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What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.

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What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.

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21 Ratings
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Great podcast

By L_KWE - Apr 24 2020
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The accents, the content, the music, you guys are hilarious! Keep up the good work 😊

Hilarious

By CarolGwats - Nov 22 2018
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I love this podcast it’s great

iTunes Ratings

21 Ratings
Average Ratings
20
0
1
0
0

Great podcast

By L_KWE - Apr 24 2020
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The accents, the content, the music, you guys are hilarious! Keep up the good work 😊

Hilarious

By CarolGwats - Nov 22 2018
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I love this podcast it’s great
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2 Broke Twimbos

Latest release on Sep 18, 2020

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Rank #1: The VPN Episode

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Attention comrades with internet connections! We bring you a special episode, shorter than most, and later than usual. We can explain. We had no internet. And this time, it’s not because of not paying the bill. Things are happening in Zim, and like most Zimbabweans, we just want to know what the facts on the ground are.
We do not claim to be a current affairs or political podcast, so we do not attempt to explain these things, but we do have some things to share. All legal. Probably.

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Jan 17 2019

37mins

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Rank #2: The Crossover Episode with King Kandoro

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In a cosmic coming-together that shattered the very foundations of twimbo reality, King Kandoro, comedian and podcast host of the not-as-good Sadza In The Morning, blundered into our studio to foster disharmony & sabotage the good work that Dan & Phil were doing in bringing you a fresh serving of the only podcast that would make you sell your forex at 1:1. Together, the discussion covered racism in private schools, Ti Gonzi and his recent attack, men who make women uncomfortable and we got to the bottom of who has a better podcast.
2 Broke Twimbos would like to apologize for the abrupt lowering of standards from the dizzying heights that you, our valued listeners, have become used to in order to accommodate this representative of the inferior show.

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Apr 10 2019

1hr 16mins

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Rank #3: The Simba Tagz Episode

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Attacking your senses like the new Zimbabwe Warriors’ kit, a new episode of the only podcast to survive Thanos’ snap is ready for consumption! Dan & Phil welcomed back to the podcast Zimbabwean singer/rapper/producer Simba Tagz who has been rubbing shoulders with Africa’s finest artists recently. A lot of things have changed since the last time they had Simba Tagz on the podcast, and the conversation covered Tagz’ new single My Lover, his work with African artists like Wizkid, Burna Boy, Davido, Maleek Berry, Mr Eazi, Dotman and many others, his role in the Empawa Africa Program and the Zimbabwean music industry. We also breeze through some quick storied for the week involving Enzo Ishall, Tamy and Pokello, and we find out what happened to the infamous Food Album from the mid-2000’s. Enjoy!

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May 17 2019

1hr 47mins

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Rank #4: The Bleach Boys Episode

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Before the whole world is turned into a post-apocalyptic zombie movie, the 2 Broke Twimbos manage to squeeze in one more episode of the only podcast that doesn’t have anyone from TMZ watching, 2 Broke Twimbos. Dan & Phil manage to catch up on some of the events of the week, including the sad news of the death of Ladysmith Black Mambazo lead singer and founder Joseph Shabalala, updates on Soul Jah Luv and Enzo Ishall and more! A recent heavily edited photo posted by Khanyi Mbau leads to a spirited discussion on the merit and demerits of bleaching, and the 2 Broke Twimbos conitnue their ascension to wokeness as they explore the issues surrounding consent and respect.

Enjoy!

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Feb 20 2020

1hr 38mins

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Rank #5: The Disrespectful Episode

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“Disgusting!” “Sickening!” “Just plain disrespectful.” “I want my data back.” These are just some of the glowing reviews that you can expect to share once you hear the new format for the 2 Broke Twimbos podcast! (As well as a certain new album from the South African queen of rap). The 2 Broke Twimbos tackle bread and butter issues in this brand new episode such as the number of channels on TV that Sho Madjozi watches, $55 brunches during Sunday service and promiscuity in teenagers. And of course, an in-depth review of the album of our generation, Faith Nketsi’s Disrespectful EP. Let us know how you’re enjoying the switch-up in style of the podcast!

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Nov 13 2019

2hr 13mins

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Rank #6: The Vimbai Zimuto Episode

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2 Broke Twimbos continues to blaze the way among Zimbabwean podcasts, and really in the world (or if there are any podcasts in space, the universe) as we bring you another episode, fresh from the oven, served piping hot, with none other than recent viral sensation Vimbai Zimuto. In this steamy exposé, watch as all is revealed and laid bare, the naked truth presented as we strip the covers off the stark facts and show you what is really going on au naturel. We go in depth with Vimbai, discussing her history, working as a backing vocalist for Oliver Mtukudzi, her music plagiarism case from 2016 with Fungisai Zvakavapano, the steamy music video for the song Hapana Kawunoenda, and of course the backlash surrounding her controversial nude art on social media. We also discuss Cyclone Idai and the good work that many have done to provide relief, the situation with Siya Kolisi’s Instagram DM’s and his wife Rachel Kolisi’s reaction and more! Enjoy!

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Mar 21 2019

1hr 13mins

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Rank #7: The Open Up Your Third Eye Episode

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Our brothers and sisters from the motherland, open up your third eyes, decalcify your pineal glands and stay woke for the latest episode of the only podcast in Zimbabwe that goes well with peanut butter. Dan & Phil know what’s really going on, and they dish out the truth like hotep apothecaries, revealing what’s going on with the aftermath of Robert Mugabe’s death, the xenophobia in South Africa, the #AmINext Movement and much more. Don’t be caught sleeping brothers and sisters, the oppressor is working hard to obfuscate the truth! We shout out comedian Long John for his recent Pan-African award for the Zimbabwean’s Doing It Big segment, and we talk about Ammara Brown’s and ExQ’s new music, finishing the episode with the new remix of Teddy Bear featuring Mr Eazi and Simba Tagz. Enjoy!

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Sep 12 2019

1hr 35mins

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Rank #8: The Miss Nubian Queen of The Universe Episode

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December is fully upon us, it’s too late to escape, but luckily we have a brand new episode of the only podcast that sounds even better with the background noise of a generator running. Dan & Phil sat down to catch up on the big stories of the week, and take time to welcome their South African brothers & sisters to new stages of load-shedding. The 2 Broke Twimbos also take an exasperated look at the sheer number of events available for December in Zim, the glorious blossoming of African beauty at Miss Universe, why Zimbabwean police shouldn’t tweet and so much more. Enjoy!

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Dec 12 2019

1hr 24mins

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Rank #9: The DJ Stavo Episode

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Ladies and gentlemen, peasants and noble-folk, the long awaited showdown has finally hit your podcasting apps. In the blue corner, weighing in at “can’t afford the imperial system” pounds, the hosts of the most popular struggle based podcast in the country (twice removed) it’s the 2 Broke Twimbos! And in the red corner, carrying a large wad of foreign currency and a set of DJ controllers, one of Zimbabwe’s most celebrated mix DJ’s and producer of multiple hit songs, it’s DJ Stavo! The destitute duo find out what makes DJ Stavo tick, from his early days as a professional football player, to how he managed to regularly get his music on Trace and MTV Base. Stavo also addresses the controversy over his comments about celebrities at Tuku’s funeral, his Star FM Awards snub, and we wrap it up with a “civil” conversation about Phil’s allegations on Stavo’s YouTube views. We also touch speak on the ZImbabwean music industry, Vimbai Zimuto’s nudes and much more! Enjoy

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Mar 13 2019

1hr 49mins

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Rank #10: The 6 RTGS & A Dream Episode

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Like a phoenix that rises through the ashes of the fire you started to do your cooking because there was no ZESA, the 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode of the only podcast that will make you pay for someone else’s food. Dan & Phil take a look at the Buffalo Souljah and Shatta Wale “King of African Dancehall” beef, ZIMURA and artist royalties, Robert Marawa and his new online channel and a fun story about a date that ended in RTGS6.00 heartbreak. We also point a spotlight on Billy Chapata, a poet and author doing it big in Atlanta, Georgia in the US of A. Enjoy!

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Jul 12 2019

1hr 32mins

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Rank #11: The Ray Vines Episode

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Fellow comrades-in-alms, 2 Broke Twimbos continues its purple vein of form with a brand new episode of the only podcast you can eat without soup, featuring not just the Zimbabwean Instagram comedy sensation Ray Vines, but ALSO, an interview with South African hip-hop star Nasty C. Ray Vines hilariously speaks on his story, and how the now defunct video-sharing platform Vine inspired him to build one of Zimbabwe’s most recognizable social media brands. The 2 Broke Twimbos and Ray Vines also comment on several pressing stories that affect the price of bread, such as Pokello’s shopping habits, Victoria Falls being managed by ZINWA and passport woes. As an added bonus, the audio from Dan & Phil’s interview with South African rapper Nasty C is also available, along with Zim rapper King98, after an incredible meet & greet event hosted by the pair for Zimbabwean media and press. You can also watch the video of Nasty C and King98 being interviewed by the 2 Broke Twimbos here.

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Dec 04 2019

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Rank #12: The Boycott Lion King Episode

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Friends, Diasporans and Countrymen! It is once again that time to lend us your ears for another potent and pointless Podcast of preposterous pontifications and promulgations!

This week DannyThatGuy and PhilChard gather around a candlelit microphone to discuss many hot button issues like The Lion King remake that has divided opinion across the world. As we delve into the issues plaguing Pride Rock we call Buffalo Souljah to ask why he wants us to boycott the movie as we also provide you with the third instalment of Buff Vs Shatta.

We also discuss the new fuel prices, new music and new sports-related embarrassments. While we do this Dan cannot help but remind us that he is finally going on an international trip.

We play out this episode with a very special rendition of Can You Feel The Love Tonight. Enjoy!

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Jul 24 2019

1hr 29mins

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Rank #13: The This Is Not Normal Episode

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A different week sees a different episode from you favourite struggle-podcasting duo in hiding, as “normalcy” returns to these here Zimbabwean streets. As Dan & Phil discuss however, nothing about this is normal. Still, the show must go on, and so the 2 Broke Twimbos discuss the question of whether celebrities should use their platforms for political or social issues, various entertainment stories from Zimbabwe and around the world and round it off with a song Phil found from MJ Sings. Enjoy!

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Jan 23 2019

1hr 15mins

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Rank #14: The Allez Allez Allez Episode

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If podcasting were this year's Champions League, then 2 Broke Twimbos would be Liverpool! (That's the sound of Dan retching in the background) It's another episode of the only podcast Zimbabwean prisoners would listen to while watching Bev twerk! Dan & Phil got to catch up on some of the week's events despite Phil constantly breaking out into song to celebrate his team's win. In the Zimbabweans Doing It Big segment, they celebrate John Pfumojena for his work in the play The Jungle, then they discuss Sho Madjozi's antics at the SAMA's, the Neymar fake rape accusation, press conferences for bakeries and hip-hop billionaires. Another great episode to exercise both your brain cells much like a game of Candy Crush. Enjoy!

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Jun 06 2019

1hr 19mins

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Rank #15: The Hillzy Episode

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If radio is the first force in consuming broadcast media, and television is like a second force, well then podcasting is an additional force, a tertiary force, a “third force” if you will, of which 2 Broke Twimbos brings you the latest episode of the only podcast in Zimbabwe that had accreditation at Blue Roof, but decided not to go, featuring rising afro-trap-soul-rap-R&B star Hillzy.

Hillzy explains how he blew up through a series of incredible events including featuring in Hype Magazine’s Freshman Edition, accidentally being played on the USA MTV Awards, and putting together perfectly timed collaborations. In addition, the 2 Broke Twimbos talk about the controversial video of the sexually explicit freestyle by an underage boy, as well as other trending issues.

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Sep 19 2019

1hr 41mins

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Rank #16: The Kikky Badass Episode

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Greetings to the Great Unwashed and hello to the hoi polloi, a brand new episode of the only podcast you can twerk to, 2 Broke Twimbos, is here! This time, Dan & Phil get to sit down with the queen herself, Kikky Badass for an episode packed to the brim with the exact scientific formulas and high philosophy you have come to expect from them. They take an in-depth look at Kikky’s music, her beefs, sexual violence against women, xenophobia and more! Enjoy!

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Sep 05 2019

1hr 14mins

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Rank #17: The Gemma Griffiths Episode

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It’s a brand new episode of the Met Gala of podcasts, in that no one really understands what its about but you just can’t look away. This time, the queen of Urban Grooves Gemma Griffiths herself sits with the financially challenged fellas in an interview conducted at the crack of dawn. Dan & Phil examine her recent success especially with the Winky D assist on Mugarden as well as her current and upcoming projects including Driving Pamwe, an initiative that sees Gemma trekking across Africa on a journey of musical discovery. This interview was not all rainbows and unicorns however, and Gemma had to answer some tough questions on race and cultural appropriation. A great episode with a great person, check it out.

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May 08 2019

1hr 21mins

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Rank #18: Oh The Places We Kango With Champopo

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Comrades! We must apologize profusely, circumstances beyond our control (sorta) made us miss the last 3 episodes. How can we ever make it up to you?? Chimuti ndechedu, hatisikuda kukuvhundutsai (rough translation: our stick, we don’t want scary) We bring you an episode to make up for it, and delve deep into an expert analysis of the game-changing, earth-shattering issues that you have come to expect from us, such as: what must happen if you didn’t buy the bottle? Why hasn’t Dan been a video vixen in more videos? If you are going to have champagne poured all over you, should you be wearing white? And how does one warm up sadza nemazondo?

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Oct 16 2019

2hr 1min

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Rank #19: The Return of Dakari and Hillzy Episode

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It’s a new decade! Allegedly (but that’s another story for another time, probably when we ACTUALLY get into the new decade) The times are a-changin’, but what remains consistent is the quality of content you’ve come to expect from your favourite crypto-currency-analysis podcast, without the crypto, the analysis and definitely without the currency. The 2 Broke Twimbos decided to kick off the new year by inviting back 2 of our favourite guests from the previous year, super producer Dakari, and singer Hillzy, fresh off his AFRIMA win for Best Artist, Duo or Group in African R&B & Soul and freshly signed to Dakari’s label. The foursome discuss the music, the various shenanigans over the holiday period and the transition to the new year and an apparent new meth problem in Zimbabwe. A great episode to kick-start the new year, enjoy!

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Jan 10 2020

1hr 40mins

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Rank #20: The Munashe Chirisa Episode

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We interrupt your sanctions-march preparations and Rolex watch search parties with a brand new episode of the podcast that needs a national day of prayer, 2 Broke Twimbos, recorded last week with UK-based Zimbabwean actor and comedian Munashe Chirisa. The broke bros have a great conversation with Munashe about Zimbabwean diasporans, his stand-up and acting career, cancel culture and jokes were cracked. Seriously, much laughing, but also much serious contemplation. Enjoy!

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Oct 23 2019

1hr 38mins

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