Rank #1: Open the Floodgates!
After a long offseason, the ‘Pids are about to start their 2019 season. Expectations are running high, and with practically a whole new roster and a promising offense, the cast discusses what we want to see at the end of the 34 games. We might not be Cup ready, but what do we want to set as the benchmark, and what should the consequences be for not making them?
Feb 28 2019
Rank #2: Southern Hospitality
An ugly team played another ugly team. A bad goal in Atlanta cost us all 3 points as the Rapids are still win-less in 2019. The cast unloads a little on the staff, the players, and the FO alike as we try to make sense of our dismal 0-7-2 record. We also look to Vancouver where the team is back in Colorado, but you'll have to wait until next week to hear out thoughts on Hudson and the new head coach search.
May 02 2019
Rank #3: Drunken Lullabies
Just drunken ramblings at a pub.
Nov 08 2018
Rank #4: Off the Hook Offseason
The cast has been sleeping and resting up in the offseason... but the team hasn't! With a huge influx of new players like Rosenberry, Feilhaber, Shinyashiki, and two new homegrowns, the gang talks all the Rapids news of the last few weeks.
Jan 17 2019
Rank #5: Golden Traffic Cone
In this weeks cast Brendan, Brian and Austin try to figure out what went wrong in Dallas. Is it a chemistry thing? Where is the possession? Then they take a closer look at the the fact the team cant pick a formation that works for the roster. Oh, don't forget Houston is coming to town and the guys discuss how vital a win at home is.
Mar 28 2019
Rank #6: Roster Choices with the Voices
We get the updated roster decision from the Rapids. What does the crew think? Is that Matt you hear? Was one third of our team salary really tied up in or goal keepers? All this and more.
Nov 29 2018
Rank #7: SnowClasico 3
After the coldest match in MLS history, the crew talks about what we saw in the fustercluck of a match. Great plays from the midfield and offense, but the defense has some major injury issues. With Sjoberg suspended for next week, will we see improvement against the Flounders?
Mar 07 2019
Rank #8: Pre-Season to Retirement
Today's topics are…
- Howard announces retirement after 2019 season
- Jared Watts announces retirement
- Death of Fernando Clavijo
- Games against FC Cincinnati, Ventura County Fusion
- They still don’t matter
- Upcoming games against Las Vegas Lights FC, LA Galaxy
Feb 14 2019
Rank #9: S-A-W-F-T
Our mortal enemies, the yellow team walks away with the game in hand as we get a tie against SKC that definitely felt like a 2-point loss. Despite this, the raft is still looking pretty positive towards the team overall. We’re heading deep into the heart of Texas for our next road match against FC Dallas, will we be able to get our first three points of the season?
Tweet your answers:
- Rubio Soft Yellow?
- Blomberg blow his last chance?
- Dallas Scoreline?
Mar 21 2019
Rank #10: O-Kei To Be Excited?
The crew plus Juan talk about the new players and those who went out the door. Sad to see some fan favorites go but overall the crew seems positive.
Dec 20 2018
Rank #11: Climbing The Vines
The guys talk about another loss at home. The very disappointing defense. Is our defense Found On Road Dead without our young leadership in Ford? A small interview from Hudson post-game. Plus the upcoming match vs Chicago away.
Apr 18 2019
Rank #12: I need a drink…
After another punch-to-the-gut loss, this time against Chicago, the crew tries to break down what the team can do to get out of this funk. Things certainly aren’t looking good on our defensive side, as we’re currently on track to let in nearly one hundred goals. Things get a little bit lighter as we make bets on when we’ll get our first win of the season, then Colin talks about why Atlanta has been struggling so far in 2019. Feel like we’re on repeat yet?
Apr 25 2019
Rank #13: Still My Pids
First the guys each recorded a solo 5 minute 3 question:
1) Still your Pids after the loss? 2) Jordan Morris straight red for kick in the face? 3) Key points for 3 points against KC?
Followed by the release of My Pids:
A Voice of C38 production presents My Pids. Written by Matt, Brendan and Matt play the roles of Cherio (Anthony Hudson, performed by Matt) & PipPip (Pablo Mastroeni, performed by Brendan) as they parody Mickey Avolon's My Dick.
Mar 14 2019
Rank #14: Dyin' more?
Well, that certainly didn't go to plan. After a thorough trouncing by Houston, the gang talks about our glaring defensive problems. Who was to blame? Serna? Smith? Hudson? All of the above? All that and Orlando on this episode
Apr 04 2019
Rank #15: Orland-ouch
Orlando didn’t go to plan. Thanks to some serious lack of discipline from PRO, Nani got rewarded with an appearance on Team of the Week for headbutting Acosta twice. We all question the defense and coaching as we’re on track for a record worst defense in MLS. Then, we take a look at the double game week as we face both Seattle and the Rooneys at home. Buckle up kids, because we have no choice but to headbutt our way into a win.
Apr 10 2019
Rank #16: Interview: End of Season Gashi
Brian has a conversation with Gashi about the season.
Nov 26 2018
Rank #17: Season’s over, keep drinking
We have Dave in the house talking last game, the "walk out", smoke bombs, and random Rapids discussion.
Nov 01 2018
Rank #18: Zero + Zero equals one left
With a tie against San Jose, the Rapids are officially going to end with their lowest points per game. The crew breaks down the lineup and coaching decisions, and goes into a lot of tangents as usual. We also discuss the upcoming FC Dallas game, and give fans a preview of topics we'll be going over in the off-season.
Oct 25 2018
Rank #19: Playing Boli?
The small crew discusses the 2 goals, lineup, win, and brawl from MNUFC. Rapids broke the streak and can they carry the momentum into San Jose? Do we like the young guys coming back? Can Brian learn to periscope? Some of these answered and more.
Oct 18 2018
Rank #20: Set Autopilot to Failure
With the Rapids being outscored 22-1 in the last seven games, we’re on track for the worst year in franchise history by a long shot. We failed to impress against LAFC, so the crew talks about what we need to see against Minnesota to spark some hope back in this fanbase.
Oct 11 2018