Look... this is our first podcast, so this session was a little shaky. Jadzia, who is very smart, didn't take enough notes. Anyways, in this episode, we cover the prologue to Eddard I, half of what we meant to cover in the original planning since we didn't think we'd talk as much as we actually did! We hope you enjoy!

Ep. 1 / AGOT - Neddit.com

Jon Snow

Jon Snow, aged 14, is a bastard. He has no mom and now that the bastards have stopped reading, here is the real episode description: in this episode, we covered Jon I to Bran II, and kept the episode under 2 hours! Yeah baby! PLEASE send us asks at http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com . Please.

Jon Snow, aged 14, is a bastard. He has no mom and now that the bastards have stopped reading, here is the real episode description: in this episode, we covered Jon I to Bran II, and kept the episode under 2 hours! Yeah baby! PLEASE send us asks at <a href="http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com/" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com</a> . Please.

Ep. 2 / AGOT - "I'm Upset" - Jon Snow (2018) (Young Bastard Entertainment)

Good morning onion biters :) In this episode, we cover Tyrion I to Ned II. Also, this episode features 2 official BTO apologies. The first is for spreading misinformation regarding Dothraki culture in episode 1. The second you're reading right now - Jadzia is sorry for eating candy for like half the episode and thinking no one would notice. We hope you enjoy! Send asks :( http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com   also consider becoming a patreon donor!!! :P https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions

Good morning onion biters :) In this episode, we cover Tyrion I to Ned II. Also, this episode features 2 official BTO apologies. The first is for spreading misinformation regarding Dothraki culture in episode 1. The second you're reading right now - Jadzia is sorry for eating candy for like half the episode and thinking no one would notice. We hope you enjoy! Send asks :( <a href="http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com </a> also consider becoming a patreon donor!!! :P <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions</a>

Ep. 3 / AGOT - Thyrions

What's up Ser BarriSTANs and butcher boys of the world! Welcome back to our little corner of ice and fire! In this episode, we cover Tyrion II to Sansa I, and a lot happens. Funny Renly wins the internet epic style. Joffrey can SING. What?  Also we've made a Patreon account, so please consider becoming a patron and supporting our podcast! https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions Also, a small announcement from us! Actually, 2!  1. We are currently trying to get approved for iTunes, so pray that we get that thumbs up! 2. Next week's episode will be 5 days late, unfortunately. It will be released on Wednesday, August 1st! We moved all of our episodes to Libsyn and used up all of our monthly storage :( thank you for bearing with us and we hope you enjoy the episode!

What's up Ser BarriSTANs and butcher boys of the world! Welcome back to our little corner of ice and fire! In this episode, we cover Tyrion II to Sansa I, and a lot happens. Funny Renly wins the internet epic style. Joffrey can SING. What? Also we've made a Patreon account, so please consider becoming a patron and supporting our podcast! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions</a> Also, a small announcement from us! Actually, 2!  1. We are currently trying to get approved for iTunes, so pray that we get that thumbs up! 2. Next week's episode will be 5 days late, unfortunately. It will be released on Wednesday, August 1st! We moved all of our episodes to Libsyn and used up all of our monthly storage :( thank you for bearing with us and we hope you enjoy the episode!

Ep. 4 / AGOT - A Lannister Family Cookout

Hey, locals. In this episode, we talk about how Tumblr is a bad site for minors and how Jadzia was a H*mestuck probably (sad!). We also do shoutout some of our amazing listeners and Patrons this week!!! We love you. In addition to that, we cover Ned III to Cat IV, some juicy political chapters! Enjoy! Also hit up our Patreon and SEND ASKS :3  https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions

Hey, locals. In this episode, we talk about how Tumblr is a bad site for minors and how Jadzia was a H*mestuck probably (sad!). We also do shoutout some of our amazing listeners and Patrons this week!!! We love you. In addition to that, we cover Ned III to Cat IV, some juicy political chapters! Enjoy! Also hit up our Patreon and SEND ASKS :3  <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions</a>

Ep. 5  / AGOT - The BlackElroys

Good morning thots! It's 4 in the morning and Jadzia is typing this after a sensual 4 hour Stardew Valley session. Sad! Anyways, in this episode, we discuss Jon III to Tyrion IV and deliver THE hottest takes possible, we think. We love all of you so much, and enjoy the episode!

Good morning thots! It's 4 in the morning and Jadzia is typing this after a sensual 4 hour Stardew Valley session. Sad! Anyways, in this episode, we discuss Jon III to Tyrion IV and deliver THE hottest takes possible, we think. We love all of you so much, and enjoy the episode!

Ep. 6 / AGOT - Shimada Castle Black

Hello kinslayers, we're back! This one's jam-packed with depression, guilt, stress, longing, frustration, pain, and some other wack shit! Also, this episode was so long that we had to cut out most off-topic stuff, so there might be some weird jumps, sorry about that! Anyways, in this episode, we cover Arya II to Bran IV, and none of it is fun to read! We hope you enjoy the episode regardless! Anyways, awesome reminder to send us asks to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr and also to consider becoming a patron on https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions

Hello kinslayers, we're back! This one's jam-packed with depression, guilt, stress, longing, frustration, pain, and some other wack shit! Also, this episode was so long that we had to cut out most off-topic stuff, so there might be some weird jumps, sorry about that! Anyways, in this episode, we cover Arya II to Bran IV, and none of it is fun to read! We hope you enjoy the episode regardless! Anyways, awesome reminder to send us asks to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr and also to consider becoming a patron on <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions</a>

Ep. 7 / AGOT - BTO Behind the Layers

Hello Snowchiha Clan! Welcome to the 8th episode of Bite This Onions, which is just filled to the brim with internet troubles since Jadzia is back at school! We hope you don't mind the jumps and weird choppy audio at times. Anyways, in this short episode, we cover Ned V and Jon IV, 2 excellent chapters where we meet some cool characters like Alyn! SHOUTOUT TO NICO LANNISTER FOR BEING OUR 1ST $10 PATRON! As promised, our Discord server will probably be live by the time the episode is out. We're busy ;____; Enjoy! SEND ASKS and listen to ++ the LOONA EP as well as sweetener by Ariana!

Hello Snowchiha Clan! Welcome to the 8th episode of Bite This Onions, which is just filled to the brim with internet troubles since Jadzia is back at school! We hope you don't mind the jumps and weird choppy audio at times. Anyways, in this short episode, we cover Ned V and Jon IV, 2 excellent chapters where we meet some cool characters like Alyn! SHOUTOUT TO NICO LANNISTER FOR BEING OUR 1ST $10 PATRON! As promised, our Discord server will probably be live by the time the episode is out. We're busy ;____; Enjoy! SEND ASKS and listen to ++ the LOONA EP as well as sweetener by Ariana!

Ep. 8 / AGOT - God is a eunuch

Hey hedge knights! Hope you had a great week OR we hope you had a stressful week and you're settling down on this fine Saturday morning to bite this onions with us! This week, we discussed Ned VI to Sansa II, some GOOD ASS chapters. Also, did you know that iTunes censors cuss words in the description? We just noticed lol. Anyway, enjoy our most ace positive episode yet!!!! SEND ASKS AND ALSO WE HAVE A PATREON...

Hey hedge knights! Hope you had a great week OR we hope you had a stressful week and you're settling down on this fine Saturday morning to bite this onions with us! This week, we discussed Ned VI to Sansa II, some GOOD ASS chapters. Also, did you know that iTunes censors cuss words in the description? We just noticed lol. Anyway, enjoy our most ace positive episode yet!!!! SEND ASKS AND ALSO WE HAVE A PATREON...

Ep. 9 / AGOT - Clown of the Crown

Hello gays! It's been a while, so we're here with an ACTION PACKED 2 hour episode FILLED with some of the longest and best chapters we've gone over so far - Ned VII to Arya III. We talk about nothing for a long time....... Anyways, ENJOY and also SEND ASKS!!!!! bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com.... also we have a Patreon!! Consider giving our broke asses some money!!

Hello gays! It's been a while, so we're here with an ACTION PACKED 2 hour episode FILLED with some of the longest and best chapters we've gone over so far - Ned VII to Arya III. We talk about nothing for a long time....... Anyways, ENJOY and also SEND ASKS!!!!! <a href="http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com</a>.... also we have a Patreon!! Consider giving our broke asses some money!!

Ep. 10 / AGOT - Weed Jokes About Highgarden

Hey! We're Jadzia and Max, the only 2 black fans of ASOIAF, and we're here to close read literature for the first time since high school. Jaime Lannister is a god among men. Jon Snow is Lil Uzi Vert. Jadzia can't read.

Hey Nords I'm sleepy so I'm going to keep this short. Max and Jadzia talk about video games for 20 minutes and then talk about A Game of Thrones! We cover Ned VIII to Ned IX. Also, episodes will be coming out on Saturdays from now on! Send asks (bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com), donate to our Patreon, tell your friends about our podcast, and enjoy the episode!!! We love you!!!!

Hey Nords I'm sleepy so I'm going to keep this short. Max and Jadzia talk about video games for 20 minutes and then talk about A Game of Thrones! We cover Ned VIII to Ned IX. Also, episodes will be coming out on Saturdays from now on! Send asks (<a href="http://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com</a>), donate to our Patreon, tell your friends about our podcast, and enjoy the episode!!! We love you!!!!

Ep. 11 / AGOT - The Elder Thrones I: Skyrim

Hey guys! Jadzia didn't know you could apply Discord permissions to voice channels!! The episode was going to be called "Lord Stark, I don't feel so good..." before we were interrupted in the middle of our very on-topic conversation about Overwatch! (We GOT interrupted... hehe... like Game of Thrones). Anyways, we cover Dany III to Tyrion VI with our guest Nico, or QueerlyDeparted on Twitter! Send asks to bitethisonionspodcast on tumblr and also check out our Patreon and Discord server!

Hey guys! Jadzia didn't know you could apply Discord permissions to voice channels!! The episode was going to be called "Lord Stark, I don't feel so good..." before we were interrupted in the middle of our very on-topic conversation about Overwatch! (We GOT interrupted... hehe... like Game of Thrones). Anyways, we cover Dany III to Tyrion VI with our guest Nico, or QueerlyDeparted on Twitter! Send asks to bitethisonionspodcast on tumblr and also check out our Patreon and Discord server!

Ep. 12 / AGOT - We GOT Interrupted 

Good morning and kung pow cock everyone! Welcome to Bite this Onions, the podcast where we start reading Ned X around 13 minutes. Shoutout to our Patreon patrons!!!! We love you and can't thank you ENOUGH for helping keep this show afloat. It's still hard to believe people actually give us money for this. Anyways, in this episode that took WAY too long to edit, we cover Ned X to Jon V, some sexy, SEXY chapters with some DOPE combat. We hope you enjoy! Also, I didn't know that links worked in here, so: Our Tumblr Our Patreon

Good morning and kung pow cock everyone! Welcome to Bite this Onions, the podcast where we start reading Ned X around 13 minutes. Shoutout to our Patreon patrons!!!! We love you and can't thank you ENOUGH for helping keep this show afloat. It's still hard to believe people actually give us money for this. Anyways, in this episode that took WAY too long to edit, we cover Ned X to Jon V, some sexy, SEXY chapters with some DOPE combat. We hope you enjoy! Also, I didn't know that links worked in here, so: <a href="https://bitethisonionspodcast.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Our Tumblr</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Our Patreon</a>

Ep. 13 / AGOT - The 2nd Anedment

Hey guys! This was another long one so I hope you don't mind us going short for the rest of the month since we don't have the storage space! It's hard to avoid since there's so much going down tho. Anyway, I have a headache so I'm just going to say we covered Tyrion VII to Sansa III. Soon enough I'm going to stop knowing how to read these Roman numerals. Never forget... to send asks!!!! :P PATREON DISCORD

Hey guys! This was another long one so I hope you don't mind us going short for the rest of the month since we don't have the storage space! It's hard to avoid since there's so much going down tho. Anyway, I have a headache so I'm just going to say we covered Tyrion VII to Sansa III. Soon enough I'm going to stop knowing how to read these Roman numerals. Never forget... to send asks!!!! :P <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PATREON</a> <a href="https://discord.gg/KTJMxr9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DISCORD</a>

Ep. 14 / AGOT - Ned XI Never Forget

Hey dragons! Ready to hear us talk about video games? Welcome to our first short filler episode!!! We hope you like it - also, thank you so much for sending asks! We love you!!!! We have a Patreon.... and a Discord... :P Hit that donate and hit that JOIN baby!!! PATREON DISCORD

Hey dragons! Ready to hear us talk about video games? Welcome to our first short filler episode!!! We hope you like it - also, thank you so much for sending asks! We love you!!!! We have a Patreon.... and a Discord... :P Hit that donate and hit that JOIN baby!!! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PATREON</a> <a href="https://discord.gg/KTJMxr9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DISCORD</a>

Filler Ep. 1 / VIDEO GAMES - Bite This Maester Raven

Hey Nedlets, welcome to episode 15, a short as hell episode! We've been pushing it with the episode lengths, and because of that we have limited space to work with for the rest of October. Sorry about that! Anyway, this episode covers Ned XII and Dany IV. Can y'all believe we're like 2/3 of the way through the book? We can. Anyways, support us! Libsyn is... expensive. And we're in college.  PATREON

Hey Nedlets, welcome to episode 15, a short as hell episode! We've been pushing it with the episode lengths, and because of that we have limited space to work with for the rest of October. Sorry about that! Anyway, this episode covers Ned XII and Dany IV. Can y'all believe we're like 2/3 of the way through the book? We can. Anyways, support us! Libsyn is... expensive. And we're in college.  <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PATREON</a>

Ep. 15 / AGOT - Gunner Lannister

Hellurrr listenurrrrs. This is Tyler Perry letting you about this week's Bite This Onions! This week, we're covered Ned 13 to Ned 14 and it's SPICY. I mean RED HOT. Anyone else feeling red hot this week? Anyways, thank you to our BEAUTIFUL PATRONS for allowing us to supply you with content that is consistent 40% of the time!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!! Anyways, consider becoming Patrons, join our Discord, and SEND ASKS to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr!!!!

Hellurrr listenurrrrs. This is Tyler Perry letting you about this week's Bite This Onions! This week, we're covered Ned 13 to Ned 14 and it's SPICY. I mean RED HOT. Anyone else feeling red hot this week? Anyways, thank you to our BEAUTIFUL PATRONS for allowing us to supply you with content that is consistent 40% of the time!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!! Anyways, consider becoming <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patrons</a>, join our <a href="https://discord.gg/KTJMxr9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Discord</a>, and SEND ASKS to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr!!!!

Ep. 16 / AGOT - Madea's Diaries of a Mad King

Hey Solid Starks and welcome to some GOOD A Song of Ice and Fire. I don't have much to say but thank you, George for making these books so good and sexy. Today we read Arya 4 and Sansa 4! I'm too lazy to put the links here but check out our Discord and think about becoming Patreon patrons! There are benefits, you know ;)

Hey Solid Starks and welcome to some GOOD A Song of Ice and Fire. I don't have much to say but thank you, George for making these books so good and sexy. Today we read Arya 4 and Sansa 4! I'm too lazy to put the links here but check out our Discord and think about becoming Patreon patrons! There are benefits, you know ;)

Ep. 17 / AGOT - Game of Thrones (2011) Sucks So Bad

Good morning nothern bad boys, it's been a while, and because of that, Max and I absolutely could not stop getting off topic! Hope none of you mind. Anyways, today we covered Jon 7 and Bran 6 and also George HW Bush died live on the podcast!! What!!! Tune in for 0 laughs and a biiiig headache. #ArabsDeserveDorne #EssosIsAsia Give to our Patreon and also join our Discord server!

Good morning nothern bad boys, it's been a while, and because of that, Max and I absolutely could not stop getting off topic! Hope none of you mind. Anyways, today we covered Jon 7 and Bran 6 and also George HW Bush died live on the podcast!! What!!! Tune in for 0 laughs and a biiiig headache. #ArabsDeserveDorne #EssosIsAsia Give to our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon</a> and also join our <a href="https://discord.gg/KTJMxr9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Discord</a> server!

Ep. 18 / AGOT - The Fartstarks

La di da di da, Robb on me knob, pass me some ale, fuck me in the cart, la dit da dit da, stranger fuck the law, chitty chitty bang, slaughter everythang. welcome to episode 19, the episode where we discuss African diaspora a little bit before actually getting into AGOT! Today we discussed Dany 5 to Cat 8, and we LOVE ROBB! We also LOVE OUR PATRONS, so if you want to support us, the link is below!! PATREON   DISCORD

La di da di da, Robb on me knob, pass me some ale, fuck me in the cart, la dit da dit da, stranger fuck the law, chitty chitty bang, slaughter everythang. welcome to episode 19, the episode where we discuss African diaspora a little bit before actually getting into AGOT! Today we discussed Dany 5 to Cat 8, and we LOVE ROBB! We also LOVE OUR PATRONS, so if you want to support us, the link is below!! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/bitethisonions" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PATREON</a> <a href="https://discord.gg/KTJMxr9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DISCORD</a>

Ep. 19 / AGOT - Schlob On Me Knob

this podcast is great

i don’t even know about game of thrones but this podcast is smexy

NOINO ON

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