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The Movie Bluffs

The Movie Bluffs is a comedy podcast where we watch the beginning, and end of a movie, and make up the middle.

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18. Daniel Plainview and the Chocolate Factory [There Will Be Blood]

Woah! Hope y'all have your sweet teeth ready to rip, the Bluffs are taking you on a tour through an old classic! Daniel Day Lewis has his work cut out for him in his role of a lifetime this episode when he strikes a chocolate deposit, and becomes the world's premiere Candy Baron. HOT POINTS: Crushing cans for God, Dean Puldapart, and "can you think of anything sweeter?"

1hr 11mins

19 May 2022

Rank #1

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17. 2 Magic 2 Furious [Looper]

Two humble street magicians try their best to make it to the top. One's up there, making millions, the other's down here wishing he could be killing him. Come take a ride with us on a horse named "Jealousy" as we see what one man is willing to do for success.Instagram: @themoviebluffsTikTok: @themoviebluffsemail: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

1hr 11mins

21 Apr 2022

Rank #2

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16. I Dream Of Matthew McConaughey [Mud]

This week the boys find themselves deep in the mud with a rag tag country boy that teaches some life lessons, and just take each situation as they come to them. HOT POINTS: Hobo genie, Darla Debbie Dupont Delilah Peppercorn, and the price of true love.

1hr 4mins

7 Apr 2022

Rank #3

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15. Richard Gere Swoons For That French Allure: Honey, Smoke, and Books [Unfaithful]

Hoo boy, the Bluffs really got themselves twisted up in this tale...they turn a simple story of infidelity into a raucous trek through time. Well...just a couple days, that is. HOT POINTS: Tornado time travel, French spunk musk, and UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR: @bang.stickers! Check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

1hr 2mins

17 Mar 2022

Rank #4

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14. The Santa Clause 2: Germany's Revenge [Polar]

Oh boy, I hope y'all are in the Christmas spirit! The Bluffs take you down a road towards killing one of America's most beloved Capitalist symbols himself: ole Saint Nick. HOT POINTS: Easter Island habitat, questionable German accents, and a couple plane rides gone cruelly awry.


3 Mar 2022

Rank #5

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13. Fly Another Day [I.T.]

You always thought "I.T." stood for "Internet Tonnection", but this week the boys create a new definition of the acronym: Identity Theft. HOT POINTS: All paper coding, hot Pierce-on-wall action, and jimmy rigging a wi-fi hack.


18 Feb 2022

Rank #6

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12. Sandra Bullock Eats The Rich (AND The 'Za) [The Net]

This week, The Bluffs find themselves in the middle of the nineties, where hacking was the craze, and the pizza was free flowing. HOT POINTS: A family legacy pizza website, Sandra Bullock the gamer girl, and gas powered internet.


3 Feb 2022

Rank #7

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11. Sharks Love Cool J (and Cool J Loves Them Just As Much) [Deep Blue Sea]

In this week's episode, the Bluffs tackle the sea life, with all the charm of Frank Sinatra, and all the Marine Biology knowledge of George Castanza. HOT POINTS: Possible false Alzheimer's, a half man/half shark experiment gone wrong, and Samuel L. Jackson just along for the ride.

1hr 2mins

6 Jan 2022

Rank #8

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10. Kurt Russell Hatches A Clever Idea That's Poorly Executed [Stargate]

This week, the boys take you on journey through time, both the future, AND the past! Kurt Russell and his horny little sidekick find love, and hate, in the distant future, and try to get by in a world more metallic than they're used to.HOT POINTS: Robethany, a human poker bet, and Russell's big block head.


17 Dec 2021

Rank #9

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9. Woody's In Zombieland? No, Woody's In A Hot New Band! [The Highwaymen]

This week, the boys teach you a bit about American. Namely, the tragic tale of two much-beloved vigilantes, and the road to stardom two detectives take to catch them. HOT POINTS: Flashback mania, a failed band, and some good ole Chicago deep dish.


2 Dec 2021

Rank #10