Tim Curry

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to live with a younger version of yourself OR be forced to live in a house where the house will kill you? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to live with a younger version of yourself OR be forced to live in a house where the house will kill you? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

The Jumper Cinematic Universe vs. Tim Curry Gets F***ed

Jordan Peterson

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be unable to make a point in under 12 hours OR only be able to perform tasks using YouTube lifehacks? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be unable to make a point in under 12 hours OR only be able to perform tasks using YouTube lifehacks? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

Jordan Peterson’s McDonald’s Order vs. Big Solder

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink only available as various flavors of vape juice? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink only available as various flavors of vape juice? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

The Caloric Value of Nicotine vs. Sunday Night Pumpkin Night Pizza

WOULD YOU RATHER: Bring in a celebrity guest host every week OR hold an outrageous competition to find a new female co-host?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Bring in a celebrity guest host every week OR hold an outrageous competition to find a new female co-host?

I Don’t Want to Swing Ninja’s Wife vs. Cream Pie

Have every cab driver attempt to convert you to their religion OR have every homeless person you encounter aggressively target you?

Have every cab driver attempt to convert you to their religion OR have every homeless person you encounter aggressively target you?

UpLyft vs. Teleporting Wi-Fi Bum

WOULD YOU RATHER: Never be able to accurately quote a pop culture reference OR only be able to talk in bad impressions?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Never be able to accurately quote a pop culture reference OR only be able to talk in bad impressions?

Khan, I am Your Father vs. Everyone’s Famous Catchphrase

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have your work featured exclusively in children's sitcoms OR lead a double life and not face the benefits of either?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have your work featured exclusively in children's sitcoms OR lead a double life and not face the benefits of either?

Blackhouse Mike vs. Miley Chairson

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be an awful singer with amazing stage presence OR be an amazing singer with awful stage presence?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be an awful singer with amazing stage presence OR be an amazing singer with awful stage presence?

Jello Biafra is That B*tch vs. I Forgot the Yakuza Are Real

While Oscar is in a mild coma, John finally gives in to the machines and brings back a classic.

While Oscar is in a mild coma, John finally gives in to the machines and brings back a classic.

Rathernaughts vs. WYR Bot, Vol. 10

WOULD YOU RATHER: Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career running an OnlyFans catering to the absolute worst people OR Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career as a horribly unsuccessful content creator? 

WOULD YOU RATHER: Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career running an OnlyFans catering to the absolute worst people OR Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career as a horribly unsuccessful content creator?

Look at the Patterns of the Pores vs. Twitch Fears My Power

I'd Rather Not is a weekly comedy podcast about bad decisions and how we make them. Each episode our "expert" panel welcomes a guest to dissect "would you rather" scenarios and vote on a "winner". It always either ends in death or an existential crisis.

Zone-casts: I'd Rather Not

WOULD YOU RATHER: Risk being trampled every time you get something on sale OR have one item per meal have the same consistency of canned cranberry sauce?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Risk being trampled every time you get something on sale OR have one item per meal have the same consistency of canned cranberry sauce?

Uwu Pwease Steppy vs. Excreting Cranberry Flavor

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to survive a hellscape based off of your favorite album OR work for a content producer who is botching the hell out of your favorite movie?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have to survive a hellscape based off of your favorite album OR work for a content producer who is botching the hell out of your favorite movie?

Rhythm Bastard vs. Digging the Hole Deeper

As another year draws to a close, the annual tradition of bringing back losing scenarios to get one more shot at victory returns. This is Oscar's first time joining in, so of course he's given the role of Question Master. This couldn't possibly go poorly.

As another year draws to a close, the annual tradition of bringing back losing scenarios to get one more shot at victory returns. This is Oscar's first time joining in, so of course he's given the role of Question Master. This couldn't possibly go poorly.

2019 Second Chances

Liv Morgan

Christopher Benoit

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a respected pop culture critic that can only cover media you hate OR a respected food critic that loses the ability to taste?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a respected pop culture critic that can only cover media you hate OR a respected food critic that loses the ability to taste?

Liv Morgan vs. Christopher Benoit

Only you can prevent Armageddon by sending the information to the past. WOULD YOU RATHER: Send vague vision to your past self OR have exact information but it's only distributed by crazy right wing conspiracy theorists?

Only you can prevent Armageddon by sending the information to the past. WOULD YOU RATHER: Send vague vision to your past self OR have exact information but it's only distributed by crazy right wing conspiracy theorists?

Vision Hookers vs. Turning the Liv Tylers Psychic

Doctor John and Doctor Oscar are back to use their years of medical experience to answer your toughest questions.

Doctor John and Doctor Oscar are back to use their years of medical experience to answer your toughest questions.

Doctor Doctor – 2

You've just moved to a small town, but suddenly there's a strange series of murders afoot and you've been tasked with solving it. No one knows why these crimes are happening, but you've been allowed to have someone assist you. WOULD YOU RATHER: Be assisted by a team of plucky but inexperienced high schoolers with magic powers OR a single grizzled loose-cannon detective at the top of his game?

You've just moved to a small town, but suddenly there's a strange series of murders afoot and you've been tasked with solving it. No one knows why these crimes are happening, but you've been allowed to have someone assist you. WOULD YOU RATHER: Be assisted by a team of plucky but inexperienced high schoolers with magic powers OR a single grizzled loose-cannon detective at the top of his game?

Oscar Invents Persona 4 vs. Seriously, This is Just P4

Uncle Ben

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a best friend who forces you to let them ride your coat tails lest they reveal your deepest, darkest secret OR attempts to sabotage you at every turn and success?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a best friend who forces you to let them ride your coat tails lest they reveal your deepest, darkest secret OR attempts to sabotage you at every turn and success?

Uncle Ben Died in 9/11 vs. Oscar Admits to Bad Things

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all of your food/grocery purchases be blind loot boxes OR have your mortality tied to collecting large gold rings?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all of your food/grocery purchases be blind loot boxes OR have your mortality tied to collecting large gold rings?

Random Crate Meals vs. John Wick the Hedgehog

WOULD YOU RATHER: End racism by sending an alien to destroy New York City so that humanity has a bigger enemy that they will all be bonded against OR end fascism by bombing London's House of Parliament and killing all of the evil politicians?

WOULD YOU RATHER: End racism by sending an alien to destroy New York City so that humanity has a bigger enemy that they will all be bonded against OR end fascism by bombing London's House of Parliament and killing all of the evil politicians?

D*** Don’t Glow vs. Fash-ion Week

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all of your favorite childhood shows and movies on a single streaming service but they've been re-edited by George Lucas OR have a total makeover that makes you the most attractive person in the world but you're being hunted by Jim Carrey?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all of your favorite childhood shows and movies on a single streaming service but they've been re-edited by George Lucas OR have a total makeover that makes you the most attractive person in the world but you're being hunted by Jim Carrey?

Russo Shot First vs. Face/Off But Also The Mask

You are tasked with defeating an evil force and saving the world, but there is a powerful enemy at play and it's trying to turn you to the dark side WOULD YOU RATHER: Your grandfather is secretly Hitler and he is back from the dead and is trying to make you evil OR your clothing is secretly an alien that is attached to you that is trying to bring out the evil within?

You are tasked with defeating an evil force and saving the world, but there is a powerful enemy at play and it's trying to turn you to the dark side WOULD YOU RATHER: Your grandfather is secretly Hitler and he is back from the dead and is trying to make you evil OR your clothing is secretly an alien that is attached to you that is trying to bring out the evil within?

Hitler-Ass Hitler vs. The Emperor’s New Symbiote

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all forms of entertainent be ASMR OR have everything feel just a little too soft?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all forms of entertainent be ASMR OR have everything feel just a little too soft?

ASMPar vs. Boneless Polycule

WARNING: This prompt spoils both video games. Continue at your own risk. WOULD YOU RATHER: Change the world by destroying the arbiters of fate itself leaving the future unknown OR control the world's cognition to make everyone happy therefore removing everyone's free will?

WARNING: This prompt spoils both video games. Continue at your own risk. WOULD YOU RATHER: Change the world by destroying the arbiters of fate itself leaving the future unknown OR control the world's cognition to make everyone happy therefore removing everyone's free will?

Oscar Spoils FFVII Remake vs. Oscar Spoils Persona 5 Royal

WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight every animal in a zoo OR teach sapient animals to fly space jets in order to save the world? 

WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight every animal in a zoo OR teach sapient animals to fly space jets in order to save the world?

The Zoo King vs. The Boston Infinity Bracer

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be quarantined in a Chuck E. Cheese by yourself OR have a raccoon landlord who continues to ask for rent even though you can't currently work?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be quarantined in a Chuck E. Cheese by yourself OR have a raccoon landlord who continues to ask for rent even though you can't currently work?

Bottoming for Chuck E. vs. Fighting Animal Children

WOULD YOU RATHER: A house where a murderer lives under the floorboards OR a beach-side home that is drastically threatened by climate change?

WOULD YOU RATHER: A house where a murderer lives under the floorboards OR a beach-side home that is drastically threatened by climate change?

Stop Saying Uwu vs. Drown Me on Cocaine Mountain, Daddy

WOULD YOU RATHER: Mosey down an old town road OR be the bad guy, duh?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Mosey down an old town road OR be the bad guy, duh?

Theater of the Mind vs. Schrodinger’s Bad Guy (Duh)

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a billionaire playboy whose entire fortune is tied to illicit activities OR be the head pastor of your own mega church?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a billionaire playboy whose entire fortune is tied to illicit activities OR be the head pastor of your own mega church?

Bathtub Cheese Children vs. Satan’s Dark Army

Owen uses the power of corporate funding to bring back another Would You Rather Bot-centric episode! What kind of wild situations will it generate?

Owen uses the power of corporate funding to bring back another Would You Rather Bot-centric episode! What kind of wild situations will it generate?

Rathernaughts vs. WYR Bot, Vol. 9

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