Ranked #1
Episode 3: Don't Lie to the Hat
Episode 3: Don't Lie to the Hat
In this episode The Readers meet Hogwart’s Professors and resident ghosts. Doug can’t pronounce McGonagall... or can he?... Read more
7 Apr 2019
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59mins
Ranked #2
Episode 4: "What are Wizard Sleeves?"
Episode 4: "What are Wizard Sleeves?"
Harry really starts to expand his malevolent influence, garnering special treatment AND a school sponsored broom. Why d... Read more
15 Apr 2019
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52mins
Ranked #3
Episode 18: Weekend at Snapey's
Episode 18: Weekend at Snapey's
The Readers welcome special guest Siri to the podcast. Robb gets put on an FBI watch-list. Kapellmeister Raptor! Doug th... Read more
11 Aug 2019
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1hr 27mins
Ranked #4
Episode 21: On Her Majesty’s Unspeakable Service
Episode 21: On Her Majesty’s Unspeakable Service
It's a nerd throwdown! Bond Vs Star Trek! Gnomes vs Pork Fat! Borders vs Blockbuster! Doug Foolishly challenges Robb's r... Read more
2 Sep 2019
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1hr 15mins
Ranked #5
Episode 20: Summary Exposition
Episode 20: Summary Exposition
The readers turn to the past to unearth truths about Maledictus Herpetology. Hear Robb Google in REAL TIME, no time-tur... Read more
26 Aug 2019
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1hr 36mins
Ranked #6
Episode 9: Super-Fun-Ghost-Party
Episode 9: Super-Fun-Ghost-Party
It's a SUPER FUN GHOST PARTY!! The Readers discuss what it takes to be a hero and Doug feels that Draco has what it take... Read more
21 May 2019
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1hr
Ranked #7
Episode 6: F*¢K Curling!
Episode 6: F*¢K Curling!
It's the book wrap party! The Readers go off on wild tangents. Robb defends Ron, and Doug really hates Curling. What ha... Read more
29 Apr 2019
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59mins
Ranked #8
Episode 7: Harry Is A SOCIOPATH!
Episode 7: Harry Is A SOCIOPATH!
It's time to enter the Chamber of Secrets (after the usual few chapters of Dursley Abuse) Is the best chapter of the ser... Read more
8 May 2019
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #9
Episode 8: J.K. Malfoy
Episode 8: J.K. Malfoy
There is a Ghoul in the attic (or is it Grandma?) And the black market's saturated with body parts this week as the Read... Read more
14 May 2019
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #10
Episode 15: Thick as a Post
Episode 15: Thick as a Post
The Readers discuss levels of bullying. Doug pushes all of Robb's buttons and explores Sirius's Son of Sam connection. A... Read more
15 Jul 2019
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #11
Episode 12: Dumbledore's Pedialyte
Episode 12: Dumbledore's Pedialyte
The Second Book Wrap Party! We did it! We made it out of the Chamber of Secrets alive. But at what cost? The second book... Read more
10 Jun 2019
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1hr 20mins
Ranked #12
Episode 25: What Happens Here... is ‘Body Horror'
Episode 25: What Happens Here... is ‘Body Horror'
Doug Calls Out Manuela Suarez and defends Harry Potter exuberantly. The Readers discover that the longer the series goes... Read more
1 Oct 2019
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1hr 14mins
Ranked #13
Episode 24: Long Term Conservative Investment
Episode 24: Long Term Conservative Investment
The Readers set the story straight on 'House Elves'... sort of. Elf slavery remains the topic of the day because the res... Read more
23 Sep 2019
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #14
Episode 22: Nobody Dumbs Like Ron
Episode 22: Nobody Dumbs Like Ron
Robb once again goes full Beautiful Mind cause the numbers Just. Dont. Add. UP!!! Doug is a Quidditch World Cup Truther... Read more
9 Sep 2019
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1hr 5mins
Ranked #15
Episode 5: Loyal to the Dong
Episode 5: Loyal to the Dong
It's our shortest episode ever! But never fear. The Readers tackle hard hitting questions, Like: Does Nicholas Flamel ag... Read more
22 Apr 2019
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37mins
Ranked #16
Episode 16: Nothing Tastes as Good as Being Rich Feels
Episode 16: Nothing Tastes as Good as Being Rich Feels
It's been an long long time but the Death Readers are Finally back! The Readers stay on topic as they pit Amadeus agains... Read more
29 Jul 2019
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1hr 27mins
Ranked #17
Episode 10: I Believe in Harry Dent
Episode 10: I Believe in Harry Dent
The Readers wonder if Lucius and Arthur could have been friends. Doug takes a controversial stance on alternative medici... Read more
27 May 2019
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1hr 20mins
Ranked #18
Episode 11: Mandrake Seed
Episode 11: Mandrake Seed
The Readers have produced their most mature episode yet, and have a surprisingly hard time talking about Giant Spiders. ... Read more
4 Jun 2019
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1hr 13mins
Ranked #19
Episode 13: The Boy Who Living
Episode 13: The Boy Who Living
Welcome Back! We have FINALLY Arrived at the much lauded Prisoner of Azkaban! In this episode The Readers try to break d... Read more
1 Jul 2019
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1hr 20mins
Ranked #20
Episode 19: JAZZ-kaban
Episode 19: JAZZ-kaban
It’s a late-night Book Wrap Party! Way I see it, if you were gonna make a podcast about Harry Potter, why not do it in s... Read more
19 Aug 2019
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1hr 40mins