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Seedy Business

There's nothing cozier than curling up with a seed catalog and dreaming about next year's garden. Seedy Business is a relaxing, pathologically low-stakes chat between Allison, a biologist, and Roman, just some guy, about garden seeds and how they are marketed. Listen as we struggle in vain to suppress our natural inclinations toward vocal leftism and recreational vulgarity to deliver a soothing seed experience.

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Seedy Shorts: Cucumbers from MIgardener 2022

Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

5mins

13 May 2022

Rank #1

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Episode 61: MIgardener 2022

Allison and Roman discuss their first Social Media Influencer-founded seed catalog: MIgardener. Topics of discussion include a Bonsai tree that looks like a big ole' butt and the many tick-borne illnesses that Roman may have contracted.  MIgardener 2022 catalog MIgardener Youtube channel Bonsai tree Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

40mins

6 May 2022

Rank #2

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Seedy Shorts: True Miscellany

We didn't have time to record this week because we got married AGAIN (that's right, fuckers, we'll do it as often as we want and none of you can stop us). So enjoy this completely random five minutes of discarded audio from like 9 months ago or something? Back to a full episode next Friday. <3 Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

4mins

29 Apr 2022

Rank #3

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Seedy Shorts: Cabbages from Medwyn's of Anglesey 2022

Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

5mins

22 Apr 2022

Rank #4

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Episode 60: Medwyn's of Anglesey 2022

In this special Good Friday episode, Allison and Roman discuss the possible biological context for Jesus's cursing of a fig tree on his way into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and enjoy one of our patron saint Gerald Stratford's favorite catalogs, Medwyn's of Angelsey.  Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

48mins

15 Apr 2022

Rank #5

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Episode 59: Wrestlemania Plantacular

Allison and Roman celebrate the High Holy Day of Obligation that is Wrestlemania by looking at all the ways that pro wrestling has intersected with gardening throughout the years.  Johnny Knoxville Wrestlemania Match Weedwacker Death Match #1 Weedwacker Death Match #2 Gus the Gardener Daniel Bryan, the Planet's Champion Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

28mins

8 Apr 2022

Rank #6

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Seedy Shorts: The Container Collection from Rohrer Seeds 2022

Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

6mins

1 Apr 2022

Rank #7

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Episode 58: Rohrer Seeds 2022

Allison and Roman discuss the cleanly designed but bafflingly Jim Davis-forward Rohrer Seeds catalog, warmly welcome the newly available beans emoji, and engage in Clowning for Jesus.  Rohrer Seeds 2022 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

38mins

25 Mar 2022

Rank #8

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Seedy Shorts: St. Patricks Day

Breaking St. Patrick's Day News! (Back to full episodes next week) Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

11mins

18 Mar 2022

Rank #9

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Seedy Shorts: Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers

Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

11mins

11 Mar 2022

Rank #10