to us on his wife’s birthday. Tour de Shenanigans with Sam Miller! Babe Respecting with Danny Williams! Meatball madness with the Swedes! It’s mega, it’s cajunga, it’s big time! And you know what? We’d love you to join us for it. Get there!

EPISODE 76 - Andy Whiteford and the American religous hate crimes.

Somehow made it to 75 episodes! The men behind the club's social media join us to discuss keeping Teal and Magenta quiet, bribing people with KitKats and struggling to get a tune out of a departed Irishman. Lynne steps in to discuss a non O'Boyle, theme team and a segment that puts the shame into the club shop of shame. Wendy Who gets closer and the prize bundle gets bigger. Football chat IS a thing and we discuss both the men's and women's endeavours from the weekend. Thanks to lead sponsors @stjarnaapparal Enjoy!

EPISODE 75- SJFC Media Team and the new shoes from a stalker.

Stevie May

Hello and welcome to an hour of St Johnstone based chit chattery. We kick off the show with a musically tribute to Stevie May because why not? We also have on St Johnstone Women's manager Mark Nesbit to discuss the forthcoming run of 313 consecutive home games. The charity prize bundle is launched and Wendy who makes a return! The club of shop of shame is obviously back in Glasgow and is tackled by 'stand-in Lynne' and we go down to the farm for theme team. All packed into an hour. Incredible.

EPISODE 74- STJWFC's Mark Nesbit and the Stevie May appreciation tune

Gary Miller

After a lifetime in no man's land, your favourite loosely based ST Johnstone podcast is back. The Podcast speaks to GARY MILLER, another of the 2014 hall of Fame, as he discusses his time in Perth, his ability to only score worldies and being the most travelled man inside the British Isles. 'Casky' takes on the 10 questions, and a 2nd Sam joins the show to round up the first month of 2023. Any icey road conditions are dealt with by our Council Gritter based theme team and a Liam Craig shirt gets added to the conveyor belt of prizes! Come along and tell a pal.

EPISODE 73 - Gary Miller and the Sound of Silence.

Zoom. A 1982 hit for Fat Larry’s Band. The noise cars make when going really fast. The video conferencing device that caused a 48 hour delay on this podcast. However, better late than never, you can come and join your old pals Sam and Dan as we present to you a blockbuster Christmas Special Episode 72 of the bloody festive Dogger Saints Podcast!It’s been a momentous spell for the Saints since we last met, so we take a retrospective look at our boys World Cup adventure, as David ‘Le Culliere’ Wotherspoon became the first St Johnstone player to feature at a World Cup. Also, the For Sale signs have gone up at McDiarmid, so we have a look into the unimaginable post-Brown’s world up at Saints.We also have a bloody lovely old chat with former Saints starlet Stuart Malcolm, as we talk about life after Saints, enduring friendships with Perth teammates, management and working with familiar Saintee faces. A splendid chat, and we’re also in fine company as Kev joins us for a crack at this week’s Saintsmaster, and we find out what Chucky’s been up to in ‘Charlie King: Doing a Thing’.Features though? That’s where it’s at! We’ve got them all, with a couple of textbook spottings in this weeks visit to The Royal, a Hall of Famer all the way from Italy for in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and the glorious return of Theme Team in the wake of some grand podcast larceny.Dan rifles golf balls at a tractor! Sam rifles golf balls at a tractor! The golf tractor visits a local convenience store! It’s a wild Christmas ride, so why not get yourself comfy and come and join us. We’d right enjoy it. Get there!

Zoom. A 1982 hit for Fat Larry’s Band. The noise cars make when going really fast. The video conferencing device that caused a 48 hour delay on this podcast. However, better late than never, you can come and join your old pals Sam and Dan as we present to you a blockbuster Christmas Special Episode 72 of the bloody festive Dogger Saints Podcast! It’s been a momentous spell for the Saints since we last met, so we take a retrospective look at our boys World Cup adventure, as David ‘Le Culliere’ Wotherspoon became the first St Johnstone player to feature at a World Cup. Also, the For Sale signs have gone up at McDiarmid, so we have a look into the unimaginable post-Brown’s world up at Saints. We also have a bloody lovely old chat with former Saints starlet Stuart Malcolm, as we talk about life after Saints, enduring friendships with Perth teammates, management and working with familiar Saintee faces. A splendid chat, and we’re also in fine company as Kev joins us for a crack at this week’s Saintsmaster, and we find out what Chucky’s been up to in ‘Charlie King: Doing a Thing’. Features though? That’s where it’s at! We’ve got them all, with a couple of textbook spottings in this weeks visit to The Royal, a Hall of Famer all the way from Italy for in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and the glorious return of Theme Team in the wake of some grand podcast larceny. Dan rifles golf balls at a tractor! Sam rifles golf balls at a tractor! The golf tractor visits a local convenience store! It’s a wild Christmas ride, so why not get yourself comfy and come and join us. We’d right enjoy it. Get there!

EPISODE 72 - Stuart Malcolm and the Golf Ball Tractor.

Contrary to the popular belief of Shiela Broflovski, off of the popular television show South Park, Canada is indeed a real country. You know what? It’s one we’re bloody proud to celebrate too here on The Dogger Saints Podcast, so get yourselves comfy and join Sam and Dan for Episode 71 - a Canada World Cup Special!We’re talking all things Canada, and because David Wotherspoon is a little tied up at present, we got by he next best thing with his big brother Ian, to discuss all things Canada Men’s National Team and get a little insight into the atmosphere in the camp.We also talk to Radio DJ Paul Harper, a Scotsman now exiled in the Great White North, to discuss life in Canada, following the national side, the dangers of accessing lewd materials on Twitter, and much more in a delightful chat.If you think we’d forgotten about the features though, you would be sadly mistaken! We know what you like! This week’s visit to The Royal sees us go all the way to Cambodia for a Canada/Saints crossover, we consider who is the bigger riddy out of Rangers and Dundee United in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, we have our second instalment of finding out what the main man is up to in Charlie King Doing a Thing, and we even have a bloody Half Time Show! What a world!French with Danny Williams! Holidaying with Sam Miller! Pornography with Paul Harper! We have it all, and it would be bloody lovely if you came and joined us. Get there!

Contrary to the popular belief of Shiela Broflovski, off of the popular television show South Park, Canada is indeed a real country. You know what? It’s one we’re bloody proud to celebrate too here on The Dogger Saints Podcast, so get yourselves comfy and join Sam and Dan for Episode 71 - a Canada World Cup Special! We’re talking all things Canada, and because David Wotherspoon is a little tied up at present, we got by he next best thing with his big brother Ian, to discuss all things Canada Men’s National Team and get a little insight into the atmosphere in the camp. We also talk to Radio DJ Paul Harper, a Scotsman now exiled in the Great White North, to discuss life in Canada, following the national side, the dangers of accessing lewd materials on Twitter, and much more in a delightful chat. If you think we’d forgotten about the features though, you would be sadly mistaken! We know what you like! This week’s visit to The Royal sees us go all the way to Cambodia for a Canada/Saints crossover, we consider who is the bigger riddy out of Rangers and Dundee United in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, we have our second instalment of finding out what the main man is up to in Charlie King Doing a Thing, and we even have a bloody Half Time Show! What a world! French with Danny Williams! Holidaying with Sam Miller! Pornography with Paul Harper! We have it all, and it would be bloody lovely if you came and joined us. Get there!

EPISODE 71- Brotherhood of CAN

“Let’s go round again, baby we’ll turn back the hands of time, let’s go round again, one more time!” Not our words, friends, but the words of the Average White Band. But hey, why not go round again, as the Dogger Saints podcast returns from its hibernation (which sounds a little like Hibernian, who are shite). So cosy up, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 70 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!Yep, it’s good to be back, and as its been a while we assess the stellar recent form of the boys in blue, and take a look at the standout individuals in our fine unbeaten run in the last five games. We also give special mention to Saints’s greatest ever player, David Wotherspoon, on the day he received the call-up of his dreams, jetting out to Qatar to represent his adopted football homeland of Canada at the World Cup. He’s still Perth’s finest though, and we bring you an interview with the main man, that was exclusive 18 months ago when we first recorded and put it out.Features, though? How good are features? Well we’ve got plenty of them, by the buckets-load if you will! A triple header special for our return to The Royal, Neil comes onto join us for a pop at Saintsmaster, we go shameless on ourselves in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce our greatest feature yet as our old mucker Chucky lets us know what he’s getting up to in ‘Charlie King Doing a Thing’.We also have the chronicles of Lynne and Jim, Dan’s deep dive into the world of Ainsley Harriott, and a rather important message from our good buddy Daniel Lamb from Flonix, who we are delighted to have supporting the podcast yet again.Sam Miller does Guidi! Danny Williams does old man jokes! Charlie King does a thing! Ah we’ve got it all here, and you know what? It’d be bloody lovely if you joined us. Get there!

“Let’s go round again, baby we’ll turn back the hands of time, let’s go round again, one more time!” Not our words, friends, but the words of the Average White Band. But hey, why not go round again, as the Dogger Saints podcast returns from its hibernation (which sounds a little like Hibernian, who are shite). So cosy up, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 70 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, it’s good to be back, and as its been a while we assess the stellar recent form of the boys in blue, and take a look at the standout individuals in our fine unbeaten run in the last five games. We also give special mention to Saints’s greatest ever player, David Wotherspoon, on the day he received the call-up of his dreams, jetting out to Qatar to represent his adopted football homeland of Canada at the World Cup. He’s still Perth’s finest though, and we bring you an interview with the main man, that was exclusive 18 months ago when we first recorded and put it out. Features, though? How good are features? Well we’ve got plenty of them, by the buckets-load if you will! A triple header special for our return to The Royal, Neil comes onto join us for a pop at Saintsmaster, we go shameless on ourselves in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce our greatest feature yet as our old mucker Chucky lets us know what he’s getting up to in ‘Charlie King Doing a Thing’. We also have the chronicles of Lynne and Jim, Dan’s deep dive into the world of Ainsley Harriott, and a rather important message from our good buddy Daniel Lamb from Flonix, who we are delighted to have supporting the podcast yet again. Sam Miller does Guidi! Danny Williams does old man jokes! Charlie King does a thing! Ah we’ve got it all here, and you know what? It’d be bloody lovely if you joined us. Get there!

Episode 70- Keeping busy? 'It's a King thing!'

Oh Miguel.... Oh Miguel. The finest Portuguese player to pull on a football shirt since forever, Miguel Simao joins Sam and Dan via the medium of Facebook messenger video from the tax haven (Rangers take note) of Luxembourg. You've spoken and we've listened- We've managed to cram the whole show into a 1 hour handy compendium on the mighty Perth Saints. George O Boyle in the Royal potentially gets a rebranding, Top of the tops see another kit through to the latter stages, Theme team makes a welcome return and another member of the Armed forces has a go at our 10 tricky teasers. We do talk about football aswell! Our upcoming '£88 for a family of 4' visit to Dundee UTD gets some rant worthy attention. As always, thanks for listening! !Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #manscapedpod

Oh Miguel.... Oh Miguel. The finest Portuguese player to pull on a football shirt since forever, Miguel Simao joins Sam and Dan via the medium of Facebook messenger video from the tax haven (Rangers take note) of Luxembourg. You've spoken and we've listened- We've managed to cram the whole show into a 1 hour handy compendium on the mighty Perth Saints. George O Boyle in the Royal potentially gets a rebranding, Top of the tops see another kit through to the latter stages, Theme team makes a welcome return and another member of the Armed forces has a go at our 10 tricky teasers. We do talk about football aswell! Our upcoming '£88 for a family of 4' visit to Dundee UTD gets some rant worthy attention. As always, thanks for listening! !Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at <a href="http://MANSCAPED.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MANSCAPED.com</a>! #manscapedpod

Episode 69 - Miguel Simao and his pre-match hunger pangs.

Sean Hamilton

‘Solid! Solid as a rock!’ The words of pop music duo Ashford and Simpson, clearly having a premonition about Saints’s back-three, that they chose to express through a jaunty musical number. Anyway, that’s that, and this is this, and this is your auld da’s inviting you to join them for Episode 68 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.We somehow manage to witter on for a bit about the 90 minutes of absolute nothing that took place between Saints and Ross County on Saturday, and assess where the squad moves forward after the international break.With that out of the road, we’re joined by Ian as he attempts to take the top spot in the Saintsmaster leaderboard, and Andy has a crack at deciphering just who Wendy is. We’re also joined by DC Thomson’s Head of Sport and the token Saintee on A View From The Terrace, Sean Hamilton, to talk all things Saints, in a terrific chat.Fancy some features? Why not! We see yet another entry into the ‘Top 16’ in this weeks Top of the Tops, come fly with us in this weeks trip to The Royal, and we take a bumper retro trip to Norf Lahndan in this weeks Club Shop of Shame.Sam Miller’s legal agency! Danny Williams rugby career! Rotten fruit for a rotten club! We’ve got it all going down, and much more, so get yourselves comfy and strap yourselves in for Episode 68 of your old pals rambling nonsense. Get there!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod

‘Solid! Solid as a rock!’ The words of pop music duo Ashford and Simpson, clearly having a premonition about Saints’s back-three, that they chose to express through a jaunty musical number. Anyway, that’s that, and this is this, and this is your auld da’s inviting you to join them for Episode 68 of The Dogger Saints Podcast. We somehow manage to witter on for a bit about the 90 minutes of absolute nothing that took place between Saints and Ross County on Saturday, and assess where the squad moves forward after the international break. With that out of the road, we’re joined by Ian as he attempts to take the top spot in the Saintsmaster leaderboard, and Andy has a crack at deciphering just who Wendy is. We’re also joined by DC Thomson’s Head of Sport and the token Saintee on A View From The Terrace, Sean Hamilton, to talk all things Saints, in a terrific chat. Fancy some features? Why not! We see yet another entry into the ‘Top 16’ in this weeks Top of the Tops, come fly with us in this weeks trip to The Royal, and we take a bumper retro trip to Norf Lahndan in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. Sam Miller’s legal agency! Danny Williams rugby career! Rotten fruit for a rotten club! We’ve got it all going down, and much more, so get yourselves comfy and strap yourselves in for Episode 68 of your old pals rambling nonsense. Get there!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at <a href="http://MANSCAPED.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MANSCAPED.com</a>! #ad #manscapedpod

Episode 68 - Sean Hamilton and the exoneration of a commercial radio DJ.

No football. No Queen. However, your two favourite good old fashioned lover boys are still here like dynamite with a laser beam, and guaranteed to blow your mind as we bring you Episode 67 of The Dogger Saints Podcast presented by manscaped.com!Yep, there’s no unexpectedly Saints match to discuss this week, but we found the time for a kind of magic catch up with our lovely new pal Gary Panton, the man behind Blue Heaven, to discuss fanzines, the changing face of fan media through the years, ‘Biscuits for Scotland’, and much more in a brilliant chat. We’re also joined by Andy as he plays the game of a fiendishly difficult Saintsmaster and bonus stab at Wendy Who.You know what we like though? Features baby, and we know you do too, so join Sam having such a good time in this weeks trip to The Royal, we see a frankly heinous tributes to the girls who are the Champions in The Club Shop of Shame, another one bites the dust in this weeks Top of the Tops, and we have a flash return of our old favourite Theme Team for your listening pleasure!The show must go on as the cinch returns this weekend, and we have a right good look forward to the Saints taking on Ross County at McDiarmid, in which Dan spends five minutes saying we’ll stick with the same team, and we give you a sneak peak into some real treats we might have coming for you.Dan discusses work etiquette! Sam turns Scouse! Bollocks like Oysters! We’ve got it all, and somehow more, so why not break free from it all for 80 minutes and come and have a right good time with the boys. Get there!                                        Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod

No football. No Queen. However, your two favourite good old fashioned lover boys are still here like dynamite with a laser beam, and guaranteed to blow your mind as we bring you Episode 67 of The Dogger Saints Podcast presented by <a href="http://manscaped.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">manscaped.com</a>! Yep, there’s no unexpectedly Saints match to discuss this week, but we found the time for a kind of magic catch up with our lovely new pal Gary Panton, the man behind Blue Heaven, to discuss fanzines, the changing face of fan media through the years, ‘Biscuits for Scotland’, and much more in a brilliant chat. We’re also joined by Andy as he plays the game of a fiendishly difficult Saintsmaster and bonus stab at Wendy Who. You know what we like though? Features baby, and we know you do too, so join Sam having such a good time in this weeks trip to The Royal, we see a frankly heinous tributes to the girls who are the Champions in The Club Shop of Shame, another one bites the dust in this weeks Top of the Tops, and we have a flash return of our old favourite Theme Team for your listening pleasure! The show must go on as the cinch returns this weekend, and we have a right good look forward to the Saints taking on Ross County at McDiarmid, in which Dan spends five minutes saying we’ll stick with the same team, and we give you a sneak peak into some real treats we might have coming for you. Dan discusses work etiquette! Sam turns Scouse! Bollocks like Oysters! We’ve got it all, and somehow more, so why not break free from it all for 80 minutes and come and have a right good time with the boys. Get there! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at <a href="http://MANSCAPED.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MANSCAPED.com</a>! #ad #manscapedpod

Episode 67 - Blue Heaven Fanzine and the grey area about nudity in the workplace.

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