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Valley Boys Podcast

Two unlikely best friends Dave Weasel and Brandon Collins fight about everything. One is a cuckservative douchebag, the other a liberal comedian & handsome devil & writer of this bio.

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#005: The Pneumonia Diaries

Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. 

1hr 15mins

16 Jan 2020

Rank #1

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#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis

The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack.

2hr 10mins

13 Feb 2020

Rank #2

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#011 Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill

The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. 

1hr 1min

27 Feb 2020

Rank #3

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#003 Free Range Baboon

The boys talk about what would happen if they got in a fight, Dave being sick, the Don't Fuck With Cats documentary, and being farted on.


4 Jan 2020

Rank #4

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#004 Dick Rivers

Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. 

1hr 26mins

9 Jan 2020

Rank #5

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#008 Apu Only Live Once

The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. 

1hr 10mins

6 Feb 2020

Rank #6

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#012: Pomona Virus

The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction.


11 Mar 2020

Rank #7

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#013: Los Angeles Lockdown

While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. 


19 Mar 2020

Rank #8

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#006 Movin' On Up

Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. 

1hr 2mins

23 Jan 2020

Rank #9

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#007 Swipe Left

The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. 

30 Jan 2020

Rank #10

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#010: Joe Walsh

The boys are joined by former congressman and presidential candidate Joe Walsh to discuss corruption, guns, booze, how and how everything he does is wrong (according to Dave), and how he looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

1hr 13mins

20 Feb 2020

Rank #11

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#019: Noodles from The Offspring

Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. 

1hr 1min

7 May 2020

Rank #12

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#018: Paul Elia

 The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. 

1hr 5mins

1 May 2020

Rank #13

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#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles

The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. 


20 Apr 2020

Rank #14

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#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked

The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. 

1hr 16mins

11 Apr 2020

Rank #15