Authorized Novelizations Podcast

He's BAAAAAAAaaaaaack. Wrong movie, but whatever. This week on Authorized, we continue our new trend of reading a second novelization of a movie we've already covered; this time it's William Kotzwinkle's iconic novelization of E.T. the Extra Terrestrial! We're joined by author Mark Stay to discuss E.T.'s plant whispering, his benevolent  healing of overseas miners, and mostly how unforgivably horny he is. I mean seriously, E.T., pump the brakes. You're not allowed to be this horny for a human lady. Next week on Authorized, we continue with the sequel, E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet!  Buy Mark's new book, The Ghost of Ivy Barn! : https://witchesofwoodville.com/#ghostofivybarn Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpod Instagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

Holy Second Novelization, Batman! Today on Authorized, we cover another, yes ANOTHER!, of the 1997 classic, Batman & Robin. Paxton Holley is back to discuss both the novelization and also whether the Authorized crew will ever allow him to cover a novelization of a different movie. Will Paxton escape the endless loop of Schumacher?! Only time will tell.Next week on Authorized: Mark Stay joins the crew to discuss a SECOND novelization of E.T (this time by author William Kotzwinkle).Season 3 of Authorized starts July 28th!Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

Like some sort of fractured, abstracted art film, Sisterhood 2 is here to tell us four distinct stories that really don't intersect at all. But hey, it's fun for the three hosts of Authorized to just hang out! We definitely discover that we are a better Sisterhood than the Pants one. We actually care about each other, for one! Next week on Authorized: Paxton Holley returns to talk a DIFFERENT novelization of Batman & Robin. Season 3 of Authorized starts July 28th!  Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/authorizedpod Instagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

To conclude our series on Friday the 13th's Crystal Lake series, we read The Mask of Jason Voorhees, the final, unpublished entry in the series. We're joined by audiobook narrator Josh LaRue as well as the author himself, William Pattison a.k.a. Eric Morse. Lots of good stuff in this one. Jason gets in a fight in a town square in broad daylight.Check Out William's Books here: https://wcpenterprises.weebly.com/Check out William's Vimeo Channel: https://vimeo.com/user24298067Check out Josh's Youtube/ Audiobook Channel! : https://www.youtube.com/c/The80sSlasherLibrarianFollow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

We all watched a movie we didn't want to- for CONTENT. But really, Overbye did read the junior novelization and it's decent. The movie? Years off our lives.Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

It's revenge of the nerd this week on Authorized. Forget The Hunter, Big Red, or Mitch Devers: This week Jason Voorhees' mask is taking a scrawny bullied teen and hulking him the heck out. We're joined by returning guest Annie Kelly to discuss haunted mechanical bats, cheating spouses and Jason copycats. Also, Hannah isn't here for the first time since Gremlins, so all of Overbye's worst opinions go completely unchallenged. Check out Annie Kelly's series Vaccine: The Human Story: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/vaccine-the-human-story/id1569810932Check Out Annie Kelly on the QAA podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/qanon-anonymous/id1428209307Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

In celebration of Jurassic World: Dominion, we're reading another Jurassic Park 3: Jurassic Park 3! Join us as we discuss feather placement on raptors and basically write slash fanfic for Alan Grant and Billy. Also, Marco and Overbye read Jurassic Park: Survivor, a book detailing how Eric Kirby survived his eight weeks on Isla Sorna. Thematic resonance between these two volumes abounds.Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

The Carnival has come to Crystal Lake, and unsurprisingly, it's not very chill. We're joined by returning guest John Goodman of Exit Interview to discuss possessed Jason dogs, evil wax figures, and way too much inexplicable predatory behavior towards minors. Our third outing at Camp Crystal Lake is the most divisive yet- It's nice to have Overbye and Hannah back at odds.Check out John's podcast Exit Interview: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/exit-interview/id1534899949Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

Ponds...they're not great at keeping things locked up. Join us this week as we discuss the story of Big Red, a fisherman who snares the mask of Jason Voorhees and turns pretty mean! We're joined by Matt Dartnell, who, like everybody else on this show, knows way more about this series than Overbye and actually gets what's going on. Must be nice! Follow Matt on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/mattchstickman/Follow Authorized on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support

In celebration of the Obi Wan Kenobi series premiere, we're re-releasing our Revenge of the Sith episode with the great Patrick Willems! Enjoy Hannah getting really into her love for Obi Wan all over again.Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/authorizedpod/support