Two things are certain this time of year: the Patriots will be in the Super Bowl, and Rob will delusionally think the Jets are there instead. What’s left to say about Brady and Co at this point?? Rob and Dave say all of it.  Also, some tennis discussion about who has the highest highs of the men’s Big Three. There’s some major Harden love and hateration as he continues his scoring tornado.  But most importantly, stick around for the end. Or skip to the end, we’re not your nannies. But Dave goes on a parenting rant the likes of which we have not seen. It has nothing to do with sports, other than his rageful passion matched only by MJ’s flu game.

Two things are certain this time of year: the Patriots will be in the Super Bowl, and Rob will delusionally think the Jets are there instead. What’s left to say about Brady and Co at this point?? Rob and Dave say all of it. Also, some tennis discussion about who has the highest highs of the men’s Big Three. There’s some major Harden love and hateration as he continues his scoring tornado. But most importantly, stick around for the end. Or skip to the end, we’re not your nannies. But Dave goes on a parenting rant the likes of which we have not seen. It has nothing to do with sports, other than his rageful passion matched only by MJ’s flu game.

Ep. 111: Another Pats Super Bowl, And Harden Is Absurd

Rob and Dave are back with an old standby: the improvised sports TV pilot idea. It's "Pitch" meets "The Replacements" meets "Draft Day" with a whole bunch of other weird stuff thrown in there. And if you'd like to steal it, the guys kindly ask that you don't? Honor system, folks.  Plus, Dave has the drop on an epic reverse jinx to make sure the Chiefs crap the bed, and Rob is a firm believer that everyone in the NFC is a big old fraud.  There's a bit of tennis legend talk, but mostly, it's just an improvisation away from selling an idea to CBS and insta-fame. Join us!

Rob and Dave are back with an old standby: the improvised sports TV pilot idea. It's "Pitch" meets "The Replacements" meets "Draft Day" with a whole bunch of other weird stuff thrown in there. And if you'd like to steal it, the guys kindly ask that you don't? Honor system, folks.  Plus, Dave has the drop on an epic reverse jinx to make sure the Chiefs crap the bed, and Rob is a firm believer that everyone in the NFC is a big old fraud.  There's a bit of tennis legend talk, but mostly, it's just an improvisation away from selling an idea to CBS and insta-fame. Join us!

Ep. 111: AFC/NFC Title Previews, and An Improvised Sports TV Show

Remember the Titans? Well, Rob and Dave do. They welcome in the New Year starting with the College Football Championship, and Clemson's blowout win led by Trevor "Sunshine" Lawrence. Also, get ready for some hot takes with the NFL playoffs. Will Andrew Luck's blue collar QB play be enough to take down Patrick Mahomes' flashy game? Dave thinks so.  Lastly, Rob has some weird info to reveal about the anatomy of Rams coach Sean McVay. It's...weird.

Remember the Titans? Well, Rob and Dave do. They welcome in the New Year starting with the College Football Championship, and Clemson's blowout win led by Trevor "Sunshine" Lawrence. Also, get ready for some hot takes with the NFL playoffs. Will Andrew Luck's blue collar QB play be enough to take down Patrick Mahomes' flashy game? Dave thinks so.  Lastly, Rob has some weird info to reveal about the anatomy of Rams coach Sean McVay. It's...weird.

Ep. 110: Clemson Rocks and NFL Playoff Rd 2 Predictions

The Patriots' run is OFFICIALLY over. LeBron, Lonzo, AND a mystery guest had an unprecedented triple-triple-double on the Lakers. And Dave has finally settled on the best quarterback in the league. No spoilers, but it's definitely Josh Allen.    Plus, there's some ranting about Christmas music, the Eagles have an insane new nickname, Dave makes Rob VERY uncomfortable with some new basketball terminology, and Rob is calling out all future generations of fact-checkers in a new segment called "Your new baby means NOTHING to me, Krahn."   Yup, it's nothing but love and happiness on this holiday special episode of TKP!!

Ep. 109: LeBron, Lonzo and LaTriple-Doubles

If you re-drafted this season, who would be the top five quarterbacks? If the ball family got a spin off, who would be the star?  If Dave could coach the Patriots, what would be the all-time super duper crazy insane fantasy play that would never actually happened but that we can still dream about happening?  All these questions and more get answered in the most recent edition of the Kicker Podcast. Oh, and what would this episode be without a major self-effacing callback to the worst fantasy football loss in TKP history... via an online quiz game???

If you re-drafted this season, who would be the top five quarterbacks? If the ball family got a spin off, who would be the star? If Dave could coach the Patriots, what would be the all-time super duper crazy insane fantasy play that would never actually happened but that we can still dream about happening? All these questions and more get answered in the most recent edition of the Kicker Podcast. Oh, and what would this episode be without a major self-effacing callback to the worst fantasy football loss in TKP history... via an online quiz game???

Ep. 108: Dave Is Very Not Okay With That Patriots Loss

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Rob and Dave are digging in to this week's best (primarily football) sports stories, including the way that Eli Manning has learn how to bend the spacetime continuum when throwing passes this year.    Also, they talk about how Bill Belichick's nefarious plans to take over the NFL over the next 60 years factors into the Packers' big decision, now that Mike McCarthy has been shown the cheesy Wisconsin door.   And speaking of Wisconsin... there's some... COLLEGE FOOTBALL TALK?? That's right! Rob and Dave have both, independently, consumed several, that's right several, halves of compelling NCAA football recently. And just like Charles Barkley during the NCAA Tournament every March, they've got some VERY strong opinions based on very little than the very recent eye test.    Make sure to subscribe on iTunes to get every TKP episode!!!

Ep. 106: Mike McCarthy Is OUT, But Sexy Stats About Saquon and Mahomes are In

WE'RE BACK! So many things are going wrong in the NFL right now: Jon Gruden's losing control of the Raiders, lies are swirling around the Cleveland Browns head coach interviews, and NATHAN PETERMAN is still in consideration to play in the NFL! Listen as Rob and Dave ponder on that mystery.

WE'RE BACK! So many things are going wrong in the NFL right now: Jon Gruden's losing control of the Raiders, lies are swirling around the Cleveland Browns head coach interviews, and NATHAN PETERMAN is still in consideration to play in the NFL! Listen as Rob and Dave ponder on that mystery.

Ep. 105: Trouble in Oakland & Lies in Cleveland!

Sometimes, the news stories just conspire in the world to create a special day where Rob and Dave have something very passionate to say about everything. This is one of those days.    Dave gets VERY excited to bash a certain player on the Celtics (!?!?), and Rob has a whole lot of thoughts on his best friend/younger brother/favorite nephew LaMelo Ball finally being released from his Lithuanian gulag.    Plus, the All-Star draft will be televised!! It's truly a dream come true banner day

Ep. 104: Dez, Le'Veon, and LaMelo are all Back! 

While Rob has been off being a movie star Dave fixed the NFL's QB problem. If you're tired of seeing Nathan Peterman, Brock Osweiler, or whoever the heck is starting for the 49ers right now, then listen to this episode! Let's fix the NFL QB problem once and for all. Oh, also Rob is starring in a movie and he may have gone all "Hollywood" on us. (For anyone experiencing issues downloading new episodes directly from Facebook, make sure to go to iTunes and SUBSCRIBE so each new episode gets downloaded directly) Lastly...GO VOTE!!!

While Rob has been off being a movie star Dave fixed the NFL's QB problem. If you're tired of seeing Nathan Peterman, Brock Osweiler, or whoever the heck is starting for the 49ers right now, then listen to this episode! Let's fix the NFL QB problem once and for all. Oh, also Rob is starring in a movie and he may have gone all "Hollywood" on us. (For anyone experiencing issues downloading new episodes directly from Facebook, make sure to go to iTunes and SUBSCRIBE so each new episode gets downloaded directly) Lastly...GO VOTE!!!

Ep. 103: Fixing the NFL's QB Problem

Word on the street is that Kevin Durant is going to the Knicks next season. So Rob and Dave put their incredible brains together to improvise what a "Durant to the Knicks" movie would look like. Spoiler Alert: David Fizdale will yell at many people, and the new Knicks may go over Niagra Falls! This movie WILL be made. Hear it here first.

Word on the street is that Kevin Durant is going to the Knicks next season. So Rob and Dave put their incredible brains together to improvise what a "Durant to the Knicks" movie would look like. Spoiler Alert: David Fizdale will yell at many people, and the new Knicks may go over Niagra Falls! This movie WILL be made. Hear it here first.

Ep. 102: Improvising the Durant-Knicks Buddy Comedy

Rob King and David Ingber, two writers for the sports comedy site The Kicker, put each other on the defensive by forcing one another to take the other side of various debates, as they discuss the biggest, silliest, weirdest, and most volatile topics in sports. With fast-paced jokes and a flat-out refusal to do real research, these two give sports fans exactly what they want: ridiculous hot takes. All while attempting not to destroy their decade-long friendship.

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This is not a drill, people. We got it.    As soon as we learned the LeBron James (yes, THE LeBron James) was teaming up with the greatest young director in Hollywood to make "Space Jam 2", the good folks at The Kicker Podcast reached out to see if we could get an advance copy.    And you know something? They emailed it over in 30 seconds. So nice of them.    So now, Rob and Dave read through the script, adding a few editorial notes along the way, but really, it's a pretty perfect first draft. Shawn Bradley is prominently involved, and Patrick Ewing is very minimally involved. But LeBron is up for the acting challenge of his life in this (VERRY R-RATED) update of a 1990s cinema classic.

Ep. 91: Holy Crap, We Got The New LeBron-Ryan Coogler "Space Jam" Script

The one we've all been waiting for. Can LeBron make the Lakers a contender? Can Melo gel with The Beard? Will Derrick Rose ever retire? All these questions, and a few more that no one is asking, will finally be answered.

The one we've all been waiting for. Can LeBron make the Lakers a contender? Can Melo gel with The Beard? Will Derrick Rose ever retire? All these questions, and a few more that no one is asking, will finally be answered.

Ep. 96: Pros & Cons of the Western Conference NBA Teams

Yeah, it's episode 100, and since Rob and Dave put out one episode every 10 years, that means they're both at least 1,000 years old. Math!   But as such, it's time to sit back and figure out -- what are the ten "cranky old man sports takes" that you actually believe in? Any sport, any aspect of the sport, could be on the court or off. But what turns two men in their thirties (okay, we were lying about the thousand year old thing) into New York Post curmudgeons?   Find out here on the Kicker Podcast!

Ep. 100: The Crankiest Old Man Sports Takes

Well, we can put that experiment to bed.    You know, like every NFL fan who can speak in full sentences, Rob and Dave have long thought that they could do play-by-play better than the jamokes who are actually on television. That they'd be funnier and more insightful and just a hell of a lot more entertaining.   Well... you be the judge. They do the first quarter of the marquee matchup between the Chiefs and Patriots, and I think we all learn something about ourselves in a very short amount of time.

Ep. 98: Rob and Dave's Disastrous Attempt To Do NFL Play-by-Play

We’re talking Red Sox sexiness in beating the Yankees. Jamaal Charles making every 31 year old on the planet feel super old. And of course, the descent of UFC into one notch above the WWE, the way it was kind of always destined to be. That's right, it’s time for another edition of all-in/not a fan. Rob and Dave are diving super deep into the front page of most major sports web sites to select the biggest, weirdest, and let’s be honest, funniest stories from the week.

We’re talking Red Sox sexiness in beating the Yankees. Jamaal Charles making every 31 year old on the planet feel super old. And of course, the descent of UFC into one notch above the WWE, the way it was kind of always destined to be. That's right, it’s time for another edition of all-in/not a fan. Rob and Dave are diving super deep into the front page of most major sports web sites to select the biggest, weirdest, and let’s be honest, funniest stories from the week.

Ep. 97: NFL Twitter Beefs And The Conor McGregor’s Circus  

Guys, they really tried. They really, really did. Astros versus Red Sox, one baseball fan and one decidedly non-baseball fan gave it their all, and they learned a thing we'd kind of always assumed: baseball is a LOT of dead time.    Does the conversation descend into a cantankerous discussion of why lefties can't beat the shift and a healthy does of Rob's Lando Calrissian impression? Yes it does. And this is in the middle of a one-run playoff game. We shudder to imagine what might go down between these two during a 9-2 laugher in the middle of July.    In short, please hire these two men to be your local team's play-by-play guys. Let's make baseball super weird.

Ep. 99: Rob and Dave's Somehow Even Worse Attempt At MLB Announcing

It's a little bit of everything today. A smorgasbord, if you will, of topical sports news. LeBron's Lakers stumbling out of the gate, the Red Sox being the most fun team to root for, and even a little update on everything that LaVar, Lonzo, and LiAngelo Ball have been up to. There might even be a little millionaire matchmaking taking place?   Oh, and the biggest Fantasy Football controversy ever... caused by Dave, and Rob is just READY to jump at the chance to call him out. Stick around for the end, because Rob is really trying to incite the internet into a letter writing campaign condemning his terrible behavior.

Ep. 101: LeBron's Lakers, LaVar Ball, and...Fantasy Football SCANDAL!!!

Oh yeah, it's time for your classic mid-week news dump. Some storylines from around the NBA and NFL. We're talking Le'Veon Bell (finally coming back). We're talking LeBron (what sort of year is he going to have? Because he's going to intentionally score about 8 points per game.)    We're even talking some baseball (what??) led by Rob (WHAT??!??!), who has a simply delightful story that almost sounds like product placement. All this and more on The Kicker Podcast, where you can always rely on Rob and Dave to kick things off with a fierce debate about the difference between "fall" and "autumn."

Ep. 94: LeBron Is In A Weird Uniform, And Kyrie Launches A Whole New Conspiracy

If you're one of those sports fans that thinks the NCAA is just perfect and nothing about it could be better, then maybe this episode just ain't for you. But if you're one of the 99.99% of fans who enjoy college sports to some degree but wish there were a bit less guilt or shenanigans associated with it, then this IS for you!   We're addressing scoring systems, overtime procedures, and of course, the outrageous pay of the coaches in juxtaposition to the inrageous pay of the students.   Is "inrageous" even a word? Of course not. But the pay of the students is certainly the polar opposite of the pay for the coaches, so we thought we'd have some fun with pre-fixes.    And if you have any ideas on how to fix the NCAA further (or fix our fixes), you can ALWAYS drop us a line at Facebook.com/officialthekicker.   And thanks as always to MyBookie.ag for keeping the lights on around here! It's an audio podcast, but there are still lights used occasionally.

If you're one of those sports fans that thinks the NCAA is just perfect and nothing about it could be better, then maybe this episode just ain't for you. But if you're one of the 99.99% of fans who enjoy college sports to some degree but wish there were a bit less guilt or shenanigans associated with it, then this IS for you!   We're addressing scoring systems, overtime procedures, and of course, the outrageous pay of the coaches in juxtaposition to the inrageous pay of the students.   Is "inrageous" even a word? Of course not. But the pay of the students is certainly the polar opposite of the pay for the coaches, so we thought we'd have some fun with pre-fixes.    And if you have any ideas on how to fix the NCAA further (or fix our fixes), you can ALWAYS drop us a line at <a href="http://facebook.com/officialthekicker" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Facebook.com/officialthekicker</a>.   And thanks as always to <a href="http://MyBookie.ag" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MyBookie.ag</a> for keeping the lights on around here! It's an audio podcast, but there are still lights used occasionally.

Ep. 93: 10 New Rules To Fix NCAA Basketball and Football

Have you ever heard a man who has just been beaten by life? Well now you have. Dave has taken this loss to the Detroit Lions hard, and it's leading to all sorts of stress eating and Belichick conspiracies that take back all the way to 2001.    Plus! Some more uplifting NFL stories, like the ascension of Pat Mahomes (and his new weird-as-hell nicknames) leading the best offense in all of football. And they're not even the best team in football! That would be the Buffalo Williamses. With unbeatable Josh Allen at the helm.   It's an all-football podcast for your NFL junkies, with a startling amount of CFL talk sprinkled in.

Ep. 92: It's The Demise of the Patriots Dynasty

Okay, we're really sorry, but the first ten minutes of this podcast are just Rob and Dave getting super angry at each other about a MAJOR FANTASY FOOTBALL CONTROVERSY. We know, we know, you don't care about anyone else's league, but really, everyone's souls are at stake here. Feel free to skip past this if you're just here for the hoops.    But then we get into which teams have a chance of making noise in the East (read: basically none of them if you don't have Kawhi or Jayson Tatum) on your team), which teams are going to joyfully stink, and which teams are just super happy to get a playoff seed between #4 and #7 for the next 100 years.    And we'll be doing the Western Conference teams next, so look out for that. But darnit, Dave just can't stop salivating about Luka Doncic. So much great hoops to look forward to!!

Ep. 95: The Pros and Cons of the Eastern Conference NBA Teams

They say you shouldn't overreact to what happens early in an NFL season.   Rob and Dave say screw all of that. Today, they are taking the best and biggest and funniest storylines of the season and extrapolating them out into the biggest possible insane threads they can be.    Josh Gordon is better than Randy Moss in 2007? Aaron Rodgers is a character in "Ready Player One"? Pat Mahomes will be so good his nickname will be a government agency??   It's all impossible, but then again, it's the NFL, where everything is possible. Except Fitzpatrick becoming the MVP.

Ep. 90: Fitzpatrick For MVP?? Let's Overreact To The NFL's Biggest Stories

Improvising sports movies? Rob and Dave have been there and done that. It's time to dip their comedic toes into new water, by building out a brand new sports comedy TV show in which a handpicked group of NFL superstars join together in order to solve crimes. Yes, it's the A-Team, but with a slightly different name that you won't believe.    What crimes will they solve? Which players will be a part of it? How will lax bros figure into the plot in season 2? These are all questions that will be asked (some of which will be answered rather unsatisfactorily) in the inaugural pilot description of... "The F-Team."

Ep. 89: Improvising The "NFL A-Team"... Sports TV Show??

If you have a bench, you're just wrong. Rob and Dave can officially say it. You're playing the game of fantasy football wrong. Don't you want an endless stream of stars on your team every single week? OF COURSE YOU DO.    Plus! Rob and Dave break down the financial and workers rights aspects of Le'Veon Bell's bold contract holdout, and just what the heck happened (and the soon-to-be-forgotten details) of that fateful Grand Slam Final against the incredible Naomi Osaka.     Plus plus! Dave has a very exciting new announcement about how he'll be spending this football season. And there's some dad talk, but come on. At this point, that's really just par for the course.    This episode is sponsored by MyBookie.ag, so if you like The Kicker Podcast and want to support, go gamble with them online using the promo code TKP. Thanks so much!!

If you have a bench, you're just wrong. Rob and Dave can officially say it. You're playing the game of fantasy football wrong. Don't you want an endless stream of stars on your team every single week? OF COURSE YOU DO.    Plus! Rob and Dave break down the financial and workers rights aspects of Le'Veon Bell's bold contract holdout, and just what the heck happened (and the soon-to-be-forgotten details) of that fateful Grand Slam Final against the incredible Naomi Osaka.    Plus plus! Dave has a very exciting new announcement about how he'll be spending this football season. And there's some dad talk, but come on. At this point, that's really just par for the course.    This episode is sponsored by <a href="http://MyBookie.ag" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MyBookie.ag</a>, so if you like The Kicker Podcast and want to support, go gamble with them online using the promo code TKP. Thanks so much!!

Ep. 88: Talking Le'Veon Bell, Serena, And Why Fantasy Is Better With #NoBench

Recording live from TKP's Fantasy Football draft, Rob is joined by Jeremiah Budin and Dave (F*** You) Krahn to give play by play as players from all over the globe (seriously) fill up a roster with NO BENCH. Spoiler Alert: Everyone drafted bad teams! Dave was away working on a super secret project that may or may not be the next Star Wars (it isn't...but it could be!). Let the games begin.

Recording live from TKP's Fantasy Football draft, Rob is joined by Jeremiah Budin and Dave (F*** You) Krahn to give play by play as players from all over the globe (seriously) fill up a roster with NO BENCH. Spoiler Alert: Everyone drafted bad teams! Dave was away working on a super secret project that may or may not be the next Star Wars (it isn't...but it could be!). Let the games begin.

Ep. 87: The Official #NoBenchSpecial Fantasy Draft LIVE!

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